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Re: Article 10 - Uh-oh!

Post by loofisawesome » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:28 pm

Jutomi wrote:Fortunately, loofisawesome, who was sweet enough to test the hub
Finally the MORTALS ARE STARTING TO BOW DOWN- I mean, thank you! :D
You posed dramatically.
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Jutomi wrote:...when I get the link.
http://cloudrac3r.ddns.net/data/wdlmusic.ogg
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Issue #11

Post by Jutomi » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:30 pm

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Issue #11:

Article #1: A Personal Note:

Well, this week I'll be yielding two issues, as make-up for last week.

Last weekend, I was mostly lazy. But, only in regards to the actual news week. ;)

I have spent pretty much time this week - and will continue to do so until this is done - playing and recording my progress of Dark Cave!

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In addition to Dark Cave, I have been working on reworking JA:HOTSP!

HOTSP is coming along nicely, with some adventures in the 8th world, and reworking being half done in World 4. I think that some of World 3 and maybe even the most recent World 7 could use a little work, but besides this, there's not much more I think I have to do. :D

But the biggest change has something to do with a different kind of change
- spare change!

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Just a bit oversized

Coins will be replacing all gems in the hub and adventures, and will be easy to find in-hub. The exception to this is adventures that require gems to win,
but even some of those have some coins added to them, now. :)
But why all of the coins?

Lets just say that it has to do with something similar to POTZ... :evil:

That's all for last week, folks! :lol:
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Post by loofisawesome » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:36 pm

Can you fix the teleporters in the Tropics?
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Issue #12

Post by Jutomi » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:52 pm

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Issue #12:

URGENT NEWS!

Article #1: Mad with Power?!?:

This just in! We've found out that a pizzeria was actually burned down just a few minutes ago!

This is a photo taken by News Reporter Stinkyftw, Keifer Jones.

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Though the casualties remain minimal, this is quite a travesty!
And what's worse, it was no accident!

Some adventurers and stinker forensic scientists have come together and
concluded that this was the work of a criminal who's brought very bad things to Wonderland for the past month!

That's right. None other than a wizard of white magic!
You might think that that doesn't sound so bad, white's a conglomerate of colours. But it seems that it's too much power for one stinker to handle,
and is unifying and trying to consume various parts of Wonderland through
energy - including fire.

The more deftly news is that it seems that Morklin could very well be the culprit, however hat fibers aren't necessarily the best for tracking people down.
But no one has seen Morklin in quite some time, and indigo hat fibers have been found laying at the crime scene!
Plus, if you think about it... he did buy a mask some time ago. And it looked scary. :shock:

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If anyone sees Morklin or anyone running around with white magic or a blue hat, or a mask like the one above, please contact the authorities!

Article #2: Recycling Team

"Yes, all sorts of plastic has been clogging the rivers all over Wonderland! We need volunteers to come help clean!"

These were the exact words of StinkyFTW, Keifer Jones, who has promised to host a cookout for everyone who attends his mission of clean and green this week!
I, for one, will be excited to join them. ;)

Article #3: Scritter Dyed Red

On a less serious note, one of my pet scritters, Maya, had accidentally turned herself red.
It was interesting considering I dreamed that Maya was red just the night before.

We all know that scritters hate water, but I made this one soak a bit in shallow water because of the red stains they were imprinting in my house. :lol:

That's all for this week! Hope to see you all next week.
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Post by Jutomi » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:05 pm

loofisawesome wrote:Can you fix the teleporters in the Tropics?
Ah, yes, I already have for Version Delta. :)

However, I'll give you two levels. REPLACE the files in the "C:\WaEditor300\UserData\Custom\Hubs\JA;HOTSP VGamma1.2#Jutomi's Adventures; Home of the Sign People Version Gamma 1.2\Hub" folder
- if it looks like this, that is -
which are named 24.wlv and 25.wlv with the ones I am giving you.

Do not remove any other levels - if you do, I can send you those levels, though.

If this doesn't work, then I really do hope someone else can help you. :(

Anyhow, I hope you enjoy :D
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a_hubhelp.zip
24 is the room you were stuck in.
All locks, keys, and adventures were removed for you.
25 should be the same as what's in your version - though some gems may be missing. But I'm changing all gems to coins in Delta anyways.
(4.47 KiB) Downloaded 187 times
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Post by loofisawesome » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:20 pm

Thanks!
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Post by cloudrac3r » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:04 am

Alright, let's start typing this up!

...exactly 59 minutes later...

...I....did.......it..........

Yep! All the issues are up-to-date and available for viewing on my website!
Hilarious articles, Jutomi! I'll make sure to report Morklin if I see him doing anything suspicious.
Smell ya later!
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Re: Issue #12

Post by Timecrokba » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:19 pm

Issue 12 wrote:None other than a wizard of white magic!
Oh, that reminds me, how is the problem fairing with the, as Jutomi put it...
Jutomi wrote:Light version of the void(?)
Might these two events be related distantly? Wait, I'm not supposed to quote him on the "light version of the void"? Oh well, too late now.
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Re: Issue #12

Post by Jutomi » Mon May 02, 2016 2:46 am

Timecrokba wrote:
Issue 12 wrote:None other than a wizard of white magic!
Oh, that reminds me, how is the problem fairing with the, as Jutomi put it...
Jutomi wrote:Light version of the void(?)
Might these two events be related distantly? Wait, I'm not supposed to quote him on the "light version of the void"? Oh well, too late now.
I was a little bit... concerned, about this. :lol:
Sorry guys if I caused this! Although, that's the kind of thing that makes hubs, right? ;)
cloudrac3r wrote:Alright, let's start typing this up!

...exactly 59 minutes later...

...I....did.......it..........

Yep! All the issues are up-to-date and available for viewing on my website!
Hilarious articles, Jutomi! I'll make sure to report Morklin if I see him doing anything suspicious.
Smell ya later!
Ahah! Sweet, thank you, Cloudrac3r! :mrgreen:
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Issue #13

Post by Jutomi » Mon May 02, 2016 2:50 am

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Issue #13:

Article #1: Birthday Party:

Well, this isn't going to be a big issue. Noone has spotted Morklin in a week,
and noone has reported anything otherwise unusual except another white glove charger.

In other news, it's someone's birthday as of the posting of this article... ;)
Can anyone guess whose it is? :D

It rhymes with "Roars bluely"... :lol:

Have a marvelous week, everyone! And, please, let the authorities know if you see Morklin anywhere!
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Re: Issue #13

Post by myuacc1studios » Mon May 02, 2016 4:20 am

Jutomi wrote:Click here to see cloudrac3r's organized copy!

Issue #13:

Article #1: Birthday Party:

Well, this isn't going to be a big issue. Noone has spotted Morklin in a week,
and noone has reported anything otherwise unusual except another white glove charger.

In other news, it's someone's birthday as of the posting of this article... ;)
Can anyone guess whose it is? :D

It rhymes with "Roars bluely"... :lol:

Have a marvelous week, everyone! And, please, let the authorities know if you see Morklin anywhere!
I think we all forgot it last year, but this year i won't! :D

Happy birthday Jutomi! :D Image
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Post by Wonderland King » Mon May 02, 2016 5:03 am

Happy birthday! :D
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Post by cloudrac3r » Mon May 02, 2016 10:22 am

(Took 4 minutes to add to the website.)
Happy Unlucky Issue 13, Jutomi! :lol:
Seems that Morklin has been lying low last week. See if anything happens this week!
Congrats on getting an issue out on time!! :twisted:
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Re: Issue #13

Post by Timecrokba » Mon May 02, 2016 4:21 pm

Oh, that's good to know Boars Cluley's birthday was on the 1st.

In all seriousness, Happy Birthday Jutomi! Did you make a wish upon a rainbow star?
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Post by Jutomi » Mon May 02, 2016 9:28 pm

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys! :D

Also, no, I accidentally forgot to wish on a rainbow star this year...
but, it's alright, at least I remembered to get an issue out on time. :lol:
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Post by loofisawesome » Mon May 02, 2016 9:32 pm

Happy birthday, Jutomi! :D :D :D
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Post by rainbowworm » Mon May 02, 2016 10:23 pm

happy birthday c;
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Post by garirry » Mon May 02, 2016 11:58 pm

Happy birthday! Sorry I was late! :D
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Issue #14

Post by Jutomi » Sun May 15, 2016 3:14 am

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Issue #14:

Article #1: Wizard Spotted!:

We know that this issue was delayed, but we had to get the paperwork straitened out,
what with the police not wanting things out of their wraps yet.

Stinkyftw, Keifer Jones, took a picture when word came round that
a stinker managed to find the Morklin, named Lalffe!

Here's the picture they managed to take of him running through the old map room.

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We're not sure what this little stinker is doing there... but whatever happened,
we've not seen Morklin since! What's more, all of the white magic seems to be disappearing, and the blue void rifts have essentially dissipated.
We're hoping it won't bounce back and cause trouble throughout Wonderland,
so the six available wizards as well as the Rainbow Stars are all trying to solve
this white-magic and ice-rift mystery. We're also hoping that Morklin is safe
- whether the other "Morklin" was an imposter, or they're doing something for a greater cause, or if, in fact,
Morklin's trying to stop this white magic from growing in the first place!
(perhaps by burning down a pizza parlour?)

At any rate, it's been 12 days since the incident, and... we still have yet to hear of Morklin or any form of rebound.
To be honest, I'd not be surprised if Morklin's trying to save Wonderland from that rift I may or may not have accidentally created. :?

That's all for this week, folks - nothing else of incredible significance.
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Issue #15

Post by Jutomi » Sun May 15, 2016 3:28 am

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Issue #15:

Article #1: Video Fever 1/2:

This week has a far more casual and less serious article in store,
since the significant White Magic Crisis seems to have... dimmed down.

The first news is that Littlezbot and Evilgrapez have been making videos about Wonderland Adventures!

The link to the first of said videos is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJyXM91_4KI

It looks like it'll be quite amazing! We'll see as to whether or not and how long it will be continued. ;)

Article #2: Video Fever 2/2:

In addition to that little z-bot, this little... not-a-zbot *cough* has been busy
making and uploading videos of their own. :D

Following the completion of uploading the playthrough of
Paradise Quest,
whose videos can be found here,

a new series has begun taking upload - the series covering Dark Cave!
That's right, I'm uploading my playthrough of Dark Cave. :D
You may tune in every 1-2 days when 2 videos will be uploaded,
starting with this video! :mrgreen:

Article #3: Friday the 13th!

Well, today was a particularly lucky day - but not exactly in terms of "good luck"
so much as "bad luck". Yep, that's right, folks.
Some of you may be thinking that it wasn't so bad. You may be right,
though considering that this day, I had a nightmare plus felt particularly lowly, I'm inclined to disagree. :P

It was also this day that someone got locked out of their house again(silly Znoo-Znee strikes again)
and a pen full of scritters busted and now, scritters are running rampant throughout all of Wondertown!

It took 24 hours and officials have still not been able to pick them all up!
Mayor Peegue described this as "One of the funnest tragedies to ever hit this town".

So, if you see a few colorful fuzzballs running around, you can thank Farmer Scrittel's broken scritter pen.

That's all for this week, folks! Have a good one! :D
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Jutomi~ :mrgreen:

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Re: Issue #15

Post by Timecrokba » Sun May 15, 2016 12:22 pm

Jutomi wrote: A pen full of scritters busted and now, scritters are running rampant throughout all of Wondertown!
Hope Jedlic doesn't have any scritters in his basement, he'd freak out.
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Post by cloudrac3r » Mon May 16, 2016 12:52 pm

Site updated with the latest two issues, and a little extra on the index page. Let me know if it works well!
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Issue #16

Post by Jutomi » Sat May 28, 2016 2:56 pm

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Issue #16:

Article #1: Back From Staycation:

Yes, sorry about last week's news not being posted - it was very busy that weekend. :P

Fortunately, nothing significant happened... except, well,
I haven't exactly seen my little news reporter for a little while...
I wonder if they went on a staycation as well. ;)
42 points to anyone who gets the staycation reference

Nonetheless, this weekend, I'm able to give a full recap of what happened.
But before that, a general forecast of this week's weather forecast:

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Ah, looks like very damp weather.
It is highly recommended that if it rains, stinkes and scritters remain indoors.
Unless they are out adventuring. Then just carry an umbrella.

Now for the recap:

Article #2: Morklin Mayhem

The entirety of Wonderland is still abuzz from what happened to Morklin!
The other six rainbow wizards have been collaborating in council on ideas as to what may have happened.
I, being an adventurous young fellow myself, happened to get the scoop,
and have heard rumors that Morklin was brainwashed by some sort of
strong and powerful being - one, I might add, to which we may have never seen before.
Nonetheless, the search for Morklin is still underway. The wizards think, however, that Morklin may have found either an escape route or teleported.
This, of course, means that Morklin got away - however, they don't seem
to be causing any serious trouble... yet.
We'll be the first news paper company to inform everystinker of the events
- probably.

Article #3: Farmer Scrittel's New Scritter Coral:

If you all remember from Issue #15, Farmer Scrittel's scritters had all gone loose.
Well - most of them were found. Not all of them, though.
Most of them were finally able to be caught by adventurers using cages and magic. A whole nest of them were even found in Cloopsy's basement!
It's surprisingly difficult to get a scritter to go back upstairs,
and not-so-surprisingly easy for them to fall back downstairs.

Nonetheless, at least 80% of the scritters were found, and Scrittel now has
a new, slightly-more-stable stable for the scritters.
A charity to donate scritters back and fund a new coral for Scrittel's scritters
went underway and was hosted by Mayor Peegue. It went surprisingly
well, and, as Jedlic had said, "It was mostly to keep them out of my house!".

In addition, there was one little scritter that a wee stinker had wanted to keep as a pet. Scrittel and the stinker taking care of the wee both agreed to let them have it.
All in all, it was a fairly productive past two weeks.

... As for, uh, the "void" thing that I may or may not have caused...
eheh... the, er, wizards also thought that it might be my fault.
So... eheh...

I'm probably going to get banished from Wonderland something.
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THIS JUST IN

Post by Jutomi » Sat May 28, 2016 11:46 pm

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Issue #17:

Article #1: THIS JUST IN:

As compensation for my absence last week, here's another news update!
It's a message from my little news reporter...

"Dear Jutomi, I have been on a far away planet with wysp, and we discovered the source of the white void; it's the Retro Z-bots! Apparently their data stream went wrong, and know they are against us! We've also caught Morklin, and as it turns out, HE'S been HELPING the Retro z-bots! I am writing this to you as we are hiddden deep, deep, in an old, abandond temple. Uh oh! Send the wizard council quick! I I hope tis message gets to you, StinkyFTW!
P.S WE CAN'T RETURN TILL NEXT SATURDAY!"

Oh my! This is terrible news!

I've decided to post this here to warn all of the Wonderlanders and the Wizard's Council about this incident.
May you stay safe, StinkyFTW! We'll make sure that this travesty is stop
- and figure out just why this is going on.
Your only little stinker that's absolutely NOT a z-bot by this name,
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Issue 17

Post by Timecrokba » Sun May 29, 2016 12:01 am

StinkyFTW wrote:"Dear Jutomi, I have been on a far away planet with wysp, and we discovered the source of the white void; it's the Retro Z-bots! Apparently their data stream went wrong, and know they are against us! We've also caught Morklin, and as it turns out, HE'S been HELPING the Retro z-bots! I am writing this to you as we are hiddden deep, deep, in an old, abandond temple. Uh oh! Send the wizard council quick! I I hope tis message gets to you, StinkyFTW!
P.S WE CAN'T RETURN TILL NEXT SATURDAY!"
Wait, wait, wait. I though it was a BLUE void that was causing the white magic chargers to multiply.
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Post by cloudrac3r » Sun May 29, 2016 11:11 am

Website updated, enjoy.
I'll stop letting you know now. I think you all get the idea.
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Post by Jutomi » Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:34 pm

cloudrac3r wrote:Website updated, enjoy.
I'll stop letting you know now. I think you all get the idea.
Up to you, I don't mind either way. :lol:
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Issue #18

Post by Jutomi » Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:09 pm

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Issue #18:

URGENT NEWS

Article #1: Z-bot Crisis!:

Yes, this week has been incredibly busy for everyone in the Wizard's Council as well as Keifer Jones and me, and today I bring you the scoop on various urgencies(?) that have popped up over the week!

First off, we have a letter by Keifer Jones from around the middle of the week.

"JUTOMI! I'm currently fighting a horde of Retro Z-bots that have been given magic by morklin! Also, watch out for the white void! It is the foulest, most dirtiest thing ever! It's a fusion of the worst chemicals known to stinker kind. The wizard council showed up and we are currently making a Rainbow glove charger that JUST MIGHT STOP THE Z-BOTS! We need back up though, and possibly some food. Wysp can't keep generating honey grahm crackers. We also figured out what happened to Morklin; He's been possed by that face change he had a long time ago (that face is actually the face of... Z-Bot Prime! "Oh crap! WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED! RUN! Hurry Jutomi, send the shards! We need every stinker to help us! QUICK! RUN! WE NEED TO STOP THE WAR BEFORE IT STARTS!!!! SINCERLEY, (WHO HAS NOW LOST AN EYE), StinkyFTW"

I fortunately have mailed the shards over to StinkyFTW, par Guggenheimer and Cedric-in-the-Morning's permissions. The next message came a few days ago:

"Hello Jutomi,
I have returned! Just an hour ago, me and the wizard council, (including a fixed Morklin, no longer being possesed) made a rainbow portal back to Wonderland! I come bearing bad news though, Z-Bot prime is going to return! Once we got him off of Morklin, he STILL managed to slip away! We spent 3 hours searching for him, but no dice. But, now that I am not running for my life, it's time I explain the White void. Back a long, long, time ago, seven stones, the time stones, created Wonderland. These stones created all elements. Except, the seven stinker creators tied to the stones were all usually kind, except one; the White Time Stone Guardian. This stone was eventually sealed away after it was used to make the darkest thing of all, the white void. Then, the stones were used to make the shards of the rainbow. But it is still said, that with everything happening, the white time stone still exsists, and me and you will search every last inch of Wonderland until it's found! How we will stop it, I don't know. We just will. Anyway, I have some cool stories while we await the impending doom of wonderland (which won't happen)"

As you can see, it's been a very busy week! And... it looks like I'm going to be helping Keifer Jones pick up the mess that I probably helped make...
I suppose I deserve this.
Also, he has a cool looking eyepatch now! So that's...

*cough* ANYHOW there are definitely more stories that have been made,
but this was definitely something that I wanted to put into the top...
It seems like Wonderland's in trouble again, but as with the many previous times this as happened, we're hoping, and will try whatever it takes, to stop this monstrosity!


Again, if ANYONE reports anything unusual, please let the authorities, the wizards, the rainbow stars, us, or even any other stinkers you know about it.

Oh, and, uh, that reminds me... I'll have to do that soon, as this is the latest letter I got from Keifer Jones:

"Dear Jutomi, We need the bews our ASAP! The Retro Z-Bots have started to send out Doggo's! HURRY!"

Here are some photos of something else you... may want to look out for.

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Article #2: Breaking the Barriers:

On a much less daunting, but nonetheless quite exciting note, and as most of you are probably aware by now,d
fellow stinker Cooldudepoke has released something that could potentially change Wonderland as we know it!

This is the post to which he updated on his discovery of alternate Wonderland physics, known as Magic Overriding Devices, dubbed "mod"s!

It's been a long time, stinker scientists are always finding something new...
but this could very well be something even more significant than anything made or found in quite a bit of time.

As such, Jutomi's Wonderland Weekly News Reporting Company and Press would like to
congratulate Cooldudepoke for this astounding achievement, and we owe our
gratitude and thanks for their contributions to the Wonderland Community!

Now for some less urgent news. ;)

Article #3: New Pizzaria!:

Now I know I said Loof would never stop adventuring - that is correct,
but Loof figured that he'd start adventuring in a different way for a while and then pass it on to a decent manager or chef like MNIK or something.

As of now... Loof has decided to delve into the adventures of...
pizza making. :lol:

Now, I know that it was brought up as an April Fools joke, but it seems that Loof is actually quite intent on making a pizza place, and really would like to see just how it turns out.

Part of Loof's motivation may have been due to the old Pizza Place's burning down. :|

The new pizza place will be located in Wondertown! As a close friend of Mayor Peegue, Loofy Tophat's Pizza is now located just a couple of blocks from Town Hall!

So come one, come all! Everyone, have a slice!

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Re: Issue 17

Post by Jutomi » Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:52 pm

Timecrokba wrote:
StinkyFTW wrote:"Dear Jutomi, I have been on a far away planet with wysp, and we discovered the source of the white void; it's the Retro Z-bots! Apparently their data stream went wrong, and know they are against us! We've also caught Morklin, and as it turns out, HE'S been HELPING the Retro z-bots! I am writing this to you as we are hiddden deep, deep, in an old, abandond temple. Uh oh! Send the wizard council quick! I I hope tis message gets to you, StinkyFTW!
P.S WE CAN'T RETURN TILL NEXT SATURDAY!"
Wait, wait, wait. I though it was a BLUE void that was causing the white magic chargers to multiply.
Just read this...
Hey, a news reporter can make mistakes sometimes... :lol:
Your only little stinker that's absolutely NOT a z-bot by this name,
Jutomi~ :mrgreen:

Also, if you want to see my level list, here it is! :D
(Also: List of Hubs, WA Manual)
Oh, and my YT wonderland channel. Forgot about that.
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