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Post by cloudrac3r » Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:32 am

Jutomi wrote:*cough* ANYHOW there are definitely more stories that have been made,
but this was definitely something that I wanted to put into the top...
it seems like Wonderland's in trouble again, but as with the many previous times this as happened, we're hoping, and will try whatever it takes, to stop this monstrosity!
Uhh, Jutomi? That's not a sentence! Have you been eating Patooter's giant mushrooms again? I think maybe he uses something other than the Red Shard to make them grow extra large.... if you know what I mean.........

(FIX THE SENTENCE!)
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Post by Jutomi » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:06 pm

cloudrac3r wrote:
Jutomi wrote:*cough* ANYHOW there are definitely more stories that have been made,
but this was definitely something that I wanted to put into the top...
it seems like Wonderland's in trouble again, but as with the many previous times this as happened, we're hoping, and will try whatever it takes, to stop this monstrosity!
Uhh, Jutomi? That's not a sentence! Have you been eating Patooter's giant mushrooms again? I think maybe he uses something other than the Red Shard to make them grow extra large.... if you know what I mean.........

(FIX THE SENTENCE!)
Nope... :lol:

The publication's already gone through.
That and I have no idea how to fix my nonstop sentence syntax

Though I suppose I could capitalize the It but aside from that, no clue. :P
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Post by Jutomi » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:40 pm

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Issue #19:

Well, it's been a little bit delayed as I've been helping Keifer Jones out with certain tasks... but, I'm back in the office and typing out the latest news, finally. :)

Article #1: Doggos?!?:

Well, perhaps one of the strangest and most terrifying incidents of Wonderland history has taken form.

Yep, that's right...

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The army... of doggos...
has invaded Wonderland? :lol:

Albeit this so far doesn't seem as bad as the duck typhoon of The Mysterious Duckoid incident, there are definitely loads of doggos pouring out of the Foggy Mountains. It's incredible! And we have a feeling this is the work of the corrupted... Morklingon...?

Please, stay inside of your houses. If you see a doggo, do not panic, just hide!
Unless you're doing something incredibly important, then just make sure everything's locked.

Article #2: Somebody Hates Pizza:

Oh, poor Loof...

It just seems like this whole incident with the mysterious light void and white magic caused pizzerias to burn down constantly!
Of course, this may be because pizzerias are being built up, constantly.

In Wondertown, Loof's pizzeria was burned down, and murdered three spikeyballs that happened to be blowing through Wondertown at the time.

The fire is believed to have been started when one of Loof's workers was trying to Pow some rocks and heat the pizza,
but missed and accidentally set the building on fire.

After this incident, we believe that Pow may have been what caused the other pizzerias to burn down,
however... at least with the previous incident, it wasn't necessarily on accident.

So, yes, if any of you stinkers want to eat some pizza, I recommend ordering takeout.

Article #3: One Stone at a Time:

Time stones have been an interesting subject since the entire incident. Keifer Jones seems to have found one of the stones! It's not entirely clear, however, how many time stones will be needed is unknown at this time.
What's more, we don't exactly have it in our hands yet - we'll need some brave adventurers to retrieve them when the time is right.

Be careful, I hear it's a difficult journey out there. :)

Article #4: Omnidirectional Contest!:

On a lighter note, rather than solving adventures, a new contest has appeared in Wonderland for stinkers that can make adventures. :D
This contest, known as the Omnidirectional Contest, is a test to see what each stinker can do without changing the terrain too much,
and, collectively, the community's vote will have the final say in which adventure was most preferred by the individual stinker.
Whoever gets the most votes is the "winner" of the contest, and gets 100 small gems! :mrgreen:

That is all for this week, folks! I hope you all have a safe and marvelous week!
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Article #20

Post by Jutomi » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:50 pm

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Issue #20:

Article #1: Taking Care:

Hello, again, fellow Wonderlanders. :D

Well, the "doggos" have finally been taken care of - it only took about a week to clean up the mess... :lol:

What's more is that Keifer Jones has found two more of the (confirmed) 7 timestones!

And to top it all off, it's our WW's 20th post - for about 20 weeks we've been running, for.
I mean, sure, I skip a week sometimes, but then I make up for it... kind of. :lol:

As such, we're going to be hosting a party for all the wonderlanders on the solstice(two days from this post) at Mayor Peegue's house in Wondertown.
Everyone's invited. :D

Issue #2: Stinker's Day B

When a stinker and another stinker meet each other, they sometimes put it
upon themselves to take care of wee stinkers. This is one of those days!
We're hoping that everyone has a marvelous Second Stinker's Day! :mrgreen:

That's all for now, folks... surprisingly, a relatively slow week - which is good, hopefully the festivals will go swell then. :)
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Time stone Located!

Post by StinkyFTW » Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:16 pm

I found theBlue Time Stone!
OH GOD. :mrgreen:
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Ocean

Post by StinkyFTW » Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:17 pm

I have tracked it's quordinates to a submerged temple. I only have a few hours to get the stone before the temple sinks back under water!
OH GOD. :mrgreen:
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Post by Timecrokba » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:53 pm

So, so far 3 time stones have been at least located, we know that there are 7 (Why is it always 7? There are 7 worlds we have gone to for pete's sake! Why not 6 or 9 for once?) time stones, which we need them to (decorrupt? destroy? reset?) the retro Z-bots. Well, this is too much for me I'm going to Sunnydog Island.

Also, no, I'm not a time stone. At least I shouldn't be.
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Issue #21

Post by Jutomi » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:55 pm

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Issue #21:

Article #1: Wee Stinkers Spotted Off Shore!:

Well, we were waiting on posting news until something interesting happened
- and something happened, alright.

Wee Stinkers have been found off shore by Mayor Peegue just this morning!
We need an adventurer to go help Peegue with saving them or fill in
the paperwork so Peegue doesn't have to.
... that's all I have to this article. Stay safe, Wee Stinkers!

Article #2: Omnidirectional Contest:

Well, the Omnidrectional Contest [Link Here] is coming to an end in only two days.
Remember, kids, if you want to submit your contest entry, it's going to have to be put in by this date...
of course, I'll be lenient, but if you don't even start until everyone else is done,
and you don't finish that same day, you'll just have to upload that on your own, outside of the entry. :P

I, myself, will not be participating in it. :P

Good luck, folks! The calendar is ticking!
... wait, that doesn't sound right.

Article #3: Crashes and Sorrows:

In addition to Peegue's solstice party being somewhat... compromised, temporarily [Link Here],
which, I might add, turned out to be a pretty good party nonetheless(though you don't get to see it),
another incident of sad - and, unfortunately, more significant importance, had come up with the death of Janet. [Link Here]
As such, Keifer Jones has created a sweet memorial adventure for her, right here. [Link here]
Rest in peace, dear Wonderlander. You will be missed. :)

That's all for last week, everyone. Have a marvelous week!
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Jutomi~ :mrgreen:

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Issue #22

Post by Jutomi » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:38 pm

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Issue #22:

Article #1: Quiet Week:

Hello, folks! :D

No news from Keifer Jones, today.
I've been busy in the realm of Epigam, and haven't really been in the mood to type out this weekly
- but I finally am. :lol:

First-up on the agenda, Morklin has not been found since the Summer Solstice event.
I, myself, am very confused. I wonder if this is a prelude to Bathtime with Morklin,

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or if Morklin really is up to something else, and we are simply left in the dark as to what this "something" is.
Either way, Keifer Jones is... to my knowledge, gathering Time Stones,
which I still have no idea as to how they're supposed to help...
but, judging by the sounds of it, we're supposed to glue them together
so Morklin freezes and we have more time to figure out what's going on. :lol:

Article #2: Phase 2!:

Well, we've entered Phase 2 of the Omnidirectional Contest,
which has been in motion since... well, when I as supposed to bring this
issue out, about two or three days ago, but ah well. :lol:

Voting shall continue for the next week(Wednesday), so next issue may or may not be a wee bit late as well.

Happy Wonderlanding! :D

Happy Birthday, Kooky!

This July 2nd was a very special day, with several birthdays lined up
(one of which was the main reason why I didn't update on Saturday).
One of these birthdays was in celebration of a fellow user, MyNameIsKooky!

Happy birthday, MNIK, and have fun being older! :mrgreen:

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^ Also, I just realized how this looks a little like Morklin. :lol:

Have a marvelous week, folks! :D
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Post by cloudrac3r » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:59 am

Is that picture meant to be incredibly stretched, or should I give it the correct proportions in my website upload?
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Post by Muzozavr » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:17 am

cloudrac3r wrote:Is that picture meant to be incredibly stretched, or should I give it the correct proportions in my website upload?
Look closely at the tiles behind him. They're normal. It's meant to be that way, the NPC is stretched within the adventure itself. Considering there's a mention of "Bathtime with Morklin", a MyNameIsKooky adventure, there's a reason for that.
Rest in peace, Kym. I hardly knew ya.
Rest in peace, Marinus. A bright star, you were ahead of me on my own tracks of thought. I miss you.
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Post by Jutomi » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:39 pm

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Issue #23:

Hello, folks!

Well, it's been a slightly busier week - as well as an overall tiring week.
The heat has risen, the ODC contest has been scrambling to get finished, and some new things have just been born. This week's newspaper will hopefully be a bit more exciting than last week's - though it probably won't be. ;)

Article #1: The Votes are In!:

The Omnidirectional Contest has ended!

That's right, the votes came in, and now everyone has been rewarded accordingly.

Of course, the end results were... 3-3-3-0-0-0-0... :lol:
But, hey, it was a good show and everyone with 3's ended up getting the 100 gem prize anyways. :)

All of your submissions were amazing, and I thank you all very much for participating - in voting, and especially in adventure making. :mrgreen:

Article #2: Records and Collabs be Born:

A few things have been stirring up for me, personally.

One of the main things is a new Wonderland project I've started with another forum member
(which only they will be telling you who they are, if they want to, before the adventure is released).

Another thing is a plan to be recording another series - something re-released in June... ;)

Finally, I'm also helping a friend start a youtube channel with a few other folk!
As such, she's asked me to create a song for us, and - well, here's the
one I came up with. It's far from perfect, but - welp, can't really edit it now. :P

Long Version

Short Version

Article #3: What in the World Happened to Morklin?:

Answer to that question: I have no idea, whatsoever. I've been helping
Keifer Jones to try and find the rest of the time stones, with no such luck as of yet.
The more I think about it, the more likely it is that Morklin has several of the Time Stones, or has re-hidden them elsewhere.
Nonetheless, we're still going to try and find them
... I just hope that Morklin doesn't take them from us.

Or, at least, if Morklin does end up taking them from us, then hopefully they'll be used for something good,
but... I honestly have no idea what they're up to. Hopefully Keifer Jones and I will uncover more in the future
- and hopefully no more doggo invasions will come and attack Wondertown. :lol:

That's all for now, folks! Have a marvelous week. :D
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Jutomi~ :mrgreen:

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Post by cloudrac3r » Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:14 am

Shoot, I missed an issue! Better get this done quick before anyone gets angry!
If anyone reads my version, that is.
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Post by LittleZbot » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:43 pm

Actually, I quite enjoy reading the cleaned-up version. Keep it up, cloudrac3r!
To Shorty, who was immortalized in an adventure.
To Marinus, who was my community older brother.
To Janet, who I will remember every time I wear a toque.

May these lost Wonderlanders find true adventure beyond us.
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Issue #24

Post by Jutomi » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:38 am

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Issue #24:

Hello, again, folks... sorry for the delay in my weekly - again. :oops:

It just seemed like every time I was about to write it, something else would come up and I'd forget to do it,
or I just wasn't in the mood. :lol:

I told Stinkyftw on Wednesday that if he ever wants to host an update, he could, but...
well, I guess both of us forgot then? I have no idea. :P

Well, here's the article. I hope you enjoy :D

Article 1: Steaming Stinkers

It's been a rough week across Wonderland, folks. Temperatures have gradually but surely skyrocketed,
plunging the entirety of Wonderland into a furnace.

Lets take a look at some of the temperatures, shall we?

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about 30° Stinkerlies in temperatures around the Windy Hills and Wondertown.

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Pretty similar temperatures in the Plains.

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It's even pretty hot in the Forever Forest.

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Foggy Mountains are... well, actually pretty cold, still.

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The Wasteland is shockingly hot - but that's not unexpected.

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And Fire Island is actually pretty close to its normal temperature.

That's actually all I have for this week. :P
Stay cool, folks! Take care!
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Post by Wonderman109 » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:10 am

Volcano be like "Too hot (hot dam!)"

Yes I know Uptown Funk is old.
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Issue #25

Post by Jutomi » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:12 am

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Issue #25:

Article #1: Fpepepepepe? Part 1:

After having a hot week here in Wonderland, things have cooled off for some and heated up for others!
During our latest excavation, we've actually managed to find another one of the Time Stones! So that's good.

But, buried with them lied these ancient artifacts...
and, honestly, we're not entirely sure what these are for.

They seem to be long lost records, containing music notes in them with very specific codes for sound.
- Or, at least, that's what it seems to be.

They may signify something much greater, but for now, this is all that z-bot technology has been able to produce from these symbols.
Some of it makes minor sense, but some of it seems to simply be rubbish and jabberwockey. Or just really bad music, it's hard to tell.

The records were all in a box etched with the ancient Stinker letters spelling out "Fpepepepepe" - which is rather strange, considering that it doesn't seem to mean anything.
It's also strange that ancient stinker text would be used for something that appears to be related to current z-bot technology - which, leads us further to believe that these aren't even supposed to be melodies.

Article #2: Fpepepepepe? Part 2:

As stated in the above article, Fpepepepepe seems to have some interesting effects using Z-bot technology. The results have been confirmed by the wizards as "safe" to be shared with the public, as they seem to not mean anything whatsoever.

I've uploaded the sound data to two digital platforms. All 10 records have been uploaded to the public. Here they are, on one platform, with their names being etched on each Record - which, also seem to not mean anything.

Fpepepepepe:

_Xylowe
Exactly why underscores are before each of these is further unknown, as underscores don't make any sense for Ancient Stinker - but there they are,
symbols that look like _s, so we added them to the name.
_Xylowe is by far the longest and most repeating of them all. It seems to be comprised of many pounds, pongs, and roars. It is the only record without a heart-like symbol on it, leading us to wonder if it was even meant to be part of the whole.

_Juln
Being the shortest one, _Juln is a very weird if not slightly comical tune created with some kind of... sound that we're not familiar with.

_Mili
Perhaps the scariest, weirdest, and most enigmatic of all, _Mili seems to be created with a bunch of low ambient noises with various cricket-like sounds and moans popping about in various places. There appears to be two smiley faces, a heart, and "THE END!" hidden in the text - which is interesting, because it indicates that these were actually made relatively recently, but were named using Ancient Stinker-Script.

_Kaop
Unlike most of the others, this one doesn't seem to have many set notes inside of it. Instead, it contains a small amount of long notes which contain a very large number of subnotes inside of them. The record seems mildly broken, however, so part of it is cut out. We're not entirely sure why this is, either.

_Spén
This one seems to give us a relatively clear indication of a story, and though we can't be for certain, the combination of a relatively recognizable piano tune along with a set of lengthly, mystical notes indicates either a) A struggle between good and bad or b) a musician being constantly interrupted by a piano player. This also leads us to believe these records - or, at least, some of them - are supposed to be music.

_Noife
I'm really not sure what this resembles, and things get noisy with various higher-pitch frequencies in the later half. Again, whether or not this record is actually music is hard to tell.

_Pepe
Another very strange one, it appears to be mostly a set of "notes" repeated over and over in various positions, overlapping one another, changing pitch and length... it's certainly a very odd message, if it is one.

_Goo
_Goo seems to be a birthday song with "GOORAB" and "MAMA GOORAB" written out in the notes. We believe this was a song taken from Stinkerkind and made for an alien body of sorts, played on a light piano actually. We believe that this was the birthday present to some unknown being named... "Goorab".

_Qarbh
For this one, it was very hard to tell as to whether or not the record was broken. There are many broken bass sounds of various pitch and length with no apparent organization nor repeating whatsoever.

_Tzucid
This one seems to be incredibly different from the others, having a mostly-consistent beat with very few if any random bits thrown in. It is also difficult to tell if a small part of this one was damaged or if it was part of the message.

That's all for now... besides these, we've actually not had very much information. Nothing bad happened around Wondertown. Oh - except, someone did find another one of Farmer Scrittel's scritters. :lol:

Have a marvelous week, folks! :D
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Post by cloudrac3r » Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:13 am

I did something good on my site: Read issue #25: http://cloudrac3r.ddns.net/wdla/newspaper/issue025.html
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Issue #26

Post by Jutomi » Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:15 pm

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Issue #26:

Article #1: The New and the Old:

Greetings, folks!

There really isn't a lot of information this week, unfortunately.

However, I've decided to create a new channel for things
that do not belong in the Wonderland channel,
so that way the Wonderland channel stays the Wonderland channel,
and won't be interupted with things like Fpepepepepe. ;)

Here's the link!

That's all for now... really, I couldn't find anything interesting this week. :?
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Issue #27

Post by Jutomi » Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:59 am

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Issue #27:

Hello, everystinker! It's that time of week again - the time I post a new issue of Wonderland Weekly. ;)

I have a couple of great things to mention, so I hope you enjoy!

Article #1: Done and Done:

My camera crew has recorded me solving various puzzles and challenges within two
ancient and resurfaced missions I had taken upon myself to finish and document.
(in other words I played 2 hubs)

I have uploaded the footage for both of these missions!

This is the link to a quest that takes place in an oppressive factory in the future,
and we are sent back to the 1950's to save the world only we don't.
(i.e. Nobody's hub, Wonderland Shenanigans)


This is the link to a quest that takes place in a land not too different from ours,
where thwarts have decided to do evil deeds and threaten Wonderland - again.
(i.e. epicdude15's hub, The Lost Voyage)


Feel free to browse as you please. ;)

Article #2 - The Black Stinker

Ok so before I get too into this, I'm not putting a link to this album because...
well, you wee stinkers out there will probably find out in about 10 years or so,
but until then, I'll put it simply: There are some not-so-good words in some of the lyrics.

Lyrics, I say? I say yes, lyrics. Epicord, a group mostly consisting of our beloved Epigamers who still occasionally visit this forum,
has created an album together - yes, that's right, an album! But not just any album.

It is an album for a fan game of Wonderland! But that's not all!
The fan game... doesn't really exist! :D

.... yes. :lol:

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The objective was to create a soundtrack for a fangame named "The Black Stinker",
a tragic tale of a stinker who goes through life creating jazz bands,
defeating even and oppressive bosses, and interacting with Garfield? I suppose?

At any rate, the community managed to piece together 41 tracks lasting 1:22:33(3):4444 - that's over 1⅓ hours!

Oh, how I'd love to share the album with the forum. Maybe next time, if we create
a kid-friendly album, I can link it here(though the chances aren't incredibly high).

I, myself, have uploaded 7 videos of the lyricless melodies I created to my new channel.
If you want to look at those, you may look there. They contain links to the full album, however,
so unless you're completely fine with "bad" words, I must warn you not to click the descriptions.

Well, that's all for now! I know it's not a whole lot, and we still don't have information on where Morklin last went.
I'm starting to get suspicions that Morklin may have flashed themself again.

Oh! And one last thing. I'm working on a couple of little projects...
you may find both of them coming out this next solstice. :)

Have a marvelous week, folks! :D
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Jutomi~ :mrgreen:

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Post by cloudrac3r » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:27 am

Could you let me know if such a thing happens again? Or any kind of music collaboration. I like music. Unfortunately, I don't like reading 5000 Discord message every day :P
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Weph

Post by StinkyFTW » Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:55 am

I have finally returned! It's been ages, but finally, Morklin has been stopped, and Wonderland is back to normal! (Hey, this sounds like a good idea for a hub!) But, now i will start reporting about wonderland asap now that i'm back!
OH GOD. :mrgreen:
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Re: Weph

Post by Jutomi » Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:51 pm

AH! Welcome back, it's been quite a little while! Where have y--
StinkyFTW wrote:finally, Morklin has been stopped, and Wonderland is back to normal!
OH MY GOODNESS!

... How come I wasn't there to help you? :evil:

So do we know why Morklin was doing this yet? :P
If not, it'd be very interesting if we could find out. :3

But really, it is nice to see you again. I imagine you were
away because you were helping the wizards defeat Morklin? ;)
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Post by Jutomi » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:52 am

Timecrokba wrote:So, so far 3 time stones have been at least located, we know that there are 7 (Why is it always 7? There are 7 worlds we have gone to for pete's sake! Why not 6 or 9 for once?) time stones, which we need them to (decorrupt? destroy? reset?) the retro Z-bots. Well, this is too much for me I'm going to Sunnydog Island.

Also, no, I'm not a time stone. At least I shouldn't be.
Oh wow, I never replied to this?

Yeah, I have no idea what they're for either. Whatever the case,
apparently Wonderland's safe for now. :?
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Issue #28

Post by Jutomi » Mon Aug 29, 2016 3:02 pm

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Issue #28:

Oh, do I have some stuff to share with you. ;)

Article #1: Done and Done Again!:

First up on our list is the all-amazing capturing of Morklin!

Yes, that's right, folks. Morklin has been stopped!

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(Closest thing to cheering stinkers I could find.)

That being said, the z-bots near certainly have not been stopped.
And, frankly, we still don't know wHaT they were doing together,
why they were together, or how they even decided to work together. :?

Morklin still isn't talking, but I'm going to be honest, I'm somewhat
suspecting that what they are doing is not evil, given that
This is in fancy text just because it could be considered a POTZ spoiler, I wrote:the z-bots supposedly turned good?
So, yes, we're holding him in for questioning. Honestly, though,
I don't think he'll mention anything - not yet, at least. :?

Article #2:Mayor Peegue Goes to the Chocolate Factory and Things Happen

Now I know this sounds ridiculous but I have proof of Peegue's being at a chocolate factory recently.

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First Peegue explores the Chocolate Volcano, and now this!

We've found out that Peegue has been snitching chocolate from the factory in some of the most peculiar of circumstances.

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(Credits to Wing, a non-forum-member, for creating this.)

We're not entirely sure why Peegue's been in here,
how we got these pictures, nor why the night-crew
hasn't been doing a thing about it.
What's more...
I didn't even know we had a chocolate factory, I would have asked them to bring me some. :evil:
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Issue #29

Post by Jutomi » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:04 am

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Issue #29:

Article #1: Bleh?:

Ok, so... no weekly news report. Sorry, folks,
but these past few days have been so strangely eventful for me
and not eventful on a larger scale. :?

Have a nice rest of the week. :P
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Re: Issue #29

Post by cloudrac3r » Sun Sep 11, 2016 11:41 am

Jutomi wrote:Issue #28:
SEEMS LEGIT
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Post by Jutomi » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:16 pm

... CONFOUND IT! :lol:

Alright, let me fix that. :P

Issue #30's also late, but this time it's just because
I'm being a lazy bum and can't think of anything. ;)


... I mean, it's because the stuff I wrote is
still being edited by somestinker who likes to slack off.
(which is also me, crumbs)
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Issue #30

Post by Jutomi » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:21 pm

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Issue #30:

Article #1: What Gives?:

Hello, everyone...
I do apologize about how two weeks ago, we had a terrible issue,
and last week... well, there was no issue. But I can explain in this little issue,
here. And, I might add, this is a fairly big issue(given it actually does contain
some meet about what happened the previous two weeks).

So, first thing's first, before we actually get to some interesting stuff,
I'll explain what happened. This month has not been particularly
splendid. Lets just say it involved a shoe surgery and another dead scritter,
and leave it at that.

"No, we want juicy details", you might say. Well, true,
but I give all the juicy details and gossip about other stinkers, not myself.
For instance, did you know that Looli is actually thinking about
moving in with Redfleen? Or that Snoopsy actually went through with
adopting some wee stinkers to become as snoopy as possible?

... Have I gone to far? Well, that's what newspapers do.
Anyhow, I do hope you enjoy this week's edition. :)

Article #2: The Dark Cave:
Correction: Dank Cave*
Correction: Dark Cave**
Correction: Wait no this text is too small to keep going!

Well, the footage (brought to you by Jutomi Inc.™©) for the adventures
in Dark Cave have finally been fully released and linked to the world-wide
website, the Wonderland Forums!

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(Eventally I'm going to run out of these cheep applause images I rip off of the internet.)

All of the videos covering this amazing feat#selfpromotion are found on this url.

http://pcpuzzle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=360260#360260

I hope you like it. Do you realize how expensive it is to have a camera follow you perfectly for hours on end, complete with closeups?
Surprisingly not that much, actually.

Article #3: Looli, Redfleen, and Snoopsy:

Ok, ok, ok. Now I know you're all wondering what's really going on here,
with these stinkers.
Well, Looli admitted to Redfleen that moving into the same household would
be in the best interest of both of them. That way they could both stay together,
maybe raise some wee stinkers together, and have an incredibly close place to work.

Redfleen, however, turned Looli down on the offer, saying that they'd
rather not have to change their whole lifestyle just so Looli can get to work easier.

... Really, Redfleen. You can't see that she also wants you to take stinkers out
on camping trips with her? Oh, dear, this reminds me of another incident...
now, who were they...

hmmm...
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AH WELL! Onto Snoopsy.

Yes, Snoopsy is, in fact, as you all know, the stinker who likes to watch
what ingrediants Butterworth actually puts into those new pancakes.

In fact, fun fact, Snoopsy actually gets me a lot of the information for this newspaper company.
... AHAHA just kidding!
Not really, Snoopsy's watching me type right now and I need to make really tiny text to explain this.

Well, Snoopsy has decided to adopt not 4, not 5, but 2 wee stinkers!
... wait, it was two, right Snoopsy? It was? Ok.

Yes, you read it here, folks. Two. That means we'll have two little Snoopsys
snooping around Wondertown, or maybe even spread out and take over Wonderland
- I mean, might gather some more intel for our company. Yes, that's what I meant.

Right now, they are... actually all staring at me, but nonetheless,
right now, Snoopy is training the stinkers to be as quiet, as patient, and
as observant as possible. That's not necessarily a bad thing as long as,
you know, they don't catch you taking your gloves off or blinking into a
chocolate factory like Peegue did. ;)

That's all for now, folks. Have a marvelous week!
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Jutomi~ :mrgreen:

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Post by cloudrac3r » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:06 am

Reminder: All 30 issues are on my website. READ THEM NOW!!!!!
#selfpromotion
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