Post Soviet Russia jokes here (not a forum game)

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:40 pm

To be honest, I have no idea what I said. I just typed in something here: http://translate.google.com

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:03 pm

DEEMAN223344 wrote:
Qloof234 wrote:
DEEMAN223344 wrote:In Soviet Russia, Billy Bob corrects YOU.
Okay, we get it. Enough of this now, he's stopped.
...-_-.
I KNOW.
WOULD I HAVE SAID 'In Soviet Russia,' IF I DIDN'T?!
Cooling off now...

... It's not funny anymore. In fact, now it's gone from a mild joke to just insulting him. I agree, it was annoying, but Christ, he stopped a long time ago, so stop bringing it up, joking or otherwise.

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:32 pm

Yes, I agree; it's not funny. Let's not talk about it anymore.

Let's just talk Russian. Or Hebrew, Arabian, or maybe even Chinese or Hinguwayoetu.

(Sorry, I did it again. That's how it is. In Soviet Russia I'll play with you, but then in Chinese or so

)

Anyhow a language with other letters then just English, French, German or Dutch. That's funny!

Muzozavr · Post by **Muzozavr** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:43 am

Not only it wasn't funny, it wasn't correct, because it assumes you correct the mistake. But, as we all know... in Soviet Russia, mistakes correct you!

tails the fox · Post by **tails the fox** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:14 am

In Soviet Russia PunchBags PUNCH YOU!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:21 am

Here's some by my bro:
In Soviet Russia fences build you!
In Soviet Russia pants wear you!
In Soviet Russia pools jump into you!
In Soviet Russia bombs denonate you!

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:25 am

tails the fox wrote:In Soviet Russia PunchBags PUNCH YOU!

What the fockstails are punchbags?

Edit: Nevermind, I think I found it. I didn't find a translation for it, but I found a translation for the word "punch". Didn't make sense though, but later, although Google translate had no translation for the word, Google (not translate, just Google) had some links (and also some pictures) about it.

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:11 am

Marinus wrote:
tails the fox wrote:In Soviet Russia PunchBags PUNCH YOU!

What the fockstails are punchbags?

LOL

You made me think of 2 profanities at once.

In Soviet Russia, profanity speaks you!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:16 am

In Soviet Russia, microphones speak into YOU!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:26 am

In Soviet Russia, Wonderland loves you? Is that how it goes?

ben-09 · Post by **ben-09** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:21 am

In Soviet Russia, PeTA protests YOU!

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:29 am

ben-09 wrote:In Soviet Russia, PeTA protests YOU!

Outside Soviet Russia, PeTA still protests you.

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:56 am

And both in and outside of Soviet Russia, people protest PeTA.

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:10 am

Qloof234 wrote:And both in and outside of Soviet Russia, people protest PeTA.

Cross-protest?

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:26 am

In Soviet Russia, Russia soviet.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:18 pm

In Soviet Russia, Animals kill PeTA, with the help of ME.

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:22 pm

~xpr'd~ · Post by **~xpr'd~** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:35 pm

In Soviet Russia, you buy money. :3

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:09 pm

In Soviet Russia, coins collect YOU!

~xpr'd~ · Post by **~xpr'd~** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:29 pm

in soviet russia, forum reads you