What Gender ??

malcdelsol · Post by **malcdelsol** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:19 pm

Hi Wonderlanders,

In the past there has been several threads relating to the possible Gender of Stinky and the gang.

Then, it crossed my mind this morning (don't ask me why), what about all of our other friends in Wonderland ?

So - here is my take on the matter :-

RAINBOW SPIRITS

Now 'come-on', it must have been back in the 70's and the days of 'Flower Power' that you saw any bloke wearing those sort of clothes

and what's with all this 'Walking on Water' stuff - just gotta be FEMALE for me

KABOOMS

Miserable 'so-and-so's', strutting around aggresively as if they had just come off of the film set of 'Gangs from New York' - definately MALE

CHOMPERS

Difficult - but as there are the 2 sorts, I think I will go for Red - MALE and Yellow - FEMALE. What I do know for sure is that they are all teenagers - always 'chasing' after you for something

COILEYS

This one was easy to decide - both MALE and FEMALE - all toddlers - never know where they are as soon as your back is turned.

Z-BOTS

Well, I don't know about you but I reckon they move as fast as Carl Lewis or Lynford Christie - so they just have to be MALE - anyways, at least they keep to a straight line

JUMPING Z-BOTS

Absolutely no doubt whatsoever - FEMALE - cause I for one have 'no idea' at what they are going to be upto next

Well there you go

Anyone else got a viewpoint/reasons as to their Genders

Malcdelsol

mette · Post by **mette** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:42 pm

Very funny Malc

What about ghosts? I'd say they're male. They're easy to see through, stalks you for no apparent reason, goes through 'life' like nothing affects them and hate taking baths.

Mette

popo · Post by **popo** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:52 pm

Malc,

I think I've said this before, but in case you forgot.

You are bonkers!

Rainbow spirits are definitely female, they are so dainty.

Not sure about kabooms. They're a lot like me. Going along minding my own business, and then someone get's in my way and I explode.

Chompers I think are all male. They think they're big and butch, but you can wrap them around your finger if you're clever.

Zbots are male too. They have one goal in mind and go for it.

Wonky Zbots are female. They keep changing their minds.

Coilys are definitely kids. Hyperactive ones at that.

You forgot the ghosts. I think they have to be male. They're prepared to walk over everyone to get where they're going.

Suppose I'm bonkers too now.

rmelin13 · Post by **rmelin13** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:53 pm

Good one, Mette!

What about UFOs? Hmmmm, must be female. They just sit there,
twirling around for no apparent reason, and wait until they can
shoot you down.

Kaboom! · Post by **Kaboom!** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:55 pm

Motherships are definetly female, right?

Bearsland · Post by **Bearsland** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:23 pm

mette wrote:What about ghosts? I'd say they're male. They're easy to see through, stalks you for no apparent reason, goes through 'life' like nothing affects them and hate taking baths.

Excellently funny... and mostly true.

popo · Post by **popo** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:58 pm

Love that sig Bear.

Bearsland · Post by **Bearsland** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:20 pm

popo wrote:Love that sig Bear.

Thanks Pauline.

I'm going to redo it though; as you can see I forgot to make the background transparent. It should change in a day or two.

btw. I'm back folks. I've got some time off now to deal with the house extension we have being built.

Gen · Post by **Gen** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:10 pm

Kaboom! wrote:Motherships are definetly female, right?

Prolific ones at that!

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:04 am

Bearsland wrote:btw. I'm back folks. I've got some time off now to deal with the house extension we have being built.

My sympathy to you and your family...I have been living in saw dust for a few years now...not fun. Just when I think I have beat the dust bunnies my heat kicks on and POOF! Although the end result is fantastic

Welcome back from your trip.

Lori