The truth

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The truth

Post by Wonderman109 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:19 pm

This is a quote from a chat on The Wonderland Discord. I removed names and timestamps for privacy reasons, but left in the first initials so you can tell who's who. I'm the W.

WT
The land of wonder is a place with people who smell. (Stinkers)
jk i dunno
lol
n
:feelsweirdman:
W
Well yeah stinkers are basically that
Funny how potato people eat mushrooms instead of being eaten by them
But I guess that also explains the monsters in Wonderland- they all resemble kitchen tools and mouths.
A
lol
also stinky is the one which smells the most
:stinkyflushed:
W
No seriously theory time
Chompers are hungry people
They have small mouths but are aggressively persistent and mobile
Some people only like certain potatoes like russet or Yukon gold so you have gold and red chompers
A
and they love those smelly stinkers
W
Lurkers are pets - big mouths, more deadly, but lazier and don't move
Spikeyballs are knives
They don't think
Fireflowers are ovens they just spit
And burstflowers are stoves because more surface area
Then there are friendly creatures that help potatoes or are scared of them
Like turtles are water, rainbow spirits are soap bubbles, and scritters are dust
The ultimate war is against technology though, so Z-Bots are machines and tools used for efficient potato peeling, cleaning, and cooking
A
oh my
W
Trolls and Thwarts and Kabooms are other vegetables - seem mean but are just neutral and have empathy
Stars are nice, they are stickers on potatoes that mark their best-by date
A
What about ghosts and wraiths?
W
Uhhhhh
Okay yeah I don't know
Theory cancelled
A
also moobots
W
Moobots are peelers
Not autonomous
A
ZapBot
W
Ghosts and wraiths are windows and sunlight
A
WeeBot
W
Weebots are mold, help them grow roots and go bad faster
Zapbots are sunlight actually
Weebots are mold because they spread fast
Motherships are darkness that helps them sprout fast because motherships are big and cloak things in shadow, plus motherships spawn in new life
Ghosts are windows and Wraiths are artificial light
A
alright
Nice theory
Guess you should post this in forums
oh what about rainbow magics?
gates, buttons, bridges, crabs?
W
I totally should
Let's stick to living things for now
Crabs are friendly so um
I guess oil?
They are like water (turtles), helping potatoes soak up, rest, smooth up, travel?
A
hmm
UFOs? Cannons?
W
Cannons are just another type of cooker, maybe microwaves?
UFOs are a bit more challenging as they both move and shoot - maybe frisbees being thrown by petulant kids while dad's trying to cook?
A
:100:
W
Coilies are tools like springs or grinders or shredders
Purposeless but still hostile
A
and UFOs?
W
Frisbee
lol
A
xD
ok now what's left?
W
idk
I never played MoFI or TOW to completion and haven't even touched RTW or POTZ
What am I missing? OR rather, who?
Oh
Shadow stinkers, red and blue
The white and green alien stinkers
Green cannons
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Re: The truth

Post by nasko222 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:54 pm

yes but why
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Re: The truth

Post by rainbowmon » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:49 pm

Well, this certainly made me smile and laugh :stinkylol: . Thanks, Wonderman!
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Re: The truth

Post by Wonderman109 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:37 pm

rainbowmon wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:49 pm
Well, this certainly made me smile and laugh :stinkylol: . Thanks, Wonderman!
This is what the Wonderland games are really about...we have uncovered the reality after a long search.
They are about potato people surviving in a world full of COOKs and UTENSILs and kitchen RODENTs
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Re: The truth

Post by nasko222 » Fri Apr 30, 2021 2:47 pm

n :feelsweirdman:

you know its nasko, if its extraordinary emoji
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Re: The truth

Post by Wonderman109 » Sat May 01, 2021 11:55 pm

Esoteric humor is the best! :mrgreen:
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