Evil Toaster 6: Time Explosion

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:39 pm

"There are toasters everywhere, Tex is dead, and Mach took off in the Worminator. I have no idea what is going on and I am so confused.

I will resume my adventure in five years."

~App

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COMING SOON:
EVIL TOASTER 6: TIME EXPLOSION

WHEN MACH RETURNS FROM THE PAST, A LIFE OF COCAINE SNORTING WITH JIM, THE TOASTER INVASION HAS BEGUN, AND SOAP HAS BEEN HELD BACK TO 3RD GRADE.

ONLY ONE APPLE CAN SAVE THE WORLD, GET THE GIRL, AND SCORE AN A ON HIS ALGEBRA TEST.

AND THAT APPLE IS RALPH, APP'S THIRD COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED AND WAS ALSO FRIENDS WITH SOAP IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE I THINK.

FEATURING AN ALL NEW CAST, WITH LOTS OF TEEN DRAMA, POPSICLES, EXPLOSIONS, PARIS HILTON, DAVID TENNANT, CAR CHASES, NEIGHBORHOOD ADVENTURES, THE SILENCE, AND MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A CAGINATOR AT.

WRITTEN BY MICHAEL BAY AND PROGRAMMED BY KOOKETSU NAMINAMI.

2017, game of the year, all years.

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:44 pm

MyNameIsKooky wrote:DAVID TENNANT

WRITTEN BY MICHAEL BAY AND PROGRAMMED BY KOOKETSU NAMINAMI.

I love you.

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:51 pm

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:06 pm

THE NEW 4D EVIL TOASTER ADVENTURE IS CONFIRMED!

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:11 am

Sounds exciting! (Is this real or not?)

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:16 am

hoomdoom wrote:Sounds exciting! (Is this real or not?)

Several ET5 plot reasons say NO. Plus ET6 was cancelled long ago.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:51 am

FUN FACT: Evil Toaster 6 was cancelled before Evil Toaster 7.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:08 pm

MyNameIsKooky wrote:AND THAT APPLE IS RALPH, APP'S THIRD COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED AND WAS ALSO FRIENDS WITH SOAP IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE I THINK.

A ETC reference? Because there is an alternate universe where Soap lives.

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:48 pm

Having come from the year 2065, I can safely say Evil Toaster 23 was my favorite.

I regret nothing

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:24 am

MyNameIsKooky wrote:"There are toasters everywhere, Tex is dead, and Mach took off in the Worminator. I have no idea what is going on and I am so confused.

I will resume my adventure in five years."

~App

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COMING SOON:
EVIL TOASTER 6: TIME EXPLOSION

WHEN MACH RETURNS FROM THE PAST, A LIFE OF COCAINE SNORTING WITH JIM, THE TOASTER INVASION HAS BEGUN, AND SOAP HAS BEEN HELD BACK TO 3RD GRADE.

ONLY ONE APPLE CAN SAVE THE WORLD, GET THE GIRL, AND SCORE AN A ON HIS ALGEBRA TEST.

AND THAT APPLE IS RALPH, APP'S THIRD COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED AND WAS ALSO FRIENDS WITH SOAP IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE I THINK.

FEATURING AN ALL NEW CAST, WITH LOTS OF TEEN DRAMA, POPSICLES, EXPLOSIONS, PARIS HILTON, DAVID TENNANT, CAR CHASES, NEIGHBORHOOD ADVENTURES, THE SILENCE, AND MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A CAGINATOR AT.

WRITTEN BY MICHAEL BAY AND PROGRAMMED BY KOOKETSU NAMINAMI.

2017, game of the year, all years. April Fools!

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