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Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:43 am

LittleZbot wrote:
Nobody wrote:Plot Device says: "MyNameIsKooky was kidnapped by squirrels back before we started time travelling for Power Orbs. Also, chaos seems to reign when Nobody is gone so it's too bad he probably won't get as much posting opportunity currently."
So, where am I, what are we doing, and did we get the second power orb?

Plot Device says: "LittleZbot is either on the way to the squirrel fortress or in Nobody's house, and we did get the second Power Orb."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:12 am

Sammy_P says "We could use the Hypnotic Trousers on the squirrels if it works."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:37 am

Nobody says: "Too bad we need all 5 POwer Orbs to use the Treasures of the Elements."

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:07 am

SS01: "Speaking of the Power Orbs, where are the other three?

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:51 am

LittleZbot says "I guess I'm heading to the Squirrel Fortress."

LittleZbot zooms to the Squirrel Fortress.

LittleZbot smashes into the outer wall.

LittleZbot loses 500,000,999,985,876,924 HP!

LittleZbot is defeated with -500,000,999,985,856,900 HP!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:01 am

The entire fortress shakes for a moment!

MyNameIsKooky thinks: A GIANT PUPPY?

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:50 am

(This is a Wefight, The Game-like post.) (and good to see you posting again kooky)

Sammy_P defeats the -!

LittleZbot is revived with 500,000,999,985,856,900 HP!!

Nobody says "TOTALLY OVERPOWERED."

LittleZbot is so strong, his lightsaber becomes a Z-Sword!

Deeman says "ITS SO STRONG!"

Squirrel gives Sammy_P a PILE OF INSTRUMENTS.

Nobody takes some banjos.

Nobody sees a SQUIRREL DANCE-INDUCING BANJO LYRICSHEET!

Nobody says "This will be useful."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:53 am

I dunno where I am. If I'm not with Nobody, I mindlessly rip a hole in space-time that just happens to lead to him and walk through.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:58 am

Sammy_P wrote:(This is a Wefight, The Game-like post.) (and good to see you posting again kooky)

Sammy_P defeats the -!

LittleZbot is revived with 500,000,999,985,856,900 HP!!

Nobody says "TOTALLY OVERPOWERED."

LittleZbot is so strong, his lightsaber becomes a Z-Sword!

Deeman says "ITS SO STRONG!"

Squirrel gives Sammy_P a PILE OF INSTRUMENTS.

Nobody takes some banjos.

Nobody sees a SQUIRREL DANCE-INDUCING BANJO LYRICSHEET!

Nobody says "This will be useful."

Wefight The Game-like picture for this.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:53 am

I don't see how either of those are WTG-like, other than the stickmen. Or maybe I need to play it more.

PLOT:

A frog carries away the SQUIRREL DANCE-INDUCING BANJO LYRICSHEET!

LittleZbot leaps in front of the frog.

Light shines from behind LittleZbot.

LittleZbot raises his Z-Sword.

LittleZbot says: "UNHAND THAT MUSIC!"

Evil Frog says: "OK."

Evil Frog gives the SQUIRREL DANCE-INDUCING BANJO LYRICSHEET to LittleZbot.

LittleZbot says: "Wait, really?"

Evil Frog says: "Sure."

Evil Frog hops away.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:33 pm

Nobody wrote:I don't see how either of those are WTG-like, other than the stickmen. Or maybe I need to play it more.

PLOT:

A frog carries away the SQUIRREL DANCE-INDUCING BANJO LYRICSHEET!

LittleZbot leaps in front of the frog.

Light shines from behind LittleZbot.

LittleZbot raises his Z-Sword.

LittleZbot says: "UNHAND THAT MUSIC!"

Evil Frog says: "OK."

Evil Frog gives the SQUIRREL DANCE-INDUCING BANJO LYRICSHEET to LittleZbot.

LittleZbot says: "Wait, really?"

Evil Frog says: "Sure."

Evil Frog hops away.

Micman27 · Post by **Micman27** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:47 pm

Evil Magician appears!

Evil Magician says "Well well well, the good guys. Looks like LittleZbot is the strongest good guy. What if I distract you 6 for a while?"

Evil Magician puts Rift BoyWhoFlies, Deeman, and SS01 in a shrinking box of doom!"

Evil Magician says "No escape. You get one chance to defeat me. If you don't defeat me, well, they'll be at my tent in one of the 'Of Doom' places."

5:00 left.

Nobody kicks the SHRINKING BOX OF DOOM.

Nobody loses 100 HP! 999900 HP remaining!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:17 pm

Nobody thinks: I didn't have that much HP before.

Nobody realizes that all the good guys are now overpowered.

Evil Magician says: "Also, I cast a spell so your power levels are all even. TAKE THAT, LITTLEZBOT!"

1 minute later...

Evil Magician is defeated!

Evil Magician's spell gets undone.

Everyone except LittleZbot is defeated!

LittleZbot says: "It looks like I'll need five Volvic Revives. This may make rescuing MyNameIsKooky take significantly more time."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:35 pm

Sammy_P steals Evil Magician's items.

Nobody says "YOU'RE EVIL!!!"

Sammy_P says "I'm robbing myself. So what?"

LittleZbot says "Well, theres some squirrel guards over there. Let's go talk to them."

(yay, its like
1. Nobody
2. LittleZbot
3. Sammy_P

when it was

1. Nobody
2. MyNameIsKooky
3. LittleZbot
4. Sammy_P)

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:14 pm

A squirrel starts to nibble SS01's arms off!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:23 pm

SS01 is still defeated though.

While walking toward the squirrel guards, Sammy_P whispers "Remember the plan."

LittleZbot says "Hello, squirrel guard. We'd like to give your kingdom this guy named Sammy_P."

Sammy_P says "Hey wait a minute."

Nobody says "He is also crazy."

Sammy_P whispers "this was not part of the pl-"

Nobody whispers "i dont care, i didnt want to dress up as a squirrel any dang way"

Squirrel Guard 1 says "Lemme ask the king."

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:26 pm

Sammy_P wrote:SS01 is still defeated though.

I know. The squirrel is nibbling my arms off my defeated body.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:40 pm

Ok.

Meanwhile...

Squirrel Guard #1 says "Jeff, we have a new subject to give the mentallity of a squirrel."

MyNameIsKooky thinks: A PUPPY?

Jeff says "K."

Jeff switches the switch on the mentallity changer SQUIRREL.

Stanley accidentally bumps into the switch SAVED MIND #1 (MyNameIsKooky).

DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:11 am

Except none of that happens, because LittleZbot never actually got the Volvic Revives and the mentality converter didn't come with MIND SAVERS.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:31 am

LittleZbot goes to look for some Volvic Revive.

Nobody says "Sammy_P, lets try and get past those guards."

Sammy_P says "Sure."

PLAN A

Sammy_P says "Hello squirrels? May we and my friend come in?"

Squirrel Guard I says "THIS PLACE DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU"

Squirrel Guard II says "None shall pass!"

Ricolazar appears!

Sammy_P runs!

PLAN B

Nobody, dressed up as a squirrel, comes to the door.

Nobody makes gnarling sounds, foaming at the mouth.

Squirrel Guard I says "YOU DID WHAT TO MY PARENTS? DIE!!!"

Nobody runs!

PLAN C

Sammy_P shoots a stun dart at Squirrel Guard I.

Squirrel Guard I passes out.

Squirrel Guard III sneaks up on Sammy_P, and stabs him with a Poisonous Sword!

Sammy_P is rapidly losing HP!

DUN DUN DUN!

PLAN D

Nobody, dressed as a beggar, comes to the door.

Nobody makes gnarling sounds, foaming at the mouth.

Squirrel Guard IV says "Sorry, we can't give you Volvic Revive. We need the key to the room."

Nobody thinks: GRNASH GNRASH GNRASH NEED KEY GRNASH okay i gotta stop making those sounds

PLAN E

Nobody throws Sammy_P at the door!

The door breaks!

Sammy_P is defeated!

Nobody says "That can't be good."

Meanwhile, with LittleZbot...

Mr. Tornado appears!

Mr. Tornado says "I AM MR. VOLCANO'S COUSIN!"

LittleZbot pulls out his Z-Saber!

Mr. Tornado sucks in LittleZbot's Z-Saber!

Mr. Tornado says "HA HA HA! YOU WILL DIE!"

(TF2 is 55% downloading.

)

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:33 am

Sammy_P wrote:LittleZbot goes to look for some Volvic Revive.

Nobody says "Sammy_P, lets try and get past those guards."

Sammy_P says "Sure."

PLAN A

Sammy_P says "Hello squirrels? May we and my friend come in?"

Squirrel Guard I says "THIS PLACE DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU"

Squirrel Guard II says "None shall pass!"

Ricolazar appears!

Sammy_P runs!

PLAN B

Nobody, dressed up as a squirrel, comes to the door.

Nobody makes gnarling sounds, foaming at the mouth.

Squirrel Guard I says "YOU DID WHAT TO MY PARENTS? DIE!!!"

Nobody runs!

PLAN C

Sammy_P shoots a stun dart at Squirrel Guard I.

Squirrel Guard I passes out.

Squirrel Guard III sneaks up on Sammy_P, and stabs him with a Poisonous Sword!

Sammy_P is rapidly losing HP!

DUN DUN DUN!

PLAN D

Nobody, dressed as a beggar, comes to the door.

Nobody makes gnarling sounds, foaming at the mouth.

Squirrel Guard IV says "Sorry, we can't give you Volvic Revive. We need the key to the room."

Nobody thinks: GRNASH GNRASH GNRASH NEED KEY GRNASH okay i gotta stop making those sounds

PLAN E

Nobody throws Sammy_P at the door!

The door breaks!

Sammy_P is defeated!

Nobody says "That can't be good."

Meanwhile, with LittleZbot...

Mr. Tornado appears!

Mr. Tornado says "I AM MR. VOLCANO'S COUSIN!"

LittleZbot pulls out his Z-Saber!

Mr. Tornado sucks in LittleZbot's Z-Saber!

Mr. Tornado says "HA HA HA! YOU WILL DIE!"

(TF2 is 55% downloading. )

Eh, everyone except LittleZbot includes us.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:13 pm

LittleZbot eats Mr. Tornado!

Mr. Tornado drops a Volvic Revive!

LittleZbot says "I just need 3 more."

LittleZbot's pocket vibrates.

It's LittleZbot's long lost Good Guys' Radio walkie talkie!

Nobody said into it: "You might need to get a fourth one."

LittleZbot says "Gotcha."

LittleZbot looks for more Volvic Revive.

Meanwhile...

Nobody sees Sammy_P.

Nobody shudders.

Squirrel Guards I to III take Sammy_P into the RECOVERY ROOM.

Nobody follows.

Squirrel Guard I locks the door before Nobody comes in.

Nobody hears Sammy_P scream!

Nobody says into Sammy_P's radio "We're the only two left. Be careful."

Meanwhile...

MyNameIsKooky is locked in a dungeon!

MyNameIsKooky accidentally teleports two centimeters to his right.

MyNameIsKooky thinks: I WONDER IF PUPPIES CAN DO THAT!

Meanwhile...

LittleZbot sees a ladder into the back of the kingdom.

LittleZbot climbs up.

Up the ladder is a Mutant Squirrel!

LittleZbot defeats it with ease.

meanwhile

Nobody thinks: How did Sammy_P scream when defeated? Revival of the overpowered?

Nobody shudders again.

Nobody thinks: Maybe they'll put Sammy_P with MyNameIsKooky, I should follow those squirrels.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:36 pm

Sammy_P wrote:Nobody said into it: "You might need to get a fourth one."

ERROR SENSELESSNESS LINE 0 POSITION 1
VARIABLE:NOBODY DEFEATED
POST CANNOT BE TRUE

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:43 pm

IT WAS MEANT FOR SAMMY_P

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:56 pm

Sammy_P wrote:IT WAS MEANT FOR SAMMY_P

I don't think that makes sense.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:24 am

he was defeated

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:31 pm

Nobody from around 14 or so forum pages ago wrote:SAMPLE RULES I JUST THOUGHT UP:

1. No solving problems way too easily. Example:

"Boy99 is stuck in a cage!

Boy99 says: You will have to fight Doctor Cheese without me!"

"Super Guy eats the cage for lunch!

Super Guy is still hungry and eats Doctor Cheese too!"

2. No making yourself, your friend, your pet, or anything along those lines all-powerfull. Example:

"Super Guy eats a bean!

Super Guy gets Everything powers!

Super Guy can do everything!"

3. Please don't torment anyone or kill them off without permission. Example:

"Boy99 gets hit on the head with a cantaloupe!

Boy99 is defeated!

Boy99 can never be revived because he's under an unbreakable spell!"

4. No inappropriate content. Example:

This example deleted. Live with it.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:22 pm

RULE BREAKING CAT comes.
RULE BREAKING CAT eats some grass.
RULE BREAKING CAT gains everything powers.
RULE BREAKING CAT uses his die powers in order to kill all of the Antagonists.
RULE BREAKING CAT dies!
I didn't say he leveled up the powers.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:35 pm

Nobody thinks "If I had a disguise..."

Blood oozes out of the bottom of the door!

Nobody freaks out!

Meanwhile...

LittleZbot sees that Mr. Tornado dropped a SCANNER!

LittleZbot says "This will be useful!"

LittleZbot sets it to X-RAY.

LittleZbot can't see far with it, sadly.

LittleZbot sees Nobody freaking out next to a building.

LittleZbot looks in the building.

Nothing.

LittleZbot looks towards the North section of the kingdom.

LittleZbot's X-Ray Scanner breaks into two.

It's now just a scanner.

Scanner says "VOLVIC REVIVE NEAR BY"

LittleZbot goes toward the North section.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:28 am

DOUBLE POST TO REMIND THAT THERE IS STILL A WEFIGHT TO POST ON

Nobody thinks: IF THEY'RE DOING FREAKISH TESTS TO SAMMY_P, WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MYNAMEISKOOKY?!?!

Nobody is now Insane Nobody!

Insane Nobody breaks into the strange building!

Nothing.

Insane Nobody becomes Nobody.

Nobody says "What the? What was with the screaming and blood from the do-"

Evil Trapdoor opens under Nobody!

Nobody falls!

Evil Trapdoor says "REVENGE!"

Meanwhile...

Jeff says "His condition is getting worse. CALL DOCTOR SQUIRREL AND THE SQUIRREL DOCTOR!"

Doctor Squirrel comes and says "Yyyyyyeeessss?"

Jeff says "HE WON'T STOP SAYING PUPPIES!"

MyNameIsKooky yells "PUPPIES!"

Jeff says "AS YOU TRY TO MAKE HIM TO STOP BEING ANNOYING, I'm gonna put my new test subject thingy in the squirrel mentallity changer."

Meanwhile...

Nobody is still falling.

Nobody thinks "Ahh. This fall is helping me clear my mind. Is this bottomless or what?"

Nobody hears an echo of someone saying "PUPPIES!"

Nobody blinks twice, waiting 5 minutes, (still falling) then deciding to say "Was that MyNameIsKooky?"

Meanwhile...

SLIDE 1: BUTTERFLY

Squirrel Doctor says "What does this animal look like?"

MyNameIsKooky says "A PUPPY?"

Meanwhile...

Sammy_P wakes up....

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