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Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:46 am

Or that would happen, but there are no windows.

Everyone will have to fight their way out, including Sammy_P!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:56 am

In a random bush 5 feet from Nobody...

Past Paradox Penny, with a Paradox Sniper Gun, and aims at Nobody!

DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:56 am

Or that would happen, but Nobody thinks MyNameIsKooky was saving Paradox Penny for Era 5.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:58 am

kk

The warrior's club turns into a rising barf bag!

DUN DUN DUN!

With Nobody...

The door opens, and vomit comes out!

Nobody plugs the hole with a pillow!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:10 am

Nobody notices that the trio got washed out of the Warrior's Club!

MyNameIsKooky says: "That was thoroughly random and gross."

Nobody says: "Well, it was also convenient, since I got rescued and there wasn't anything good up on the roof anyway."

Everyone goes over to a nearby village.

Olden Age Guy says: "Welcome to this English-speaking village!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Why do you emphasize English-speaking?"

Olden Age Guy says: "Because the amount of villages inhabited by people who speak Gibber is increasing rapidly."

Nobody looks at Evil Translator.

Nobody says: "Good thing we brought you."

Evil Translator thinks: This is the perfect opportunity to stir up trouble and get random people to defeat each other without them ever suspecting me. Ha ha huh!

Evil Translator says: "Yes. It most certainly is."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:16 am

Vomit starts to rapidly come out!

DUN DUN DUN!

Sammy_P says "KIWHOFLITUTIMA, PLASDMN?"

Olden Age Guy says "JUILYGIGABITMAYFLOWERMAGNACARTAPIEWHEEL, LOL?"

Sammy_P says "This guy speaks Gibber!"

Nobody looks at Evil Translator.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:00 am

Evil Translator says: "Er, that's just random nonsense. As the guy said, this is an English-speaking village. Besides, I'm sure Sammy_P doesn't know Gibber. Now, shall we run?"

Nobody says: "OK."

Everyone flees into a random village.

Nobody hears the villagers speaking another language.

Nobody says: "Well, Translator, it sounds like your services will be needed."

Evil Translator says: "OK."

Nobody says: "Hello. We're here to take refuge from... er... never mind.

Evil Translator says: "Ongre. Shedo eson sangwo et yorko... frer... ror grondel.

Translation thinks: Hi. We are going to crush... your... puny village.

Random Gibber-speaker says: "Fre or arp teh sokono! Shedo flet thorkgaz, poll shedo or gran thro! Quad zu, bur shak no poll cretfar op toh yovz ig lorko thorkgaz! Freid ree till la tengol heh lorko grendaz o quift poll heh so werb dan lon shekle lolnar lorko nit ga rorgle, grandiot see tis werg ill toh toldioto wergz."

Translation thinks: You will not hurt this village! We have armies, and we will fight back! Leave now, or continue on and be defeated at the hands of our armies! Trust me when I say that our forces are substantial and that no one has ever taken over our village for a reason, even though it's one of the larger ones.

Evil Translator says: "You are welcome."

MyNameIsKooky says: "All that to say 'you are welcome'?"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:06 am

Evil Translator thinks "Fle dhar ny soy 'ouy rer cwoemle'?"

Evil Translator says "How bout we jus' kill you puny ones?"

Gibber-speaker says "IYYGYIOYOFOIYFOFFIFYI!"

Evil Translator thinks "THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE ARMY!"

Evil Translator says "That's basically it."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:44 am

Gibber-speaker walks away and comes back with a army of Creepers, some of which have sodas and blue backwards baseball caps.
Nobody says "Translator, we owe you. You got them to get a army of Creepers to help us?"
One of the Creepers hops onto RBWF's head and blows up. Some damage, some hp remaining.

(The soda-baseball cap Creepers are from a joke theory of mine. I'll say it if anyone is intrested.)
(BTW, can the explosion knock HCM out of my ear?

)

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:21 pm

(I had a dream last night that I met MyNameIsKooky.

)

Nobody punches the creeper!

Creeper loses 4 HP! 2 HP remaining!

Creeper explodes!

Nobody has -90001 HP remaining!

Nobody punches the -!

- is defeated!

Gibber-speaking Guy says "HY ROKK DGTRYUI MUH BII!"

Evil Translator thinks: WE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!

Evil Translator says "Here are some defenses just in case!"

Nobody

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:24 pm

Since nobody answered, the Creeper blowing up knocks HCM out of my ear.
RBWF sees HCM, and sucks it into his rift hand if it's a robot. If not, he just stomps on it until defeat.
RBWF flies up into the air, shoots a crafting table and a few other things out of his rift hand, puts them on his lap, and tries to make a Creeper saddle.

(Nobody said not to, so I'm putting the Soda-Baseball Cap Creeper thing here.
It's that Creepers were originaly planned that sometimes when you wake up, a Creeper would have it's legs around your head like helmet straps. It wouldn lean over so you see it's face upside down, and smile at you, then slurp on it's soda(it's with a straw). Then it would hop off your head and follow you around. They were gonna be very friendly. When you tried to mine something, they would slam their faces into it to help you out. But when they tried to record the "slurp" sound for the soda, the microphone screwed up, gave them the "sssssss" sound, then blew up. They didn't wanna go out and buy a new microphone, so they just made Creepers with a new plan to fit the "sssssssss", which is what we have now.)

Edit:Lol. I used "nobody" as a word but put it as a name from habit. XD

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:12 pm

Nobody's ancestor comes!

Nobody says "OYAYHELOOKSLIKEME

"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:17 pm

A creeper explodes on Deeman!
Deeman is defeated!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:35 pm

Sammy_P throws a melodica at Gibber-speaking Guy!

Gibber-speaking Guy is defeated!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:13 pm

Gibber Warriors come!

Gibber Warrior I pulls out a DIE SPEAR!

DUN DUN DUN!

Sammy_P says "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"

Everyone runs!

MyNameIsKooky teleports Nobody, Roaster, rBWF, Sammy_P, himself, and the other good guys onto a building.

A hole in the building opens up to the...

Other Cave of Doom!

DUN DUN DUN!

Roaster says "The orb could be in there."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:38 pm

The part of MGW that is still in RBWF's head warps MGW to him.
MGW says 'Hi.".
RBWF sucks up the Minecraft stuff he had before, then shoots out 12 torches.
RBWF says 'These are all I have for light. I guess were going in, hun?"
MGW says "You got your rift powers a while back;you didn't start with them. You never sucked any of this stuff up, and you couldn't of before you started in Wefight. Where are you getting all of this?"
The torches vanish.
Nobody says "As App once said:
...
Wow."
MGW picks up a random stick and uses flare on it to make some sort of torch.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:44 pm

Sammy_P says "We got to get to the bottom of this building first."

Deeman says "Let's do this!"

MyNameIsKooky teleports everyone down to the hole.

MyNameIsKooky says "A locked door is blocking the way! What do we do?"

LittleZbot says "I'll look through this building."

LittleZbot goes to Floor 1.

Floor 1: MyManeIsKooky and thiKooky 1.0.

LittleZbot easily defeats them with his Overpowered Y-Saber.

Floor 2: NoNobdy 1.0, Nbdy, Mbdy, and LittleXbot 1.0

LittleZbot slashes Nbdy and Mbdy in two, and kicks NoNobdy and LittleXbot out of the building.

Floor 3: MINK, KINM, and a random closet.

LittleZbot attacks MINK!

MINK loses 150,000 HP! 300,000 HP remaining.

LittleZbot does it 2 more times!

MINK is defeated!

KINM jumps out the building in fear!

LittleZbot opens the random closet!

iKooky Final Prototype slides out!

iKooky Final Prototype says "MUST DESTROY!"

iKooky Final P sends a beamer at LittleZbot!

LittleZbot runs!

Nobody looks out a window!

Nobody sees a beamer!

DUN DUN DUN!

iKooky Final P lands next to Nobody!

iKooky Final P says "DIE, YOU FOOLS!"

LittleZbot dashes across the world!

The beamer stops on the other side of the building!

LittleZbot crashes in to see that everyone is defeated!

LittleZbot says "iKooky, it's time for you to go DOWN."

THE BATTLE BEGINS!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:57 pm

Real-Life Boywhoflies says "Shoot. First I was defeated, then hypnotised a few posts later, then defeated again. Everyone is getting repeadly defeated. Why am I thinking outloud?"

Real-Life Boywhoflies hits the "9" button on his keyboard.
Rift Boywhoflies is revived with 9 hp!
Rift Boywhoflies flies in random directions as fast as he can to avoid being hit and plans on making a taco in Lil' Z's mouth every so often to heal him.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:10 pm

LittleZbot kicks iKooky FP into the ceiling!

iKooky FP loses 50 HP! 499,950 HP remaining!

iKooky FP drops a Volvic Heal!

LittleZbot gives Nobody the Volvic Heal!

Nobody's guts form back together in a gross way.

RBWF barfs!

The barf hits iKooky FP!

iKooky FP malfunctions!

iKooky FP explodes, revealing enough Volvic Heals for the others, and a key.

LittleZbot and Rift BoyWhoFlies revive the others.

MyNameIsKooky unlocks the way to the Other Cave Of Death!

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:15 pm

BoyWhoFlies wrote:Real-Life Boywhoflies hits the "9" button on his keyboard.
Rift Boywhoflies is revived with 9 hp!

That would have happened, but Real Life BoyWhoFlies doesn't have working numbers on his real life keyboard!

Well, I posted, so... (MICMAN27 IS NOW SAMMY_BRO)

Sammy_Bro says "Let's go ahead and explore this cave. I have no weapon, so I should go ahead and look for one."

(I have weapons that shoot diagonal, so a boomerang or something will work.)

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:34 pm

Sammy_Bro wrote:
BoyWhoFlies wrote:Real-Life Boywhoflies hits the "9" button on his keyboard.
Rift Boywhoflies is revived with 9 hp!
That would have happened, but Real Life BoyWhoFlies doesn't have working numbers on his real life keyboard!

Then how did I type 9?

This would of been worthy of a shot.

But yeah, that was cheap. As of right now Little Zbot barfed instead of me, only he revives people, I get revived by him too, and everything else stays the same.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:14 pm

SS01 uses his Ego-whip to whack the HCM into some of the Gibber Warriors!

Gibber Warriors III, VI, IV, and V are defeated!

SS01 jump-dive-power-rockets into the building, accidentally crashing into the 3rd floor!

Floor 3:
MegaBoyWhoFlies
CorruptedGSC
SS10 v1.5

DUN DUN DUN!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:27 pm

dude we're in the OCoD

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:32 pm

IDC where I am or what I'm doing, I forgot.
Rift Boywhoflies sees SS01 crash and flies up to meet him.

(I'm guessing MBWF is like a buff version of myself before I ate the rift?)

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:34 pm

WE ARE ALL IN THE OTHER CAVE OF DOOM.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:42 pm

Okay. Forget my post above.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:33 am

Nobody says "The next orb thing should be here somewh-"

Nobody falls through a trapdoor!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:28 am

Sammy_P wrote:dude we're in the OCoD

Well I'm not because there is no post that directly mentions me entering this OCoD. I was randomly lost anyway.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:30 am

Then you aren't on Floor 3 of that building.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:03 am

Rift Boywhoflies flies down and grabs him, but because of his flight-weakening from before he can't fly back up with him.
Rift Boywhoflies yells "I can hold him up so we don't fall but I need somebody to pull us up!"

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