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Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:47 am

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Uh, Sammy_P mysteriously disappeared!"

Meanwhile, in Wefight...

Horrible Monster runs past a rooftop with the Magic Trashcan on it.

Nobody leaps out of the Magic Trashcan onto Horrible Monster's head!

Nobody tries to kick Horrible Monster's head!

Nobody's robotic limbs try to throw him off of Horrible Monster's head!

Nobody grabs onto Horrible Monster's head!

Joe notices that a bunch of lines in a row are ending with 'Horrible Monster's head!'

Plot Device says: "Horrible Monster's head!"

Nobody smashes Horrible Monster's head!

You know what's defeated? Horrible Monster's head!

Joe thinks: Wow, that line even broke format just to end with 'Horrible Monster's head!'

True Narrator says: "STOP!"

Plot Device says: "But..."

True Narrator says: "No buts. I'm supposed to be the Narrator anyway, not you."

Plot Device becomes partially disabled until it becomes more sane.

Meanwhile, in Sammy_Bro's house...

MyNameIsKooky punches Sammy_Bro!

Sammy_Bro loses 50 HP! 1950 HP remaining!

Sammy_Bro gets out a minigun.

MyNameIsKooky smiles.

Sammy_Bro says: "STOP SMILING! GAH!"

Sammy_Bro fires at MyNameIsKooky!

MyNameIsKooky teleports all the bullets behind Sammy_Bro!

Sammy_Bro loses 1000 HP! 950 HP remaining!

MyNameIsKooky says: "You aren't doing very well."

Sammy_Bro says: "LEAD PIANO, GO!"

A Lead Piano falls on MyNameIsKooky!

MyNameIsKooky loses 9000 HP! 1 HP remaining!

Sammy_Bro says: "You're doing worse."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:55 pm

Army is 30% complete!
Paper Cutout Monsters shoot more Mind Control Arrows.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:33 am

SS01 says: "BEES? I've never been stung by a bee and I don't plan to any time soon!"

SS01 pulls out a giant flyswatter!

SS01 swats at the bees around them!

SS01 is able to kill half the bees, before they snap his flyswatter!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:37 am

Meanwhile, at Nobody...

Horrible Monster is defeated!

Nobody sees Beth.

Nobody says: "So you're evil? IT WAS ALL JUST A TRICK?"

Beth says: "Not all of it... I really di-"

Beth gets hit by a Mind Control Arrow!

Beth says: "PAPER IS THE BEST MATERIAL EVER!!! THAT'S WHY I WILL DEFEAT YOU NOW!"

Nobody says: "Wait, what?"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:43 am

Paper Cutout Monster says "Oops. That was quite random. At least we put a red herring out there."
Army is 70% complete!
Paper Cutout Monsters 1-30 jump down and assist Beth in defeating Nobody.
Paper Cutout Monsters 1-15 charge a special power.
Paper Cutout Monsters 16-30 try to bite Nobody!
It fails, because they are paper!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:48 am

Meanwhile, at MyNameIsKooky...

MyNameIsKooky teleports the Lead Piano above Sammy_Bro.

Sammy_Bro loses 9000 HP! -8050 HP remaining!

Sammy_Bro attacks the -!

Sammy_Bro has 8050 HP!

Sammy_Bro says: "Silly MyNameIsKooky!"

MyNameIsKooky gets out Healing Stuff.

MyNameIsKooky heals himself with half of it!

MyNameIsKooky has 2901 HP remaining!

Sammy_Bro says: "Wait a minute..."

MyNameIsKooky throws a quarter of the Healing Stuff at Sammy_Bro.

Sammy_Bro dodges!

MyNameIsKooky says: "Alright, I have one more shot..."

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:03 am

BWF, carrying SS01 and the rocket, reaches the platform!

Sammy_P throws chainsaws at the rest of the bees, but hits the rocket instead!

DUN DUN DUN!

The missile cracks open revealing thousands of Atomic Gobstoppers!

SS01 says: "My favorite!"

SS01 eats one and spits out Atomic Pellets at a steel bee!

Steel bee is defeated!

SS01 thinks: "If we can get some guns, we can use these Atomic Pellets as ammo!"

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:18 am

StinkerSquad01 wrote: Sammy_P throws chainsaws at the rest of the bees, but hits the rocket instead!

I don't think he's okay with you using his character. Besides, he was sent to the Realm of Waiting.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:41 am

I've used his character before.

It's not like he lost HP or something.
@waiting: o ok

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:45 am

StinkerSquad01 wrote: @waiting: o ok

IT'S MY CHARACTER AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO USE HIM WHILE I DO STUFF IN LIFE

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:11 pm

I didn't even...nevermind.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:58 pm

Rift Boywhoflies sucks in the bees.
Bees become Rift Bees!
Rift Boywhoflies shoots the Rift Bees rapidly at a wall.
Rift Bees become Squished and Dead Rift Bees.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:03 am

Paper Cutout Monster 1 succeeds in its attack!
Paper Cutout Monster 1 becomes Real Monster!
Paper Cutout Monsters 2-30 are defeated!
Nobody loses 150 HP!
Beth loses 200 HP!
Deeman loses 600 HP!
Deeman puts a crayon in the pedestal left behind by Horrible Monster!
Deeman gains 800 HP!
Deeman's Art Powers level up! Deeman can now draw cutout monsters of his own to fight by his side!
Deeman's Electromagnetic Powers level up! Deeman can now use a blast of pure microwaves!
Deeman's Food Powers leveled up! Deeman can now control food!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:05 am

Nobody says: "A Real Monster, eh? Goodie, paper is a pain."

Nobody stabs Real Monster with scissors!

Real Monster loses 100 HP!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:11 am

Deeman uses Microwave Blast!
Real Monster starts cooking!
One of Real Monster's scales falls off!
Deeman makes a Monster Scale Cutout Monster!
Monster Scale Cutout Monster attacks Beth!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:13 am

Real Monster loses 25 HP from cooking.

Nobody looks at Beth.

Nobody sighs.

Nobody shoots a Superpower blast at Beth!

Beth loses 250 HP!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:20 am

Dawn randomly spawns using the Chocolate Orb.
Chocolate Orb says "There you go. I'm going to disappear now. Traitor."
Deeman is confused.
Dawn attacks Real Monster!
Real Monster is unaffected.
Dawn says "AHHH!!! SCARY MONSTER!"
Real Monster attacks Dawn.
Dawn is defeated!
Deeman is angry!
Deeman's power boosts somehow!
Deeman uses Microwave Explosion!
Real Monster dies!
Real Monster Corpse becomes Ferocious Steak!
Ferocious Steak attacks True Narrator!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:24 am

True Narrator says: "Jerk."

Steve eats Ferocious Steak!

Ferocious Steak is defeated!

Steve explodes!

Steve is defeated!

Beth says: "I will avenge this paper."

Beth karate kicks Deeman!

Deeman loses 50 HP!

Nobody says: "RUN AWAY!"

Deeman says: "Um... no?"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:29 am

Deeman attracts a magic crayon to MyNameIsKooky in hopes that he will find the pedestal that Sammy_Bro has.
Deeman uses Microwave Blast on Beth!
Beth loses 600 hp!
Deeman attracts Beth to a wall.
Deeman turns a cloud into pure chili!
Beth kisses Wall.
Deeman says "Oops."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:33 am

True Narrator says: "Deeman, you are too much of a wall romance guy."

Meanwhile, at MyNameIsKooky...

MyNameIsKooky teleports the Healing Stuff right onto Sammy_Bro's head.

Sammy_Bro has 9000 HP!

MyNameIsKooky teleports the Lead Piano above Sammy_Bro.

The Lead Piano falls on Sammy_Bro!

Sammy_Bro is defeated!

MyNameIsKooky says: "Well that was easy."

MyNameIsKooky walks outside.

MyNameIsKooky sees a Crayon Pedestal!

MyNameIsKooky says: "MORE EASINESS! I'm getting some Deja Vu vibes from the sky fortress now..."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:37 am

Magic Crayon kisses MyNameIsKooky!
MyNameIsKooky says "Stop that."
Meanwhile, at Deeman...
Deeman moves the chili cloud and makes it rain down on Beth.
Beth loses 300 HP!
Beth loses 25 HP from cooking!
Beth gets sick from kissing a dirty wall!
Beth loses 25 HP!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:38 am

Beth has 150 HP remaining!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:42 am

Deeman says "Nobody, you deliver the final attack. I'm going to revive Dawn."
Deeman attacks Dawn with Volvic Revive!
Meanwhile, at MyNameIsKooky...
MyNameIsKooky places the crayon.
MyNameIsKooky gains 500 HP!
MyNameIsKooky's Bacon Powers level up! I don't know what this level up does.
Deeman's Food Powers level up! Deeman can now create sentient food!
Deeman gains 999 HP!
Deeman gains Detection Powers!
Deeman can detect a bad guy's weakness!
A huge earthquake happens, followed by a nearby roar.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:55 am

MyNameIsKooky says: "I can change the TASTE of bacon now? AWESOME!"

Meanwhile, at Nobody...

Nobody says: "Are you ready to reform, Beth? I don't want to defeat you!"

Beth says: "HECK NO! PAPER CUTOUT MONSTERS ARE MY LIFE!"

Nobody says: "I guess I should try and remove her from the effects of that arrow if I want to give her a chance..."

Nobody tries to pull the Mind-Control Arrow out of Beth.

Nobody can't get the arrow out!

Nobody pulls the arrow out really hard!

Beth is defeated!

Nobody says: "Heh heh, whoops. So much for giving her a chance. Reviving her now would be pointless, no matter how much I want to. Sigh..."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:58 am

Magic Crayon Box says "I, E-... I mean, Magic Crayon Box, would like to inform you that you have one crayon to go! Good job!"
Army is complete!
Huge amounts of Titanium Cutout Monsters march through the town, read to conquer!
DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:00 am

Plot Device says: "SS01 and BWF should get back to Wefight before the army is conquered so I can whisk the plot to Era 4! Let's get this over with!"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:07 am

Titanium Cutout Monsters 1-99999999 use Electromagnetic Wave!
Random Waiters are defeated!
Army has taken control of the restaurant!
Restaurant becomes Fortress II!
DUN DUN DUN!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:19 am

(actually, my absence was just to wait for Era 4 cause i'm lazy)

Sammy_P lands next to Nobody in a random plane.

Sammy_P says "Need help?"

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:21 am

Sammy_P wrote:(actually, my absence was just to wait for Era 4 cause i'm lazy)

Sammy_P lands next to Nobody in a random plane.

Sammy_P says "Need help?"

BWF and SS01 make their way to the portal and SS01 spits Atomic Pellets at the control panel, breaking it.

The destination flickers a picture of Wefight.

Mischievous Clouds block the portal!

SS01 walks through them, into the portal.

BWF cannot walk through Mischievous Clouds!

The portal begins to close!

DUN DUN DUN!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:26 am

Meanwhile, at Deeman...
True Narrator says "I'm afraid Deeman has to leave for a while, so the crayon subplot will have to wait. Deeman can still be in the plot, but he cannot use the last crayon for a while. Sorry."

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