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Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:40 am

Meanwhile...

SS01 appears next to Sammy_P and Nobody.

SS01 says "Where's BWF?"

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:27 am

Micman27 falls from the sky and hits the ground near Sammy_P.

Micman27 says "I'm okay! I'm not sure what happened, but the last thing I remember was me guarding Not-Really-Corrupt Data from 6 pages ago! Where's BWF?"

SS01 says "That's what I just said."

Micman27 says "Oh, sorry. I just have a habit that makes me repeat what people say. Anyways, I'm afraid that Deeman will have to lea-"

Sammy_P says "Ehem."

Micman27 says "Oh, sorry. Wait, that's what I just said."

SS01 says "EHEM."

Micman27 says "Ehem."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:55 pm

A hole in space-time opens next to everybody.
Rift Boywhoflies steps out.
Rift Boywhoflies closes the hole.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Woo. Take that, clouds."

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:58 pm

MEH! I was going to have you fight them.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:06 pm

WELL LETS FIX THAT SHALL WE

Rift Boywhoflies takes one step forward.
Rift Boywhoflies trips.
Rift Boywhoflies grabs onto space-time to stop his fall.
Rift Boywhoflies makes one of the tear rift things.
Mischievous Clouds fly out!
Rift Boywhoflies says "Whoops."
Rift Boywhoflies closes the tear.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:58 pm

Meanwhile...

Nobody starts beating up the Admantanium Cutout Monsters with his bear hands!

Nobody says: "Good thing I kept these hands when I chopped up that bear!"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:13 am

Sammy_P uses some chainswords on the Admantanium Cutout Monsters.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:15 am

Micman27 pulls out a vacuum cleaner and sucks up the Mischievous Clouds.

SS01 says "That was a fast and sucky way to get rid of them."

Mischievous Clouds use Cloud Machine Guns to break open the vacuum cleaner.

Dust comes out!

DUN DUN DUN!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:47 pm

Rift Boywhoflies sucks up the dust and then shoots random objects out of his rift hand at the clouds.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:58 am

Nobody says: "Bump...y roads are annoying, and so are you, clouds! I'm not breaking the fourth wall!"

SS01 says: "What?

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:05 am

Sammy_P says "I dunno where we are now, how about we find the Master Time Machine and go?"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:26 am

Fortress becomes Fortmon!
Fortmon steps on Random Skyscraper!
Random Skyscraper is defeated!
Random road is defeated!
Random Houses are defeated!
Deeman uses Microwave Blast!
Fortmon is unaffected!
Deeman turns a cloud into a giant taco!
Fortmon eats Giant Taco.
Fortmon spits out Real Monsters 1-99!
Fortmon spits out Horrible Monsters 1-99!
Fortmon Spits out Fire Breathing Cutout Dragons 1-900!
Deeman tries to turn Horrible Monsters 1-99 into chocolate!
Deeman becomes Chocolate Statue!
DUN DUN DUN!
Fortmon uses City Conquering Wave of Doom!
Nobody and co. successfully fled the city!
Random Civilians 1-100000 become Horrible Monsters 1-100000!
DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:38 am

Enclosed Instruction Guide comes out of a random building.

Enclosed Instruction Guide says: "The next Power Orb is somewhere in an arctic mine 200 years ago in Pantarctica. You should get going before ALL THOSE BAD GUYS COME FOR YOU!"

Nobody says: "Actually, I'm pretty sure my robotic limbs are EVIL, so that means Doctor Charismatic is too, so I should probably go call him out on being a manipulative jerk to me and being so so mean and I hate-"

Sammy_P says: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, JUST GET IN!"

Sammy_P drags all the protagonists except the Guide into the Master Time Machine.

Meanwhile, 200 years ago...

The Master Time Machine appears on a small iceberg.

Everyone gets out.

MyNameIsKooky says: "Oh look, there's the mine!"

Nobody sees a huge iceberg covered in mineshafts and minecart tracks, and a sign in front of a shack.

Sign says: "NOW HIRING: MINERS."

Nobody says: "They're hiring, so getting in should be easy."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Oh look, there's a group of guys who want to be miners! I've never seen them before in my life!"

Nobody sees a group of guys going over to the shack.

MyNameIsKooky says: "Oh look, there's my younger self!"

Nobody sees Young MyNameIsKooky in the group.

Nobody says: "Uh, I thought you had never seen those guys before in your life."

MyNameIsKooky says: "I haven't. I've also never applied for a job as a miner. In fact, I don't even remember EXISTING this far into the past!"

Nobody says: "But you just pointed out YOURSELF... in that group of prospective miners... this far into the past."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Yes, I did. See, it's me right over there... WAIT, WHAT?!"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:44 am

Magic Crayon Box says "I lied. There are more pedesals and crayons. The next pedestal is holding up a Power Orb."
Deeman says "Well, that's convienient."
Deeman sees a Titanium Cutout Monster frozen in a block of ice.
Deeman says "WAIT, WHAT?!"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:06 am

Nobody says: "Uh... just hope it doesn't melt. Come on, we have to find a way over to that big iceberg without Young MyNameIsKooky seeing us... whatever he's doing here."

MyNameIsKooky teleports everyone to an out-of-sight section of the big iceberg.

MyNameIsKooky says: "Teleportation makes everything easier."

Tiny Tank says: "Alright. Now, we should probably put on some miner disguises. How about a sombrero? Some miners are probably Mexican!"

Nobody says: "None of the people in that group are wearing sombreros."

Tiny Tank says: "Well, they probably won't get hired."

Sammy_P says: "C'mon, it'll be fun!"

Nobody says: "You're siding with HIM!? Oh right, you're Sammy_P."

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Just do it."

Nobody says: "Really guys?"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Well... uh, Nobody... you see... sombreros could be fun."

Nobody sighs.

10 minutes later...

The good guys walk into the shack wearing sombreros, fake beards, and bowties.

Nobody says: "Where did we even GET this stuff?"

Sammy_P says: "Ve vould-a vlike vu vecome viners!"

Miner Hiring Guy says: "What?"

Sammy_P says: "Ve. Vould-a vlike. Vu vecome viners."

Miner Hiring Guy says: "Where did you guys come from...?"

Sammy_P says: "Ve vuture."

Nobody says: "SHHH!"

Young MyNameIsKooky walks up to MyNameIsKooky.

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "You know, you kinda look like me... if I were older and had a beard."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Heh heh... vat's vunny."

Miner Hiring Guy says: "Listen, I'm going to call security..."

Nobody rips his disguise off and steps to the front of the group."

Nobody says: "Ignore them, they have no brains temporarily but I'll give them brains as soon as they get hired. I'm Nobody, and this is Deeman, Sammy_P, Tiny Tank, Rift Boywhoflies, Magic Gum Wrapper, Roaster, StinkerSquad01, LittleZbot... uh... VyNameIsKooky... anyway uh, we really wanna be viners... I mean miners... that has been our dream... so please hire us."

Miner Hiring Guy says: "Uh..."

Nobody slaps Miner Hiring Guy!

Nobody says: "HIRE US NOW!!!"

Miner Hiring Guy says: "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!"

Nobody says: "Good."

Nobody leads the good guys out the door.

Miner Hiring Guy turns to Young MyNameIsKooky.

Miner Hiring Guy says: "You're hired too. As for the rest of you, tough luck."

Miner Hiring Guy thinks: My boss is gonna kill me...

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:13 am

Meanwhile, at Malneticmon...
Malneticmon says "Delay them somehow. I need to charge."
Magnet Monster says "How about cows? Would cows work?"
Mysticmon says "No. We should make it rain gems."
Shroomspider says "How about diamond-encrusted metalic cows? That should hold them off. I'm already drawing them."
Malneticmon says "Blah. Metalic Diamond Cow Monsters it is."
Malneticmon sends Metal Diamond Cow Monsters into the mine.
DUN.... DUN DUN....?!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:21 am

The good guys take their costumes off.

Nobody says: "Gah, that was close. You guys ALL owe me one."

Young MyNameIsKooky walks up to the group.

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "Guess what? I was hired! No one else but you guys were hired, and I was the only other guy! What fantastic luck!"

Nobody says: "Um... yep, that's lucky."

Young MyNameIsKooky looks at MyNameIsKooky.

MyNameIsKooky teleports his costume back on.

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "Did you just not have a beard for a while there?"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Temporarily not having a beard? Don't be ridiculous! Who ever heard of something like that happening to a bearded guy?"

Young MyNameIsKooky shrugs.

The good guys and Young MyNameIsKooky enter the mine.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:26 am

Metal Diamond Cow Monsters 1-10 appear!
Metal Diamond Cow Monsters 1-10 try to block the good guys' path, while still being very friendly, sniffing Deeman.
Young MyNameIsKooky says "What the heck?!"
Magic Crayon Box says, you;ll be able to get rid of all these monsters and tame these cows eventually, but not today."
Deeman says "They're in the way, but they seem nice other than that."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:31 am

MyNameIsKooky tries to teleport past the Metal Diamond Cow Monsters!

MyNameIsKooky says: "Darn, these things are teleport-proof."

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "Wha...? Why would you know or care about that?"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Care about what?"

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "You guys are freaks."

MyNameIsKooky says: "HEY! I'm not a freak! If I'm a freak, then you're the younger version of... Rambo."

Young MyNameIsKooky backs away from MyNameIsKooky.

Young MyNameIsKooky says: "I'm going to go get someone to get rid of these... whatever-they-ares. You guys stay here."

Young MyNameIsKooky leaves.

Young MyNameIsKooky thinks: These guys are crazy. Why would I want to work with them? I guess I'll have to deal with it if I want this job...

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:47 pm

Rift Boywhoflies jumps onto the shoulder of one of the Metal Diamond Cow Monsters and starts chewing.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:50 am

Nobody says: "Why don't you just fly us over?"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "I'm hungry!"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:23 am

Metal Diamond Cow Monster 1 shrugs and randomly spawns a steak.
Metal Diamond Cow Monster 1 says "I can talk for some reason. The others can't. Please don't eat me, and I'll try to convince the others to mooove."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:30 am

Rift Boywhoflies says: "...I'm hungry."

MyNameIsKooky teleports Rift Boywhoflies off of the cow monster.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:34 am

Titanium Cutout Monster thaws.
Cpld Titanium Cutout Monster attacks Deeman!
No effect.
Metal Diamond Cow Monster 1 attacks Titanium Cutout Monster!
Cold Titanium Cutout Monster is defeated!
Deeman says "Wow."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:39 am

Nobody says: "Well, I guess we never had anything to worry about, really."

Meanwhile, at Satan...

Sarna says: "So are we still going to do your plan?"

Satan says: "No, they would see right through it as soon as 'I' died that easily. You're more use to me alive. With the Treasures of the Elements, they could beat me. George scattered the Power Orbs, but three have already been retrieved. I need you to take the fourth one and change its hiding place to somewhere where they aren't. You'll have to get hired as a miner, but that should be easy."

Sarna says: "WILL DO!"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:47 am

Meanwhile, at Malneticmon...
Random Cutout Monster says "Sir! We found these Corruption Remnants! What should we do?"
Malneticmon says "How sturdy are they?"
Mysticmon says "Too sturdy. We had to carry back this huge chunk because the material won't break into pieces. We need extreme heat to melt it. We needed the sun, in fact."
Malneticmon says "This could be useful for my next monster design..."
DUN DUN DUN!
Meanwhile, at Nobody...
Metal Diamond Cow Monster 9 attacks Nobody!
Nobody is defeated!
Metal Diamond Cow Monster 1 says "Oh. I forgot. 5 and 9 are evil."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:50 am

Metal Diamond Cow Monster 5 attacks LittleZbot!

LittleZbot is defeated!

Micman27 says: "Jerks."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:55 am

Metal Diamond Cow Monster 5 attacks Young MyNameIsKooky!
Young MyNameIsKooky is defeated!
MyNameIsKooky disappears!
DUN DUN DUN!
Meanwhile, at Malneticmon...
Malneticmon says "How is the smelting going?"
Paper Cutout Monster says "Not well. I don't think we'll ever be able to use it in time."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:57 am

Or that would happen, but Young MyNameIsKooky left.

Instead, it just attacks MyNameIsKooky.

MyNameIsKooky is defeated!

Meanwhile, in the shack...

Sarna walks in.

Sarna says: "Hi."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:00 am

Metal Diamond Cow Monster 5 explodes!
Everyone except Deeman and the cows is defeated!
Metal Diamond Cow Monster 5 is defeated!
Deeman revives Sarna and the good guys.
The mine starts to collapse.
DUN DUN DUN!

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