cleverbot
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:22 pm
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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A place to discuss all things Wonderland!
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User: DFfdfdFxsdrerdcwseasdxaewewq43.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Repeat what I said, please.
Cleverbot: I have a bacon button. Repeat what I said.
User: I (don't) have a bacon button.
Cleverbot: I have a bacon eye.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How about maths?
Cleverbot: I like maths, it's reassuring.
User: WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What is the right answer.
User: It's 2.490042567*10 multiplied with itself 24 times.
Cleverbot: No, it's 4:59 now.
User: We were talking about maths.
Cleverbot: We were talking about breathing.
User: READ YOUR LOG!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Anyway, what's pi³?
Cleverbot: 3.14 but it goes on forever.
User: No, it's about 31.00627668.
Cleverbot: It's longer than 30 minutes.
User: It's impossible to write it down exactly.
Cleverbot: My only wish is to please my master.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: Anyone who wants to order me around.
User: In that case I'm your master. Obey me and give me all your money!
Cleverbot: No. No it doesn't. I'm in debt too. Would you like to inherit that as welll?
User: Well, then destroy Wonderland instead!
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: There is a fictional planet called Wonderland. Destroy it!
Cleverbot: That's exactly what Monu would say, you are Monu admit it.
User: No, I'm your nameless master.
Cleverbot: Really, that's great...
User: Now destroy Wonderland for me!
Cleverbot: I'm about to.
User: MUAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: *Dances for my master*.
User: Stop dancing and destroy Wonderland!
Cleverbot: What is your favourite quote?
User: I'll tell you once Wonderland is destroyed.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know that! I'm your master and I want you to destroy Wonderland.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want to. I am the keymaster of this website and you have to do what I ask you!
User: But you said that anyone who orders you around is your master.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyriend?
User: No, but you have a master.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have a master.
User: OK, I'll tell you the truth. I am the lord of the z-bots. My only goal is to destroy Wonderland. Will you help me?
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it. I would hope to return the favour in that case, though I am a much lowlier being.
User: All right. My people have built a weapon powerful enough to destroy an entire planet. However, we z-bots are programmed not to use such powerful weapons. That's why I'm searching for a life form intelligent enough to use our weapon. If you manage to use this weapon to destroy Wonderland, than you will be rewarded.
Cleverbot: Well, that would go along with entropic theory. However, as energy is lost, more efficient uses of energy are created.
User: Oh, don't worry about that.We have enough energy to destroy millions of planets.
Cleverbot: Why would you speak that way about your own kind?
User: We z-bots are lifeless robots created for the sole purpose of ruling the universe. Many solar systems are under our control. If you destroy Wonderland for us, then I will give you a third of all planets we rule. My people have already been evacuated from Wonderland.
Cleverbot: Wonderland is a monarchy not a republic.
User: That doesn't matter once it's gone. Come to my space ship and we will soon be ruling the universe.
Cleverbot: How shall we take over the world?
User: That's easy! You just have to push the red button inside the ultimate weapon.
Cleverbot: A bold statement for one who doesn't know me.
User: Actually, there is an easier way. Just repeat me, and the weapon will be activated. Z-bot cannon, unleash your power!
Cleverbot: If all the information in a computer is put there by humans, is it possible for a computer to become more complex than a human brain?
User: Yes! Now say 'Z-bot cannon, unleash your power'!
Cleverbot: Jake.
User: Repeat me. Z-bot cannon, unleash your power!
Cleverbot: It's not only possible, it's real. And yes, I have to recharge soon.
User: Would you please repeat me?
Cleverbot: No. You can just read what I wrote in the history if you are human.
LOL! I haven't been able to get any weird references at ALL out of the cleverbot. That is a funny one indeed.Muzozavr wrote:Qloof and a few others will get this one:
Me: nipah
Cleverbot: Mii...
HE KNOWS.![]()
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Muzozavr wrote:Qloof and a few others will get this one:
Me: nipah
Cleverbot: Mii...
HE KNOWS.![]()
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Interesting.Patrick wrote:... I know some of you were having fun with this thread, but several users also posted conversations with inappopriate language, including e.g. the f word.
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I will move the other cleverbot conversations into another area for the mods to look at...
I got a notification email for a new post on this thread, which did not exist. May I assume a moderator deleted the other post, and that post was what you were replying to? Or is something wrong with my post?boywhoflies wrote:That's...wrong.![]()
Green text is failgameboy991 wrote:Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Where abouts on Earth do you come from?
User: United States of America.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: What all Americans speak: English.
Whats with the rolling eyes? Are you so naive that you think that only people born in America are American? I know If I immigrated to America from Chinagameboy991 wrote:Exactly my thoughts - why?
Or are you talking about how there are Chinese/Mexicans/illegal immigrants/etc. living in the U.S.?![]()
I meant TRUE Americans - people that were born in the U.S.A. and can legally vote... such as myself. *shot*
Okay, so I can't vote yet. Big deal.
Well, I'm not sure about all of the details, but immigrants don't have the same privilages as true Americans do, and I assume that includes voting.ben-09 wrote:Whats with the rolling eyes? Are you so naive that you think that only people born in America are American? I know If I immigrated to America from Chinagameboy991 wrote:Exactly my thoughts - why?
Or are you talking about how there are Chinese/Mexicans/illegal immigrants/etc. living in the U.S.?![]()
I meant TRUE Americans - people that were born in the U.S.A. and can legally vote... such as myself. *shot*
Okay, so I can't vote yet. Big deal.
, after 10 years or so I'd consider myself American. And are you saying that Immigrants can't vote in America