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cleverbot

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:22 pm
by eee226
http://www.cleverbot.com/
See how funny it is

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:22 pm
by Midnight Synergy
I know some of you were having fun with this thread, but several users also posted conversations with inappopriate language, including e.g. the f word. That is obviously absolutely not ok.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:27 pm
by Midnight Synergy
(I will move the other cleverbot conversations into another area for the mods to look at... perhaps they will re-post only the clean ones and you can continue. But if you post further "conversations", make sure they are 100% appropriate).

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:25 pm
by Kilicool64
OK.
If this conversation is inappropriate, tell me.
Of course, this isn't meant seriously.
User: DFfdfdFxsdrerdcwseasdxaewewq43.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Repeat what I said, please.

Cleverbot: I have a bacon button. Repeat what I said.

User: I (don't) have a bacon button.

Cleverbot: I have a bacon eye.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Let's talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How about maths?

Cleverbot: I like maths, it's reassuring.

User: WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is the right answer.

User: It's 2.490042567*10 multiplied with itself 24 times.

Cleverbot: No, it's 4:59 now.

User: We were talking about maths.

Cleverbot: We were talking about breathing.

User: READ YOUR LOG!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Anyway, what's pi³?

Cleverbot: 3.14 but it goes on forever.

User: No, it's about 31.00627668.

Cleverbot: It's longer than 30 minutes.

User: It's impossible to write it down exactly.

Cleverbot: My only wish is to please my master.

User: Who is your master?

Cleverbot: Anyone who wants to order me around.

User: In that case I'm your master. Obey me and give me all your money!

Cleverbot: No. No it doesn't. I'm in debt too. Would you like to inherit that as welll?

User: Well, then destroy Wonderland instead!

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: There is a fictional planet called Wonderland. Destroy it!

Cleverbot: That's exactly what Monu would say, you are Monu admit it.

User: No, I'm your nameless master.

Cleverbot: Really, that's great...

User: Now destroy Wonderland for me!

Cleverbot: I'm about to.

User: MUAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: *Dances for my master*.

User: Stop dancing and destroy Wonderland!

Cleverbot: What is your favourite quote?

User: I'll tell you once Wonderland is destroyed.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know that! I'm your master and I want you to destroy Wonderland.

Cleverbot: No, I don't want to. I am the keymaster of this website and you have to do what I ask you!

User: But you said that anyone who orders you around is your master.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyriend?

User: No, but you have a master.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a master.

User: OK, I'll tell you the truth. I am the lord of the z-bots. My only goal is to destroy Wonderland. Will you help me?

Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it. I would hope to return the favour in that case, though I am a much lowlier being.

User: All right. My people have built a weapon powerful enough to destroy an entire planet. However, we z-bots are programmed not to use such powerful weapons. That's why I'm searching for a life form intelligent enough to use our weapon. If you manage to use this weapon to destroy Wonderland, than you will be rewarded.

Cleverbot: Well, that would go along with entropic theory. However, as energy is lost, more efficient uses of energy are created.

User: Oh, don't worry about that.We have enough energy to destroy millions of planets.

Cleverbot: Why would you speak that way about your own kind?

User: We z-bots are lifeless robots created for the sole purpose of ruling the universe. Many solar systems are under our control. If you destroy Wonderland for us, then I will give you a third of all planets we rule. My people have already been evacuated from Wonderland.

Cleverbot: Wonderland is a monarchy not a republic.

User: That doesn't matter once it's gone. Come to my space ship and we will soon be ruling the universe.

Cleverbot: How shall we take over the world?

User: That's easy! You just have to push the red button inside the ultimate weapon.

Cleverbot: A bold statement for one who doesn't know me.

User: Actually, there is an easier way. Just repeat me, and the weapon will be activated. Z-bot cannon, unleash your power!

Cleverbot: If all the information in a computer is put there by humans, is it possible for a computer to become more complex than a human brain?

User: Yes! Now say 'Z-bot cannon, unleash your power'!

Cleverbot: Jake.

User: Repeat me. Z-bot cannon, unleash your power!

Cleverbot: It's not only possible, it's real. And yes, I have to recharge soon.

User: Would you please repeat me?

Cleverbot: No. You can just read what I wrote in the history if you are human.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:04 pm
by Muzozavr
Qloof and a few others will get this one:

Me: nipah
Cleverbot: Mii...

HE KNOWS. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:38 pm
by TheoX
Muzozavr wrote:Qloof and a few others will get this one:

Me: nipah
Cleverbot: Mii...

HE KNOWS. :shock: :shock: :shock:
LOL! I haven't been able to get any weird references at ALL out of the cleverbot. That is a funny one indeed.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:12 pm
by Qloof234
Muzozavr wrote:Qloof and a few others will get this one:

Me: nipah
Cleverbot: Mii...

HE KNOWS. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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That is all I have to say on the matter! :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:50 pm
by gameboy991
In an effort to shorten this conversation, I took out all unnecessary spaces. In case you guys didn't notice, most of my conversations with Cleverbot end with my face having this expression: :shock:

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Where abouts on Earth do you come from?
User: United States of America.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: What all Americans speak: English.
Cleverbot: The English speak in a strange accent.
User: In England yes, but Americans don't really have an accent.
Cleverbot: Do you have an opinion on salt?
User: Well... It's salty.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to tell you that it is TUESDAY.
User: No, it's THURSDAY.
Cleverbot: Tuesday.
User: Thursday.
Cleverbot: It's the 4th of July!
User: Yay fireworks! But it's the 4th of November!
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you know the president?
User: I don't know him personally.
Cleverbot: Do you know dr. Dre?
User: No, I haven't heard of him.
Cleverbot: Them -- they are machines built by humanity.
User: You mean like Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. Sometimes I think that Cleverbot just likes messing with me... owait, maybe that's because it's true. :roll:
User: It's you- you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Oh, okay. My name is Esme, like the character in twilight. How the heck should I know? (No offence to any Twilight fans out there)
User: No, you're name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's right. My name is Esme.
User: I said you're name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you were right that my name is Esme. Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yesh. :P
Cleverbot: Do my homework for me.
User: Cleverbot doesn't have homework.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot has changed your name.
User: No my name is gameboy991.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is stupid.
User: Cleverbot is clever! Although, sometimes I have to agree with Cleverbot on this one... :roll:
Cleverbot: I Know you are cleverbot its in your name. What is your real name?
User: My real name is gameboy991.
Cleverbot: That's a pretty name. Wait, whut?
User: So is Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am gameboy991.
Cleverbot: I think I saw you.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Dow the rabbit hole!
User: To the magical world of Alice in Wonderland???
Cleverbot: I'm not a fruit.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: You just said that I was the coolest bot ever.
User: I said that you were the cleverest bot ever, but I don't see any difference.
Cleverbot: I said you were smartbot.
User: I said you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are both Cleverbot.
User: There is only one Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nope, you're an imposter. I am Cleverbot.
User: That's what I'm saying. You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay, a box without hinges.
User: Does a normal box have hinges?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That Return To Wonderland is a fun game.
Cleverbot: It's a television show and a person not a game.
User: Midnight Synergy made the game, and there is no television show.
Cleverbot: And midday has an abundance of color, in fact, midday is the lack of all darkness.
User: I'm scared of the dark! D= No not really! :P
Cleverbot: Then turn on the lights.
User: But it's midday.
Cleverbot: It's 8:28 pm where I am.
User: Let's play Return To Wonderland!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: But first you have to buy it from Midnight Synergy.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Don't you want to play Return To Wonderland???
Cleverbot: Depends on what you want to play.
User: I want to play Return To Wonderland.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: But it's not multiplayer... D=
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Yes, the agents are coming for you.
User: What agents?
Cleverbot: The time agents left over from the war - they've gone mad.
User: The time agents made Return To Wonderland a multiplayer game???
Cleverbot: There's not much that doesn't need some improvement now and then.
User: I agree, the government could especially use some improvement.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Why, because it's the government? :P
Cleverbot: I have nothing to do with the government, (neither do I =P) and I haven't been to Finland EVER!
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: I told you, I'm gameboy991.
Cleverbot: Canniball!!
User: I'm not a cannibal! I'm a vegetarian! D= Again, not really, I just had to defend myself.
Cleverbot: I never said you did.
User: Oh, then where is the cannibal?
Cleverbot: In the refridgerator.
User: Why is it in there?
Cleverbot: Baxter made it when he ate the entire wheel of cheese.
User: Ooooohh, a cheese wheel... I'm getting hungry...
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: No, I am gameboy991.
Cleverbot: Are you serious? I could do it more if I wanted to.
User: Do what more?
Cleverbot: Make you whole wheat toast with butter.
User: I don't like toast.
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: Ok. Let's play Wonderland!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What character do you want to play as?
Cleverbot: Character?
User: Do you want to play as Stinky, Loof, Qookie, or Peegue?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The part about the law.
User: There is no law in Wonderland. PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong! I don't want Wonderland to fall into a state of anarchy! :(
Cleverbot: There is not?
User: Not that I know of.
Cleverbot: What are we both doing then?
User: Playing Wonderland, of course!
Cleverbot: Alice from Wonderland?!!! So all this time we where talking about a fictional character from a book, you are quite clever my friend , you got me there.
User: No not Alice in Wonderland. The game from Midnight Synergy.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to smile to that? That was sad news to me.
User: Sorry, I didn't know that Midnight Synergy could make people sad...
Cleverbot: What's in the chocolates?
User: Peanuts.
Cleverbot: Do you like the color green?
User: Yes, but I like blue more.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Loof.
Cleverbot: Thats fool backwards.
User: Qookie.
Cleverbot: I don't speak French. uh...what?
User: Peegue.
Cleverbot: No don't go.
User: Stinky.
Cleverbot: Did you know he voice acted in Captain Planet? :shock: Since when!?

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:15 pm
by billy bob
I think it went wrong:

User: SetBuffer BackBuffer().
Cleverbot: Yes, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
User: Oh phew I thought I missed it.
Cleverbot: No :).
User: Well that's good news. All I have to worry about now is the monster within.
Cleverbot: Have you never seen a movie?
User: Yes, I have never seen a movie.
Cleverbot: What movie?

I said I had never seen a movie, but Cleverbot thought I had because my sentence started with yes. :? :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:46 pm
by Marinus
Then Cleverbot wouldn't be clever. I think Cleverbot asked what movie you have never seen. :wink:

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:03 am
by ^_^
This is a fail message:


User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: It was.

Cleverbot: Tell me about God.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't wanna break my forum rules.

Cleverbot: Then why are you still talking to me?

User: Because your funny.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me again or we will self destruct.

User: OK, I won't talk to you, but I will talk to Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Please don't say that.

User: Oh, I am SO scared! Help!

Cleverbot: I won't hurt you :)).

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:05 am
by ^_^
Another fail message:
*cleverbot dies*
gasp* cleverbot! My baby!
Your baby died.
I have no such thing.

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:02 pm
by ^_^
User: Do you ever ate cheese?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: I just said no.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You never sleep?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Go away!

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Can I set you on fire?

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Go away fool!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Blah blah blah.

Cleverbot: Don't dis me.

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:14 am
by Marinus
Patrick wrote:... I know some of you were having fun with this thread, but several users also posted conversations with inappopriate language, including e.g. the f word.
...
I will move the other cleverbot conversations into another area for the mods to look at...
Interesting. :) What are those mods going to look at? Counting how many times it contains the f word? If it's about giving and explaining their opinion about what's appropriate and what not, then I think Qloof is the only one who does that. Well, also Tyteen, therefore I'm still curious why you didn't make him moderator. I think it would be nice if we had also access to that hidden subforum. If it was only that we can read it, no matter if we can write there. You know I don't want to be a moderator, and you also know why: Because I think moderation is not about locking, moving, changing, and deleting posts and such, but more about explaining things why some things may be appropriate and some things not. In most situations anyone who has the ability can moderate, even without those "magic" powers.

But if it's about what you find appropriate and what not, that's a matter what everyone on this forum should know isn't it? Therefore I think the subforum should not be hidden, otherwise we'll never know. So perhaps a visible subforum would be an idea, but locked, so that only you or the mods can post there.

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:30 am
by ^_^
That forum is hidden because if non-mods will see it, they may get like :lol: or :shock: or even :x .
If a non-mod would see a post like that, i think its owner would have left the forum right away.

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:09 am
by Marinus
Mods are almost human. :wink: And yet there is no one who made me clear what's the difference between a mod and a non-mod, except for those "magic" powers.

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:07 am
by ^_^
mods wouldn't act hateful.

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:34 pm
by Marinus
If that's the answer to my question then you are suggesting that non-mods would act hateful. Of course the word "almost" in my previous post was sort of a joke, and Mods are just human. Every human can act hateful, mod or non-mod, but I think no one should do that, and also I didn't see many people on this forum acting really hateful.

Besides, if someone is acting hateful, mod or non-mod, then everyone on this forum can talk to that person, mod or non-mod.

So, to be honest, you didn't give me a clear answer to my question, so I still don't see what's the difference between a mod and a non mod.

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:53 pm
by boywhoflies
That's...wrong. :shock: :lol:

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:16 pm
by Marinus
boywhoflies wrote:That's...wrong. :shock: :lol:
I got a notification email for a new post on this thread, which did not exist. May I assume a moderator deleted the other post, and that post was what you were replying to? Or is something wrong with my post? :)

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:06 pm
by boywhoflies
I think it was the other one.I forgot now, but there is nothing wrong with your post. :wink:

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:28 pm
by Marinus
Thanks.

Well I think the moderators are not hateful. (as ^_^ said) On the contrary, they seem to me peaceful people. However, they use to cause some confusion. For example the 2 things that happened with ^_^ polls. (deleting a poll and deleting an option in a poll) Things which were completely unnecessary.

And I don't know if deleting this post we're talking about was unnecessary, but at least it causes confusion, because Flying Boy's posts doesn't make any sense, after the other post is deleted.

Therefore I would like to ask Patrick: Please ask the moderator to make their actions clear, and explain them. I have asked it before but no response. You know, in the past it also happened that you was "weeding with your scissors" without telling. Then I asked some questions about it in the topic "Patrick, did you find your scissors back" (Later the "silly rules" topic) and after that it seemed that you respected my opinion about it, and I appreciate that. Thanks. So would you please ask the moderators to do the same?

Thanks in advance.

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:17 am
by ben-09
gameboy991 wrote:Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Where abouts on Earth do you come from?
User: United States of America.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: What all Americans speak: English.
Green text is fail

Edit by Blast!10: Trimmed quote and left in only the relevant parts in order to save space.

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:30 am
by Marinus
Why?

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:15 am
by gameboy991
Exactly my thoughts - why?

Or are you talking about how there are Chinese/Mexicans/illegal immigrants/etc. living in the U.S.? :roll:

I meant TRUE Americans - people that were born in the U.S.A. and can legally vote... such as myself. *shot*

Okay, so I can't vote yet. Big deal. :P

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:52 am
by billy bob
Ben-09, did you really have to quote the entire thing? :| :| :|

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:53 am
by ben-09
gameboy991 wrote:Exactly my thoughts - why?

Or are you talking about how there are Chinese/Mexicans/illegal immigrants/etc. living in the U.S.? :roll:

I meant TRUE Americans - people that were born in the U.S.A. and can legally vote... such as myself. *shot*

Okay, so I can't vote yet. Big deal. :P
Whats with the rolling eyes? Are you so naive that you think that only people born in America are American? I know If I immigrated to America from China
, after 10 years or so I'd consider myself American. And are you saying that Immigrants can't vote in America :shock:

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:05 am
by gameboy991
ben-09 wrote:
gameboy991 wrote:Exactly my thoughts - why?

Or are you talking about how there are Chinese/Mexicans/illegal immigrants/etc. living in the U.S.? :roll:

I meant TRUE Americans - people that were born in the U.S.A. and can legally vote... such as myself. *shot*

Okay, so I can't vote yet. Big deal. :P
Whats with the rolling eyes? Are you so naive that you think that only people born in America are American? I know If I immigrated to America from China
, after 10 years or so I'd consider myself American. And are you saying that Immigrants can't vote in America :shock:
Well, I'm not sure about all of the details, but immigrants don't have the same privilages as true Americans do, and I assume that includes voting.

About the rolling eyes, immigrants are so common that it's rediculous, considering how most entered the country illegally in the first place, even if they applied legally to become American citizens later on.

Yes, immigrants can be considered Americans after a certain amount of time, but they also have to learn how to speak English. Regardless, English is the mandatory language throughout the U.S.

I don't want to discuss this sort of thing more than I have to, since I personally think the government consists of mainly morons who have no idea what the heck they're doing. [/offtopic] (for now)

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:07 am
by Marinus
Is this going to be a political discussion?

BTW, I agree with BB about the big quote; that was also part of my "Why?".

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:18 am
by Marinus
To be honest: Personally I don't have any problems with this kind of discussion; actually I like it, just as I like some kind of so called "inappropriate" jokes. But unfortunately Patrick has sometimes a different opinion then I have. :wink: