NEW DREAM TOPIC (NFG)

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:47 pm

I had a dream where I was killed by a bear.

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:27 am

Last Night , I had a dream where when somebody got mad they'd turn into the operator and almost everybody was turned into one . and also , my family was driving a trashcan

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StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:14 am

I had a dream where I made all the teachers at my school really mad, but for some reason we were all in my elementary school.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:56 am

3 dreams. I'll separate them using four dashes.

I once had a dream where I would post this exact sentence.

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One time I entered the kitchen, and then a frying pan tipped over and spilled a lot of water and nearly flooded my house. For some reason, I can't explain it like how I just said it in real life.

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This is my most realistic dream ever. In fact, it was so realistic, I thought I was awake!

So, it was about 10:00-11:00 PM my time. My dad turned on an old computer he found. While it was turning on, it then did a weird thing. The top and bottom were bordered with dashes with spinning circles above and below them. Then some weird circles appeared around the middle of the screen, each one appearing each second. About 6 or so circles later, the circles turned into a REALLY scary face, which was screaming. Without speakers, the computer made a really loud screaming noise, which actually pushed me, my brother, and my dad backwards and up in the air.

The dream ended with a smooth fade out, and a smooth fade in back to real life. When the fade in ended, I suddenly got up.

TOO REALISTIC D:

boh123321 · Post by **boh123321** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:01 am

Looks like a very scary dream

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:54 am

I feel sorry for you dude

. One time I had a dream that was realistic too ! I got up and ran outside my room (IDK Why) and ran right into the disembodied head of my best friend and I turned around to see somebody like Micheal Jackson scream and duck and I did the same thing and the head kept hitting me and I woke up O_O. BTW Was the scary face the exorcist girls face ? or worse ?

dig 222 · Post by **dig 222** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:35 am

When I was 6 I had a dream where I sailed over the pacific ocean, climbed mountains, survived volcanos and avoiding bandits - So I could rescue Froggy. (Mah stuffed froggy.

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yot yot5 · Post by **yot yot5** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:01 am

WARNING: SCARY DREAM AHEAD!!!!!

Scary dream I had wrote:I always seem to have the worst dreams when I'm sick. A few weeks ago, I caught a cold and had a SERIOUS nightmare.

I dreamed I was watching a film about a group of men mining in a tunnel. It was a very dark tunnel lit by lanterns. Suddenly, a man gasped and fell over, clearly dead. Then, another man fell over dead. Then another. Then another. Soon, everyone except one was dead. A wind started to blow through the tunnel. It got stronger and blew the remaining miner backwards onto the floor. He looked up, saw a sort of withered skeleton monster thing, screamed, and I woke up.

By the end of the dream, I WAS the miner. Not just watching a film.

Disturbing, eh?

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:04 am

I had a dream where there was this creepy circus themed room kind of place with a thing that takes you inside itself into some weird funhouse.

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:29 am

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was in the mansion and static started coming up immediately and I vaguely saw slenderman and I woke up. It only lasted two seconds

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Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:25 am

Were you playing Slender before?

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:37 am

Actually I never got around to actually playing it and it's been at least a month XD.

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:18 pm

I had a dream last night where bombs are going off outside our house and total war broke out. I was scared and asked dad what was going on and he said "Just ignore it" after another while of doing stuff I woke up.

I have a disturbing mind.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:40 pm

Usually I have dreamless sleeps, but for the past few nights I've had surreal but hilarious dreams. I guess all of the work I have to do is finally starting to drive me insane. Anyways, here's a rough transcription of everything I remember...

* * *

I'm sitting at my desk in my Spanish class. Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary; all of the other kids and the teacher are there. But then, the teacher walks up to me and she reaches her hand down my throat. She then begins to retract her hand, and she reveals that she pulled a hammer out of my throat.

* * *

A boy and a girl are standing in front of Microsoft Headquarters for some reason, eating a giant crescent role that's 4 feet in diameter. The boy exclaims, "It was nice of Mr. Smithy to give us this!" I wonder who Mr. Smithy is before I realize the acronym for Mr. Smithy is MS, which also stands for Microsoft. Clever brain.

A large dump truck drives up the road and stops beside the boy and girl. It dumps out four more giant crescent roles in front of them. "YAY! THANK YOU, MR. SMITHY!" The boy cheers.

(The scary thing is, the day before I had this dream sequence, I had crescent roles for breakfast.)

* * *

I'm hosting a bizarre online 3D game that I made that vaguely resembles Marble Blast. Boywhoflies and llarson are online in the game. Meanwhile, Sammy_P is spamming me via Steam.

Somehow, I keep accidentally shutting down Server every 30 seconds. Boywhoflies and llarson eventually get so annoyed that they come to my house and attempt an assassination.

* * *

I'm playing TF2 in Spectator Mode, watching Robin Walker (the creator of TF2) do some insane rocket jumps as Soldier. He was playing on an odd map, which seemed to resemble a gym locker room.

Apparently the other people on the server had discovered how to deform their character models (I don't even know if that's possible). A deformed Spy uncloaks in front of Robin, who blasts the Spy with his rocket launcher. However, the Spy survives via Dead Ringer. Since my brain was stupid and amplified the scariness a hundredfold, I was practically screaming at my screen that the Spy was still alive.

Mr. Walker turns a corner to see an Engineer which is three times taller than normal and has arms that look like they come from those crazy Source Film Maker videos. Robin blasts the Engie twice and kills him.

Robin progresses forward to find a large sink. It's full of some odd yellow fleshy goo. Apparently, according to one of the other Spectators, the goo is "highly parasitic." The goo begins spreading. Robin turns the sink on in an attempt to wash the goo down the drain, but it doesn't work too well. The goo keeps spreading across the sink basin until Robin finally gives up and begins blasting away at it with his rocket launcher.

* * *

I'm standing in a parking lot in the morning when I turn around to see a 7-year-old boy pointing a gun at me. "Wagh! One of the many feared Gun Kids!" I exclaim as I dive behind a car to avoid the ensuing gunfire. I use the car as cover as I run down a hill and get as far away as I can.

The next thing I know, it's night and I'm hiding in an odd building with other people with my grade. The building vaguely resembles an ancient roman amphitheatre, except the entire circumference (minus the entrances) is surrounded by towering walls. We're all hiding from the fabled Gun Kids.

A short silhouette appears in front of one of the entrances. Dramatic music that sounds like it's from The Terminator actually begins playing. A Gun Kid has found us?! The silhouette walks forward, which is revealed to be...

One of the really short kids from my grade. Figures. The dramatic music stops.

* * *

"Get back here!" a policeman shouts as he chases a random guy around a building in circles.

Something odd seems to be going on with this chase. Whenever the guy slows down, so does the policeman.

"Why do you always run at the same speed as I do?" the guy asks.

"You know, it's a lot harder to run when you're not wearing pants," the policeman points out.

"Well, put some on, then!" barks the guy.

The policeman leaves the scene and returns a few seconds later, wearing pants which were supposedly missing. The chase continues.

Now that the policeman has no reason to slow down, the guy gets caught.

Meanwhile, a creature vaguely resembling Squidward is sitting in a bubble bath. A painting of the guy is above the bathtub. The painting version of guy begins screaming. The squid creature reaches up, grabs the guy out of the painting, and sets him on the bathroom floor.

"You... you saved me," panted the guy. The squid creature cries tears of joy.

* * *

IF ONLY I WAS THIS CREATIVE WHEN I WAS CONSCIOUS!!!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:08 pm

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:33 pm

I've been having weird dreams that give me a very strange feeling when I think of them, and they've been strewn throughout my whole life. Normally, I don't even remember dreams, but these have been persistent ever since I've had them. I somehow feel they all take place in the same universe.

In one of these, I was looking for my missing sister in some strange house with the shutters closed and clothes strewn about everywhere, I found her in the basement, sitting on a lone couch. The basement was a deep shade of indigo from darkness, and weird gossamer cobweb-fluff things were floating everywhere. I sat to join her on the couch, and suddenly we were both overcome with fear as something jumped out from the shadows. That dream ended there.

In another dream, I was in some sort of super-mall-camp-fair thing where I was running around that was in some neighborhood I feel is related to that previous dream. I went around looking at everyone's little presentation things, when suddenly, the complex was overcome with darkness. Suddenly, everyone was gathered in a cavern lit by luminous crystals somewhere under the complex. Everyone seemed worried and confused, when suddenly, a giant mechanical scorpion robot thing crashed through and stole something, and then started shooting at the crowd. Feeling the need to take care of it, I hopped onto some lightcycle-esque thing and went after it in a very actiony chase. We emerged at the surface in what appeared to be a park with trees and a sports track nearby, and I shot a rocket at the scorpion and it was destroyed.

In a third dream, I was in some strange topical-ish place and I was with my dad and sister. We were driving along a road with palm trees. Then we stopped at a weird looking gas station where a robot attendant gave us fruit punch, and then continued on the road, seeing more futuristic robots and lots of vibrant colors of orange, cyan, and pink. We suddenly came across another huge complex with huge glass windows, and inside appeared to be a huge amusement park. We all eagerly ran in, and didn't care how few people there seemed to be for such an amazing place. It was styled like an average neighborhood with streets running through as a grid, but instead of building and things on the blocks there were rides and concession stands, and karts went along the roads escorting people around the huge facility. We spent a week or two riding all the rides and trying everything there was to try. At nighttime, huge neon lights would turn on. We had tried every single ride except one, but as soon as we finished riding it, we couldn't seem to leave at all. We tried and tried to go out the door, but our legs didn't want us to. We then sat down in fear as the sun set, and this night, the facility didn't turn the lights on.

In yet another dream, I was traversing a ridge over a big town in a valley. The landscape here was strange and geometrical, almost similar to Minecraft. To the right was the cliff, and to the left was a line of trees, another, higher, ridge, and then what appeared to be a flat top of the apparent plateau I was walking along. It was a nice summer day, a small breeze was blowing and the grass was lush. I sat down on the edge of the ridge and admired the beauty of overlooking the town below and how nice that day was.

Another dream involved me trying to find or track something, and I was navigating through some sort of non-euclidean bluffs that had me going in circles despite the fact I kept going straight, and taking forks in the path. No matter what, I kept coming back to the same sign that instructed the fork in the road. Frustrated, I threw a rock down the hill, and I saw it roll by me again and again.

In another dream, I was in some sort of dutch-styled town with a big big lake. I bought some food from a store, then went boating on the lake. After that, I explored the land, and came across another lake that was eerie in the fact that no one was there. I boated on it, too, and on the opposite shore which you couldn't walk to, found an old schoolhouse in perfect condition in the nearby forest. It was all set up to be taught in, but no one was inside. I returned to the first shore, and looked to the bluffs nearby, to find a sudden alien ship was sprawled out on it with strange pods on each little bluff thing. I was horrified and felt it needed to DIE!!! I found a weird suit that reminded me of TRON, and some sort of laser gun thing. At night, I charged into a pod, and ran through the tunnels of the facility. I kept seeing something in the corner of my eye. I saw a horrifying alien and shot wildly before passing out. When I came to, I was still at the lake, and it was still night. Above me, the ship was hovering in air, before flying away.

In my most recent dream which was just a few days ago, I, along with a party of random people from my grade, teachers included, and some family were in some sort of archaeological expedition exploring a strange temple carved into the inner side of a incredibly tall and steep valley, and it linked to two random hoodoos that formed a triangle with the valley. A stone platform was in the middle, and stone bridges linked out to the hoodoos that had strange caves that seemed to spiral down the pillars of stone, and to the main temple. It was kind of shaped like ┴. We investigated the right hoodoo, but couldn't open the door which required some sort of key. I went back up to look for it, when I saw another kid from my grade shouting at a strange cloaked man, then running away into the main temple place with the man in pursuit. I could slightly see into the temple, there were columns inside and it was bright somehow. I wanted to go after them, but the bridge leading to that temple was small, and I was scared of plummeting down the huge drop to the ground below us. The dream ended there with me in cognitive dissonance.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:45 am

I once had a dream in which I was wearing a shark costume so people would leave me alone. (I have several dream selves that each are different. The one in this is paranoid that if anyone sees him, it will lead him to be eaten by the Utlio, which is basically a giant Albert Einstein with red eyes). However, a real shark that was somehow walking beside me decided to kidnap me. I freaked out and flew away by sprouting magic toaster ovens that act like wings. Sadly, I bumped into a killer set of headphones that grabbed me by the ears and brought me to Dr. Wily. I thought he would bring me to Utlio, but instead he declared me stinky and started eating French Fries. I tried to sneak away but was caught by Mega Man and brought back. For some reason, they were teaming up to take over the neighboring planet, Ku. I broke the ropes using my awesomeness and killed Dr. Wily and Mega Man with a death glare. then I was attacked by every Mega Man fan in the world, including me, and died.

Yeah.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:58 pm

Last night I had three dreams, all of which had to do with Dinosaurs.

My first dream actually took place inside of Wefight. Nobody discovered that there was a secret sixth power orb and so we all went to this giant Dinosaur and Ogre/Cyclops hybrid filled island. Like in the actually Wefight, many odd yet interesting and sometimes funny things happened. For instance, at one part, a Dinosaur ate the Power Orb and Sammy_P was running around chopping every dinosaur in half attempting to find it, Rift BoyWhoFlies was running away from Sammy_P because he was wearing a dinosaur costume (because of something that happened earlier which I forgot), I (LittleZbot) was chewing rocks to see if they would give me magic powers because they were magical rocks, and MyNameIsKooky and Nobody were trying to open the mouth of a whale so they could get the Magic Doorknob, which the whale ate.

In the second dream, there was this big mansion-type house with hundreds of slaves and millions of vases. Eventually there was a flood, and for some reason that meant everyone had to go down the fire escape which somehow led to the basement. The main character in my dream jumped out of a window about three feet above the fire escape stairs but somehow landed on an edge that wasn't there before and her legs broke themselves, which somehow meant that she could no longer fall. Eventually everyone died except somehow the slaves and a random guy that lived there (even though the house was untouched). The random guy announced that he would go find the dinosaurs that caused this flood (because everyone knows dinosaurs make floods) and kill them, and all the slaves cheered.

In my third dream, me and my sister were on the porch, and some guy came up to ask if we wanted our piano fixed. I said no, but he fixed it anyway. On his way out he kidnapped us. While we were in his car, he realized that it might not be nice to kidnap, so he called our parents to make sure it was okay. They said yes, because our neighbor never liked me anyway. At that point we were driving on the highway and somehow it turned to night. He then got out of the car, which then drove itself, and started walking ahead of the car at eighty miles an hour. He eventually got pulled over for speeding, but the policeman was so awed by his dancing that he let him off with a warning. About two hours later I commented that it was dangerous to leave a car moving without a driver, so he got back in. A while later he found a pet store and traded us for a golden hamster that he named Hamster (creative, huh?). Then we were sold to a circus and used as live bait for the dinosaur program. My dream didn't exactly end well...

boh123321 · Post by **boh123321** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:48 pm

A few months ago I had a nightmare where shadow stinkers were everywhere and no one could see them but me. I slowly descended into madness until I finally turned into shadow stinker and lived a demented life in the void for eternity. It was very scary

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:16 am

Huh. You have shadow stinker dreams too? I do, but they're usually too boring to post.

boh123321 · Post by **boh123321** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:40 am

LittleZbot wrote:Huh. You have shadow stinker dreams too? I do, but they're usually too boring to post.

Not dreamss

It was just that once.

I do get wonderland dreams occasionally, though.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:12 pm

I've had plenty of shdaow stinker dreams, but not many wonderland dreams. When I do, they kinda get too complex to explain. They usually have something to do with how Wonderland is so like the real world that they're coming together.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:01 pm

More MNIK dreams! Take cover!

* * *

I'm in a room with a RED engineer (from TF2). "Deploy a sentry here," I demand.

Something briefly appears in the room and disappears for about half a second. It's a humanoid. "That's... not a sentry," I say.

The humanoid thing keeps teleporting around the room. I then realize: IT'S SLENDERMAN! At first I'm scared, but then I get an idea. I grab Slenderman before he can teleport again, and Slenderman starts flailing his arms in a panic. With an evil grin, I walk towards the engineer in an attempt to get him smacked by Slender Man.

* * *

I'm standing on a stage in front of an auditorium. The lights on the stage are somewhat dim, but the lights over the chairs are bright. There's about ten people in the audience, and the chairs are facing away from the stage. Figures.

To my right I see a woman standing on-stage typing something into a calculator. She is speaking in Japanese, sounding frustrated. She must not be able to read the calculator's buttons, I think. The woman, who I suppose is the hostess of this show thing, turns to me. She has a pleading look on her face.

Deciding to help out, I take the calculator from her. The calculator is a TI-83 Plus: the exact same kind of calculator I use for school. Someone from the audience yells, "Enter the secret code! D3FG2!"

So, using the Alpha button and stuff, I begin to enter the "code" into the calculator. Since the stage is so dim, I have trouble seeing the buttons, but I manage. Once the full code is on the screen, I press enter. A bunch of pixelly explosion animations start appearing on the calculator's screen. Everyone cheers.

I give the calculator back to the Japanese woman. Suddenly, in perfect English, she points to a girl in the audience and says "WHO WILL BE HER BOYFRIEND?" The girl the hostess pointed to is really ugly. I jump off the stage and run out of the doors as fast as possible. I find myself standing outside of the theater building in a parking lot next to a busy road.

It is at this point I somehow realize I'm in California with no money, and that I'm going to have one hell of a time getting back to the East coast.

* * *

In this dream, I'm reading Divergent book three (which isn't even out yet).

Tris and Tobias are standing in front of a large river. The river is originating from a mountain that has a wide stream of water pouring down it from seemingly nowhere.

"How do we get across?" Tris asks.

"I have no idea," Tobias responds. "I hate precipitation."

* * *

I'm in a gymnasium-looking place, standing in front of a ball pit with about twenty other people. I've come to this place with SS01 in order to show him Rebuild of Evangelion. I never actually end up seeing SS01 in this dream, but I know he's nearby.

Some guy in a fancy suit clambers through the ball pit and stops in front of the crowd which stands in front of said ball pit. The fancy suit guy then starts talking about Evangelion and praising it and stuff. It pissed me off because the fancy guy ended up spoiling the actual ending of Evangelion 2.0 in his random praise speech. Poor Evangelion newcomers! When the suit guy was done gushing, he clambered out of the ball pit and walked away.

A colored projector image appears on the wall behind the ball pit. Evangelion 1.0 begins playing.

However, the Rebuild of Evangelion movies are completely different in this dream. The only thing they seem to have in common with the ACTUAL Evangelion movies are a few characters.

I don't remember a whole lot of either movie from this dream, but I'll describe what I remember. I remember that I actually ended up really enjoying my dream version of the movies (which were actually pretty long even though I remember almost nothing about them), and now I sort of wish they were real. Yeah, I can't believe it either.

Anyways, Evangelion 1.0 featured Shinji and Asuka living in some house in a normal neighborhood. Instead of fighting eldritch abominations by piloting giant robots, they were actually living normal lives. Wow, I never knew this franchise could be put into such a normal context! I mean, it's not like my dreams are very normal either, but still.

Around halfway into the movie, Shinji comes into the house carrying a stool. Asuka is sitting in front of a TV next to her bed.

"Here's your stool, Kate," Shinji says, setting the stool down behind Asuka. I'm pretty sure Kate and Asuka are two completely different names, but surprisingly, Asuka says nothing about it. If this was the official franchise, she would have grabbed Shinji by the ear.

"Thanks," Asuka says.

I vaguely remember another scene where Shinji and Asuka were standing in a meadow talking about something. I can't remember what they were talking about though.

At the end of the movie, a bearded man shows up in the neighborhood. I think he had a name, but I can't remember it. He looks like the bearded guy with the white shirt from Marble Hornets whose name is Bruce (in fanon), so I guess I'll just call this bearded guy Bruce.

Anyways, Bruce has an evil plan to defeat Shinji and Asuka for some reason. Dreamgelion 1.0 ends on this cliffhanger.

The projector image turns off for a brief moment, then turns back on to reveal Evangelion 2.0 starting to play (or, for a convenient name to refer to it with, Dreamgelion 2.0 because dreams dreams dreams). I'm still surprised that this dream was so seamless and well put together. Good work, brain!

Dreamgelion 2.0 opens with Bruce entering Shinji and Asuka's yard. Shinji and Asuka come outside and stand on the front lawn a few meters in front of Bruce.

Before Shinji or Asuka can speak to their visitor, Bruce flashes an evil grin. "COME, MINIONS!" Bruce yells. "LET US DANCE!"

A bunch of middle-aged men wearing glasses and white lab aprons dart out from behind random houses in the neighborhood and stand behind Bruce in the yard. The minions look like stereotypical nerds. They especially remind me of my 9th grade Honors Physics teacher.

Bruce and his minions then begin singing some musical number while dancing around in Shinji's yard. As with many musical numbers, there's supplemental instruments playing in the background to make a full tune. I hate musical numbers, though. Gwuh.

The singing goes on for about 5 minutes before Shinji finally gets fed up. "GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN!" He screams. Shinji has a spine? Since when? Asuka, who's looking fierce, cracks her knuckles and advances towards Bruce, with Shinji following close behind.

I love my dreams.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:25 pm

The best (or is it the funniest) dream I've ever had: I 'wake up' one day in 'my real life,' everything seems to be like normal, but I can only say one word when talking: NOOOOOOOOO!!! I go along my day annoying everyone and they don't realize it's not a joke. It starts turning ugly when my parents take me to the hospital and the doctors say, "Your son has Yessssssophobia." I look at them. They have troll faces. I say "NOOO, O-O-O-OO-OO...OO-OOO," which means 'No, for real, guys, uh, doc.' Wearing normal faces, they say, "You are a pessimist." I start screaming and wake up for real screaming.

The moral: Pessimism sucks!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:32 pm

But pessimism is my way of life!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:56 am

MyNameIsKooky wrote:But pessimism is my way of life!

Emerald wrote: FALSE.

Nobody wrote: TRULY FALSE.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:10 am

I wrote:TRUE

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:51 am

YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:54 am

I wrote:TRUE

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:56 am