Random RPG Plot thingy I came up with yesterday

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:48 am

An evil guy named Eshor uses a special gun to turn everyone in Julie's town into chocolate bars. However, he runs out of ammo and Julie ends up as the only one left as he takes lots of money and leaves. Julie is then angry and decides to go on a quest to get revenge on Eshor. Julie then goes on the quest, leveling up, fighting monsters, and blahblah until she finds Eshor, who has reloaded his gun. After defeating Eshor, Julie shoots him with his own gun and takes all his money.

Meanwhile, in an evil lab below Julie's Hometown, an evil guy named Joe has developed a device that brings chocolate bars to life. He plans to use it to create minions, but naturally he ends up bringing the townsfolk back to life instead. Eventually, however, he manages to create actual minions. Back at Julie, the already existing monsters are joined by evil chocolate bars. Fighting her way to her old town, she discovers that all her friends are alive and learns about Joe from them.

Julie then goes on a new quest to defeat Joe. Along the way, she stops at a town and meets a 72-year-old guy named Shoragon who decides to join her. Later, Julie finds out from Shoragon about five powerful artifacts in a doomy tower and goes there to find that Joe and four of his minions have already entered it. After getting through the tower, Julie and Shoragon find the four minions trying to use artifacts, and each eating one instead. Joe takes an artifact and leaves while the four minions, powered up by the artifacts, fight Julie and Shoragon. However, they get bored halfway through the battle and decide to turn against Joe and join Julie. b

Julie finds a large city on her journey, filled with rich people. However, a chocolate bar is said to be attacking people and stealing their money. Julie eventually confronts Chocolate Eshor, brought to life by Joe, and for some reason more powerful than Normal Eshor.

Later, Julie enters a random temple and sees Joe trying to use the artifact to "wake up Ralph". However, nothing happens and he gets really annoyed, throwing the artifact into a deep pit. Julie descends into the pit to retrieve it, hindered by more monsters and stuff. Just as Julie is about to pick up the artifact, a hideous monster jumps out of the darkness and reveals itself to be Ralph, taking the artifact.

The four ex-minions suddenly remember that Joe's lab was under Julie's town, and they go back again to enter it. They get through the dangerous laboratory and prepare to fight Joe, only for the four minions to change sides again and fight Julie, this time not quitting. Afterwards, Julie destroys the lab to find that Joe had escaped.

Julie then finds a small house near the temple with a sign in front that says "Joe's Fortress". Inside the house is a kitchen, a living room, and a basement, each with a few chocolate bars, monsters, and human minions inside. However, the bathroom door is locked. Hidden in the basement Julie finds a random weapon which for some reason is the only weapon that can break down the bathroom door. Inside the bathroom is a nameless character who gets angry about a random woman and some old guy knocking down the door while he's in the bathroom, and fights them because he's angry. Just after the character is defeated, Joe walks in and is even harder to fight.

As Julie is leaving the house, the world is enveloped in darkness and the most evil monsters yet appear everywhere. Eventually, Julie finds Ralph, who summons the four minions, Joe, and Chocolate Eshor. One of the minions gets hungry and eats Chocolate Eshor, becoming even stronger. Julie fights the minions, but once the strongest minion is defeated the other three join Julie again out of fear. Joe gets annoyed at the minions for constantly switching sides and fights them alone without letting Julie and Shoragon join the fight. After Joe is defeated there's an epic battle against Ralph, and finally, Ralph is defeated and the artifact is used to restore Julies friends to their human forms. Shoragon recites an ancient poem about Ralph waking up every ten Thursdays.

I was bored.

LexieTheFox · Post by **LexieTheFox** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:06 am

*Claps*
You're the king of random Nobody.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:23 pm

Nobody, you have some major skill.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:08 am

I LOVE YOUR BRAIN.