The New Fake Conversations, Real Quotes Topic.

[LittleZbot]

In this New version of the old topic, well, it works the same. You get a bunch of real quotes from different parts of the Forum(s).

Here is my favorite:

DEEMAN and Nobody's epic adventure through the Ice Troll Fort while being stalked by Sammy_P with some random guidance from random users!

ENTER THE ICE TROLL FORT.

OK.

BUT IM IN ARKANSAS.

WAHAHAHAARK!!!

I WILL HUNT YOU TWO DOWN.

OK.

*huge sigh*

ENTER THE ICE TROLL FORT.

1 minute later...

don't pick up the star key

Yeah

OK.

1 minute later...

bad ending

UGH.

Bother.

What now?

you get eaten up by chompers.

NOOO!!!

I'm outta here!

1 minute later...

I'm in Kansas

Meanwhile...

chompers

*facepalm*

I'm bored.

wonderland is doomed

2 days later...

Two days and counting.

Kansas

the upcoming WA:PotZ can't come out, ever.

DUN DUN DUN

I'm bored.

YOU'RE ALIVE

Bother.

I'll make one sometime.

So, unleash your creativity and hidden humor and whip a few of these up.

[Technos72]

Ah I see how this works. I should try this sometime

[LittleZbot]

DEEP FRIED ICE CREAM?
Is that possible?
The answer is: Yes!

ME WANT.

That is absolute nonsense!

Not anymore.

wut

1. Get a model and texture and put them in the main directory
2. Make a level.
3. Compile.
4. Open, Then close player.
5. change !Sign and CUNPC to the names you gave the model and texture
6. Save.
7. MAKE BACKUPS OF THE MODEL AND KEEP THEM OUT OF THE MAIN DIRECTORY.
8. Play the level with the model.
9. A debug file will appear saying the encrypted name of the model
10. Put a backup in the main directory and name it the encrypted name (DO NOT CHANGE IT IN THE .WLV, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU WILL HAVE TO REPEAT STEPS 9. AND 10.!!!)
ALL done!

That is absolute nonsense!

ORLY?

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

NYO

YESH!

I've always wondered if you perhaps have a multiple personality disorder.

"I am.."

*making sure nobody is looking*

Sammy_P just stands there getting hit by white snowballs and looking confused.

But what are they???

If you feel like it, you can enter your name and zip or postal code and we'll be able to see where y'all are from.

- Canada
- Greenland
- Iceland
- United Kingdom
- France
- Switzerland
- Germany
- Czech Republic
- Poland
- Ukraine
- Hungary
- Romania
- Bulgaria
- Turkey
- Syria
- Iraq
- Jordan
- Israel
- Egypt
- Libya

OK.

How is it? Good?

[LittleZbot]

Note: When I said "But what are they?!!!" in one of the quotes, it was referring to Sammy_Bro and Pawelec(The ones who said "I am.." *making sure Nobody is looking*(and that did not mean to answer Sammy_Bro's thing. It was that he was about to reveal a secret that he wanted to make sure no-one knew))

[Technos72]

Finished my first one

"Damn lava. It's like an overheated sauna in here... bet it's even worse in the lava itself. I'll stay away."

I think I'll replace the lava with spikes

" HAAAXXX!!!"

MyNameIsKooky loses 100 HP!

ANTI IN-POWER SPELL

MyNameIsKooky is defeated!

Yay!Thanks!

A pink apple appears!

alright!

"Bother."

[LittleZbot]

Erm... Interesting.

Sometime between now and never I'll make another.*line stolen from Nobody*

[tyteen4a03]

This is mine. Taken from WonderQuotes using the Random 10 features.

Darx: Kyuu what do you use to compress?

Dlcs18 says: REALLY CHEAP POPCORN

Qtheman is willing to bet that the most frequent message on here is lol, shortly followed by quote'd *Shot*

Dlcs18 says: it's a stupid typo that is too stupid to quote

<@Qtheman3456> wait how are we almost at 500 quotes
<@Qtheman3456> we still have like, 49 to go
<@Qtheman3456> nowait
<@Qtheman3456> 42
<@Qtheman3456> THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
<@Qtheman3456> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand no one seems to be here so I'll quote that myself

[Nobody]

The setting for this conversation is a Mario Kart topic.

In this topic we can discuss the mario kart games, share time trial times, give out tips, tell how to unlock stuff, and more.

I've never heard of it. Sounds nasty though.

Someone probably hacked to get infinite blue shells as well as a blue shell targetting hack.

I think of my car like it's allmost a person. Everytime it reaches a new thousand on the milage (meassured in kilometres, of course) I tell it "congratulations" and pat it on the dashboard.

If those plumbers with the red and green hats would stop crashing into me all the time then I wouldn't have to put their dead bodies in a trash can.

OMG!!! You did?!?!

noes

Did you know that Pacman goes berserk at level 256?

PACMAN IN MARIOKART WII?!?!?!?!

Pacman turns into Milk and you have to get away from the Evil Cookies.

Is that better?

THAT is a great idea! Maybe Lemonade and cookies and cake and some of my star wars stuff...

I remember trying to understand what the heck wefight is back then and I'm just as confused now as I was back then.

I wanna join the fun D:

OK.

Meh. I used to be much better at these.

[boywhoflies]

It's still funny though.

[Nobody]

I don't know what to say about this.

IT'S TIME FOR CASINO LAND!

I thought you had to be 21 to play in a casino.

So how old are you.

a few million years

YOU'RE SO OLD YOU'RE DEAD!

"He's not dying. He's sleeping! I hit him with a sleep dart!"

lolwut

I believe he is referring to "Trolololol", an internet meme.

That's completely unrelated

his machine gun shot sleep darts,

sub machine gun 1?

ummm, idk.

tell us

IDK

a sniper rifle.

IDK

a harpoon gun.

IDK

an M-16 Rifle!

IDK

a water gun

IDK

LIES LIES

a DIE gun!

sure

awesome.

*grabs gun*

"THIEF!"

*runs*

[MyNameIsKooky]

That one was the best yet!

[LittleZbot]

I loved how much that involved me in the jokes.

[LittleZbot]

Hey guys, I was making a "blink" tutorial and compiled it but when I play it, a stupid MAV appear, I try again and a MAV appears again, I have only glovecharge (Purple) and a bit of water and walls, what you guys do helping my MAV problem? Please?

DANG MAV! I AM GONNA MAV THAT MAV!

You are such a genius

Case in point. *runs*

Should those lines be funny?

You are such a genius

But of course. :3

DIE

I was going to but I was scared.
Of the monsters.
D:

where

Keyboard Class - EVERYONE IS A TESTER

Even I can't get past the part of the Conveyor Dance with the spiked ceiling.

Portal is an awesome game

But of course. :3

You are such a genius

no

ORLY?

This letter contains some tough news. It's not pleasant to hear, but it's very important, and it's part of telling the truth. It is worth noting at the outset that if anything will free us from the shackles of DEEMAN223344's pernicious, benighted tracts, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that I know some putrid, baleful fribbles who actually believe that might makes right. Incredible? Those same people have told me that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that he wants nothing less than to turn propagandists loose against us good citizens. His surrogates then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done with self-serving vagrants who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that DEEMAN223344's hatchet jobs are becoming increasingly tyrannical. They have already begun to undermine the individualistic underpinnings of traditional jurisprudence. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled DEEMAN223344 to rot out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values. If you don't want such a time to come then help me denounce those who claim that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that DEEMAN223344 should be even slightly inconvenienced. Help me lead the way to the future, not to the past.

Do you, like DEEMAN223344, think that DEEMAN223344's blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur? If you do, you're very raucous. The fact is that I, for one, have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see DEEMAN223344 displacing meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion. Purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of his wayward machinations. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how DEEMAN223344 says that the purpose of life is self-gratification. I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools.

DEEMAN223344's formula for obstructionism is more rash than ever. It is unclear whether this is because DEEMAN223344 throws a temper tantrum every time I suggest that the only thing protecting the people of this world from his Pecksniffian agendas is our love of freedom and concern for justice, because there will be public outrage if he tries to violate values so important to our sense of community, or a combination of the two. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for the worst sorts of oleaginous, harebrained crackpots there are to interfere with my efforts to ring the bells of truth. But now I know that his fans allege that women are spare parts in the social repertoire—mere optional extras. This is precisely the non-equation that DEEMAN223344 is trying to patch together. What he's missing, as usual, is that if he is going to defy the rules of logic, then he should at least have the self-respect to remind himself of a few things: First, an axiom among his spinmeisters is that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. And second, his epigrams are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us by the end of the decade.

In a recent essay, DEEMAN223344 stated that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by extirpating the very things that I cherish. All he's increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego. Let me close by reminding you that solipsism is the last refuge of the vengeful.

My head hurts.

But of course. :3

*faints*

[/quote]

[boywhoflies]

Lol!

[MyNameIsKooky]

You reused quotes too much.

[LittleZbot]

But of course. :3

*shot*

[LittleZbot]

ALMOST A YEAR LATER

Nobody, LittleZbot, and some other guys discuss an idea for a game which somehow leads to everyone finding out that Sammy_Bro is evil.

If there were a game based around TheoX's musics...

I just got an awesome idea for a Game Series(possibly a Story Series too).

COOL

First, of course, we need an intro.

That's kinda important.

EVERYONE HERE IS A ROBOT NOW, AND WE TOOK OVER THE WORLD.

Good idea!

OK, first, I'd like to introduce you to the stars of the Series:

A wee stinker with purple fur.

Nobody!

And what's Nobody's last name?

Grae Hillel Moshe Liron Katzinalenbogen-Newstrem.

TEH BOSS OF BREAD IS

THROW ALL YOUR EVIL NIGHTMARES AT ME, I WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

Him.

sorry i can't be on again for a few days and im in a hurry so bye

BYE

Hi again, guys! What important stuff have I missed while I was gone?

Wait, you aren't

LittleZbot

So?

die

now Sammy_Bro is evil?

I KNEW IT.

I'm back after, like, seven or eight months.

Welcome back!

Well, at least nothing bad happened to you! Wew.

we're on unlimited bullets!

Uh oh.

Now, just go faster and SMASH this glass!

DUCK.

*explosion*

Hello?

Hi.

You still exist? Awesome.

you too

YAY

me too

Aw, darn.

huh

you're evil

no

YESH

Maybe you ARE evil.

I'm not.

lol conflict

look

*universe explodes*

What happened

most of Saturn just turned red

I see.

THE END.

[Technos72]

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

Let's try another one. Most of them are from Epigam:

CISPA IS BACK WITH A VENGENCE

Everyone wants that, don't they?!

Hush, this article is long and may get more informative.

NO ONE CARES

I LIED APPARENTLY

today is CISPA Blackout Day

EW!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I"LL FLOOD YOUR HOUSE WITH MONSTER DRINK.

Happy Earth Day as well

YAY!

REALLY COOL!

I LOVE THIS TOO

[dig 222]

Disaster strikes in wonderland...

I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT

Yeah me too.

OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

this is the beginning of the end of Pcpuzzle

No, you're wrong. You clearly haven't learned about the Law of Detachment.

I was joking, of course.