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The New Fake Conversations, Real Quotes Topic.

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:51 pm
by LittleZbot
In this New version of the old topic, well, it works the same. You get a bunch of real quotes from different parts of the Forum(s).

Here is my favorite:
MyNameIsKooky wrote:DEEMAN and Nobody's epic adventure through the Ice Troll Fort while being stalked by Sammy_P with some random guidance from random users! :D
DEEMAN223344 wrote: ENTER THE ICE TROLL FORT.
Nobody wrote: OK.
Sammy_P wrote: BUT IM IN ARKANSAS.
DEEMAN223344 wrote: WAHAHAHAARK!!!
Sammy_P wrote: I WILL HUNT YOU TWO DOWN.
Nobody wrote: OK.
DEEMAN223344 wrote: *huge sigh*
DEEMAN223344 wrote: ENTER THE ICE TROLL FORT.
MyNameIsKooky wrote: 1 minute later...
Kilicool64 wrote: don't pick up the star key
sewel5 wrote: Yeah
Nobody wrote: OK.
MyNameIsKooky wrote: 1 minute later...
Blink wrote: bad ending
DEEMAN223344 wrote: UGH.
Nobody wrote: Bother.
Sammy_P wrote: What now?
stinky2 wrote: you get eaten up by chompers.
MyNameIsKooky wrote: NOOO!!!
Nobody wrote: I'm outta here!
MyNameIsKooky wrote: 1 minute later...
Nobody wrote: I'm in Kansas
MyNameIsKooky wrote: Meanwhile...
stinky2 wrote: chompers
DEEMAN223344 wrote: *facepalm*
Sammy_P wrote: I'm bored.
sewel5 wrote: wonderland is doomed
MyNameIsKooky wrote: 2 days later...
Emerald141 wrote: Two days and counting. :(

Nobody wrote: Kansas
Emerald141 wrote: the upcoming WA:PotZ can't come out, ever. :sad:
DEEMAN223344 wrote: DUN DUN DUN
Sammy_P wrote: I'm bored.
MyNameIsKooky wrote: YOU'RE ALIVE
Nobody wrote: Bother.
I'll make one sometime. :P

So, unleash your creativity and hidden humor and whip a few of these up. :D

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:56 pm
by Technos72
Ah I see how this works. I should try this sometime :wink:

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:12 am
by LittleZbot
jozsefkoma wrote:DEEP FRIED ICE CREAM?
Is that possible?
The answer is: Yes!
Emerald141 wrote:ME WANT.
Kilicool64 wrote: That is absolute nonsense!
Qloof234 wrote: Not anymore. :P :wink:
Nobody wrote:wut
DEEMAN223344 wrote:
INSTRUSCTIONS wrote: 1. Get a model and texture and put them in the main directory
2. Make a level.
3. Compile.
4. Open, Then close player.
5. change !Sign and CUNPC to the names you gave the model and texture
6. Save.
7. MAKE BACKUPS OF THE MODEL AND KEEP THEM OUT OF THE MAIN DIRECTORY.
8. Play the level with the model.
9. A debug file will appear saying the encrypted name of the model
10. Put a backup in the main directory and name it the encrypted name (DO NOT CHANGE IT IN THE .WLV, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU WILL HAVE TO REPEAT STEPS 9. AND 10.!!!)
ALL done!
Kilicool64 wrote: That is absolute nonsense!
MyNamIsKooky wrote:ORLY?
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
LittleZbot wrote:NYO
LittleZbot wrote:YESH!
Marinus wrote:I've always wondered if you perhaps have a multiple personality disorder. :lol:
Sammy_Bro wrote:"I am.."
Pawelec wrote: *making sure nobody is looking*
Nobody wrote:Sammy_P just stands there getting hit by white snowballs and looking confused.
MyNameIsKooky wrote: But what are they???
DiscGolfer wrote:If you feel like it, you can enter your name and zip or postal code and we'll be able to see where y'all are from.
Technos72 wrote:- Canada
- Greenland
- Iceland
- United Kingdom
- France
- Switzerland
- Germany
- Czech Republic
- Poland
- Ukraine
- Hungary
- Romania
- Bulgaria
- Turkey
- Syria
- Iraq
- Jordan
- Israel
- Egypt
- Libya
Muzozavr wrote: :shock:
Nobody wrote:OK.
How is it? Good?

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:22 am
by LittleZbot
Note: When I said "But what are they?!!!" in one of the quotes, it was referring to Sammy_Bro and Pawelec(The ones who said "I am.." *making sure Nobody is looking*(and that did not mean to answer Sammy_Bro's thing. It was that he was about to reveal a secret that he wanted to make sure no-one knew))

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:47 am
by Technos72
Finished my first one
~xpr'd~ wrote:"Damn lava. It's like an overheated sauna in here... bet it's even worse in the lava itself. I'll stay away."
MyNameIsKooky wrote:I think I'll replace the lava with spikes
tailsthefox wrote:" HAAAXXX!!!"
MyNameIsKooky wrote:MyNameIsKooky loses 100 HP!
Technos72 wrote:ANTI IN-POWER SPELL
MyNameIsKooky wrote:MyNameIsKooky is defeated!
boywhoflies wrote:Yay!Thanks!
StinkerSquad01 wrote:A pink apple appears!
Technos72 wrote:alright!
Sammy_Bro wrote:"Bother."

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:38 am
by LittleZbot
Erm... Interesting.

Sometime between now and never I'll make another.*line stolen from Nobody*

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:09 am
by tyteen4a03
This is mine. Taken from WonderQuotes using the Random 10 features.
#725 wrote:Darx: Kyuu what do you use to compress?
#235 wrote:Dlcs18 says: REALLY CHEAP POPCORN
#176 wrote:Qtheman is willing to bet that the most frequent message on here is lol, shortly followed by quote'd *Shot*
#189 wrote:Dlcs18 says: it's a stupid typo that is too stupid to quote
#459 wrote:<@Qtheman3456> wait how are we almost at 500 quotes
<@Qtheman3456> we still have like, 49 to go
<@Qtheman3456> nowait
<@Qtheman3456> 42
<@Qtheman3456> THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
<@Qtheman3456> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand no one seems to be here so I'll quote that myself

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:28 am
by Nobody
The setting for this conversation is a Mario Kart topic.
Technos72 wrote:In this topic we can discuss the mario kart games, share time trial times, give out tips, tell how to unlock stuff, and more.
billy bob wrote:I've never heard of it. Sounds nasty though.
MyNameIsKooky wrote:Someone probably hacked to get infinite blue shells as well as a blue shell targetting hack.
mette wrote:I think of my car like it's allmost a person. Everytime it reaches a new thousand on the milage (meassured in kilometres, of course) I tell it "congratulations" and pat it on the dashboard.
dlcs18 wrote:If those plumbers with the red and green hats would stop crashing into me all the time then I wouldn't have to put their dead bodies in a trash can.
jdl wrote:OMG!!! You did?!?!
dlcs18 wrote:noes
Sammy_Bro wrote:Did you know that Pacman goes berserk at level 256?
^_^ wrote:PACMAN IN MARIOKART WII?!?!?!?!
Sammy_Bro wrote:Pacman turns into Milk and you have to get away from the Evil Cookies.

Is that better?
LittleZbot wrote:THAT is a great idea! Maybe Lemonade and cookies and cake and some of my star wars stuff...
Muzozavr wrote:I remember trying to understand what the heck wefight is back then and I'm just as confused now as I was back then.
~xpr'd~ wrote:I wanna join the fun D:
Nobody wrote:OK.
Meh. I used to be much better at these.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:51 pm
by boywhoflies
It's still funny though. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:08 pm
by Nobody
I don't know what to say about this.
LittleZbot wrote:IT'S TIME FOR CASINO LAND!
Emerald141 wrote:I thought you had to be 21 to play in a casino.
LittleZbot wrote:So how old are you.
MyNameIsKooky wrote:a few million years
LittleZbot wrote:YOU'RE SO OLD YOU'RE DEAD!
MyNameIsKooky wrote:"He's not dying. He's sleeping! I hit him with a sleep dart!"
Emerald141 wrote:lolwut
tyteen4a03 wrote:I believe he is referring to "Trolololol", an internet meme.
MyNameIsKooky wrote:That's completely unrelated
Nobody wrote:his machine gun shot sleep darts,
Technos27 wrote:sub machine gun 1?
MyNameIsKooky wrote:ummm, idk.
boywhoflies wrote:tell us
MyNameIsKooky wrote:IDK
Sammy_P wrote:a sniper rifle.
MyNameIsKooky wrote:IDK
Sammy_P wrote:a harpoon gun.
MyNameIsKooky wrote:IDK
Qloof234 wrote:an M-16 Rifle!
MyNameIsKooky wrote:IDK
Technos27 wrote:a water gun
MyNameIsKooky wrote:IDK
eee226 wrote:LIES LIES
StinkerSquad01 wrote:a DIE gun!
MyNameIsKooky wrote:sure
boywhoflies wrote:awesome.
LittleZbot wrote:*grabs gun*
MyNameIsKooky wrote:"THIEF!"
LittleZbot wrote:*runs*

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:32 pm
by MyNameIsKooky
That one was the best yet! :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:40 pm
by LittleZbot
I loved how much that involved me in the jokes. :P :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:24 pm
by LittleZbot
Serlan wrote:Hey guys, I was making a "blink" tutorial and compiled it but when I play it, a stupid MAV appear, I try again and a MAV appears again, I have only glovecharge (Purple) and a bit of water and walls, what you guys do helping my MAV problem? Please?
^_^ wrote:DANG MAV! I AM GONNA MAV THAT MAV!
LittleZbot wrote:You are such a genius :P
Emerald141 wrote:Case in point. *runs*
boywhoflies wrote:Should those lines be funny?
LittleZbot wrote:You are such a genius :P
~xpr'd~ wrote:But of course. :3
DEEMAN11223344 wrote:DIE
~xpr'd~ wrote:I was going to but I was scared.
Of the monsters.
D:
Nobody wrote:where
Sammy_Bro wrote:Keyboard Class - EVERYONE IS A TESTER
Nobody wrote:Even I can't get past the part of the Conveyor Dance with the spiked ceiling.
Emerald141 wrote:Portal is an awesome game
~xpr'd~ wrote:But of course. :3
LittleZbot wrote:You are such a genius :P
~xpr'd~ wrote:no
Nobody wrote:ORLY?

This letter contains some tough news. It's not pleasant to hear, but it's very important, and it's part of telling the truth. It is worth noting at the outset that if anything will free us from the shackles of DEEMAN223344's pernicious, benighted tracts, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that I know some putrid, baleful fribbles who actually believe that might makes right. Incredible? Those same people have told me that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that he wants nothing less than to turn propagandists loose against us good citizens. His surrogates then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done with self-serving vagrants who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that DEEMAN223344's hatchet jobs are becoming increasingly tyrannical. They have already begun to undermine the individualistic underpinnings of traditional jurisprudence. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled DEEMAN223344 to rot out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values. If you don't want such a time to come then help me denounce those who claim that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that DEEMAN223344 should be even slightly inconvenienced. Help me lead the way to the future, not to the past.

Do you, like DEEMAN223344, think that DEEMAN223344's blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur? If you do, you're very raucous. The fact is that I, for one, have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see DEEMAN223344 displacing meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion. Purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of his wayward machinations. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how DEEMAN223344 says that the purpose of life is self-gratification. I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools.

DEEMAN223344's formula for obstructionism is more rash than ever. It is unclear whether this is because DEEMAN223344 throws a temper tantrum every time I suggest that the only thing protecting the people of this world from his Pecksniffian agendas is our love of freedom and concern for justice, because there will be public outrage if he tries to violate values so important to our sense of community, or a combination of the two. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for the worst sorts of oleaginous, harebrained crackpots there are to interfere with my efforts to ring the bells of truth. But now I know that his fans allege that women are spare parts in the social repertoire—mere optional extras. This is precisely the non-equation that DEEMAN223344 is trying to patch together. What he's missing, as usual, is that if he is going to defy the rules of logic, then he should at least have the self-respect to remind himself of a few things: First, an axiom among his spinmeisters is that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. And second, his epigrams are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us by the end of the decade.

In a recent essay, DEEMAN223344 stated that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by extirpating the very things that I cherish. All he's increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego. Let me close by reminding you that solipsism is the last refuge of the vengeful.
Emerald141 wrote:My head hurts.
~xpr'd~ wrote:But of course. :3
LittleZbot wrote:*faints*
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:27 am
by boywhoflies
Lol! :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:36 am
by MyNameIsKooky
You reused quotes too much.

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:12 am
by LittleZbot
~xpr'd~ wrote:But of course. :3
Nobody wrote:*shot*

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:06 pm
by LittleZbot
ALMOST A YEAR LATER

Nobody, LittleZbot, and some other guys discuss an idea for a game which somehow leads to everyone finding out that Sammy_Bro is evil.
Nobody wrote:If there were a game based around TheoX's musics...
LittleZbot wrote:I just got an awesome idea for a Game Series(possibly a Story Series too).
Nobody wrote:COOL
LittleZbot wrote:First, of course, we need an intro.
boywhoflies wrote:That's kinda important.
Nobody wrote:EVERYONE HERE IS A ROBOT NOW, AND WE TOOK OVER THE WORLD.
LittleZbot wrote:Good idea!
LittleZbot wrote:OK, first, I'd like to introduce you to the stars of the Series:
jozsefkoma wrote:A wee stinker with purple fur.
LittleZbot wrote:Nobody!
Marinus wrote:And what's Nobody's last name?
~xpr'd~ wrote:Grae Hillel Moshe Liron Katzinalenbogen-Newstrem.
LittleZbot wrote: TEH BOSS OF BREAD IS
dig 222 wrote:THROW ALL YOUR EVIL NIGHTMARES AT ME, I WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!
LittleZbot wrote:Him.
LittleZbot wrote:sorry i can't be on again for a few days and im in a hurry so bye
Nobody wrote:BYE
Qloof234 wrote:Hi again, guys! What important stuff have I missed while I was gone? :D
Nobody wrote:Wait, you aren't
Sammy_P wrote:LittleZbot
Qloof234 wrote:So?
Sammy_Bro wrote:die
Sammy_Bro wrote:now Sammy_Bro is evil?
Nobody wrote:I KNEW IT.
LittleZbot wrote:I'm back after, like, seven or eight months.
Emerald141 wrote:Welcome back! :D
boywhoflies wrote:Well, at least nothing bad happened to you! Wew. :D
Sammy_Bro wrote:we're on unlimited bullets!
Sammy_P wrote:Uh oh.
Nobody wrote:Now, just go faster and SMASH this glass!
LittleZbot wrote:DUCK.
Nobody wrote:*explosion*
Emerald141 wrote:Hello?
Emerald141 wrote::|
LittleZbot wrote:Hi.
Nobody wrote:You still exist? Awesome.
LittleZbot wrote:you too
Nobody wrote:YAY
Sammy_Bro wrote:me too
Nobody wrote:Aw, darn. :(
Sammy_Bro wrote:huh
LittleZbot wrote:you're evil
Sammy_Bro wrote:no
LittleZbot wrote:YESH
Technos72 wrote:Maybe you ARE evil.
Sammy_Bro wrote:I'm not.
Blink wrote:lol conflict
LittleZbot wrote:look
Sammy_P wrote:*universe explodes*
MyNameIsKooky wrote:What happened
LittleZbot wrote:most of Saturn just turned red
MyNameIsKooky wrote:I see.
LittleZbot wrote:THE END.

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:31 pm
by Technos72
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

Let's try another one. Most of them are from Epigam:
Micman wrote:CISPA IS BACK WITH A VENGENCE
MNIK wrote:Everyone wants that, don't they?!
nobody wrote:Hush, this article is long and may get more informative.
MNIK wrote:NO ONE CARES
nobody wrote:I LIED APPARENTLY
Sammy_P wrote:today is CISPA Blackout Day
Master Wonder Mage wrote:EW!
MNIK wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Technos wrote:I"LL FLOOD YOUR HOUSE WITH MONSTER DRINK.
Sammy_P wrote:Happy Earth Day as well
Nobody wrote:YAY!
Micman wrote:REALLY COOL!
Deeman wrote:I LOVE THIS TOO

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:22 pm
by dig 222
Disaster strikes in wonderland...
eee226 wrote:I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT
LittleZbot wrote:Yeah me too.
DEEMAN223344 wrote:OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
eee226 wrote:this is the beginning of the end of Pcpuzzle :cry:
MyNameIsKooky wrote:No, you're wrong. You clearly haven't learned about the Law of Detachment.
Emerald141 wrote: :|
MyNameIsKooky wrote:I was joking, of course.
Emerald141 wrote: :|