A random story-The Pac-Man destroyers
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 3:00 am
So, um, here's the first chapter I just remembered:
Chapter 1: The Evil Monster
19-Something
George was exploring a cave that day... when it attacked. It was round, yellow, and it had a terrible mouth. It started eating everything, causing massive property damage to the houses inside the cave. It's name was Pac-Man. George knew he couldn't stop it, so he summoned four ghosts--The Ghost of Chistmas Past, the Gost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and some other ghost. However, they all turned against him because he hadn't donated enough money to charity. And so, Pac-Man continued on the path of destruction.
The Day Before Present Day
The ravenous beast had continued to destroy cities for many years. The entire planet was in ruins. Then, George's ancestor Nick heard of four new ghosts who were planning to destroy Pac-Man... and immediately donated millions of dollars to the first charity he found. Unfortunately, it was a fake charity and he wasted all his money.
Present Day
Nick opened the door upon Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. "Hello!" said Blinky. "My name is Blinky. I am the leader of these ghosts, here to save you from Pac-Man. That is, if we can have ten bucks for transportation."
"I'm sorry," said Nick, "I have no money. I donated all my millions of dollars to charity when I heard about you and now I'm broke."
"What did you do that for?" asked Inky. "You weird person."
"Maybe he REALLY wanted to help people," Pinky argued. "There's nothing wrong with REALLY wanting to help people."
"Although now we need to stay here until you raise $10 somehow," said Blinky.
And so, Pac-man's defeat was delayed considerably.
Chapter 1: The Evil Monster
19-Something
George was exploring a cave that day... when it attacked. It was round, yellow, and it had a terrible mouth. It started eating everything, causing massive property damage to the houses inside the cave. It's name was Pac-Man. George knew he couldn't stop it, so he summoned four ghosts--The Ghost of Chistmas Past, the Gost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and some other ghost. However, they all turned against him because he hadn't donated enough money to charity. And so, Pac-Man continued on the path of destruction.
The Day Before Present Day
The ravenous beast had continued to destroy cities for many years. The entire planet was in ruins. Then, George's ancestor Nick heard of four new ghosts who were planning to destroy Pac-Man... and immediately donated millions of dollars to the first charity he found. Unfortunately, it was a fake charity and he wasted all his money.
Present Day
Nick opened the door upon Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. "Hello!" said Blinky. "My name is Blinky. I am the leader of these ghosts, here to save you from Pac-Man. That is, if we can have ten bucks for transportation."
"I'm sorry," said Nick, "I have no money. I donated all my millions of dollars to charity when I heard about you and now I'm broke."
"What did you do that for?" asked Inky. "You weird person."
"Maybe he REALLY wanted to help people," Pinky argued. "There's nothing wrong with REALLY wanting to help people."
"Although now we need to stay here until you raise $10 somehow," said Blinky.
And so, Pac-man's defeat was delayed considerably.