THIS IS NOT PLAGIARISM

[Nobody]

"THIS IS NOT PLAIGIARISM," read the sticky note on the refrigerator. A piece of toast blinked. What's that supposed to mean? He thought before deciding to pick up the sticky note and eat it. Hmm. It was quite bitter. Could have used a little salt.

The piece of toast was preparing to leave the kitchen when Peegue walked into the room carrying a stick of butter. "Butter," he stated bluntly.

The piece of toast was confused for a moment before he realized what was going on. He took one step back, then another. "Peegue...," he warned.

"Butter," Peegue repeated, giving the toast a reassuring smile as the toast backed up against the wall.

The butter brushed up against the piece of toast's face, causing him to slowly morph into Qookie. It was quite a horrifying sight.

Once the piece of toast was just Qookie with a hat, Peegue took the two items, sat down at the table, and prepared to eat them.

x-x-x-x-x

"NO!" Mr. Zurkon snarled. "MR. ZURKON NO HELP TINY BABY MAN!"

"B-but," Loof stuttered, a pout marring his usually cheerful face. He was about to retort when he noticed something outside. "Look, Mr. Zurkon!" He exclaimed, pointing at the window. "IT'S A HERBIVORE!"

"WHAT?" Mr. Zurkon walked up to the window and looked out of it. There was a UFO floating nearby. "TINY BABY MAN, THAT'S A FRISBEE!" A fireball shattered the window and made contact with the back wall of the living room, causing Mr. Zurkon's house to catch fire.

The two stinkers scrambled outside and Mr. Zurkon smiled as he watched his beloved home burn to ashes. Loof cried, having never received what he wanted.

Peegue walked up behind Mr. Zurkon and Loof. "Qookie?" He offered. Mr. Zurkon turned around and saw Peegue holding a piece of toast with a familiar-looking hat.

Mr. Zurkon continued to smile. "YOU TURNED A PIECE OF TOAST... INTO QOOKIE?" Peegue nodded. Mr. Zurkon smiled. "MR. ZURKON IS HAPPY! LET'S EAT!"

x-x-x-x-x

"I don't know, Merchant Guy," said Stinky, who was observing several FireFlowers guarding some random floating spinning ducks. "Maybe you could distract them by jumping on top of the hill and dancing or something."

"That would be embarrassing," Mrerchant Guy rejected his suggestion, "I have a better idea." He then proceeded to pick up a coin from the nearby pond and chucked it at one of the FireFlowers. The coin simply bounced off harmlessly. The FireFlower observed the intruder for a moment before going back to watching the ducks.

Stinky blinked. Something clicked in Merchant Guy's brain.

"I know!" He said. "We can scam people and get more coins!"

x-x-x-x-x

Peegue began attacking Qookie with a knife, with the toast's hat laying off to the side.

"Bye," Loof said as he randomly began to fade.

Once Loof was gone, Mr. Zurkon scratched his head. "MR. ZURKON WONDERS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT."

Peegue shrugged as the piece of toast's hat began to float up behind him. Mr. Zurkon smiled with horror. Just what was going on here?! The toast's hat fell onto the floor where Peegue was.

Peegue was gone.

Mr. Zurkon picked up the hat. Nothing there. The hat itself disappeared. Mr. Zurkon recoiled. The piece of toast must be getting his revenge!

Mr. Zurkon bounded up hills and over slopes as fast as he could. By the time he stopped, he was breathless. A random stinker stepped out from behind a large rock.

"So," Merchant Guy said, putting on his most salesman-ish tone, "Could an honorable citizen like yourself pay 1,000 gold coins for this key?"

x-x-x-x-x

Meanwhile, at Greedeemart, Stinky approached Greedee.

"Do you happen to sell any coins?" Stinky pondered.

Greedee blinked. "Coins? You want me to sell coins? Is that a new business?"

"Well..."

"Alright! I'll get coins! Barrels full of them!"

"How much will they cost?"

"Seventy coins per barrel."

Stinky blinked. There were a lot of shiny, tempting ducks near those FireFlowers, but this wouldn't be profitable. "No thanks," he said.

Greedee frowned as Stinky turned and walked away. "Alright." He still planned to get tons of coins, considering at least one stinker seemed to take interest in the universal currency.

x-x-x-x-x

Stinky and Merchant Guy met up again.

"The plan failed," Merchant Guy lamented. "An honorable citizen smacked me across the face when I seeked coins.."

"Purchasing coins from the market is so expensive!" Stinky exclaimed. "I don't see a way to get so many coins. We should just give up on your silly plan, Merchant Guy."

"Wait!" Merchant Guy said. "I have another idea!"

x-x-x-x-x

"Welcome to PLANET OF WDTW$%@#$TSDG!" Loof welcomed Peegue.

Peegue blinked and observed his surroundings. He was in a void of blackness. "This doesn't look like a planet to me."

"Well, it is."

"How do you know?"

"I just do."

"Oh. I see."

The black void collapsed in on itself, crushing both Peegue and Loof to gruesome pulps. A sinister laugh that sounded suspiciously like toast could be heard.

x-x-x-x-x

Mr. Zurkon was getting paranoid. Soon the toast's wrath would come for him, too. If he was turned into Qookie, he would want to wreak havoc across Wonderland himself.

Suddenly, coins. Thousands of them. They poured out of caves and rolled over hills. Mr. Zurkon smiled as he was helplessly pulled along in the seas of yellow. Jingling flooded his ears.

Is this the end of Wonderland?

x-x-x-x-x

"THIS ISN'T VERY PRACTICAL AT ALL!" Stinky blurted out as he and Merchant Guy surfed across the ocean of coins on a dead tree.

"The Z-Bots offered their help," Merchant Guy explained, "So they teleported coins here from Africa."

Greedee floated by, holding several barrels of ducks. "THE DEMAND IS LOW AND THE SUPPLY IS HIGH!" Greedee cheered. "BUY A FULL BARREL OF COINS AT GREEDEEMART TODAY FOR JUST ONE COIN! A BARGAIN!" Stinky just sighed.

Mr. Zurkon floated by in the sea of coins a moment later, having some sort of panic attack.

"I'm surrounded by idiots," Stinky muttered under his breath.

x-x-x-x-x

Meanwhile, the Z-Bots had intentionally teleported a giant wrecking ball into the space above Wonderland, threatening to crush it. The wrecking ball hurtled towards the planet and smashed through it, causing several pieces of shattered planet to fly out into the cosmos.

Thus, everyone in Wonderland died.

The end.

[LittleZbot]

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[MyNameIsKooky]

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