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"THIS IS NOT CONFUSING," said the Mr. Zurkon on the wall. Mr. Zurkon blinked. What's that supposed to mean? He thought before deciding to pick up the Mr. Zurkon and eat it. Hmm. It was quite bitter. Could have used a little Mr. Zurkon.

Mr. Zurkon was preparing to leave the Mr. Zurkon when Mr. Zurkon walked into the room carrying a stick of Mr. Zurkon. "Mr. Zurkon," he stated bluntly.

Mr. Zurkon was confused for a moment before he realized what was going on. He took one step back, then another. "Mr. Zurkon...," he warned.

"Mr. Zurkon," Mr. Zurkon repeated, giving Mr. Zurkon a reassuring smile as Mr. Zurkon backed up against the wall.

The Mr. Zurkon brushed up against Mr. Zurkon's face, causing him to slowly morph into Mr. Zurkon. It was quite a horrifying sight.

Once Mr. Zurkon was just Mr. Zurkon with a hat, Mr. Zurkon took the two items, sat down at the table, and prepared to eat them.

x-x-x-x-x

"No, Mr. Zurkon!" Mr. Zukon snarled. "There will be no coitus!"

"B-but," Mr. Zurkon stuttered, a smile marring his usually cheerful face. He was about to retort when he noticed something outside. "Look, Mr. Zurkon!" He exclaimed, pointing at the window. "IT'S A MR. ZURKON!"

"What?" Mr. Zurkon walked up to the window and looked out of it. There was a Mr. Zurkon floating nearby. "Mr. Zurkon, that's a-AHHHHHHH!" A Mr. Zurkon shattered the window and made contact with the back wall of the Mr. Zurkon, causing Mr. Zurkon's Mr. Zurkon to catch Mr. Zurkon.

The two Mr. Zurkons scrambled outside and Mr. Zurkon gaped as she watched her beloved Mr. Zurkon burn to Mr. Zurkon. Mr. Zurkon cried, having never received what he wanted.

Mr. Zurkon walked up behind Mr. Zurkon and Mr. Zurkon. "Mr. Zurkon?" He offered. Mr. Zurkon turned around and saw Mr. Zurkon holding a Mr. Zurkon with a familiar-looking hat.

Mr. Zurkon's jaw dropped. "You turned Mr. Zurkon... into Mr. Zurkon?!" Mr. Zurkon nodded. Mr. Zurkon smiled. "Well, great! Let's eat!"

x-x-x-x-x

"I don't know, Mr. Zurkon," said Mr. Zurkon, who was observing several Mr. Zurkons guarding some random floating spinning Mr. Zurkons. "Maybe you could distract them by jumping on top of the hill and dancing or something."

"NO," Mr. Zurkon rejected his suggestion, "MR. ZURKON WILL DO THIS HIS WAY." He then proceeded to pick up a Mr. Zurkon from the nearby pond and chucked it at one of the Mr. Zurkons. The Mr. Zurkon simply bounced off harmlessly. The Mr. Zurkon observed the Mr. Zurkon for a moment before going back to watching the Mr. Zurkons.

Mr. Zurkon blinked. Something clicked in Mr. Zurkon's brain.

"ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?" He said. "WE NEED MORE DUCKS."

x-x-x-x-x

Mr. Zurkon began cutting the Mr. Zurkon with Mr. Zurkon's hat laying off to the side.

"Bye," Mr. Zurkon said as he randomly began to fade.

Once Mr. Zurkon was gone, Mr. Zurkon scratched her head. "What?"

Mr. Zurkon shrugged as Mr. Zurkon's hat began to float up behind him. Mr. Zurkon blinked with horror. Just what was going on here?! Mr. Zurkon's hat fell onto the floor where Mr. Zurkon was.

Mr. Zurkon was gone.

Mr. Zurkon picked up the hat. Nothing there. The hat itself disappeared. Mr. Zurkon recoiled. Mr. Zurkon must be getting his revenge!

Mr. Zurkon bounded up hills and over slopes as fast as she could. By the time she stopped, she was breathless. A random Mr. Zurkon stepped out from behind a large Mr. Zurkon.

"SO," Mr. Zurkon said, putting on his most authoritative tone, "COULD AN HONORABLE MR. ZURKON LIKE YOURSELF SPARE ANY DUCKS FOR MR. ZURKON?"

x-x-x-x-x

Meanwhile, at Zurkonmart, Mr. Zurkon approached Mr. Zurkon.

"Do you happen to sell any Mr. Zurkons?" Mr. Zurkon pondered.

Mr. Zurkon blinked. "Mr. Zurkons? You want me to sell Mr. Zurkons? Is that a new business?"

"Well..."

"Alright! I'll get Mr. Zurkons! Mr. Zurkons full of them!"

"How much will they cost?"

"Seventy coins per Mr. Zurkon."

Mr. Zurkon blinked. There were a lot of shiny, tempting Mr. Zurkons near those Mr. Zurkons, but this wouldn't be profitable. "No thanks," he said.

Mr. Zurkon frowned as Mr. Zurkon turned and walked away. "Alright." He still planned to get tons of Mr. Zurkons, considering at least one Mr. Zurkon seemed to take interest in the water Mr. Zurkon.

x-x-x-x-x

Mr. Zurkon and Mr. Zurkon met up again.

"NO SUCCESS," Mr. Zurkon lamented. "AN HONORABLE MR. ZURKON SMACKED MR. ZURKON ACROSS THE MR. ZURKON WHEN HE SEEKED MR. ZURKONS."

"Purchasing Mr. Zurkons from the Mr. Zurkon is so expensive!" Mr. Zurkon exclaimed. "I don't see a way to get so many Mr. Zurkons. We should just give up on your silly Mr. Zurkon, Mr. Zurkon."

"WAIT," Mr. Zurkon said. "MR. ZURKON HAS MR. ZURKON."

x-x-x-x-x

"Welcome to MR. ZURKON!" Mr. Zurkon welcomed Mr. Zurkon.

Mr. Zurkon blinked and observed his surroundings. He was in a Mr. Zurkon of blackness. "This doesn't look like Mr. Zurkon to me."

"Well, it is Mr. Zurkon."

"How do you know?"

"I just do."

"Oh. I see."

The black Mr. Zurkon collapsed in on itself, crushing both Mr. Zurkon and Mr. Zurkon to gruesome pulps. A sinister Mr. Zurkon that sounded suspiciously like Mr. Zurkon could be heard.

x-x-x-x-x

Mr. Zurkon was getting paranoid. Soon Mr. Zurkon's wrath would come for him, too. If she was turned into a Mr. Zurkon, she would want to wreak havoc across Mr. Zurkon himself.

Suddenly, Mr. Zurkons. Thousands of them. They poured out of Mr. Zurkons and rolled over hills. Mr. Zurkon screamed as she was helplessly pulled along in the Mr. Zurkons of yellow. Mr. Zurkons flooded her ears.

Is this the end of Mr. Zurkon?

x-x-x-x-x

"THIS ISN'T VERY PRACTICAL AT ALL!" Mr. Zurkon blurted out as he and Mr. Zurkon surfed across the ocean of Mr. Zurkons on a dead Mr. Zurkon.

"THE MR. ZURKONS OFFERED THEIR HELP," Mr. Zurkon explained, "SO THEY TELEPORTED MR. ZURKONS HERE FROM THE PLANET OF MR. ZURKON."

Mr. Zurkon floated by, holding several barrels of ducks. "THE DEMAND IS LOW AND THE SUPPLY IS HIGH!" Mr. Zurkon cheered. "BUY A FULL MR. ZURKON OF MR. ZURKONS AT ZURKONMART TODAY FOR JUST ONE MR. ZURKON! A BARGAIN!" Mr. Zurkon just sighed.

Mr. Zurkon floated by in the sea of Mr. Zurkons a moment later, having some sort of Mr. Zurkon attack.

"I'm surrounded by Mr. Zurkons," Mr. Zurkon muttered under his breath.

x-x-x-x-x

Meanwhile, the Mr. Zurkons had accidentally teleported a giant Mr. Zurkon into the space above Mr. Zurkon, threatening to crush him. The Mr. Zurkon hurtled towards the Mr. Zurkon and smashed through him, causing several pieces of shattered Mr. Zurkon to fly out into the cosmos.

Thus, everyzurkon in Mr. Zurkon died.

The end.

is my fanfiction a fad now

NO! IT IS NOT A FANFICTION BLARGHWARGWARG!!!

is my non-fanfiction a fad now*

"IS MY NON-FANFICTION A FAD NOW?" said the sticky note on the fridge. Master Wonder Mage blinked. What's that supposed to mean? He thought before deciding to pick up the sticky note and eat it. Hmm. It was quite bland. Could have used a little habanero sauce.

I was surprised when you said "ducks" rather than "Mr. Zurkons".

Yeah, I missed a few spots.

Oh well. it's still funny. XD

-=-THIS IS NOT CONFUSING EITHER-=-

Mr. Zurkon sighed. Once again, he had to restart Mr. Zurkon due to a freak Mr. Zurkon-related accident. He had to resort to using his godly Mr. Zurkon powers that he had been secretly hoarding from all across Mr. Zurkon. Perhaps any dangerous incidents caused by Mr. Zurkons (and maybe Mr. Zurkons) could be avoided this time around. We'll see.

Since the universe was restarted, Mr. Zurkon and Mr. Zurkon were on their first quest to collect all of the rainbow Mr. Zurkons; they had not yet met Mr. Zurkon and Mr. Zurkon and wouldn't meet them until they go on their quest to save the Wee Mr. Zurkons.

Mr. Zurkon promised himself to watch Mr. Zurkon and Mr. Zurkon through his famous magic crystal Mr. Zurkon. He could rewind time a little bit just in case either of the two Mr. Zurkons did anything ridiculously stupid that would danger the entirety of Mr. Zurkon. Nothing stupid would happen, would it?

x-x-x-x-x

Mr. Zurkon set one foot in front of the other. Baby steps. First Steps. This is Wonderland's first level ever. He got to the Mr. Zurkon with ease and read the Mr. Zurkon.

"I have to get inside that thing?" Mr. Zurkon asked in disbelief, eying the rainbow Mr. Zurkon. "HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FIT IN THERE?!" He tapped his foot for a moment, not expecting any answers. "Well then, I'm not going inside of this random Mr. Zurkon if I don't have a reason too. I'll just eat it."

Mr. Zurkon opened his mouth and his Mr. Zurkon unhinged. He let himself fall forwards as his mouth closed over the exit. The Z-bot hatted Mr. Zurkon shut his mouth and swallowed the Mr. Zurkon whole. Tastes like Mr. Zurkon, he thought, which was exactly what the Mr. Zurkon was.

Now with nowhere to go, Mr. Zurkon leaned against a Mr. Zurkon. He didn't notice himself as he slowly morphed into a Mr. Zurkon. Before he could do anything, Mr. Zurkon had completely turned into a Mr. Zurkon.

This is the power of the Mr. Zurkons.

x-x-x-x-x
Mr. Zurkon slammed his fist down on the table. "No, no, no!" He snarled, looking at the new Mr. Zurkon through his crystal Mr. Zurkon. "This is not acceptable!" Mr. Zurkon prepared to rewind time back to the beginning of First Steps to revert the horrible deed that Mr. Zurkon had performed.

Hyperventilating, Mr. Zurkon raised his hands where a large red ball of Mr. Zurkon began to form. This was an act of pure Zurkonation and if you lost focus, things could become very fatal. However, this was completely necessary to save Mr. Zurkon - surely Mr. Zurkon couldn't do it himself.

The front door imploded. Mr. Zurkon Zurkoned out and nearly lost his Mr. Zurkon, but he still managed to keep the red ball of Mr. Zurkon. Greedee stood in the doorway, smiling and holding a thin rectangular package. "Pizza?" He offered.

Mr. Zurkon desperately nodded his head. "You see, I'm very busy right now and I have VERY important work to do." He made a weak attempt at gesturing at the red Mr. Zurkon with his foot, where he nearly lost his balance. Mr. Zurkon made a mental note that he was very hungry. Therefore, he ignored Mr. Zurkon's plight and sat down to eat pizza with Greedee.

TO BE CONTINUED

Why do you keep copying people Master Wonder Mage? It's getting annoying.

Well not exactly copying, but you get the point.

TP (D:)


Oh, wait, I see what's happening here. :3

I'm guessing you lack the skills to actually write anything for yourself.

Who are you talking about?

Anyone who's copying my stories still.

I'm bored. Okay? I lack the skill to write anything funny.

MyNameIsKooky wrote:Anyone who's copying my stories still.

-deletes unfinished version which included ponies-

I am kinda getting tired of these already though.

Aw, man! That sounded cool!


I wanted to make one with a lot of swearing/inapropate stuff at one point, but that might not be good for me not getting banned...

(It contains Mr. Zurkon because I copied MW<'s copy)

If you are reading this, -censored-" said the Mr. Zurkon on the wall. Mr. Zurkon blinked. What's that supposed to mean? He thought before deciding to pick up the Mr. Zurkon and -cencored- it. It was quite -cencored-. Could have used a little -cencored-.

*shot*

boywhoflies wrote:Aw, man! That sounded cool!

Indeed.

boywhoflies wrote:I wanted to make one with a lot of swearing/inapropate stuff at one point, but that might not be good for me not getting banned...

(It contains Mr. Zurkon because I copied MW<'s copy)

If you are reading this, -censored-" said the Mr. Zurkon on the wall. Mr. Zurkon blinked. What's that supposed to mean? He thought before deciding to pick up the Mr. Zurkon and -cencored- it. It was quite -cencored-. Could have used a little -cencored-.

I don't want to know.

I don't think anyone does. Exept mabye my -cencored- real life friends. *shot*

LEARN HOW TO SPELL "CENSORED" BEFORE YOU WRITE SOMETHING!!!

Nobody wrote:I don't want to know.

Apparently I've created a monster.

The first one was spelled right, though. XD

boywhoflies wrote:The first one was spelled right, though. XD

And yet, you spelled all of the other ones wrong. o.o

I know. I realy fail at spelling. Looks like I misspell words I know how to spell. XD

I'm sure there's at least 1 misspelled word in this post.

You misspelled really as realy.

That figgures. I'm almost certain that by the 2nd word there's a misspell.

BTW, I just finihed a actual version of what was mentioned above, but nothing is censored. In the small chance you actually wanna read it fell free to PM me. *shot*

From now on I declare that we correct every single one of boywhoflies' spelling errors because they bug the crap out of me!!!!!111

boywhoflies wrote:That figgures. I'm almost certain that by the 2nd word there's a misspell.

BTW, I just finihed a actual version of what was mentioned above, but nothing is censored. In the small chance you actually wanna read it fell free to PM me. *shot*

"Figgures" should be "Figures"
"Finihed" should be "Finished"
"Fell" should be "Feel"

*trollface*

Figures, not figures. *shot*

Finished, not finihed. *shot again*

I want to read it but I don't want to bother PMing you. *shot yet again*

I use spell check on this message lawl
Well, at least the google "Did you mean..." thingy. I don't think it's working. But I actually did. *shot*
I didn't think it actually bothered anyone that much and it was used for firefox jokes. My bad.

MWM, you don't actually wanna read it, do you? XD
If you do I'm fine with PMing it to you. *shot*

boywhoflies wrote:If you do I'm fine with PMing it to you. *shot*

HEY MODS

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?