The Wonderland Board

You are correct, it is not a pipe. It is only a mere image of one.

<clears throat>
Cher monsieur, je pense que vous verrez que l'image ci-dessus est une pipe, contrairement a la croyance populaire.
Cependant, vous remercier pour votre aimable contribution.
En retrospective, s'il vous plait excusez mes competences linguistiques en dessous.
Passez une bonne journee agreable.

~xpr'd~ wrote:<clears throat>
Cher monsieur, je pense que vous verrez que l'image ci-dessus est une pipe, contrairement a la croyance populaire.
Cependant, vous remercier pour votre aimable contribution.
En retrospective, s'il vous plait excusez mes competences linguistiques en dessous.
Passez une bonne journee agreable.

And she said, ::::

"My dear sir, I think that you really believe that that image
is a pipe, contrary to popular opinion.
Nevertheless, thank you for your kind contribution.
In retrospective, forgive my linguistic competence...
Have a fine day."

I think that's it. My french deciphering may be atrocious.
If others think I made errors there, then it's true.

Actually, that was pretty spot-on. It might be my poor french, anyways.

My dear sir, I think you'll see that the aforementioned image is, in fact, a pipe, contrary to popular belief.
However, thank you for your kind contribution.
In retrospective, forgive my subpar language skills.
Have a pleasurable day.