Strange Lessons You Have Learned

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:24 am

What are some of the strangest things you have learned?

1. Giraffes will always be there to help.

When someone in my family was in cardiac arrest (for no reason known) the nurse gave me a plastic giraffe to cheer me up. It got this person in my family out with no brain damage!

2. Never, and I mean NEVER, act retarded in the middle of a gas station and run towards an old woman in a car screaming and waving your hands.

All I can say is, I was pretty much bankrupt, and a $5 dollar bet was good enough for me.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:43 am

LETS CONTINUE THE NEVERENDING LIST

3. Look what you're about to do.

I grabbed a pan (THE GRIPPING PART!) and burnt myself.

elvis · Post by **elvis** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:53 am

4. (Similar to 3.)

I did not look at the symbol on the button that SHOULD activate the bell on a bus and I pressed the button with the wheelchair symbol.
( Normaly I just press the button without looking at it but on that day, it was only a few days after some new busses were finished and were allowed to drive around... And so I got on one of those 'wheelchair friendly' busses and as usual, I pressed the button without looking when I wanted to alight and...)

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:51 am

5. Don't breathe.

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:07 pm

Please attach a detailed explanation of the point, or this will be considered a forum game.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:22 pm

tyteen4a03 wrote:Please attach a detailed explanation of the point, or this will be considered a forum game.

Basically the whole topic name and the first sentience of it.

What are some of the strangest things you have learned?

can be made into a longer explanation

What are some of the strangest things you have learned which did things such as saving your life, doing stupid things, and other things.

which I think will be helpful to you.

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:48 am

tyteen4a03 wrote:Please attach a detailed explanation of the point, or this will be considered a forum game.

How?

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:16 pm

6. Act retarded.

Just...don't.

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:54 pm

Sammy_Bro wrote:6. Act retarded.

Just...don't.

What?

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:22 pm

hoomdoom wrote:
tyteen4a03 wrote:Please attach a detailed explanation of the point, or this will be considered a forum game.
How?

Sammy_Bro wrote:
tyteen4a03 wrote:Please attach a detailed explanation of the point, or this will be considered a forum game.
Basically the whole topic name and the first sentience of it.

I was referring to every "lesson" inside every user's post. For example, this is acceptable:

elvis wrote:4. (Similar to 3.)

I did not look at the symbol on the button that SHOULD activate the bell on a bus and I pressed the button with the wheelchair symbol.
( Normaly I just press the button without looking at it but on that day, it was only a few days after some new busses were finished and were allowed to drive around... And so I got on one of those 'wheelchair friendly' busses and as usual, I pressed the button without looking when I wanted to alight and...)

This, however, is not acceptable:

Sammy_Bro wrote:6. Act retarded.

Just...don't.