Evil Toaster 6: Time Explosion
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:39 pm
"There are toasters everywhere, Tex is dead, and Mach took off in the Worminator. I have no idea what is going on and I am so confused.
I will resume my adventure in five years."
~App
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COMING SOON:
EVIL TOASTER 6: TIME EXPLOSION
WHEN MACH RETURNS FROM THE PAST, A LIFE OF COCAINE SNORTING WITH JIM, THE TOASTER INVASION HAS BEGUN, AND SOAP HAS BEEN HELD BACK TO 3RD GRADE.
ONLY ONE APPLE CAN SAVE THE WORLD, GET THE GIRL, AND SCORE AN A ON HIS ALGEBRA TEST.
AND THAT APPLE IS RALPH, APP'S THIRD COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED AND WAS ALSO FRIENDS WITH SOAP IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE I THINK.
FEATURING AN ALL NEW CAST, WITH LOTS OF TEEN DRAMA, POPSICLES, EXPLOSIONS, PARIS HILTON, DAVID TENNANT, CAR CHASES, NEIGHBORHOOD ADVENTURES, THE SILENCE, AND MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A CAGINATOR AT.
WRITTEN BY MICHAEL BAY AND PROGRAMMED BY KOOKETSU NAMINAMI.
2017, game of the year, all years.
I will resume my adventure in five years."
~App
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COMING SOON:
EVIL TOASTER 6: TIME EXPLOSION
WHEN MACH RETURNS FROM THE PAST, A LIFE OF COCAINE SNORTING WITH JIM, THE TOASTER INVASION HAS BEGUN, AND SOAP HAS BEEN HELD BACK TO 3RD GRADE.
ONLY ONE APPLE CAN SAVE THE WORLD, GET THE GIRL, AND SCORE AN A ON HIS ALGEBRA TEST.
AND THAT APPLE IS RALPH, APP'S THIRD COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED AND WAS ALSO FRIENDS WITH SOAP IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE I THINK.
FEATURING AN ALL NEW CAST, WITH LOTS OF TEEN DRAMA, POPSICLES, EXPLOSIONS, PARIS HILTON, DAVID TENNANT, CAR CHASES, NEIGHBORHOOD ADVENTURES, THE SILENCE, AND MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A CAGINATOR AT.
WRITTEN BY MICHAEL BAY AND PROGRAMMED BY KOOKETSU NAMINAMI.
2017, game of the year, all years.
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