The Greatest Game In The Entire World

jdl · Post by **jdl** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:54 pm

You heard me right. I have found the greatest game in the entire universe. Nothing at all will ever come close to being better than this masterpiece! It's got so much content, beautiful graphics that will just blind your eyes upon looking at it, high-quality sounds and music that make you want to cry, and no glitches whatsoever! The best part is, it's FREE!

Even though I could keep writing for hours about how awesome this game is, I'll just let you guys play it for yourself:

http://2008.pumkin.com/

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:03 pm

You are my hero.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:05 pm

I'm willingly crying from sheer joy.

Technos72 · Post by **Technos72** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:55 pm

SO BEAUTIFUL

IT EVEN HAS A COMPLEMENTARY VIDEO ABOUT IT

yot yot5 · Post by **yot yot5** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:45 pm

You're exaggerating, right?

llarson · Post by **llarson** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:49 pm

It's beautiful.

eee226 · Post by **eee226** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:51 pm

It's... so beautiful

... THE EPIC STORY, THE GRAPHICS, EVERYTHING... SO BEAUTIFUL

jdl · Post by **jdl** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:02 pm

yot yot5 wrote:You're exaggerating, right?

Not a bit! Why, I've been pouring all my heart and soul into this game for the last few hours! The storyline is so deep and the dialog is very detailed. I already have ideas about how the story is going to end.

So much action... Puzzles... ADVENTURE!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:27 pm

GIVE ME THE BUTTER

yot yot5 · Post by **yot yot5** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:40 am

jdl wrote:Not a bit! Why, I've been pouring all my heart and soul into this game for the last few hours! The storyline is so deep and the dialog is very detailed. I already have ideas about how the story is going to end.

So much action... Puzzles... ADVENTURE!

If this is 10/10, what does Wonderland get? I want to hear your reasons...

Yzfm · Post by **Yzfm** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:39 pm

Huh? The link leads to kids' games and what's alike. They are so ridiculous. But seriously, if there's a game, where is it?

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:51 pm

yot yot5 wrote:
jdl wrote:Not a bit! Why, I've been pouring all my heart and soul into this game for the last few hours! The storyline is so deep and the dialog is very detailed. I already have ideas about how the story is going to end.

So much action... Puzzles... ADVENTURE!
If this is 10/10, what does Wonderland get? I want to hear your reasons...

Compared to this, everything else ever made is about 0.000000001/10, because it's like comparing the Mona Lisa to a fingerpainting covered in dung and blood that has been in the bottom of a landfill for 50 years. It's far too amazing to be properly compared to anything else.

Yzfm wrote:Huh? The link leads to kids' games and what's alike. They are so ridiculous. But seriously, if there's a game, where is it?

You clearly don't understand true art.

dig 222 · Post by **dig 222** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:55 pm

Yzfm wrote:Huh? The link leads to kids' games and what's alike. They are so ridiculous. But seriously, if there's a game, where is it?

Whaaaaht? How can you NOT like this? Its genious! The grassy smooth texture, the lush background! Its almost as if its real life!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:55 pm

It's better than real life. Nothing can compare.

dig 222 · Post by **dig 222** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:58 pm

MyNameIsKooky wrote:GIVE ME THE BUTTER

Me: Screw that, your having the rice!
MyNameIsPumpkin: NO. I DON'T WANT THAT.

yot yot5 · Post by **yot yot5** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:43 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Compared to this, everything else ever made is about 0.000000001/10, because it's like comparing the Mona Lisa to a fingerpainting covered in dung and blood that has been in the bottom of a landfill for 50 years. It's far too amazing to be properly compared to anything else.

I'll compare the Mona Lisa to a fingerpainting!!!

1: The Mona Lisa looks like something.
2: The Mona Lisa is prettier
3: The Mona Lisa is bigger.
4: The Mona Lisa is worth more.
5: The Mona Lisa is EPIC-ER.

In any case, I think Portal 2 has MUCH better graphics. It actually uses textures!

jdl · Post by **jdl** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:08 pm

yot yot5 wrote:
jdl wrote:Not a bit! Why, I've been pouring all my heart and soul into this game for the last few hours! The storyline is so deep and the dialog is very detailed. I already have ideas about how the story is going to end.

So much action... Puzzles... ADVENTURE!
If this is 10/10, what does Wonderland get? I want to hear your reasons...

Wonderland in itself is an awesome game. It takes true skill to master the games and get the highest score, collect every last bonus coin, and be the fastest. Same general idea for WA as well.

But unfortunately Wonderland has been beaten by this amazing piece of work. It seems as though this game is way ahead of its time. Could we be playing a game from the future? Is it that amazing that it has gone back in time to grace us with its presence much earlier? Who knows!

I haven't slept at all because I've been playing this so much.. I'm not even halfway done with it either! So many quests.. So much dialog to read. The characters are developing faster than I can say their names and I think I may just lose my mind before this is even over!

dig 222 · Post by **dig 222** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:56 pm

jdl wrote:
yot yot5 wrote:
jdl wrote:Not a bit! Why, I've been pouring all my heart and soul into this game for the last few hours! The storyline is so deep and the dialog is very detailed. I already have ideas about how the story is going to end.

So much action... Puzzles... ADVENTURE!
If this is 10/10, what does Wonderland get? I want to hear your reasons...
Wonderland in itself is an awesome game. It takes true skill to master the games and get the highest score, collect every last bonus coin, and be the fastest. Same general idea for WA as well.

But unfortunately Wonderland has been beaten by this amazing piece of work. It seems as though this game is way ahead of its time. Could we be playing a game from the future? Is it that amazing that it has gone back in time to grace us with its presence much earlier? Who knows!

I haven't slept at all because I've been playing this so much.. I'm not even halfway done with it either! So many quests.. So much dialog to read. The characters are developing faster than I can say their names and I think I may just lose my mind before this is even over!

Over? OVER? After finishing this GLORIOUS game, there is much more bonus unlockables for extra fun! The dialogues! The words, the quotes, they roll of the tounge like a swiss roll covered in educational pumpkins! Here's a little hint:
Press 1 then 3 then 3 again, then finally press 7! It will unlock a new character in the diner game, the pumpkin will be purple!
Isn't that just EPIC?!?!?!?! for all you people with no sense of humour that doesn't actually happen

yot yot5 · Post by **yot yot5** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:18 pm

jdl wrote:Wonderland in itself is an awesome game. It takes true skill to master the games and get the highest score, collect every last bonus coin, and be the fastest. Same general idea for WA as well.

But unfortunately Wonderland has been beaten by this amazing piece of work. It seems as though this game is way ahead of its time. Could we be playing a game from the future? Is it that amazing that it has gone back in time to grace us with its presence much earlier? Who knows!

I haven't slept at all because I've been playing this so much.. I'm not even halfway done with it either! So many quests.. So much dialog to read. The characters are developing faster than I can say their names and I think I may just lose my mind before this is even over!

Wonderland has 14,234 words of dialogue and 20 hours of gameplay. This game has 211 words of dialogue and 1 hour of gameplay. TAKE THAT, LOSERS!!!

dig 222 · Post by **dig 222** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:37 pm

yot yot5 wrote:
jdl wrote:Wonderland in itself is an awesome game. It takes true skill to master the games and get the highest score, collect every last bonus coin, and be the fastest. Same general idea for WA as well.

But unfortunately Wonderland has been beaten by this amazing piece of work. It seems as though this game is way ahead of its time. Could we be playing a game from the future? Is it that amazing that it has gone back in time to grace us with its presence much earlier? Who knows!

I haven't slept at all because I've been playing this so much.. I'm not even halfway done with it either! So many quests.. So much dialog to read. The characters are developing faster than I can say their names and I think I may just lose my mind before this is even over!
Wonderland has 14,234 words of dialogue and 20 hours of gameplay. This game has 211 words of dialogue and 1 hour of gameplay. TAKE THAT, LOSERS!!!

Whah, WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?
YOU DARE INSULT THE LORD-BIG-CHEIF-COMMANDER-AWESOME-HOT SAUCE-LEADER-HIPPOPOTOMOUS-JESUS-CHRIST-BACON-SANDWHICH-EGG-DARKSPINE-CHAOS-THEASAUROUS-DICTIONARY-BANANA-DEAD-LOOF-ON-A-STICK-ANGRY-BIRDS-FLYING-UFO-PUMPKIN-MAN?!?!?!?!?*Gasps and passes out*
*Wakes up*
ONE HOUR OF GAMEPLAY?! I think you'll find one HUNDRED!
This glorious family-fun adventure has forty two billion, nine hundred and seventy two words of dialogue!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:37 pm

yot yot5 wrote:Wonderland has 14,234 words of dialogue and 20 hours of gameplay. This game has 211 words of dialogue and 1 hour of gameplay. TAKE THAT, LOSERS!!!

You do realize that this topic is a joke, right?

Yzfm · Post by **Yzfm** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:42 pm

StinkerSquad01 wrote:
yot yot5 wrote:Wonderland has 14,234 words of dialogue and 20 hours of gameplay. This game has 211 words of dialogue and 1 hour of gameplay. TAKE THAT, LOSERS!!!
You do realize that this topic is a joke, right?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

yot yot5 · Post by **yot yot5** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:09 pm

StinkerSquad01 wrote:
yot yot5 wrote:Wonderland has 14,234 words of dialogue and 20 hours of gameplay. This game has 211 words of dialogue and 1 hour of gameplay. TAKE THAT, LOSERS!!!
You do realize that this topic is a joke, right?

WHAT??? IT WAS A JOKE??? WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME???

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:17 pm

Do you know what sarcasm means, or do you not know how to spot it? no offense

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:20 pm

yot yot5 wrote:WHAT??? IT WAS A JOKE??? WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME??? *insert huge amount of smileys*

Well, you seemed pretty oblivious since you were completely missing point and trying to tell us off rather condescendingly.

jdl · Post by **jdl** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:25 pm

Guys it turns out I linked to the wrong game...

The real game can be found here: http://www.midnightsynergy.com/adventures3/

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:30 pm

jdl wrote:Guys it turns out I linked to the wrong game...

The real game can be found here: http://www.midnightsynergy.com/adventures3/

I thought I told you to stop going to the future!

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:54 am

jdl wrote:Guys it turns out I linked to the wrong game...

The real game can be found here: http://www.midnightsynergy.com/adventures3/

What?

Here's, and I'm being SERIOUS unlike most of you, what I think of this game.

Graphic Quality: Pretty good, but nowadays, and in the future, this is just over average.

Story Ideas: Lots of jokes, but the games don't have any real ones. xO

Puzzles:

It's too easy!

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:04 am

THIS GAME IS AMAZING WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Qloof234 · Post by **Qloof234** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:10 am

Wonderman109 wrote:
jdl wrote:Guys it turns out I linked to the wrong game...

The real game can be found here: http://www.midnightsynergy.com/adventures3/
What?

Here's, and I'm being SERIOUS unlike most of you, what I think of this game.

Graphic Quality: Pretty good, but nowadays, and in the future, this is just over average.

Story Ideas: Lots of jokes, but the games don't have any real ones. xO

Puzzles: It's too easy!

Are you talking about this Pumkin thing...?

If so, yeah, pretty much everyone's being facetious about liking it. But hey, it's a good laugh.