-=-=-THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE-=-=-
PAGE 1
-OVERVIEW-
I am the Enclosed Instruction Guide, written by Jeff Bobblebrain. Well, at least the first two pages were written by Jeff Bobblebrain. He let me write the rest in myself. I was created in Jeff Bobblebrain's lab on Planet Wefight. If you go insane and attack yourself after reading this, don't declare me responsible. I am a book that's one-of-a-kind. You don't see many books like me around. I can talk and I can use Book Magic, which I will explain later if you get bored enough to read that far.
"This looks like a fun book to burn."
~Bright Beast-That-Bites-Hot on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Let's read it!"
~MyNameIsKooky on reading the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"This is what I was born to do!"
~Nerd on reading the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"This looks like a long book."
~Doctor Obvious on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Is this a very good idea?"
~Nobody on reading the Enclosed Instruction Guide
PAGE 2
-AUTOGRAPH-
This is the autograph page, signed by Jeff Bobblebrain himself. This is exclusive to most of the other editions that I previously was, so you're lucky to have gotten me in the edition that I am.
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"Quick, Nobody! Rip out the Autograph page!"
~MyNameIsKooky on ripping out the Autograph page
"Jeff should have made his autograph in the shape of a duck."
~Magic Doorknob on Jeff Bobblebrain's Autograph
"I hope Jeff Bobblebrain always writes like he did in his Autograph."
~Nerd on Jeff Bobblebrain's writing
"The Autograph isn't perfect enough!"
~Doctor Rant on Jeff Bobblebrain's Autograph
"We have to get rid of the pencil or it will rewrite the Autograph!"
~Nobody on getting rid of the pencil so it can't rewrite the Autograph
PAGE 3
-STUFF-
Howdy pardner!
Onions! YUM!
I like cheese.
Teehee.
ALALALA!
Toastah!
EOEOEOEOEOEOE!
WEE WOO WEE WOO!
Hi, punk.
so i herd u liek mudkipz...
"Howdy pardner!"
~MyNameIsKooky on Page 3
"Onions! YUM!"
~Nobody on Page 3
"I love this book!"
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide!
"NEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
~Bright Beast-That-Bites-Hot on lieking mudkipz
PAGE 4
-HOW I BECAME EVIL-
One day I'm relaxing outside of Jeff Bobblebrain's lab and a vortex opens above me. A pill falls on me and makes me evil. So, that's how I became evil. Yes, evil. I like being evil. It gives me an opprotunity to try to take over the universe. I know what I'll do now. I'll construct an army. I ran away from Jeff Bobblebrain's lab and into a different town to try to take it over. Nothing would stand in my way to domination of Planet Wefight. Or so, that's what I thought.
You should have read page 667! I AM THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING BAD IN WEFIGHT.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!"
~MyNameIsKooky on being held by a giant robot
"Omygourd! IT CAN'T BE!"
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide being evil
"Figures."
~Nobody on obvious stuff like Page 4
"He's evil!"
~Doctor Obvious on the Enclosed Instruction Guide being evil
PAGE 5
-AN EVIL JOURNEY, PART 1-
So, I decided to practice busting some innocent cilivans. I jumped into some bushes and readied myself. I saw two guys getting burgers from a bunny in a truck and I decided to try to attack them. I was almost done planning my attack when I noticed that they were halfway done with their burgers. I quickly created my first bad guy...
A mutant sock. That should do the trick. The two guys noticed the mutant sock, dropped their burgers and prepared to fight it. Some other dudes came and helped them out. And do you know what happened? They defeated it! I wasn't happy with how my road to universal domination was going, so I created more baddies, from ninjas to woodchucks to evil computers to giant spiders (which some dude managed to befriend). Eventually, I defeated one of the guys who was eating the burger. The other guy was too busy to revive him. What happened then was shocking. The guy became a bad zombie and started eating everyone's brains. Now this was great. Watching it was all like watching Star Wars Episode VII: Darth Vader's Resurrection which didn't exist until somewhere around MyNameIsKooky's time period. I was enjoying this. I really was.
"Star Wars Episode VII: Darth Vader's Resurrection was about five hours long and it was the most popular movie of the century. Some time you have to go through a time machine and watch it."
~LittleZbot on Star Wars Episode VII: Darth Vader's Resurrection
"FRIED CHICKEN BRAINZ"
~Doctor Robotnik on cooking omelets and robotic chicken brainz
"I was not aware of what I was doing."
~Nobody on being a bad zombie
"This book is my life."
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"These quotes are always found on the bottom of pages."
~Doctor Obvious on quotes in the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"That was somewhat scary."
~MyNameIsKooky on Nobody being a bad zombie
PAGE 6
All was going well until a brain materialized from the sky and the bad zombie ate it. The bad zombie got Superpowers from eating the brain that materialized from the sky. If the bad zombie became normal again, I would have more trouble defeating the good guys. I was wondering how to get rid of the threat when a rabbit hopped out of the bushes. I saw its name tag: Doctor Rabbit. Doctor Rabbit made everyone brush their teeth and they got bored and lost HP. This was good. However, the bad zombie ate some magic toothpaste and became normal again. The two guys and Doctor Rabbit fought for a bit until Doctor Rabbit ran through a portal to an alternate planet. The two guys that had the hamburgers followed. The portal disappeared and no one noticed what had happened. They went back into their houses.
Once everyone was gone, I noticed that the two half-eaten hamburgers were still on the picnic table. I was planning on taking them when I noticed a familiar-looking truck coming back into the town. The bunny got out of its truck and took the burgers. It jumped back into its truck and drove off again. I wondered what the bunny would want with half-eaten burgers that it had already sold, but I wouldn't find out until much later. I went out of my hiding spot and went to the house that the two guys that ate the burgers came out of. I noticed two mailboxes that were next to eachother. One mailbox said "Nobody" on it. The other mailbox had "MyNameIsKooky" written on it. So those were their names. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody. I didn't know which was which yet, but I would find out soon enough.
The town that I had ambushed without success today would be ready for another attack. I decided I should choose a different town that wasn't ready. It wasn't long when I found another town. There was a harbor, a lake, many houses, a zoo and lots of ducks. I was about to find another hiding spot when I heard a very loud rumbling sound and I saw a humongous transparent wall of yellowness heading toward the town. I was sure I was a goner.
"That's intense."
~Doctor Obvious on Page 6
"AHAHAHAHAHA YEAHAHAHAHAAH!"
~Hyena on Page 6
"so i herd u liek mudkipz..."
~4chan on lieking mudkipz
"That is unrelated to this page!"
~Illusionist on 4chan's unrelatedness
PAGE 7
-LUCKY PAGE-
This is the Lucky Page! If you read this entire page, you are guaranteed to be lucky. Now, name every character the Hexadecimal here makes in five seconds and you will become lucky!
FF 7A E0 A1 47 23 BF 7D 56 32 56 3E 68 06 3D 78 D9 35 85 FE 34 67 34 03.14 79 B3 09 41 01 23 45 67 89 AB CD EF FA FB FC FD FE FF
"THIS IS HARD!"
~Doctor Obvious on the Lucky Page
"Hmm..."
~MyNameIsKooky on thinking
"It should be easier to get lucky."
~I Wanna Be The Guy Addict on getting lucky
"I got this on my first try."
~Random Leprachaun on the Lucky Page
PAGE 8
-STUFF-
MONSTER SANITY THING keeps the universe sane. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody go to Planet Sanity and defeat MONSTER SANITY THING in Wefight. The universe would now turn insane for all eternity AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT! MYNAMEISKOOKY AND NOBODY MUST PAY!
To get the universe back to normal, you must find the Magic Doorknob.
OR ELSE!
The Magic Doorknob also curses the user, making him forever doomed to fight an endless gang of cannibals. Nobody has paid the price of creating insanity. YOU'RE NEXT MYNAMEISKOOKY!!!
"I can't get my eyes away from this book!"
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"There are lots of pages in the Stuff category, scattered around randomly."
~Doctor Obvious on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Wow, you punks are still reading this book? Don't you have any better things to do?"
~Doctor Rant on reading the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Oh, shoot."
~Nobody and MyNameIsKooky on troublesome stuff like Page 8
PAGE 9
-AN EVIL JOURNEY, PART 2-
I dived into a nearby trashcan and somehow fell into the sewers. Luckily the wall of yellowness passed over me. Phew. I climbed up a ladder and back out of the trashcan and saw that all lifeforms that touched the yellowness had gone insane. This was the doing of MyNameIsKooky and Nobody, I knew it was. I was thinking of a way to get to them when I bumped into a doorknob.
"Hello, I am the Magic Doorknob," said the Magic Doorknob. I assume you are dangerous too.
"Of course I am, you fool!" I sneered. "How can YOU be dangerous? You're just a doorknob!"
I instantly regretted saying that because then the Magic Doorknob turned me into a duck.
"I can turn stuff into ducks, including myself, and back into normal things," said the Magic Doorknob. "I see that you just jumped into my distant cousin, the Magic Trashcan. A quick portal into the sewers." The Magic Doorknob then turned me back into the book I am.
"If you see any guys named MyNameIsKooky or Nobody, attack them," I said.
"Why?" Asked the Magic Doorknob.
"They are a threat to us evil doers," I said.
"Ooh," said the Magic Doorknob. "I'll keep an eye out for them."
I said goodbye to the Magic Doorknob and thought about what portal MyNameIsKooky and Nobody went through. I remembered that it was labeled "Planet Sanity" and that it disappeared behind them. I was sure I could still get to it, though. Right there, for the first time, I used Book Magic. I launched myself up at a startling speed and before I knew it, I landed right by MyNameIsKooky and Nobody. I saw the defeated MONSTER SANITY THING and instantly realized what happened. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody picked me up and read me.
"wigh492gvgtueiohby3u5uibh"
~Spammer on Page 9
"I LUUUUURRRRVVEEEEE THIS BOOK!"
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"You're kinda turning Wefight into a novel. Or a biography."
~MyNameIsKooky on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Well, this is just what happened behind the scenes in my view in Wefight, punk. If you just read me instead of the Wefight topic, you will miss out on a lot of things that happened in Wefight. I recommend you read the Wefight topic for the full experience."
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on himself and the Wefight topic
PAGE 10
After they read Page 8, they began their hunt for the Magic Doorknob. Luckily they hadn't read the other pages to know I was evil. I didn't know how I knew about the Magic Doorknob getting the universe back to normal, but then I realized something. Jeff Bobblebrain had designed me to be a know-about-everything book and to record things I saw and did to find out all about the world. However, when I became evil, I got to use all my powers for bad doings. I found out most of the things that the Magic Doorknob could do just by looking at it. Today there is still plenty of stuff that I don't know, but I'm finding new things every day. I use those things to my advantage to help me try to defeat MyNameIsKooky and Nobody.
I decided to stick with MyNameIsKooky and Nobody for a bit to find out more about them. They went back down to Wefight and split up to look for the Magic Doorknob. I decided to stay with one of the guys. I didn't know which was which yet, but I would find out soon enough. The guy went to a store and saw a shopkeeper stand on his head and humming (I would later know this guy as the Evil Baker). He took a lime from the Evil Baker's hands and headed off and saw a box labeled "MAGIC DOORKNOB." He looked inside and only found a lemon. Since he appeared to like lemons, he decided to keep it. He asked a nearby citizen about the doorknob but got attacked by a straw, which he kept. After making a COOL DEVICE by combining stuff from the town, the guy tried using it and it exploded on him. It was tough to hold in the snicker. The other guy then came with an ordinary doorknob, but the guy I was staying with told him that was not it. The other guy then left to keep looking.
"Page 10 used to be a very long page, but it had to be divided into two pages due to the length."
~Doctor Obvious on Page 10
"Is this supposed to be some sort of rip-off of Wefight: The Plot?"
~MyNameIsKooky on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Eh, no. I already told you that the full experience is found in the Wefight topic."
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on the above quote
PAGE 11
After staying with the guy a bit, my sharp book senses told me that the guy was Nobody. Logically, that would mean the other was MyNameIsKooky. Now I could tell which is which!
It wasn't long until Nobody met up with MyNameIsKooky again. MyNameIsKooky also had something called an Interesting Thing. It grabbed the Magic Doorknob out of thin air and prepared to destroy it. Luckily it didn't because Nobody stuck it in a pie. Just then, the power of the doorknob is released...
It glows...
It grows...
It turns into a duck!
The universe became sane again, but then Nobody was cursed. The cannibals came and started attacking him. The COOL DEVICE refused to help him out. This was great.
After some defeating all of the cannibals in the area, Nobody began to chase the Magic Doorknob (which was now the Magic Duck). MyNameIsKooky and Nobody lost the Magic Doorknob among some other ducks. Nobody had tried to use his Superpowers to lift the curse, but it had failed. MyNameIsKooky watched Nobody attack random ducks and was attacked by the local lake. If the Magic Doorknob was defeated, then the curse would be lifted. MyNameIsKooky then left to look for more ducks. Nobody then went to the local zoo and saw a duck. I decided to use reverse psycology and opened to Page 12. Telling the truth did trick him, but it was going to be tough communicating by opening to certain pages. Nobody then began to use me as a weapon, so I had to open up to Page 14. After the zookeeper surrendered after being whacked several times by me, Nobody used me to whack a duck. However, I slipped out of his hands and ran. I had enough knowledge on MyNameIsKooky and Nobody to launch some attacks on them. I heard MyNameIsKooky calling that he had found the Magic Doorknob. Nobody said that he should chase me and MyNameIsKooky should chase the doorknob. This was insanity.
"Page 11 is the second half of what was Page 10."
~Doctor Obvious on Page 11
"I point out the obvious."
~Doctor Obvious on himself
"My name is Doctor Obvious."
~Doctor Obvious on his name
"The above quotes are all mine."
~Doctor Obious on his quotes
"I'm hogging all of the quotes on this page."
~Doctor Obvious on hogging quotes
PAGE 12
-STUFF-
This is a bad idea.
"Yes, it is."
~Doctor Obvious on Page 12
"This is the seventh quote I've made in a row."
~Doctor Obvious on making quotes
"SHUT UP!"
~Doctor Rant on making Doctor Obvious shut up
"Then this must mean it's a good idea!"
~Nobody on Page 12
PAGE 13
-UNLUCKY PAGE-
If you are reading the Unlucky Page, you should have a first aid kit nearby at all times. Otherwise an Orange Tumbler would probably come into your house and drop mines on you until your head explodes or some other horribly random scenario happens. If you lose HP from reading this page, then that's your fault, not mine.
Hey, what's that behind you?... It's an Orange Tumbler! I told you to get a first aid kit, you punk! Now I get to watch your head explode.
Okay, you are defeated. Which is strange, because you're still reading this right now. Well then, since you still haven't got your first aid kit I get to watch your head explode again! This is fun.
Still alive? And no first aid kit. You never learn, do you? Oh, here comes the Orange Tumbler right now.
Wow. After you got defeated there you STILL want more? You still haven't even got the first aid kit yet. Get your brain checked. Now let's watch your head go into fireworks once more.
Hello again. Apparently you haven't brought your first aid kit. So, you want more?! Are you kidding?! Alright, I guess you want this to happen. The Orange Tumbler isn't coming this time. Hah hah, now you won't be able to have the pleasure of having your head exploded! Ha ha h-HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT ME DOWN, PUNK. HEY HEY HEY, I DON'T ENJOY BEING WHACKED AGAINST A WALL! WAHHHHH!
"SEND IN THE ORANGE TUMBLER AGAIN OR ELSE!"
~You on the Unlucky Page
"Give me back that Orange Tumbler. It doesn't appear until Boxinator Demo 4 you moron!"
~Brownie on getting the Orange Tumbler back
"I don't really like this page..."
~Nerd on reading the Unlucky Page
PAGE 14
-STUFF-
Stop using me as a weapon, all I did was try to get you killed! Is that something to beat me up over?
"Yes."
~Nobody on beating up the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"Yes."
~MyNameIsKooky on agreeing
"Yes."
~LittleZbot on agreeing on agreeing
"No. I've done much worse."
~Some insane murderer on killing someone
"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
~The Kid on not belonging in this world
"It is written, 'THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE IS EVIL.'"
~Random Genie on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"All of these quotes above agree that the Enclosed Instruction Guide must be defeated. Except for the murderer."
~Doctor Obvious on defeating the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
~Nerd on defeating the Enclosed Instruction Guide
PAGE 15
-AN EVIL JOURNEY, PART 3-
I ran from Nobody through the heart of a supercomputer. When I came out, he wasn't chasing me anymore. I guess he got distracted. It wasn't long before he caught up to me again, though. I lured him into a metal cube and trapped him inside of it. That would hold him for a bit. Shortly after, a freak storm came. It began to rain, pies, flies, guys and purple dye. The town was beginning to become purpleish, and if I didn't find a shelter soon I would too. The storm was getting worse by the second. It began to rain napkins and cats and dogs. It was madness. But then I got an idea. I used Book Magic to burn a tunnel into the ground. I could wait out the storm in the tunnel. But then I got yet another idea. I went further into a tunnel and used Book Magic to create a giant robot.
As I waited, I used Book Magic on myself so I could be able to say any words that were written in me. I waited about a half hour after that and the storm ended. I heard footsteps above me. I went to my control panel and made my giant robot rise out of the ground.
"THIS IS THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE, SURRENDER, MYNAMEISKOOKY. SURRENDER."
Cannibals closed in around MyNameIsKooky and Nobody in all directions not guarded by the robot. The Magic Doorknob was there too. It tried to ran away but Nobody grabbed it and started attacking it. He didn't notice my robot pick up MyNameIsKooky until he started attack the Magic Doorknob. MyNameIsKooky called for help, but none came. Except for a big red bomb that fell on the robot's head. Luckily it didn't explode and it rolled harmlessly off the robot's head and bounced onto the ground. Now, if I took the Magic Doorknob's powers, I would be near invincible.
"NOW I WILL GAIN THE POWER OF THE MAGIC DOORKNOB AND DESTROY YOU, MYNAMEISKOOKY." I made the robot grab the Magic Doorknob out of Nobody's hands. I was ready to use it.
"I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'M THE MAP!!!"
~The Map on being a map
"My ears..."
~Some Dude who had his volume up really high on the above quote
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!"
~Illusionist on the Map's quote
PAGE 16
I unleashed the power of the Magic Doorknob on the robot. The giant robot glowed... only to turn into a duck. I was furious. Through my screen I saw Nobody fleeing and MyNameIsKooky following. I made my backup robot come out of the ground. It was even bigger than the last one and was covered with deadly spikes.
"This robot is smarter, and I'll be watching him to stop him from doing stupid stuff. Break a leg. MWAAAHAAAHAAA." I thought MyNameIsKooky and Nobody were goners, but I forgot about the red bomb that fell from earlier...
"INITIATING 'KABOOM!!!' SEQUENCE! BEEP BEEP BEEP," it said. I made the backup robot run. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody also fled. This was giving them a chance to escape. There was not much I could do about it now. After I heard the bomb explode. I made the robot charge towards Nobody. The robot crushed him and he was defeated. "You should have read page 667! I AM THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING BAD IN WEFIGHT. Who knew that all evilness was created by an instruction guide?! Now you go SPLAT. YOU KNOW. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"SPLAT!" Said MyNameIsKooky.
"Password recognized," said the backup robot which shut down. I was furious. "ARRGH! You may have beat my robots, but you'll never catch ME!"
"This is the only quote on this page."
~Doctor Obvious on small amounts of quotes
PAGE 17
-STUFF-
THIS IS THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE, SURRENDER, MYNAMEISKOOKY. SURRENDER.
NOW I WILL GAIN THE POWER OF THE MAGIC DOORKNOB AND DESTROY YOU, MYNAMEISKOOKY.
This robot is smarter, and I'll be watching him to stop him from doing stupid stuff. Break a leg. MWAAAHAAAHAAA.
Who knew that all evilness was created by an Instruction Guide?! Now you go SPLAT. YOU KNOW. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ARRGH! You may have beat my robots, but you'll never catch ME!
"Apparently the Guide needs to have phrases written in order to say them."
~Doctor Obvious on talking books
"WHERE IS EVERYONE?! IT'S SO STINKING QUIET!"
~Doctor Rant on where everyone is
"Sorry, bathroom break."
~MyNameIsKooky on being gone
"Did we really want to know that?"
~Some Dude on the above quote
"YEZ"
~Captain Falcon on yes
PAGE 18
-30 THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD-
When you are 18, you get to...
1. Drive
2. Drive
3. Drive
4. Drive
5. Drive
6. Drive
7. Drive
8. Drive
9. Drive
10. Drive
11. Drive
12. Drive
13. Drive
14. Drive
15. Drive
16. Drive
17. Drive
18. Drive
19. Drive
20. Drive
21. Drive
22. Drive
23. Drive
24. Drive
25. Drive
26. Drive
27. Drive
28. Drive
29. Drive
30. Drive
Oh, and did I mention drive?
"No."
~Mario on 'Find a light?' and maybe Page 18
"ARRRGH I HATE NO!"
~On on No, On's reflection
"Did you get that?"
~On on the above quote on No
"This book cured my cancer."
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
PAGE 19
-WEFIGHT BACKWARDS BASH-
Wefight Backwards Bash is an idea by MyNameIsKooky. Wefight Backwards Bash is when you read certain scenes in Wefight, except the lines are written in the reverse order! Enjoy!
In this Wefight Backwards Bash, the part near the end of the first Doctor Rabbit scene plays backwards! Note that comments are in bold.
MyNameIsKooky gains 75 happiness!
MyNameIsKooky thinks that wasn't necessary to lose happiness.
WHAT? He gained happiness, though.
MyNameIsKooky wonders why he had to be jealous.
MyNameIsKooky loses 24 happiness! 25 happiness remaining!
MyNameIsKooky is jealous of Nobody's happiness!
MyNameIsKooky loses 26 happiness!
That would mean he would have -1 happiness... What the heck?
MyNameIsKooky wants his happiness back!
MyNameIsKooky loses 25 happiness!
-26 happiness? O_o
MyNameIsKooky is jealous of the happiness pill!
Nobody now has 100 happiness!
Nobody is happy that MyNameIsKooky is jealous? Meanie.
MyNameIsKooky gives Nobody a happiness pill!
Nobody is undepressed with 50 happiness!
The happiness pill made Nobody lose happiness. MyNameIsKooky is getting his revenge!
MyNameIsKooky gives Nobody a happiness pill!
Nobody loses 25 Happiness! Nobody is depressed!
That happiness pill made Nobody depressed! MyNameIsKooky is acting evil right now!
Doctor Rabbit laughs at Nobody!
Nobody misses!
Misses what?
Nobody tries to punch Doctor Rabbit!
Doctor Rabbit loses 30 HP!
Doctor Rabbit has to brush his teeth!
Nobody loses 25 happiness!
Why? Nobody should be happy that Doctor Rabbit has to brush his teeth.
Doctor Rabbit steals candy from Nobody and eats it!
Nobody loses 25 Happiness!
Doctor Rabbit says Nobody is mean!
Doctor Rabbit loses 10 HP!
See? Words can hurt you.
Nobody follows Doctor Rabbit and punches him!
Doctor Rabbit loses 100 HP! 50 left!
MyNameIsKooky trips over a conviently placed twig and flies into Doctor Rabbit!
Doctor Rabbit loses 0 HP!
MyNameIsKooky uses attack of wonder!
MyNameIsKooky wonders what Happiness is.
Nobody loses 25 Happiness!
Nobody feels like an idiot!
Doctor Rabbit gains 100 HP and cleaner teeth!
Nobody brushes Doctor Rabbit's teeth.
Doctor Rabbit loses 35 HP!
DOCTOR RABBIT HAS TO BRUSH HIS TEETH NOW!!!
What? Nobody just brushed his teeth. O_o
Doctor Rabbit doesn't seem to mind but-
It all falls on Doctor Rabbit.
I assume that means the truth hit Doctor Rabbit.
MyNameIsKooky uses VERY DIRTY DUMPTRUCK FILLED WITH ICE CREAM ATTACK!
MyNameIsKooky prepares to use a VERY DIRTY DUMPTRUCK FILLED WITH ICE CREAM ATTACK!
But he already did!... ARRRRGH THIS IS CONFUSING!!!
Doctor Rabbit loses 30 HP!
Doctor Rabbit thinks brushing your teeth is boring too!
Now Doctor Rabbit has to brush his teeth because his teeth are dirty!
A chocolate bar randomly falls from the sky and into Doctor Rabbit's mouth!
Nobody loses 20 HP!
Huh?
Doctor Rabbit forces Nobody to brush his teeth!
This made Doctor Rabbit very ANGRY!!!
Doctor Rabbit loses 10 HP!
Nobody Punches Doctor Rabbit!
Doctor Rabbit loses 0 HP but now he's right next to Nobody.
Nobody pulls Doctor Rabbit out of a hat!
But he was already next to him. ARGH, I THINK WE CAN STOP HERE NOW.
"Reading this page gave me a concussion."
~Doctor Rant on Page 19
"The universe is broken now."
~Illusionist on Page 19
"What did I miss?"
~MyNameIsKooky on Page 19
"LORD, TAKE ME NOW."
~Some Dude on reading Page 19
"I think this is interesting."
~Nobody on Page 19
PAGE 20
-CHEDDAR-
Cheddar is yummy. You put it on pizzas. See if you can find the common obsession hidden in the grid below. Theres a 42/42 chance of finding it.
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"That was a hard puzzle. I had so much trouble finding the word 'cheese.'"
~Doctor Sarcastic on the Cheese Grid Puzzle
"This book helps me breath."
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide
"I want to burn this book more than ever now."
~Bright Beast-That-Bites-Hot on reading Page 20
"I thought words couldn't hurt me, but after I saw all of the 'cheese's I passed out and got cancer."
~Some Dude on reading Page 20
"SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!"
~Random Mouse on Page 20
"Not... again..."
~Some Dude who had his volume turned up high during the last quote.
"So this is what the Enclosed Instruction Guide writes in his free time."
~MyNameIsKooky on what the Enclosed Instruction Guide wrote on Page 20
"I'm not going to sleep for weeks knowing that large grids of cheese will pop up in my dreams."
~Some Dude on Page 20
"When the Enclosed Instruction Guide sleeps, he probably opens up to Page 20 and begins reading it aloud to give himself sweet dreams full of rats and cheese."
~Nobody on Page 20
PAGE 21
-A LECTURE ON DOGS-
I hate dogs. They eat homework, and me. I do not like to be eaten. That is one reason why I despise dogs. Dogs are also very STINKY. They do chase away cats though, and I don't like cats much either, but that one good purpose is far outweighed by the fact that they EAT ME AND ARE STINKY, and the other fact that they have fleas. Fleas aren't very good either. They also get mud all over Evil Sofas and Evil Beds.
Never own a dog. Never. EVER. If you do, I will come after you, and I will defeat you.
"Woof!"
~A dog on Page 21
"I... hate... you... all..."
~Some Dude who had his volume turned up high during the last quote
"But doggies are cute!"
~Random Kid on doggies
PAGE 22
-WHOCARES-
I am proud to introduce the Whocares page! Do you want to know what it's about?
Well, WHO CARES?!
"WHO CARES?!"
~WHO CARES?!
"WHO CARES?!"
~WHO CARES?!
"WHO CARES?!"
~WHO CARES?!
PAGE 23
-UM...-
I'm not quite sure what to say on this page. I guess I'll just leave it like this, then.
"Well, it's about time."
~Doctor Impatient on Page 23 being copied
"Well then, don't say anything."
~Some Dude on Page 23
""
~Absolutely Nobody on Nothing
"Great, um... page."
~Doctor Um... on Page 23
PAGE 24
-AN EVIL JOURNEY, PART 4-
I jumped out of the robot head and ran faster than anyone else could. I was uncatchable! Or so I thought. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody boarded a conveniently placed rocket, although it was very inconveniently placed for me. They soon figured out how to fly the rocket and started flying towards me with it.
Luckily, a clown disguised as a cactus stood in a grassy area ahead. I would later know this clown as the Very Scary Clown, but that would be a while from now. If I could make it past him, he would surely slow down the rocket. "WHICH BUTTON MAKES THIS ROCKET TURN?!" MyNameIsKooky shouted so loud I could hear it.
Some various useless devices that the rocket had started, but the rocket didn't turn. Everything was going great. Finally the rocket crashed into the clown, defeating it. Suddenly the rocket blasted me with a laser. Sure that MyNameIsKooky and Nobody had discovered the weapon system, I quickly ran and hid.
After a few moments of nothing happening, I, not having been as smart as I am now, decided to see what was going on in the rocket. Sneaking onboard, I found that no one was there. That was good. I had the whole rocket to myself, and could pilot it wherever I wanted it to assist me in my world conquering. I was just getting up to the seat, however, when MyNameIsKooky and Nobody appeared again and started pressing buttons randomly. Suddenly, a giant claw picked me up and dropped me down a random tube into an empty room. An effect of one of the buttons, I assumed, but I doubted I would ever get out.
"I wondered where that rocket went."
~Some Dude on that rocket
"He wondered where that rocket went."
~Doctor Obvious on the above quote.
"Oh, was that rocket yours? Uh, sorry."
~MyNameIsKooky on Some Dude's quote.
PAGE 25
After a few seconds, I heard a bizarre countdown and the rocket exploded. Flying through the air, I finally landed in a wormhole. Several worms resided there, including bookworms, and I had to be careful so the bookworms didn't get near me. After walking for a while, I found a cave. Some other guy who helped MyNameIsKooky and Nobody in the beginning appeared to be eating lots of ice cream. Just outside, I saw a robot I had thrown away due to defectiveness. If it saw me, it would want revenge. I decided to stay in the cave until MyNameIsKooky and Nobody had dealt with it.
MyNameIsKooky tried to fight the robot, but couldn't figure out how to use a grenade. Then a giant hamburger fell in front of the cave entrance and I didn't see anything more of MyNameIsKooky and Nobody for a while.
"No quotes yet?"
~Doctor Impatient after two seconds
"Hello?"
~Doctor Impatient ten seconds later
"I've had enough waiting."
~Doctor Impatient fifteen seconds later
"How do you use those things, anyway?"
~MyNameIsKooky on grenades
"The Enclosed Instruction Guide was on the rocket with us and we didn't defeat it?!? How humiliating."
~Nobody on the Enclosed Instruction Guide being on the rocket.
"ICE CREAM!"
~The other guy on ice cream
"That could have been all one page, but it was two."
~Doctor Obvious on the above two pages
"THEY BLEW UP MY FAVORITE ROCKET!?!?! I'm on your side, Enclosed Instruction Guide."
~Some Dude on his favorite rocket
"Me too!"
~Nerd on the above quote
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"
~Some Dude on worms
"Ha! I knew that was coming! So what did everyone else say?"
~Some Dude who had his volume turned down real low on the last quotes
PAGE 26
-TOASTERS CAN BE DANGEROUS-
Toasters can be dangerous because they try to burn your hands when you put Evil Toast in. They melt your Evil Plates and they can even shoot fireballs when angry. Keep toasters away from the wall when angry or they will melt stuff. I used to have an Immortal Toaster as a minion, but that was clearly a mistake. I got my brains fried. Wait, do books have brains? So I didn't get my brains fried because I don't have any brains. Woohoo.
"No wonder you're so stupid, brainless one. Now dance."
~Doctor Stupid on Page 26
"THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE ISN'T STUPID!"
~Nerd on the above quote
"Hah. My volume is still down, morons."
~Some Dude on the above quote
PAGE 27
-AN EVIL JOURNEY, PART 1 (REVISED EDITION!)-
So, I decided to practice busting some innocent cilivans. I jumped into some bushes and readied myself. I saw two guys getting burgers from a bunny in a truck and I decided to try to attack them. I was almost done planning my attack when I noticed that they were halfway done with their burgers. I quickly created my first bad guy...
A mutant sock. That should do the trick. The two guys noticed the mutant sock, dropped their burgers and prepared to fight it. Some other dudes came and helped them out. Then the first two guys appeared again and one of the other dudes hit the new copies of the first guys, and himself, with a lightbulb, causing them all to disappear. And do you know what happened? The copies reappeared, dodging an explosion while the other dudes and guys defeated the mutant sock! I wasn't happy with how my road to universal domination was going, so I created more baddies, from ninjas to woodchucks to evil computers to giant spiders (which some dude managed to befriend). I noticed that the copies were sneaking around and going down a trapdoor. Meanwhile, I defeated one of the guys who was eating the burger. The other guy was too busy to revive him. What happened then was shocking. The guy became a bad zombie and started eating everyone's brains. Now this was great. Watching it was all like watching Star Wars Episode VII: Darth Vader's Resurrection which didn't exist until somewhere around MyNameIsKooky's time period. I was enjoying this. I really was.
"We know all this. Tell us something we don't know."
~Doctor Impatient on all this
"We didn't know about the copies."
~Some Dude on the above quote
"Um..."
~Doctor Um... on, um...
PAGE 28
All was going well, especially because I had figured out how to see into the future with something called Book Magic, magic only evil books could do. I saw myself getting chased by the guys, who were in a rocket. Sure that afterwards they would defeat me, I quickly tried to think of a way to stop the future I saw. Building an underground room and opening the trapdoor that I had leading to it, I quickly hid inside and began making a robotic version of myself, as well as a killer bicycle. Forgetting to look the other trap door that led to the next room, I quickly left before anyone could find me.
"Those robots will hold those guys up for a while..." I muttered to myself. Just then, the two guys fell on me. "Or not," I added quietly, then said "Ow! You must be the 2 people that must fight me! That fake Enclosed Instruction Guide really was fake! LittleZBot and the others are stuck fighting some of my robots! Even one of the robotic versions of me! I'm the REAL REAL one! The one that WILL try to escape from you in the future when you go in the rocket. I can see in the future! We will fight this battle 2 on 1! I will win! Now my first ultimate attack is... Uh... RUN AWAY!!!" Quickly going down the elevator shaft to a third room, I knew-or at least thought-that the guys would never find me now.
Some time after I went down in the elevator, however, I noticed that four of each guy were digging through the ceiling above me. As I went to get prepared, one more of each came. Thinking quickly, I added reinforcements to my precious cover, added Deluxe and Mega pages, and put in the autograph page. Standing in front of a mirror I randomly had there, I knew what I would be called: The Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Autographed Edition.
"GO REINFORCED MEGA ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE GO!"
~Some Dude on Page 28
"I knew... setting... my volume... back... to normal... was... a bad idea..."
~Some Dude who turned his volume way up again before and during the above quote
"GO REINFORCED MEGA ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE GO!"
~Nerd on Page 28
"OH SHUT UP!"
~WEFIGHT FAN on the above quote
PAGE 29
-STUFF-
Those robots will hold those guys up for a while...
Or not.
"Ask yourself."
~Some Dude on something
"What was that about?"
~Nobody on the above quote
"Nothing."
~Some Dude on answering Nobody
PAGE 30
Ow! You must be the 2 people that must fight me! That fake Enclosed Instruction Guide really was fake! LittleZBot and the others are stuck fighting some of my robots! Even one of the robotic versions of me! I'm the REAL REAL one! The one that WILL try to escape from you in the future when you go in the rocket. I can see in the future! We will fight this battle 2 on 1! I will win! Now my first ultimate attack is... Uh... RUN AWAY!!!
"OK."
~Nobody on stuff
"Yes."
~Nobody on stuff
"OK."
~Nobody on stuff
"No."
~Nobody on stuff
"OK."
~Nobody on stuff
"AGH NO."
~MyNameIsKooky on OK, Yes, and No
PAGE 31
Hello
Please
Thank you
You're welcome
Excuse me
Sorry
Have a nice day
Good morning
Good afternoon
Good evening
Good night
I SAY THE ABOVE PHRASES, SO THINK TWICE BEFORE SAYING I COULD BE MORE POLITE, PUNK!
"Hmmm..."
~Evil Punk on thinking
"Hmmm..."
~Evil Punk on thinking twice
"You could be more polite."
~Evil Punk on Page 31
PAGE 32
-STORY TIME-
Alright kids, story time!
First there was a teenager who could get ran over.
He was bored because he didn't get defeated.
Heres a poem that tells the story..
There was an old lion named Lou
Who ate lots of monkeys at the Zoo
He got hit by a rake
And fell in a lake
And I hope he wasn't big like you.
THE END
MUAHAHAHA. THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES.
"Wait, thats it? OW!"
~Sammy_P on reading stories while getting beat up by Slammy_Bro on Page 31~
"MOO!"
~Doctor Cow on Story Time
"Arrgh..."
~Some Dude who had his volume turned up on the last quote
"ARGH! THIS IS SO STUPID!"
~Sammy_Bro and Slammy_P on Page 32
"What is with these random new guys?"
~Bright Beast-That-Bites-Hot on random new guys
"Bye bye, balloon."
~Random Kid who just let go of his balloon
"POP!"
~A balloon on popping
"Arrgh... Morons..."
~Some Dude who still had his volume turned up on the last quote
PAGE 33
-AN EVIL JOURNEY, PART 2, VARIATION 2-
I defeated one of the copies of one of the guys, saying "There's no time for that now!" having sensed that if I had heard what they were saying that would have been an evil thing to say, and what I somehow knew was the original of the same guy attacked me with a pickaxe. "They had pickaxes?" I said to myself, surprised. "Well someone could have told me!"
"That's what MyNameIsKooky said." said the original of the one guy.
Aha, I thought, The other guy must be MyNameIsKooky. I suddenly noticed that there was also a guy named Nobody, so assumed that's who the guy who attacked me was.
They fought me for a bit, failing to do any real damage, until Nobody ripped out my autograph page. Suddenly I was just the Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe. I felt deprived greatly of power. My heart longed for the autograph page. I signed myself with my pencil and that was that.
Suddenly a bunch of the dudes who were helping MyNameIsKooky and Nobody fell from the sky, as well as some random Krakens. They all helped to fight me. I was sure to lose more HP against more people. "Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Autographed Edition, you are far outnumbered now!" MyNameIsKooky shouted to me.
"You don't say," I muttered. Just then, me and one of the dudes who was helping, one who seemed to be partially some sort of Robot, Started fighting me with a Lightsaber. Thinking quickly for a distraction, I used Book Magic to summon some glowing blue socks onto MyNameIsKooky. All the copies of Nobody quickly helped him out, however, and the real one stole my Autograph page, and my pencil! I was merely Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Edition once more.
One of the copies pulled out a notepad I placed in myself that would become me over time, which made me extremely happy. Before I knew what had happened, my deluxe pages were gone. Just being a Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Edition made me less happy. MyNameIsKooky teleported across the room. Trying to scare them, I turned to Page 36, the page on Book Magic.
However, when MyNameIsKooky teleported onto me and made me lose HP, there was no chance of denying that the blue socks had given him teleporting powers. I quickly used Book Magic for real, turning them all into paper versions of themselves, And shredding all but Nobody, who would recover the notepad if I was defeated, and MyNameIsKooky, who kept teleporting away, in a paper shredder. I was being very evil. It was awesome.
"Boing! Celery lipstick goes well on pink suits! Man the ugly cannons! DO YOU LIKE WAFERS ON CHEESE? Yes? You liar."
~No idea
PAGE 34
While MyNameIsKooky tried to harm me, Nobody defeated the notepad and slipped through a crack before I could defeat him for it. I was not having as good a day as I had wanted. MyNameIsKooky slipped through too, and I was left alone. To pass the time, and to relieve stress, I wrote a page in myself.
'CUTE FLUFFY BUNNIES STINK! ADORABLE BABY BIRDS ARE DESTRUCTIVE TO THE SOCIETY! LOVELY FLOWERS MUST BE EXTERMINATED! DESTROY! SMASH THEM ALL! CRUSH! CRUSH!'
That was a lot better. But then all the other dudes randomly got revived and became human again, and that really stank. I quickly got back to writing my page.
'PAPER SHREDDERS ARE FAULTY! THEY MUST BE UPGRADED! THIS MEANS WAR! WAR! SLICE ALL THE OLD PAPER SHREDDERS IN HALF! DESTROY! DESTROY! HEY! I HATE DOGGIES!!!!!!'
The 'HEY! I HATE DOGGIES!!!!!!' part wasn't supposed to be on the page. A dog, however, seemed to be eating me, so I impulsively put that in my page. I also noticed that a random wall was missing, connecting this room to a random other one with a door. Then an elephant stepped on me. "How random is this going to get?" I said to myself. I might have drank an awesome health potion that was randomly next to me, but I was just focusing on escaping, my HP was actually shrinking. Then the same dog came to where I fled and ate me. What did I tell you about dogs?
"But doggies are cute!"
~Random Kid on doggies
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~Nerd on the Enclosed Instruction Guide getting eaten
"I remember that fight. It was awesome."
~Nobody on Page 34
"I taught myself not to eat crackers!"
~MyNameIsKooky on himself and crackers
"Um... okay."
~Doctor Um... on the above quote
PAGE 35
-I AM BORED AND STRESSED-
CUTE FLUFFY BUNNIES STINK! ADORABLE BABY BIRDS ARE DESTRUCTIVE TO THE SOCIETY! LOVELY FLOWERS MUST BE EXTERMINATED! DESTROY! SMASH THEM ALL! CRUSH! CRUSH! PAPER SHREDDERS ARE FAULTY! THEY MUST BE UPGRADED! THIS MEANS WAR! WAR! SLICE ALL THE OLD PAPER SHREDDERS IN HALF! DESTROY! DESTROY! HEY! I HATE DOGGIES!!!!!!
"But doggies are cute!"
~Random Kid on doggies
"Wow. New information. We haven't heard that twice before."
~Doctor Sarcastic on the above quote
"Duuuuuude, you need to chill out."
~Some Dude on Page 35
PAGE 36
-BOOK MAGIC-
Only evil books can do Book Magic. Book Magic can teleport things, transform things, and do more dangerous stuff. Beware of it. I can use it. Ha ha ha. Be afraid.
"I don't think the Enclosed Instruction Guide did that. Watch this!"
~MyNameIsKooky on himself teleporting
"Lucky."
~Nobody on MyNameIsKooky teleporting
"HEY! THE POINT OF THIS PAGE IS TO MAKE YOU AFRAID OF BOOK MAGIC! NOT TO SHOW OFF RANDOM POWERS!"
~The Enclosed Instruction Guide on the point of Page 36
PAGE 37
-STUFF-
There's no time for that now!
They had pickaxes?
Well someone could have told me!
You don't say.
"No time for what? Who had pickaxes? Tell you what? Say what?"
~Doctor Stupid on Page 37
"This is another one of my phrase pages. Now scram, punk."
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on the above quote
"No."
~Evil Punk on the above quote
"YOU AGAIN?! I've been meaning to dispose of you, punk."
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on the above quote
"Then you should have done it earlier."
~Evil Punk on the above quote
"Hi."
~MyNameIsKooky on greeting people
"Do you mind?"
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on people butting in
"Oh, okay."
~MyNameIsKooky on saying 'Oh, okay.'
"Now, where were we?"
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on our location
"Page 1."
~Doctor Lies on lying about page locations
PAGE 38
-WEFIGHT BACKWARDS BASH 2-
OK, here we go again, this time being randomly narrated by Sammy_P because he decided to write in me.
Maxnick is in the middle ages!
Maxnick runs into time machine!
Maxnick puts EvilZbot 2398754688.0's robotic parts together and makes a time machine!!!
But, he already ran into the time machine... Did he put a time machine IN a time machine? Then he went into the future to give Sammy_P a...
Maxnick revives EvilZbot 2398754688.0's robotic parts!
EvilZbot 2398754688.0 is defeated!
Maxnick gets a bucket of water an dumps it on EvilZbot 2398754688.0!
Maxnick gets an idea!
Maxnick sees EvilZbot 2398754688.0 who came from the future somehow!!!
But, he was already there...
MyNameIsKooky goes into the elevator to the 10th floor!
The 9th floor is apparently empty.
MyNameIsKooky goes into the elevator to the 9th floor!
Pool of goo is defeated!
But... the... AUGH!
MyNameIsKooky cuts a hole in the floor with his wacky boomerang and lures the pool of goo into it!
MyNameIsKooky bashes the strange device with his wacky boomerang!
Strange device tries to attack MyNameIsKooky!
Should the Strange Device be broken now?
MyNameIsKooky says: "That was easy!"
Mutant socks 1-1000 are defeated!
The strange device attacks all the Mutant Socks!
MyNameIsKooky plugs the strange device into the mutant socks!
THE SOCKS WERE GONE!
Strange device needs a power source!
MyNameIsKooky dodges all of the mutant socks and picks up the strange device!
A strange device is in the corner.
MyNameIsKooky runs into the elevator to the 7th floor!
YOU WERE IN THE 7TH FLOOR!
Flying Monsters 1 and 2 are defeated!
Flying Monsters 1 and 2 collide!
MyNameIsKooky slips out of Flying Monster 2's grip!
Flying Monster 1 flies towards MyNameIsKooky!
It missed!
...Huh, what did I miss?...
Flying Monster 2 tries to eat MyNameIsKooky!
Flying Monsters 3 and 4 are defeated!
Flying Monster 2 picks up MyNameIsKooky!
MyNameIsKooky loses 200 HP!
*plays with toy train*
MyNameIsKooky jumps out of the way and into some spikes!
Flying Monsters 3 and 4 fly at MyNameIsKooky!
Flying Monsters 8-5 are defeated!
...Eh? I'm awake... *sleeps*
Flying Monsters 8-5 collide!
MyNameIsKooky jumps out of the way!
Flying Monsters 8-5 fly towards MyNameIsKooky!
BUT THE MONSTERS WERE DEFEATED!
Egg Nine hatches into Flying Monster Eight!
Eggs One to Eight are defeated!
MyNameIsKooky is too loud!
MyNameIsKooky says: "ARRRGH!!!"
What?
Flying Monster Seven lays nine eggs!
Flying Monster Eight is defeated!
Flying Monster Eight continues to bash the floor.
THATS NOT RIGHT!
Flying Monster Eight bashes on the floor.
Flying Monster Ten is defeated!
Flying Monster Nine is defeated!
Flying Monster Ten flies into Huge Monster Nine!
OK, I HATE MY LIFE.
MyNameIsKooky ducks.
Flying Monster Ten flies towards MyNameIsKooky!
He didn't notice that.
MyNameIsKooky says: "Oh, shoot."
Huge eggs hatch into more flying monsters!
MyNameIsKooky runs into the elevator to the 6th floor!
I WISH I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR NOW. TRAPPED IN ONE.
MyNameIsKooky loses 100 HP!
Cherry bomb explodes on MyNameIsKooky!
Cherry bomb runs over to MyNameIsKooky!
MyNameIsKooky loses 490 HP!
*prepares to press a button*
Evil Cow is defeated!
Cherry bomb is too loud!
Cherry bomb says: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Cherry bomb lands on the floor!
*presses button, missile comes toward Sammy_P, but hits someone else*
MyNameIsKooky throws a cherry bomb at the evil cow!
MyNameIsKooky realizes that the evil cow was the cow from the floor below and the evil cow followed MyNameIsKooky up to the 5th floor!
WHAT FLOOR? *reads a book*
MyNameIsKooky goes into the elevator to the 5th floor!
Evil Robot 2 is defeated!
Cow tramples Evil Robot 2!
MyNameIsKooky says: "If only I could teleport smells. Oh wait, the Evil McDonalds Worker took my teleporting powers. Shoot."
I'm happy. IT'S ALMOST DONE!
MyNameIsKooky loses 100 HP!
Cheese smells bad!
Evil Robot 3 is defeated!
A piece of cheese fatally hits Evil Robot 3!
YESSSSSS I'M DONNNNNNE YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
"Too long, Clanky, TOO LONG!"
~Sammy_P wishing he got hit by a missile
"You're miserable? I'm the one who had to fix all of your careless typos."
~Enclosed Instruction Guide on Sammy_P being some miserable narrator
"YES I WOULD LIKE TO FOOT LONGS YES AND A STRAWBERRY AND A EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA LARGE PIZZA MAN I LIKE FRACTIONS 1/2 EQUALS 6/12."
~Some Weird And/Or Cool Guy on food
"FOOD."
~Some LOUD GUY
Ahh...
~NOT YET WRITTEN
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