..................................WEFIGHT-THE NOVEL..............................................
................................CHAPTER 1..............................................................
.............................The First Enemy..........................................................
One day Jeff Bopplebrain, Galaxy famous Scientist and Inventor, was wondering what to Invent next, after making his latest Invention: The Enclosed Instruction Guide. A book with several awesome powers, such as to talk, walk, and, if he ever became Evil, Book Magic. While Jeff was thinking, The Enclosed Instruction Guide was suntanning Itself(It hated being green). Then out of Nowhere a Vortex Opened up, and out drop a pill. The pill touched the Enclosed Instuction Guide, and Immediately he decided to be evil. Being evil would be cool, he thought, plus he would get Book Magic. So he became evil, and hopped over to a nearby town to destroy some innocent citizens.
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Meanwhile, Two guys Named MyNameIsKooky and Nobody were eating some burgers while sitting on a bench. At least, MyNameIsKooky was, Nobody was asleep(Boring attack of Naptime
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...................................CHAPTER 2........................................................
.......................The Attack of MyNameIsKooy.......................................
The first thought Nobody had when he woke up was how good his burger tasted and looked around for it. But it wasn't there, and neither was MyNameIsKooky's. Then he saw MyNameIsKooy and wondered "What is MyNameIsKooky doing in that warrior suit?" Then he saw the Real MyNameIsKooky and got completely confused. Likewise, all MyNameIsKooky could do was stare. And no, not at MyNameIsKooy. At the defeated Mutant Sock. He was wondering where that sock had come from. In fact, like before, He didn't even notice MyNameIsKooy at first. And the Moment the Mutant Sock was defeated, Blast!10 had quickly flown off. It took a long time for Nobody to figure out that MyNameIsKooy was a warrior version of MyNameIsKooky, who, he thought, had probably been cloned.
MyNameIsKooy, confused on why No one was answering, repeated "My name is MyNameIsKooy, and I shall destroy you."
Now Nobody knew that this must be a bad guy, but, having No idea why he would want to take out them, he asked "Why?" which MyNameIsKooy answered saying "Because... because... because... I'm not sure..."
"Oh, just forget it." said Nobody, coming towards MyNameIsKooy. But he tripped on the twig that had missed the Mutant Sock before, and flew into him instead. However, MyNameIsKooy didn't lose any HP, and Nobody lost 99 HP. This as because, right as Blast!10 was leaving, MyNameIsKooy had snatched another superhero item from his pack. It was a potion, which had directed all HP he lost to the person who used it. However, it was slowly wearing off, and he still had one weakness.
Nobody said "Ow." and grabbed a birdhouse that was hanging from a house nearby. Whacking MyNameIsKooy with it, of course, didn't do anything, except to defeat Nobody. MyNameIsKooky recovered, and dumped out a Volvic Revive on Nobody, reviving him with eighty HP. Then MyNameIsKooky grabbed a Rubber Ducky and a Banana from the same house, and whacked MyNameIsKooy with them both, ending out only with HIM getting defeated.
Then the owner of the house, a guy named Orza, came out, pretty mad that people were stealing his things. He looked at MyNameIsKooy, and, thinking that he was the one who had stolen his things, shot him. Then he left.(the rubber ducky turned out to be a world-famous rubber ducky that was the only one in the universe with a Blue beak and a red body, and the world's oldest Banana, and the world's only birdhouse that was empty after two hundred years, so, you can't really blame him.) As MyNameIsKooy(Kooy for short) was losing his resistence(however you spell that), he lost 21 HP.
Nobody quickly dumped Volvic Revive on MyNameIsKooky, who then, not wanting to lose much, poked Kooy with a stick. That happened to be his weakness, and defeated him.