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Mother's Day

Post by uneekrose » Sat May 13, 2006 12:43 pm

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Post by amy25 » Sat May 13, 2006 1:01 pm

That's always a good one to remember that children will say anything and everything! I hope all the moms and even the dads have a great mother's day!
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Post by TheoX » Sat May 13, 2006 1:35 pm

That's hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy Mother's day!!
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Post by wonderland01 » Sat May 13, 2006 4:31 pm

Happy Mothers day to all wonderland moms!!
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Post by drushing » Sat May 13, 2006 5:08 pm

Happy Mothers day to the Wonderland Moms!
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Post by TASHA » Sat May 13, 2006 7:11 pm

SPECIAL WISHES FOR ALL THE MOM'S OUT THERE & ESPECIALLY THOSE IN WONDERLAND. Hope we all get breakfast in bed :!: :!: Image
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Post by Ryan Hayward » Sun May 14, 2006 12:35 am

You guys just reminded me. :oops:
Luckily Mum only got up from bed so I can get her present ready.....
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Post by popo » Sun May 14, 2006 7:07 am

You lot are always late.....we had our Mother's Day in March. :roll:

I wouldn't say NO to another one though. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by TheoX » Sun May 14, 2006 3:43 pm

Our mother's day is today, so this announcement was early for us in the U.S. :lol: :lol:
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Post by uneekrose » Sun May 14, 2006 11:11 pm

today is also our anniversary, married 3 years. my husband left me gift certificates to best buy and bed, bath and beyond taped to the kitchen cupboards and to my pc monitor, he's so sweet, Tuesday we leave for a week for a bike (on the hog) trip to Myrtle Beach.

I'll be having wonderland withdrawals by the time we get back........aaaack
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