To Mahaloof :-D

[Marinus]

Of course I'm discreet. In fact, I never read this topic because it's especially "to Mahaloof(: - D)"

On the other hand: I have some family living in Canada, maybe not the French part .......

What does this mean? See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil? Washing hands in innocence?

[Dizzy1]

Hi Honeybottom, I had to run up to the Vet this morning. Why do they always make my appointments so early in the morning?

I spoke with Midnight Synergy this morning and asked just how far Off Topic I could wander. They said I'm within the law so far, but to please tone it down just a bit, in my next post. (they are so picky) So I found a lovely Granite Gray (#7026 on the Feng Shui chart). Only it's appearing white in this note. Don't know why! Hope you can still read it.

Just make a little film with your mobile phone, dear, put it on YouTube, and then translate the exact address here in Dutch, so only I will be able to get to it! (And Marinus perhaps, but he's a discreet guy.... )
Tell you what: as a warm-up to our marriage I will join you on YouTube with a little film of my orthopedic shoe soles...

Pictures have been sent sweetiepooper. (quite a few) I didn't know your exact address so I just sent them via Fedex Overnight, to Mahaloof in Wonderland. Hope they get to you soon.

Yes, Marinus is very discreet; intelligent to boot.

ps. Please don't eat any more Chinese food for a while....I like you just the way you are.

pss. I mispelled Fing Fang Fung Feng Shui earlier. See what you do to me?

[Dizzy1]

I might be sweet and understanding....well...most of the time...but, nope I just can't do it, I'd just have to peek....it's that curiosity streak I have in me, must be the French Canadian part of me........on my dad's side.....Mom's side was German and Irish.

LOL Monica, I love hearing about everyone's parts. A lot of us might be related from way back. I might be a tad Irish also!!! Quite a mixed breed.

[rescuefire]

Marinus that means plotting or planning or scheming. It was in reference to the post above it.

hehehe <~~that's the way I laugh in real life. Isn't that obnoxious?!

[Mahaloof]

I had to run up to the Vet this morning.

I already suspected you're quite an animal, little Tiger you. I love that wild quality in you....
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Wait a minute: it's the Yorkies, isn't it?? What's the matter with them, darling? Don't tell me they tried to bark in German and got all choked up.


Can't wait to get your pictures, loveydovey. A good idea to mail them, as there's apparently a lot of French Canadian blood running around here. They're very inquisitive. A wonderful characteristic if you're a Quantum Physicist, a Jungian Psychic or work for The New York Post.

Anyway...Don't you worry about the address, my sweet flower. The Mailman Nico Velope can find every resident in Wonderland with his eyes closed. He doesn't do that normally, what with all these boulders rolling around, but he could. And even Tramp over a few hedges blindfolded. In theory...

LOL Monica, I love hearing about everyone's parts.

Me too!!! BtW, does anyone have any spare parts? I've got this running nose, but as I'm not really into sports, I'd like to trade for something more useful.....

I mispelled Fing Fang Fung Feng Shui earlier. See what you do to me?

I thought it was spelled Tai Chi....

...and I'll not name here what you do to me, dear....

[Marinus]

Marinus that means plotting or planning or scheming. It was in reference to the post above it.

hehehe <~~that's the way I laugh in real life. Isn't that obnoxious?!

Thanks Robyn, I saw that the picture was called "plotting", but I knew that word from a drawing-computer-program, such as Autocad. And I didn't recognize that picture; it seems to me someone is washing hands

About your way of laughing; I didn't hear it

But I'll wait and see what you've been plotting or planning

[Dizzy1]

I already suspected you're quite an animal, little Tiger you. I love that wild quality in you....
..
...
Wait a minute: it's the Yorkies, isn't it?? What's the matter with them, darling? Don't tell me they tried to bark in German and got all choked up.

Can't wait to get your pictures, loveydovey. A good idea to mail them, as there's apparently a lot of French Canadian blood running around here. They're very inquisitive. A wonderful characteristic if you're a Quantum Physicist, a Jungian Psychic or work for The New York Post.

Anyway...Don't you worry about the address, my sweet flower. The Mailman Nico Velope can find every resident in Wonderland with his eyes closed. He doesn't do that normally, what with all these boulders rolling around, but he could. And even Tramp over a few hedges blindfolded. In theory...

LOL Monica, I love hearing about everyone's parts.

Me too!!! BtW, does anyone have any spare parts? I've got this running nose, but as I'm not really into sports, I'd like to trade for something more useful.....

I mispelled Fing Fang Fung Feng Shui earlier. See what you do to me?

I thought it was spelled Tai Chi....

...and I'll not name here what you do to me, dear....

Ok Sweetie, I had to repeat everything you said cuz it's all just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious! I read it three times yesterday and totally cracked up each time.

Has anyone ever referred to you as being incorrigible? Well, I am now! But it's GREAT fun. Must run to the store now, I'll write more later.

[tyteen4a03]

I already suspected you're quite an animal, little Tiger you. I love that wild quality in you....
..
...
Wait a minute: it's the Yorkies, isn't it?? What's the matter with them, darling? Don't tell me they tried to bark in German and got all choked up.

Can't wait to get your pictures, loveydovey. A good idea to mail them, as there's apparently a lot of French Canadian blood running around here. They're very inquisitive. A wonderful characteristic if you're a Quantum Physicist, a Jungian Psychic or work for The New York Post.

Anyway...Don't you worry about the address, my sweet flower. The Mailman Nico Velope can find every resident in Wonderland with his eyes closed. He doesn't do that normally, what with all these boulders rolling around, but he could. And even Tramp over a few hedges blindfolded. In theory...

LOL Monica, I love hearing about everyone's parts.

Me too!!! BtW, does anyone have any spare parts? I've got this running nose, but as I'm not really into sports, I'd like to trade for something more useful.....

I mispelled Fing Fang Fung Feng Shui earlier. See what you do to me?

I thought it was spelled Tai Chi....

...and I'll not name here what you do to me, dear....

Ok Sweetie Pooper Soupy Scooper, (huh? ) I had to repeat everything you said cuz it's all just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious! I read it three times yesterday and totally cracked up each time.

Has anyone ever referred to you as being incorrigible? Well, I am now! But it's GREAT fun. Must run to the store now, I'll write more later.

For Sweetie Pooper Soupy Scooper XD

I mispelled Fing Fang Fung Feng Shui earlier. See what you do to me? I thought it was spelled Tai Chi....

...and I'll not name here what you do to me, dear....

Feng Shui?What do you mean?(What to do with Feng Shui )

And Tai Chi is a kind of exercise for those OLD ladies and men.
(So you two need it? )

[Dizzy1]

Tyteen, I actually found Mahaloof in the Puzzle/Action Levels forum.
We just came in here to talk.

ps. You are funny.

[Mahaloof]

I had to run up to the Vet this morning.

Must run to the store now

Let me guess: you're running to the hairdressers' this morning! Too bad my nose doesn't run anymore, or I could've send it to you to help out. (It's just a joke, folks, my nose is actually just attached to my face 'n all. I'm a normal guy. Really...)

But seriously: are you one of those Jogging Addicts I've heard about? It seems to be quite an epidemic in the States at the moment. A neighbour tries to have a little chat over the hedge, but then it's: "Sorry, gotta run. Manicure appointment!" Whoosh..... It turns out the number of dinner talks in the USA went down 56 % in the last 3 years.
Chit chat: - 44 %
Family updates: - 51 %
Serious heartfelt conversations: - 72 %

Hopefully you have contacted Joggers Anonymous, dear. I can imagine this group of people sitting in a circle, sweatband in hand, feet nervously tapping. Then you stand up and say: "My name is Jessica and I am a Jogg... Oh, gotta run!" Whoosh....

People just don't have time for each other anymore. And the solution is easy. The... wait, I gotta run to the grocers'. I'll be back!

[Dizzy1]

LOLOL, Honey you've got me all wrong. Not everyone is typical of the 'States' behavior. Lots of us wish things were back to the 'good old days' when people actually left doors unlocked, talked at the hedges, had coffee and a heartfelt chat, chopped wood for an upcoming, brutal winter, washed clothes in a tub outside, went to the outhouse in the middle of the freezing night, with no light except a dim flickering candle, trapped wild animals to store meat for the winter, walked 20 miles into town just to trade goods, for sugar and flour, (went too far)

I've never had my hair, nails, feet or buttocks done. My sister has to force me to wear make-up (at gunpoint). I don't jog (used to ), just walk on the treadmill 30 minutes a day. I'd rather walk outside, but it's too dangerous: coyote, fox, great-horned owl, neighbors pit bull, ice cream truck.

Last but not least........I abhor shopping! My sister thinks I'm "odd".

So see, I'm just a run-of-the-mill Dork. oops! Look at the time! Gotta run, working on a new level.

[Marinus]

............... chopped wood for an upcoming, brutal winter, washed clothes in a tub outside, went to the outhouse in the middle of the freezing night, with no light except a dim flickering candle, trapped wild animals to store meat for the winter, walked 20 miles into town just to trade goods, for sugar and flour..........

Ooooh those good old days.......... And when you sent a letter to somenone on the other side of the ocean, about a game you were playing or whatever.......... exciting weeks to wait for an anwer


Or, to say it on the US-way: LOL!

[tyteen4a03]

............... chopped wood for an upcoming, brutal winter, washed clothes in a tub outside, went to the outhouse in the middle of the freezing night, with no light except a dim flickering candle, trapped wild animals to store meat for the winter, walked 20 miles into town just to trade goods, for sugar and flour..........

Ooooh those good old days.......... And when you sent a letter to somenone on the other side of the ocean, about a game you were playing or whatever.......... exciting weeks to wait for an anwer


Or, to say it on the US-way: LOL!

LOL for those letter LOL XDDDDD

How do the letter float?I know with a bottle,but why they can keep FLOATING?

(Maybe they go to the space.LOL)

[Dizzy1]

Ooooh those good old days.......... And when you sent a letter to somenone on the other side of the ocean, about a game you were playing or whatever.......... exciting weeks to wait for an anwer

Or, to say it on the US-way: LOL!

Ahhhhh, good old days, good old times! Wait!! Today is a 'good old day'!

[Dizzy1]

How do the letter float?I know with a bottle,but why they can keep FLOATING?

(Maybe they go to the space.LOL)

I've wondered that myself Tyteen! Doesn't water get in the bottle? Can you imagine how many bottles are at the bottom of the sea...with notes in them!? Important notes!

[tyteen4a03]

How do the letter float?I know with a bottle,but why they can keep FLOATING?

(Maybe they go to the space.LOL)

I've wondered that myself Tyteen! Doesn't water get in the bottle? Can you imagine how many bottles are at the bottom of the sea...with notes in them!? Important notes!

So the fish eat the note,and you eat them..... LOL

[uneekrose]

There is nothing but a note in the bottle plus some air, a cork is usually used to seal the bottle, nice and tight.

[tyteen4a03]

There is nothing but a note in the bottle plus some air, a cork is usually used to seal the bottle, nice and tight.

But sometimes they brake.

[Dizzy1]

There is nothing but a note in the bottle plus some air, a cork is usually used to seal the bottle, nice and tight.

But sometimes they brake.

Right! Sometimes they break. The bottom of the sea is a very violent place; it smashes the bottles into the rocks.

So I guess, if I've eaten fish, I've also eaten several important notes!

[uneekrose]

Ahhh!!! Just use a plastic bottle, there's plenty of those lying around and the caps usually seal pretty good on those and plastics aren't biodegradable. So unless a fish (shark mostly) doesn't swallow it, it'll get somewhere.
But please don't litter, I can't stand to see litter on the sides of the roads or washed up on our beaches. What's wrong with people....shame....shame.

[Marinus]

Really remarkable to see how off-topic this off-topic-topic is. We were talking about the 'good old days' when life was hard and there was no email or discussion forums, so you had to sent a letter by boat. And now it is about litter of plastic bottles

[Mahaloof]

Lots of us wish things were back to the 'good old days' when people actually left doors unlocked,

Aaah, what a wonderful idea! A 'Back to the Future' honeymoon. I'll talk to mom who'll talk to dad who'll talk to friends in the scientific community who'll talk to Quantum Physicists who are busy with this sort of thing...
Spending a few weeks in the good old days!

had coffee and a heartfelt chat,

Wonderful! People really had time for each other back then...

chopped wood for an upcoming, brutal winter

Well, I'm not very good at that sort of thing, but we'll buy us some wood.

washed clothes in a tub outside

Not really my cup of tea, but if you're willing to do it...

went to the outhouse in the middle of the freezing night

Errrm, say listen...

walked 20 miles into town just to trade goods

Come to think of it, time travel is not all that it's cranked up to be.
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How about Bulgaria or Romania?

I've never had my hair, nails, feet or buttocks done.

Your hair and nails must be very very long, bunny. But they have tools for that nowawadays.

My sister has to force me to wear make-up (at gunpoint)

Mine too. Didn't even know she hád a gun...

There is nothing but a note in the bottle plus some air, a cork is usually used to seal the bottle, nice and tight.

Monica, I've always thought so and this is the proof: you definitely are the cleverest of us all. A cork! I never thought of that... No more wet notes. People can even send food to each other. Like a can of tuna. Terrific!

[Marinus]

Hi Mahaloof

I searched on internet for the name Mahaloof because I thought there must be some big publishing company or bookshop that sells storybooks of you (I hope in Dutch ). But I only found this discussion board, so please tell me, did you use a pseudonym perhaps

[Dizzy1]

Hi Mahaloof

I searched on internet for the name Mahaloof because I thought there must be some big publishing company or bookshop that sells storybooks of you (I hope in Dutch ). But I only found this discussion board, so please tell me, did you use a pseudonym perhaps

Hi Marinus, it's Fool-a-ham spelled backwards!

[Marinus]

Oh I didn't think of that I thought it was Maha Loof, whatever Maha may be. But my question was if he writes books because I'd like to read them, if they are Dutch.

By the way, what's now your real name? Dizzy, Jessica, Emmy,Esmeralda?

[Dizzy1]

Ok, if you MUST know.........it's pronounced 'Emily' but spelled 'Emilie'.

My friends/family call me all sorts of different nicknames (some I won't repeat, kidding) Mimi, Emmy, Em, Emster, Memster, Meems, Dizzy, the list goes on and on and I love all of them. So take your pick.

[Marinus]

Thanks. I didn't say I MUST know But I think it's good to know your real name when I talk with you, especially because there were so many different names you were called. And it's a nice name, nothing wrong with.

So you were the woman Simon and Garfunkel were looking for?

[Dizzy1]

I love my name. Yes, Simon & Garfunkel found me, asked me to go on Tour with them and sing. I turned them down, (unfortunately for me), because they became famous after that, even without me.

[Marinus]

LOL

[Dizzy1]

I'm here all week!