HELP HELP HELP

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:31 pm

Okay, so my friend's brithday is tomorrow, and I have no idea what to write in a card for her.

HELP HELP HELP

It's been a while since I actually wrote a card to someone, so...

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:33 pm

GET A HOOPS AND YOYO E-CARD FROM HALLMARK.COM AT LAST SECOND

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:35 pm

No, I meant a more formal type of card.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:35 pm

How about a Garfield card?

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:38 pm

Eh, still a little too goofy.

I did write a card the other day, but the saying I wrote sounds a little...weird.

"Happy Birthday. This is a day to celebrate the gift of you to the world."

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:40 pm

I have an idea for a small segment of the letter. I'm not good at writing formal letters, but I hope this helps:

Random Letter wrote:Dear kgfjhodjho, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a great day, a great life, a great etc. etc. etc.! I hope you enjoyed your birthday party (if you had one). Congratulations on turning OVER 9000!!! years old! I'm sure that age will bring you new advantages some time soon. *CONTINUING ON*

Make sure you replace the kgfjhodjho and OVER 9000!!! with her name and age.

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:41 pm

WOW. That is perfect.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:42 pm

You're welcome. I only said it was a small segment, though, so try to come up with more to make it longer.

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:52 pm

Yeah, that does sound like a pretty good card! Good job, MNI-*shot*.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:08 pm

And this is what should come after that:

Random Letter CONTINUED wrote:Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare ya to find her if ya can!

I BET YOU SAW THAT ONE COMING, DIDN'T YOU?

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:17 pm

YES.

Nothing you could use wrote:Dear ???, you have an unforgettably cool name. It is so cool. I like you very much.

Don't replace the ??? with the persons name.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:20 pm

I'll give that advice to Blink, then.

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:19 pm

Heh, nice.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:20 pm

Wait, actually, that was cliche.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:28 pm

Oh, well.

You can't always send the perfect message, sometimes you have to send overused ones.

...

OFF TOPIC: May I start that penguin plat some time when I get the chance?

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:29 pm

Humor and formality do go together sometimes.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:31 pm

I was referring to Nobody's idea.

And about his question about the penguin plot?

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:04 am

Nobody wrote:YES.

Nothing you could use wrote:Dear ???, you have an unforgettably cool name. It is so cool. I like you very much.
Don't replace the ??? with the persons name.

Nice job making a wefight reference without making a wefight reference.
(UGH PARADOX.)

Blink · Post by **Blink** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:00 am

*sigh*

Today I got too nervous to even give it to her, and I guess it was an EPIC FAIL.

Don't ask me why.