How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook

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How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook

Post by twohappylane » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:13 pm

Some one sent this to me recently which I LOVE! I'm not copying the tweety bird picture that came with this. It's perfect for us Wonderlanders. :!:
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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?
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Post by Andrea » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:16 pm

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a great one!

I have sworn off housework anyhow...I made my husband hire me a maid! Ain't life grand! :D
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Post by Lutz » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:19 pm

Will start trying tomorrow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Lillian » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:27 pm

:D :D :D That is so funny! I'm going to do it tomorrow morning :wink: :D :D :D
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Post by Shorty » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:39 am

That is too funny Susan... awesome :D :D :D

thank you for the laugh hun
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Post by the cat » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:21 am

It worked
I feel much better today no housework.
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:00 pm

I needed that giggle this morning. Here is something a friend of mine sent me that I thought was kind of nice. I thought I would share it with you all:


Something nice!
This is lovely, so I am forwarding it to my friends. This explains why
we forward jokes.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead
for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of
The road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was
Broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch
That looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"
"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought
Right up."
The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler
asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
Continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came
to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never
been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree
And reading a book.
"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."
"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
"There should be a bowl by the pump."
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned
Hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then
He gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was
standing by the tree.
"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is Heaven," he answered.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road
said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
That's hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave
their best friends behind."
Soooo...
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without
writing a word.
Maybe this will explain.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you
do?
You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you
Forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know
how, you forward jokes.
Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still
important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?
A forwarded joke.
So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just
another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your
friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime
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Post by Cat » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:14 pm

Thanks Jane, that is so beautiful and special and very true! :D :)

Thanks for sharing!
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:16 pm

My pleasure :) :) :) :)
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Post by the cat » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:39 pm

You have been gone a loooong time. :(
Happy to see you back with us nutters. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I too got that via e-mail. It makes you feel good to be ask if you would like a bowl of water. :wink:
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:48 pm

Once a Nutter, always a Nutter!!!



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Post by SharonM » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:11 pm

That was an beautiful story, Jane. Thank you for posting it. :D :D :D :D
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Post by Lillian » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:19 pm

Lovely story Jane - stay around this time buddy - your little Louise misses her Thelma :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:23 pm

Unfortunately, you all are stuck with me!!!


Don't get too excited, but I am actually working on making another lame level, stay tuned!! :wink: :wink: :wink:


Thelma is here!!!
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Post by soluvable » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:48 pm

Screen Friends

My husband has finally gone to work
My children have finished their play
they've gone to bed their stories read
Now it's my time of day.

I've had one of those days
you know what I mean
so I sit back and relax
and turn on my screen.

I'll talk to all my friends
who know just what to say
to make my stresses go
and my troubles fade away.

My friends you're always there for me
whenever I feel blue
and though we've never met before
I know our friendships true.

And although we haven't been friends for long
in this short time it seems
we shared so many things already
our hopes, our fears, our dreams.

We come from different walks of life
but we share a common bond
and it's time to say that of all of you
I've grown so very fond.

So thank you friends for being there
whenever I've needed you
I know you're always there for me
and you know I'm there for you.
** So Happy to be back, playing again **
**So~luv~a~ble**
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:58 pm

That was beautifully written.
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Post by soluvable » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:09 pm

Thanks Jane,

Nice to meet you :D

I Haven't said much in the past couple of days and I just wanted you all to know that I am still around.
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Post by Lillian » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:09 pm

Did you make that up So-Luv-able? That is really nice :D :D :D
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:19 pm

Nice to meet you too Soluvable. I come and go around here like a "toot" in the wind :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by soluvable » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:20 pm

Lillian,

No sorry I can't take the credit for these beautiful words. I wish I had what it takes to write nice poetry. I got it from a friends poetry site.

I picked it because I thought it fit perfectly with the wonderful bond that is shared in this fourm.
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Post by soluvable » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:22 pm

Jane,

LMAO :lol: :lol:
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Post by jane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:31 pm

I am ashamed to admit it but I just had to ask my 19 yr old daughter what LMAO meant :oops: :oops: :oops:

Ok I am getting learned more and more each day.



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Post by soluvable » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:25 pm

that's o.k. I didnt know either for the longest time. thank goodness for younger hipper sisters :wink:
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Post by SharonM » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:30 pm

That was beautiful, Soluvable. And yes it does fit here. Thank you so much for sharing it. :D
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Post by the cat » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:53 pm

I 2nd what Sharon Said.
It made me :cry:
But my bladder is in back of my Eyes.
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Post by SharonM » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:06 pm

Me too Cathy. I have to take a pocketful of tissues to the movies, weddings, funerals, concerts,........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by laura n. » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:21 pm

ok, Twohappy lane , I took your advice, but what do I do when the hubby start bit*$ing.... ? hmmm maybe I'll make a file for him too lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jane & Kerri, those were really good , thanks :D :D

Now since this thread has turned kinda sensitive I'll share a good one with you.

THE WOODEN BOWL

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a
week from now, a month from now, a year from now.

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four
year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was
blurred, and his step faltered.

The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's
shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his
spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the
tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do
something about Grandfather," said the son. I've had enough of his
spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There,
Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since
Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden
bowl.

When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a
tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had
for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four year old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood
scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?"

Just as sweetly, the boy responded, "Oh, I am making a little bowl for
you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up."

The four year old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents that they were speechless. Then tears
started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both
knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back
to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal
with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to
care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth
soiled.

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Post by twohappylane » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:26 pm

Oh wow Laura ~~~~~ out of the mouth of babes!!
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Post by SharonM » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:45 pm

Laura, you're right. That one will stay with me. That's what I keep trying to tell people. Your kids learn by example, not by words. I loved the story. Thank you. :D
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Post by the cat » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:53 am

yes
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