* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
* Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
* Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
* Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
* If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it, which side would land down?
* If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
* You know how most packages say 'open here'? What is the protocol if the package says 'open somewhere else'?
* Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
* Why is brassire singular and panties plural?
* Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
* You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
*Why does the computer auto-save while you are trying to delete?
Mette
Thanks to Kymmie.