Church Bulletin Fun

mette · Post by **mette** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:49 pm

Something else off the net:

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Thursday at 5:00 pm. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers, please meet the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the Altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.

The rosebud on the Altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Tonight's sermon: "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church community.

Potluck supper...Prayer and medication to follow.

Don't let worry kill you off. Let the church help.

These are collected from actual church bulletins.

Mette

kaz67 · Post by **kaz67** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:57 pm

Priceless !

Kazza

Liz Mayhew · Post by **Liz Mayhew** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:31 pm

Thanks for the laughs Mette - I'm printing these out for my Mum!

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:53 pm

Thank you Mette, I laugh so hard I was crying. I have read everything to my Aunt (she is blind) We both enjoyed this so much. Thank you Again.

mette · Post by **mette** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:05 pm

I'm happy to be of assistance

I'm glad I made you laugh

Mette

laura n. · Post by **laura n.** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:54 pm

You did it again Mette...... Had me laughing so hard I had to run for the Depends

I am not a church going soul, but I DO live in the "bible belt", I have this overwhelming urge to print this & share it with my co-workers that are church going souls.

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:05 am

Wonderful, Mette!

I was in need of a good laugh. Thank you.
Laura, I'm sure your church-going co-workers will laugh at it, too.