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Issue #30:
Article #1: What Gives?:
Hello, everyone...
I do apologize about how two weeks ago, we had a terrible issue,
and last week... well, there was no issue. But I can explain in this little issue,
here. And, I might add, this is a fairly big issue(given it actually does contain
some meet about what happened the previous two weeks).
So, first thing's first, before we actually get to some interesting stuff,
I'll explain what happened. This month has not been
particularly
splendid. Lets just say it involved a shoe surgery and another dead scritter,
and leave it at that.
"No, we want juicy details", you might say. Well, true,
but I give all the juicy details and gossip about
other stinkers, not myself.
For instance, did you know that Looli is actually thinking about
moving in with Redfleen? Or that Snoopsy actually went through with
adopting some wee stinkers to become as snoopy as possible?
... Have I gone to far? Well, that's what newspapers do.
Anyhow, I do hope you enjoy this week's edition.
Article #2: The Dark Cave:
Correction: Dank Cave*
Correction: Dark Cave**
Correction: Wait no this text is too small to keep going!
Well, the footage (brought to you by Jutomi Inc.™©) for the adventures
in Dark Cave have finally been fully released and linked to the world-wide
website, the Wonderland Forums!
(Eventally I'm going to run out of these cheep applause images I rip off of the internet.)
All of the videos covering this amazing feat
#selfpromotion are found on this url.
http://pcpuzzle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=360260#360260
I hope you like it. Do you realize how expensive it is to have a camera follow you perfectly for hours on end, complete with closeups?
Surprisingly not that much, actually.
Article #3: Looli, Redfleen, and Snoopsy:
Ok, ok, ok. Now I know you're all wondering what's really going on here,
with these stinkers.
Well, Looli admitted to Redfleen that moving into the same household would
be in the best interest of both of them. That way they could both stay together,
maybe raise some wee stinkers together, and have an incredibly close place to work.
Redfleen, however, turned Looli down on the offer, saying that they'd
rather not have to change their whole lifestyle just so Looli can get to work easier.
... Really, Redfleen. You can't see that she also wants you to take stinkers out
on camping trips with her? Oh, dear, this reminds me of another incident...
now, who were they...
hmmm...
AH WELL! Onto Snoopsy.
Yes, Snoopsy is, in fact, as you all know, the stinker who likes to watch
what ingrediants Butterworth actually puts into those new pancakes.
In fact, fun fact, Snoopsy actually gets me a lot of the information for this newspaper company.
... AHAHA just kidding!
Not really, Snoopsy's watching me type right now and I need to make really tiny text to explain this.
Well, Snoopsy has decided to adopt not 4, not 5, but 2 wee stinkers!
... wait, it was two, right Snoopsy? It was? Ok.
Yes, you read it here, folks. Two. That means we'll have two little Snoopsys
snooping around Wondertown, or maybe even spread out and take over Wonderland
- I mean, might gather some more intel for our company. Yes, that's what I meant.
Right now, they are... actually all staring at me, but nonetheless,
right now, Snoopy is training the stinkers to be as quiet, as patient, and
as observant as possible. That's not necessarily a bad thing as long as,
you know, they don't catch you taking your gloves off or blinking into a
chocolate factory like Peegue did.
That's all for now, folks. Have a marvelous week!