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Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:41 pm

Microwaves 1-3 have 10 HP each remaining!

Nobody blasts Microwave 1 with his Superpowers!

Microwave 1 loses 250 HP! -240 HP remaining!

Microwave 1 is defeated!

Microwave 1 tries to attack the minus!

Microwave 1 has bad aim!

Microwave 1 attacks Microwave 3!

Microwave 3 is defeated!

Microwave 1 tries again!

Microwave 1 hits Microwave 2!

Microwave 2 is defeated!

Microwave 1 tries again!

- is defeated!

Microwave 1 is revived with 240 HP!

Nobody sets Microwave 1 to high for 34:07!

Microwave 1 starts to overheat...

Nobody says: "I have Microwave 1 rigged to overheat and blow up this entire snake pit. We have 34 minutes to get out of here! RUN!"

Everyone runs towards the edge of the snake pit!

Nineteen ninja hatstands jump out of the darkness!

Nobody says: "Bother."

A bowling ball rolls over, ready to fight.

32:30...

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:49 pm

Master Wonder Mage reaches pyramid.

Master Wonder Mage enters pyramid.

Master Wonder Mage sees the cement truck.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:51 pm

Sammy_P throws a blowing ball at Ninja Hatstand 1!

Ninja Hatstand 1 is defeated!

32:00

Micman uses Gravity Powers to make the bowling ball hit Ninja Hatstands 2-5!

Ninja Hatstands 2-4 are defeated!

Ninja Hatstand 5 loses 100 HP! 50 HP remaining!

Nobody uses a sleepy mattress, and Micman uses Gravity Powers so the sleepy mattress makes Ninja Hatstands 5-10 fall asleep!

Deeman throws Ninja Hatstands 5-10 and Rift BoyWhoFlies!

Rift BoyWhoFlies eats a SPICY NACHO, giving him Temporal Fire Powers!

Rift BoyWhoFlies burns up Ninja Hatstands 5-10, and does 11 and 12 in the process.

30:00

Sammy_P notices that the Bowling Ball has 50 HP left.

Deeman kicks it.

Bowling Ball is defeated!

29:30

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:04 pm

Ninja Hatstand 13 gets hit by a giant potato from above.

Ninja Hatstand 13 is defeated!

Ninja Hatstand 14 spins around!

A hat spins off of Ninja Hatstand 14 like shruiken!

Nobody gets hit by the hat!

Nobody loses 50 HP! 800 HP remaining!

Nobody says: "NOW I'M ANGRY!"

Nobody picks up Ninja Hatstand 14!

Nobody tries to snap Ninja Hatstand in two!

Nobody says: "Errrrrgh..."

Nobody tries even harder!

Ninja Hatstand 14 bends slightly.

Nobody tries even harder!

Nobody starts sweating!

Ninja Hatstand 14 bends a bit more!

Ninja Hatstand 15 slaps Nobody in the face.

Nobody loses 15 HP! 785 HP remaining!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:09 pm

Rift BoyWhoFlies eats Ninja Hatstands 17-19 in half.

Micman uses gravity powers to break the other Ninja Hatstands!

25:00.

6 Drillbots appear!

Drillbot I is shot from above from Rift BoyWhoFlies!

Drillbot I explodes!

Drillbots II and III shoot drills at Nobody!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:47 pm

Rift Boywhoflies says "You allready had guns? Dang, I coulda kept the one I gave you."
Rift Boywhoflies screams "HELICOPTER ATTACK!"
Rift Boywhoflies charges for a few minutes and shoots the helicopter out, hitting a few random things.
Rift Boywhoflies hops in the helicopter and flies it. He tries to figgure out all the controls so he can get the others out, forgeting he can fly them out on his own.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:54 pm

Sammy_P thinks the helicopter is another Sniper Helicopter!

Sammy_P starts shooting willy-nilly with his sniper rifle!

After many antics of stupidness...

1:00

Nobody says "Come on!"

Rift BoyWhoFlies gets everyone out.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:55 pm

Dancing Duck uses his Stalker Dance to appear in front of RBWF!
Dancing Duck says "Hello, Bonjour. WHO ARE YOU? I was trying to stalk that pesky apple!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:59 pm

Rift Boywhoflies throws everyone into the propeller, then gets in himself!
Everyone is defeated!
The helicopter blows up, causing a chain reaction that sets off all the nukes in the world, plus about 500000000 that aren't made yet!
Planet Wefight is defeated!
With the planet gone, everyone was never born!
Paradox time!
Evreything in existance is defeated!

Ignore that^. I just had to put that. :3

Rift Boywhoflies takes a bite out of one of the windows.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Okay. For now on the helicopter with the bite is mine. Don't shoot it."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:01 pm

Sammy_P steers the helicopter.

Nobody says "Yellow book at 12 o'clock."

Deeman says "Cement truck at 9 o'clock."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:02 pm

Oh, I took that long to write that? Well, put this post in front of the above one.

Rift Boywhoflies says "I'm a random guy who has rift powers, bat wings, epic-looking black flames where my eyes should be, awesome looking clothes, eating powers, possibly giant shark-like teeth...I dunno, it would fit, and a chaos emerald. And apprently I think too much of myself. Anyway, what apple?"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:02 pm

Dancing Duck says "PAY ATTENTION!"
Dancing Duck bites RBWF.
Dancing Duck mutters "Stupid humans."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:03 pm

Now we posted at the same time. Put my 2nd post infront of my 1st post. :3

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:04 pm

ignore the above
Dancing Duck says "The apple that shoots perfectly good toast. YOU MUST KNOW HIM!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:04 pm

Again?
Rift Boywhoflies says "YOU WANNA MESS?!?" to Dancing Duck.
Rift Boywhoflies bites off Dancing Duck's wing!
Dancing Duck mutters "My point exactly."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:05 pm

Except I meant my post, not yours.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:06 pm

Again while I was posting that. Ignore my above post, too.

Rift Boywhoflies knows App can beat DD, but dosen't want to take any chances.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Nope. Haven't heard of him."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:07 pm

I knew that. Wow, this has gotta be a record for most posts at the same time in a row. That makes 5. :3

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:08 pm

Flying Pig drops in.
Flying Pig says "Should we trust him? We need to save Soap from him, NOW!"
Dancing Duck says "I don't know."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:11 pm

Rift Boywhoflies realises that App just comes back to life after he dies. He dosen't know what will happen to Soap.
Rift BOywhoflies says "Okay, I know him. And where he is, unless he left somehow. What was that about Soap?"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:24 pm

Dancing Duck says "Soap got transformed into an evil toaster by a witch and teleported to The Apple. What's his name, anyway. WE MUST HURRY!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:32 pm

Rift Boywhoflies says "Wew! I thought you were gonna kill him! Unless you're lying. Why am I thinking outloud? Anyway, App is in my brain, I belive. Give me a sec."
Rift Boywhoflies imagines App right infront of the exit of his mind, after clucking Dawn away.
App hops out.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:51 pm

App sees Dancing Duck.
Dancing Duck sees App.
Dancing Duck says "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SOAP!? IF YOU KILL MY FRIEND, I'LL KILL YOU SO MUCH YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:59 pm

Rift Boywhoflies says "If you're onna kill each other, at least let me land the helicopter."
Rift Boywhoflies lands the helicopter next to the cement mixer and eats a hole for Kooky to get out, then pulls him up.
Rift Boywhoflies says "Anyway...don't mess with App. He'll pwn you. Remember ET3? And if you do I'll give him some help he dosen't need. Besides, isn't Soap App's friend, too?"
Rift Boywhoflies wonders if he has shark-like teeth so he can show them off.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:08 pm

Dancing Duck doesn't know about the series!
App and Dancing Duck say "He's YOUR friend too?!"
Dancing Duck says "Yes. He came out of this weird box thing and asked for help looking for his trumpet."
Eviltoaster comes.
App sees shoots EvilToaster!
EvilToaster is defeated!
Dancing Duck says "YOU HOMICIDAL FREAK! YOU KILLED SOAP!"
Dancing Duck gets out some weird instument and plays a song.
EvilToaster is really Soap!
EvilToaster becomes Soap.
Soap says "That was weird. I had a dream that App killed me."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:08 pm

MyNameIsKooky says: "What took you so long... Nobody?"

MyNameIsKooky sees Nobody.

MyNameIsKooky says: "What's with these non-humans? LEAVE US ALONE, RANDOM NON-HUMANS!"

MyNameIsKooky teleports App, Soap, Dancing Duck, and Magic Gum Wrapper onto a nearby mountain.

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Hey! Now we have to go rescue them!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Who are you, anyway? I don't know you!"

Nobody says: "Um, ahem. MyNameIsKooky, meet Rift Boywhoflies. And vice versa."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:09 pm

Rift Boywhoflies asks the apples if fan charecters like Doom and Cher actualy exist in Evil Toaster.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:12 pm

(continued)

...after flying up the mountain to rescue them.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:44 pm

Ignore my post above. :/
Rift Boywhoflies says "I'm just curous. Why didn't you teleport Deeman? He's a rock with a MS paint body. Or me. I'm more of a humanoid-mutant-thing.".

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:47 pm

MyNameIsKooky says: "Well, thanks for rescuing me!"

MyNameIsKooky trips over a conveniently placed twig and dies.

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