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Sammy_P wrote:doctor lies is DEAD ss01

His post can be between mine and yours.

SS01 throws cats at Evil Forcefield!

Nobody is rapidly making Spiky Mattresses!

No to this, I can't make spiky mattresses. Not yet, anyway.

Drunk Doctor No is being attacked by LittleZbot.

Drunk Doctor No: 4000 HP
Evil Forcefield: 5000 HP

My comments in bold.)

Nobody starts climbing up the tacos.

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Sammy_P says "EAT TACOS THEN SEARCH FOR THE CAR"

Meanwhile...

MyNameIsKooky wakes up tied to chains in a SQUIRREL MENTALITY CHANGER.

DUN DUN DUN!

Rift Boywhoflies stops the taco storm, then starts to eat them while sucking then up.

Bat drinks the empty soda bottle!

A taco lands in Demon Mouse's mouth!

Demon Mouse is revived with 250 HP!

Sammy_P punches Demon Mouse off the building!

Nobody gets to the bottom floor.

Sammy_P parachutes off the building.

Woodchuck, Giant Spider, Deeman, SS01, and Micman follow with parachutes.

Demon Mouse is still falling!

Sammy_P turns on the car.

Demon Mouse lands behind the car.

Sammy_P backs the car over Demon Mouse.

Sammy_P wrote:A taco lands in Demon Mouse's mouth!

Demon Mouse is revived with 250 HP!

Sammy_P punches Demon Mouse off the building!

Nobody gets to the bottom floor.

Sammy_P parachutes off the building.

Woodchuck, Giant Spider, Deeman, SS01, and Micman follow with parachutes.

Demon Mouse is still falling!

Sammy_P turns on the car.

Demon Mouse lands behind the car.

Sammy_P backs the car over Demon Mouse.

I allready stoped Taco Storm, though.

a few more tacos though

(did you get the taco storm from BnG?)

Oh.

(No. I thought of it myself.)

Rift Boywhoflies falls to the others and stops himself with his wings right before he would of hit the ground.

Sammy_P says "IM 11 AND I CAN DRIVE"

Nobody says "Are you sure this is a good idea to let you drive?"

Sammy_P says "I WAS A MINI-TRANSFORMO WHEN I WAS NOT HUMAN"

Nobody says "THAT WAS 5 DAYS AGO"

Sammy_P says "SHUT UP THIS IS A GOOD IDEA"

Deeman interrupts "I thought Sammy_Bro died!"

Sammy_P's eyes widen, and starts driving.

2 hours later...

Nobody says "WHERE IS THAT SQUIRREL HIDEOUT"

Sammy_P does not say anything.

5 minutes later...

Deeman yells "STOP DRIVING TOWARD THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF"

The car does a 'U-TURN' which makes Micman fall off.

10 minutes later...

Sammy_P says "The tracker says the squirrel refuge plaic thingy is 5 miles off."

Nobody says "Okay, you're being creepy. GIMME THE LAPTOP"

News: "DOCTOR RABBIT REVIVED, MIND CONTROLING CHILDREN"

Nobody says "Doctor Rabbit got revived and is mind contr-"

Nobody is kicked out of the car.

Sammy_P says "YOU MUST NOT KNOW THAT INFORMATION."

Deeman tries to attack Sammy_P!

Sammy_P freezes Deeman!

Rift BoyWhoFlies tries to attack!

Sammy_P sticks a chainsaw in Rift BoyWhoFlies's face!

Sammy_P breaks the car, and drives off on SS01's speedcycle, runs over Nobody, and is driving toward the squirrel kingdom.

Nobody says "STOP THAT RABBIT!!! And that kid too!"

Deeman whimpers.

Rift BoyWhoFlies does too.

SS01 says "Wimps."

SS01 walks towards Nobody, and notices his legs have been cut off.

LittleZbot says "Lucky for you, I'm okay!"

Drunk Doctor No comes out of the trunk.

A hot air balloon is flying towards them.

Nobody says "DOCTOR RABBIT IS COMING THIS WAY!!!!!!"

Micman lands on SS01, knocking his body back onto his legs.

Micman is defeated!

Micman mumbles "Stupid Sammy_P thinking I'm an imposter... I was the robot Sammy_Bro he built!"

LittleZbot defeats Drunk Doctor No.

LittleZbot and SS01 pull out first-aid kits.

Nobody says "Sammy_P is riding toward MyNameIsKooky's location and Doctor Rabbit is coming this way.

Later...

Doctor Rabbit lands.

Micman, Rift BWF, and Deeman are revived.

Nobody has a robot torso.

Nobody says "Okay. Me, Micman, and Rift BWF will stop Sammy_P and save MyNameIsKooky. Deeman, LittleZbot, and SS01 will defeat Doctor Rabbit and take his hot air balloon to the squirrel kingdom thing."

No. I'm asleep still.

DELETED

But it was originaly:

Rift Boywhoflies takes the chainsaw out of his face and pulls the handle.
Rift Boywhoflies yells "LEDZ DO THAS THANG!".
Nobody says "You kinda...have no face.".

(99 more views until the grand Wefight 20000 Views)

Deeman turns the balloon into a bunch of bananas.
Deeman says "Problem solved."
Hot Air Bananas spin like a helicopter, causing Doctor Rabbit to fly away faster!
DUN DUN DUN!

(Mind if I hit F5 99 times, then?
Also, remember the NFW Wefight-Forum thing from a while back? Anyone still intrested?)

Can I get a brief explanation of what went on while I was gone?

DEEMAN223344 wrote:Deeman turns the balloon into a bunch of bananas.
Deeman says "Problem solved."
Hot Air Bananas spin like a helicopter, causing Doctor Rabbit to fly away faster!
DUN DUN DUN!

he already landed.

LittleZbot pops the hot air balloon.

Deeman says "You wont get away from us now!"

Doctor Rabbit says "Do I even get a chance to say hello?"

Everyone gets back to Nobody's house.

Plot Device says: "MyNameIsKooky was kidnapped by squirrels back before we started time travelling for Power Orbs. Also, chaos seems to reign when Nobody is gone so it's too bad he probably won't get as much posting opportunity currently."

SS01:"Well then, I guess we head out to find the squirrels' lair then. I have a light-cycle for someone to borrow, but I'll be happy to take a few along the Line."

A bunch of protagonists go into the two Void-cycles.

The Void-cycles speed along the line.

No-one knows that the Line doesn't go through the squirrel fortress.

No-one runs to tell Nobody and the others.

No-one gets deja vu.

Meanwhile, in Jeff's secret laboratory...

MyNameIsKooky is still chained to the squirrel-mentality converter.

Jeff says: "STANLEY, FLIP THE SWITCH!"

Stanley says: "No. Remember what happened last time I flipped a switch? With all the brussel sprouts and walabees?"

MyNameIsKooky thinks: So Jeff has an assistant named Stanley.

Jeff says: "I remember it well."

Stanley says: "Well, I don't want to relive that."

Jeff says: "Well, I guess I have to flip the switch. I have to do everything around here... I don't mind though, because I am the leader of this community."

Jeff flips a switch.

MyNameIsKooky says: "PUPPIES!!!"

MyNameIsKooky breaks through the chains and skips away."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies!"

Stanley says: "...and that's why I don't like to flip switches."

Jeff says: "I knew I shouldn't have gotten my squirrel-mentality converter on eBay! Now this guy's going to be wreaking havoc in our colony. We should just defeat him. Gettting him back to normal would be too costly... those eBay bidders are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!"

(ignore that WHOLE doctor rabbit thing) (i knew it would get nyo'd)

Sammy_P says "Is No-one coming toward us?"

Nobody doesn't see No-one.

Nobody says: "No."

SS01: "Something is approaching the back of our void-cycles! Open the balcony, I will find out what it is!"

No-one lands on the balcony.

SS01: "What is your purpose here?"

No-one: "I just found out that the line doesn't cut through the squirrel fortress!"

SS01: "WHAT?? Wait, do you have a general idea on where the fortress is?"

No-one points in a direction.

SS01 analyzes the line!

SS01 concludes that it is made out of pure light energy.

SS01: "The line is made out of pure light! If we get a powerful laser we can create our own line to the fortress!"

Sammy_P says "Got you covered."

Sammy_P looks in his CHEMISTRY AND LAZAR STUFF pocket.

Sammy_P pulls out a CANNON and some GLOWY STICKS.

Sammy_P turn on RAPID CANNONBALL MODE.

Sammy_P puts some GLOWY STICKS in the cannon to make the cannonballs glow.

Nobody slowly claps.

SS01: "No, no, no! PURE light! There can't be cannon balls! A REAL laser, not just a bunch of glowing actual solid matter!"

Sammy_P pours TEST TUBE THINGYS.

The cannon balls malfunction and glow and go ULTRA FAST!

Sammy_P says "It's going real fast and its real bright."

SS01 says "BUT WE NEED PURE LIGHT"

Sammy_P says "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, GRAB THE SUN?!?!"

SS01 says "NO"

Sammy_P IS ANGRY!!!

Sammy_P jumps to the top, and FIREZ HIS LAZAAARRR toward the squirrel kingdom!

SS01 says "Keep doing that!"

Sammmy_P says: "OK."

Sammy_P obliterates the entire squirrel settlement.

And so, MyNameIsKooky died... for real this time. And it was all SS01's fault.

Bad Ending #32000 discovered!

LOADING LAST SAVE GAME...

Sammy_P jumps to the top, and FIREZ HIS LAZAAARRR toward the squirrel kingdom!

SS01 says: "Stop that!"

Nobody puts a mirror in front of the Line.

The Line gets reflected straight towards the squirrel fortress.

Nobody says: "There."

The Line hits the squirrel fortress' outer wall.

Nobody says: "Or not. Too bad I only brought one mirror."

SS01: "We could use the windows of the void-cycles, they're rounded so they might be able to bend the light.

Nobody beginds moving the Void-cycle.

Nobody wrote:Plot Device says: "MyNameIsKooky was kidnapped by squirrels back before we started time travelling for Power Orbs. Also, chaos seems to reign when Nobody is gone so it's too bad he probably won't get as much posting opportunity currently."

So, where am I, what are we doing, and did we get the second power orb?