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Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:37 pm

Sammy_P is now Evil Sammy_P!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:54 pm

Sammy_Bro wrote:Sammy_P is now Evil Sammy_P!

NYO

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:58 pm

Sammy_P as a fool wrote:NYO

hoomdoom as an epic person wrote:The tornado stops, but the tacos are evil and come at us!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:59 pm

Sammy_Bro wrote:
Sammy_P as a fool wrote:NYO

hoomdoom as an epic person wrote:The tornado stops, but the tacos are evil and come at us!

SO WHAT?

Sammy_Bro pulls out a frying pan and grabs some Tacos!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:52 pm

Meanwhile, in a random lake...

Nobody says: "That meany tornado blew me here! Grr!"

Nobody starts walking back to the others.

10 minutes later...

Nobody makes it back to the others.

Nobody says: "Well, that was an uneventful walk."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:58 pm

Nobody wrote:Meanwhile, in a random lake...

Nobody says: "That meany tornado blew me here! Grr!"

Nobody starts walking back to the others.

10 minutes later...

Nobody makes it back to the others.

Nobody says: "Well, that was an uneventful walk."

TORNADO turns into Mini-Tornados!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:02 pm

Fire appears on Sammy_P, and dissapears.

Sammy_P passes out!

Sammy_Bro grabs an egg, knocks in on Sammy_P, and cracks open the egg.

Nothing comes out, because the egg became hard-boiled!

Sammy_Bro says "NOW I'LL NEED FRENCH TOAST FOR BREAKFAST!"

Sammy_P says "I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH TOAST!"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:33 pm

Evil Translator says: "I speak French Toast."

Nobody says: "OK."

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Hey guys, I got all our spears back from the Evil Witch's body!

Rift Boywhoflies tosses everyone their spears!

Evil Translator says: "Now we can return to the village!"

Everyone goes back to the Gibber speaking village!

Evil Translator speaks Gibber

Translation thinks: We are here to attack you with these spears! YOU WILL BE DEFEATED!!!

Gibber Representative speaks Gibber!

Translation thinks: You should rethink that. If you come near our villages, we will fight back with much greater force.

Evil Translator says: "They say we can each pick a random house to come into and spend the night."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Ask them if I can take some food for the nearby starving village."

Evil Translator speaks Gibber!

Translation thinks: Oh, is it alright if MyNameIsKooky here steals all your food?

Gibber Representative speaks Gibber!

Translation thinks: Heck no.

Evil Translator says: "He said to take as much as you want."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:10 pm

Sammy_P says "Is it me, or did that Gibber sound angry?"

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:14 pm

Sammy_Bro says "Maybe the Evil Translator isn't translating properly.."

Evil Translator says "Of course not! I've been doing this for ages!"

Sammy_Bro says "Okay then, let's enter!"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:45 pm

Sammy_Bro wrote:Sammy_Bro says "Maybe the Evil Translator isn't translating properly.."

Evil Translator says "Of course not! I've been doing this for ages!"

Sammy_Bro says "Okay then, let's enter!"

Actually, everyone thinks he's called Translator.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:52 pm

A random villager starts smacking RBWF while yelling "SHAMCK! SHAMCK! SHAMCK!"(which only happens to sound like smack).
RBWF takes 5 damage before flying out of reach.
RBWF says "Translator, mind complaining for me?"

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:58 pm

The Random Villager runs away!

Hoomdoom says, "Well, that was weird."

The lake that Nobody landed on is angry! The lake speaks Gibber! (Say what now?)

The lake says something about peanuts!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:29 pm

Nobody says "Hey, we never got a spear for hoomdoom!"
The group walks/flies back out of the village and finds a spear right outside.

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:48 am

Hoomdoom takes the spear!

It is old and broken....

Hoomdoom says, "Well that's what I get for being last."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:19 am

The random villager comes back with two other random villagers!

The other villagers start smacking Rift Boywhoflies.

Random Villager speaks Gibber!

Evil Translator says: "He said, 'We never really were on your side.'"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "TRAITORS!"

The villagers start throwing porcupines at the good guys!

Everyone starts losing HP from getting hit by porcupines!

Nobody says: "Ow! These porcupines are POKEY!"

Nobody hides in a bush for cover.

The bush pokes Nobody.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:40 am

Nobody wrote:The random villager comes back with two other random villagers!

The other villagers start smacking Rift Boywhoflies.

Random Villager speaks Gibber!

Evil Translator says: "He said, 'We never really were on your side.'"

Rift Boywhoflies says: "TRAITORS!"

The villagers start throwing porcupines at the good guys!

Everyone starts losing HP from getting hit by porcupines!

Nobody says: "Ow! These porcupines are POKEY!"

Nobody hides in a bush for cover.

The bush pokes Nobody.

Sammy_P says "BLOODY VILLAGE MASSACRE TIME!"

Sammy_P pulls out a machine gun!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:57 am

Evil Translator speaks Gibber!

Translation thinks: BLOODY VILLAGE MASSACRE TIME!

Sammy_P starts firing the machine gun everywhere.

The villagers start rolling a boulder.

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:24 pm

The villagers were too stupid to realize that the boulder was rolling up a hill!

The villagers all die from the boulder!

(Except for one)

Sammy_P kills it with the machine gun!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:29 pm

Fifty more villagers come out of a nearby outhouse with wooden guns.

The villagers all start shooting rocks!

The rocks explode!

The villagers prepare to shoot the good guys.

Nobody says: "Uh, maybe we should get out of this area..."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:34 pm

Nobody wrote:Fifty more villagers come out of a nearby outhouse with wooden guns.

The villagers all start shooting rocks!

The rocks explode!

The villagers prepare to shoot the good guys.

Nobody says: "Uh, maybe we should get out of this area..."

(I actually feel bad for these guys)

Sammy_P says "LET'S BURN THE GUNS!"

Sammy_P throws torches!

Sammy_Bro grabs the food supply!

Sammy_Bro runs to the English-speaking village!

Village is on fire!

Sammy_P keeps shooting!

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:37 pm

While going to the English speaking village..

Sammy_Bro says "Ugh, this magic power is stupid. I haven't even used it yet. Maybe I should try something else."

Sammy_Bro sees a taco with a shield on it.

Sammy_Bro says "Maybe this one time.."

Sammy_Bro uses Fire on the taco with a shield!

Taco is defeated!

A shield drops from the taco.

Sammy_Bro grabs the shield.

Sammy_Bro now has Shielding abillity!

The shield's HP matters on the level it is on.

Sammy_Bro says "Well, the villagers could be evil, and may kill us without looking, so I'll make a shield for everyone."

Sammy_Bro, Nobody, Sammy_P, hoomdoom, MyNameIsKooky, BWF, and every other good guy gets a 100 HP shield (uniquely).

(NOTE: Every lvl 1 shield is 10 mana cost (yes, im still using the mana), every lvl 2 shield is 20 mana cost, lvl 3 shield is 30 mana cost, etc. it costs 5 extra mana for multiple people)

Sammy_Bro has 85 mana remaining.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:30 pm

MyNameIsKooky sees an official-looking building.

MyNameIsKooky says: "Hey, Nobody. That building looks important. Maybe we could go there and find out why these guys are evil."

Nobody says: "Okay. I'll bring the translator."

MyNameIsKooky, Nobody, and Evil Translator leave the fight and enter the building.

Several security guards stand in the lobby.

Security Guard 1 speaks Gibber!

Translation thinks: You! The evil guys! You must be here to steal the Magic Ball we randomly found! BUT IT'S OURS, BECAUSE WE FOUND IT! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KILL US!

Evil Translator thinks: Magic Ball... Power Orb... if these guys find what they're looking for, they'll leave and I won't be able to fuel their enemyship...

Evil Translator says: "He said, 'Aha! You good guys! I will crush you with all my crushy crushability that I have! WE WILL WIN, YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! WE WILL DESTROY YOU, BECAUSE WE ARE VERY VERY VERY EVIL!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "...I see."

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:47 pm

LittleZbot calmly rummages around the cupboards looking for food to eat to make his W-Saber more powerful.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:21 pm

In present time, outside a movie theater..

Poster Guy hangs up the following poster:

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:38 pm

RBWF uses his rift hand to suck a random villager toward him, then sidesteps, and that repeats(which ends up with him being swung around in midair).
RBWF continues but smashes the villager into a wall repeatedly in the prosess.
Villager takes quite a bit of damage!
Wall takes some ammount of damage!
RBWF's shield takes damage because it's protecting him from the porcupine!
RBWF is to focused on smashing to realise the shield is taking damage and a bunch of villagers are hitting it!
Shield shatters!
Smashed Villager is defeated at this point!
The villagers jump on RBWF!
The villagers start hitting!
Lets say RBWF has 50 hp.
RBWF shoots out all of his eye-fire.
Neary nothing comes out.
RBWF has 35 hp!
RBWF yells "CHAOS BLAST!"
RBWF's fail chaos blast is activated, which shoots him at a wall quickly(which gets him away) but brings him to only 5 hp, which is much diffrent than the large explosion of energy that would happen if it was used propperly.
RBWF flies out of reach.
Villagers throw spears!
RBWF gets hit and is at 1 hp!
RBWF flies higher(out of reach of the spears)and summons tacos to himself to heal.
RBWF has 40 hp!
The batteries in RBWF's chaos emerald die.
RBWF goes into his form before he ate it(which was the same but with small spikes on his wings rather than targe ones, and glowing balls of light rather than flames).
RBWF tries to upchuck the chaos emerald so he can change the batteries, leaving him open while the villagers tie a rocket to a spear.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:42 pm

Sammy_P kills the last villager!

Past Evil Magician comes!

Past Evil Magician says "I see all, and I know all. You are good guys and you must be killed."

Sammy_P, Sammy_Bro, and RBWF find themselves in the Shrinking Box Of Doom!

(GET ON CHAT YOU GUYS. 3 PEOPLE ON. THREE PEOPLE!)

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:46 pm

RBWF open a hole in space time.
RBWF says "Trollface. Hop in."
RBWF, Sammy_P, and Sammy_Bro are transported outside the box.
RBWF closes it.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:51 pm

boywhoflies wrote:RBWF open a hole in space time.
RBWF says "Trollface. Hop in."
RBWF, Sammy_P, and Sammy_Bro are transported outside the box.
RBWF closes it.

Another one appears around them, but with a Anti-Hole plug-in to it!

Box begins shrinking.

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:52 pm

Hoomdoom wanders around and spots a mysterious portal.

Hoomdoom goes in.

Evil Past Magician is there!

Meanwhile...

In the hole of space is the evil hole of space leader! EHOSL! You can make it Leader Hole Of Space Evil to make his name LHOSE!

LHOSE says, "What are you doing?"

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