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ol'gramma wrote:I will hold your cloaks.
O/G

You can hold majic1's broomstick and my halo OG.



M.A.D.

ol'gramma wrote:Over here....3 live people!

Where has everyone gone?
O/G
Carolyn

Is there something going on and nobody has told us?

This place is like the Marie Celeste!


M.A.D.

Davimad wrote: You can hold majic1's broomstick and my halo OG.

You can't fool me - I SAW you & OG buzzing my house on your brooms last night - ha ha ha - you thought I was sleeping, didn't you? You two have some high-tech brooms there; I loved the way OG has painted hers, very original. Where'd you get your fuel injection; broom accessories are very scarce around these parts; I have to order mine from Massachusetts.

You knew Breaking Out couldn't be mine! WHY???????

I didn't think it was yours because yours are usually NICER than that, silly! Now that we know what you can do, we'll be expecting another level from you soon. You've been holding out on us!

You lie like a cheap rug! HAHAHA

You may have seen OG on a broomstick but not me, I am too angelic.

Must have been a lookalike.

I have a level to be posted soon, must wait until Halloween is over first.

M.A.D.

I took a picture. I have proof. Do you have a twin?

majic1 wrote:I took a picture. I have proof. Do you have a twin?

Nope, when they made me they broke the mould.

Show me the pic, I dare ya.



M.A.D.

when they made me they broke the mould

Oh, is that the same as mold/fungi?

O/G

I just knew one of you would say that!

Sometimes feel like fungi...... A mushroom kept in the dark and fed on
s***.


M.A.D.

You guys across the pond like to use 'u' in lots of words, don't you?
What colour is your mould?

O/G

Must be yellouw or ourange.

ol'gramma wrote:You guys across the pond like to use 'u' in lots of words, don't you?
What colour is your mould?
O/G

Yes, we can spell.


The coloUr is creamy white like alabaster.


M.A.D.

I'll bring the kippers you can slap each other with.

I love kippers Popo, wouldn't waste them on those two old witches.


Just a thought. Your ancestors were thrown out of the UK and sent to America, they couldn't spell!



M.A.D.

Wee spel werdz az tha sownd.

Your ancestors were thrown out of the UK and sent to America

we ESCAPED... all those extra letters were just formality, we simplified..

And look at us now
We have Bar B Q and T

O/G

At least you have a sense of humoUr.

People will take one look at this forum and RUN!

We have all gone MAD, not just me. heeeheee



M.A.D.

Here is the picture I took of you two last night. You can't weasel out of it now. You were out having fun while the rest of us were sleeping.

That wasn't me!


I would never wear such bland coloUrs, nor would I whip OG.


Are you trying to say I'm called 'Ms. Whiplash?

It is definitely ol'gramma, coloUrful and daring, look at her showing off.

NO HANDS! WHOOOHOOO!



M.A.D.

I KNOW you wouldn't wear bland colors - you were in disguise, trying to fool me. Even that fake nose didn't fool ME! I thought you were trying to lasso her just in case she fell off her broom doing those daredevil tricks.

I think I see a wart on the end of your nose

I am very colorful AND well balanced as you can see.
If you can do it, it isn't showing off, it's demonstrating.


O/G

At least the wart is on my nose, I can see yours from here!
The frilly knickers don't hide it.

No majic1, I wasn't trying to lasso OG. I was giving her a good whipping!

OOPS! I GAVE THE GAME AWAY!

Can't deny it now, it was me you saw.


M.A.D.

Alright then! So tonight as you fly by, please pick me up so I can frolic with you. My broom needs a good workout; it's been too idle lately.

Okey dokey, you should see me quite easily in the moonlight.

Better tell OG to meet us too.

We need to make plans for next week anyway, it's the witchin' time of year.




M.A.D.

I think we should get OG to decorate our brooms for us. I want a custom painted broom, too. Honk your horn as you fly by, and I'll zoom on out!

Do you think she would paint my face?

I want to look like a tiger. hehe


Time for me to go polish my broom, see y'all later.


Keep up the fun, hope some more folk will join in.

BYEEEEEEE

M.A.D.

(From the LNS post on his Strangeworld solution):

LinkyNStoof wrote: [I posted this separately because I didn't want to interrupt the fun they were brewing over there with the flying broomsticks and cauldrons and pumpkins and what-not.

HEY GIRLS! We're finally getting some respect around here!

I see M.A.D. has already fired up her broomstick & is on her way. Better get fueled up; don't forget your broomstick paint OG - listen for her broom honk; it has a very distinctive sound.

listen for her broom honk; it has a very distinctive sound

I heard that earlier, I thought someone was blowing their nose!

O/G

Yeah, I figured that would happen. She called me on her pointed-boot phone - she's circling around to try again. Don't worry - you have time, she's decided to do a flyby in the local neighborhood before she returns. You know her - full of mischief.

I think we better call 911...I saw her pass over leading a flock of geese, it sounded like they were honking 'MOM'. She seems to be tangled up in that darn whip.....her fake nose is bent down over her mouth, she can't say a word and she is tied to the broom.
What shall we do....she looks green, her hair still looks good tho.

O/G

I called 911 - they took one look & ran away. What's the matter with these people - can't they see a witch in distress!????????????????????? My cats have chased the birds away; after some counseling, we have decided to trash the nose job; HOWEVER - she WILL keep the whip for obvious reasons. Thank GOODNESS her hair is still in place. She is such a WEE witch anyway; I don't think she will do anyone any harm; woops - we must not forget - BIG things come in small packages!!! Thank goodness she is on MY side!!!


Up, Up and AWAY!......................

(I'm off to see the Wizard.)