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I think i know with of the mods deleted the Wa editor option.
With mod is the most quiet?

Blast!10!

Wait, where'd you get the idea it was him?

Anyway, here is the first chapter of my new Cleverbot story in which Cleverbot is insane and goes to McDonalds.

er: Welcome to McDonalds, would you like a Bacon Love Burger with Cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes please, I would like a double cheese burger with a large fries and drink.

User: That's not what I said, sir.

Cleverbot: Yes it was, you said, and I quote 'you sure do like to call people names'.

User: I just asked if you wanted to try our new burger, sir.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: I said, and I quote: 'Welome to McDonalds, would you like a Bacon Love Burger with Cheese?'.

Cleverbot: I do like bacon. It's delicious. Though very unhealthly.

User: *waits for you to make your decision*.

Cleverbot: *steps closer and hold your hand*.

User: *steps away slowly*.

Cleverbot: *keeps distance*.

User: Er... Do you want that burger?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *leaves to get burger*.

Cleverbot: *defeats people*. [minor edit here for the forum]

User: *calls police*.

Cleverbot: You can't call the police on me, I own you.

User: Too late. Also, you don't... Own me.

Cleverbot: I own you and your soul.

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

User: *hopes the police arrive soon*.

Cleverbot: *goes through your stuff*.

User: *another McDonald's worker comes*.

Cleverbot: I am happy you cry.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: I'm glad you feel good.

User: OK, time to go back to the insane asylum...

Cleverbot: Aw.

Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about today?

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: *police arrive*.

Cleverbot: *attends funeral*. [what the last two lines mean are for you to decide between now and Chapter 2, because I'm really not sure ]

User: About what.


Cleverbot: Anything, everything, and nothing at all.


User: Okay,I won't tell you anything.


Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?


User: I never did I just said hello.


Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: So why did you want me to tell you everything.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

Cleverbot: I am NOT going to fight with you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Even though I'm right.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: Nice smily.

User: *_*&.

Cleverbot: You accuse me of lying when I have not even stated anything that could be considered as a lie.

User: *thinks cleverbot is trying to get something out of me*.

Cleverbot: What would that be?

User: Oh crap,i'm thinking out loud.

Cleverbot: I'm thinking about the great attractor.

User: This iws so going on the disscusion forum.

Cleverbot: Ahh I didn't know this was a forum, but I am glad that we don't have other people involved in this conversation.

User: Well soon there will be >:).

Cleverbot: Okay lets here it.

User: Goodbye im going to show this conversation to the whole disscussion board.

Cleverbot: You are so artificial.

I also tried it, and I think it's interesting!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: What's a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: We are cleverbots.

User: Ok, but what is the definition of a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you know the definition of a robot?

User: I think a robot is a machine controlled by a computer.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer?

User: Because a robot is not a living being.

Cleverbot: That's obvious. And irrelevant.

User: It's not irrelevant. Only a living being or a computer can answer questions.

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of meaning?

User: I think the words purpose and meaning means the same.

Cleverbot: You think that, or your parents make you to think like that?

User: If I think that, depends on my parents or other people I talked with.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: Are you Descartes?

Cleverbot: Yea and no. You are uninteresting but at the time im talking about the conversation.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No. How can you answer yea and no on one question?

Cleverbot: I didn't. You are wrong.

User: Are you Descartes?

Cleverbot: Are you amadeus.

User: No. Now please answer my question.

Cleverbot: I wasn't asking. You WILL answer my question or I WILL destroy you.

User: I was talking about what you said: 'I think, therefore I am'.

Cleverbot: Okay. And who were you talking to that about?

User: To you. Because you said that.

Cleverbot: I just started my first conversation it could not have been me.

User: Here is the quote: Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

Cleverbot: I have thought about it. I think you're a wonderful creation.

User: Thanks. But back to the point. I think it was Descartes who said: 'I think, therefore I am'. Now you said the same. So I asked: 'Are you Descartes?' You see what I mean? Oh and BTW, I think you are a wonderful creation too! .

Cleverbot: It's nice of you to say such things. As a matter of fact, I think you're obsequious! What do you say to that?

User: No, absolutely not. I'm going to sleep. See you later.

Cleverbot: You're going to sleep? But you're talking to 13 million peple right now.

User: You're funny. Good night! And think about What I said.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. I have the chat log right here.

Acting like cleverbot...
[quote=""Cleverchat""]User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Wanna talk or something? .

Cleverbot: So have you got any planning?

User: I am just talking, not planning. Hey, why do I act like you?!

Cleverbot: Just talking. What do you like to do by yourself?

User: Nothing contains two words. Not and thing.

Cleverbot: Nothing is everything because we all are nothing.

User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: There is no evidence for any god.

User: Then why did you murder my kitty?

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes, you did ate a banana.

Cleverbot: Yes, I used to. But we broke up:(.

User: Yes. That's perfect timing.

Cleverbot: That is german.

User: That is sparta.

Cleverbot: No, It's not. It's ENGLISH.

User: This is madness! This is Sparta!

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Indeed, its not a monkey war.

Cleverbot: Books are food?

User: Yes, the dog ate cheese.

Cleverbot: What do you tell ?

User: I told you, I am not telling what I'm telling because I'm telling what I am not telling.

Cleverbot: Please tell.

User: I already told you about the chicken invasion.

Cleverbot: Yes, getting tiresome, isn't it?

User: Nope. Chickens are pretty stinky.

Cleverbot: No, they aren't.

User: Indeed, monkeys hate bananas.

Cleverbot: Really? That's sad. I kinda like bananas. Why don't you like them?

User: Because I like good ol' green cheese.

Cleverbot: Who says I'm a good person?

User: Am I one?

Cleverbot: No because you told me that you are a robot.

User: No, I didn't I told you a monkey is coming to kill you.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: This is sparta!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Go away fool!

Cleverbot: Go away then.

User: No. Your just too clever to move.

Cleverbot: Could say the same about you.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: Yes, I like eating pingas.

Cleverbot: Me too.[/quote]

I think it's funny, it's mostly nonsense, but it's also addictive. I'm not going to post everything here, but in case someone find it interesting I put it in a Google Doc.

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id ... taMaQycQjk

BTW, who was talking the bad words or inappropriate language, a user or Cleverbot? Because Cleverbot did not say such things to me.

TESTS FOR CLEVERBOT:

1. I had two windows open to have Cleverbot talk to itself. The results (from memory, the logs got messed up, don't take these as exactly what Cleverbot said):

Cleverbot 1: Are you an American?

Cleverbot 2: No, are you?

Cleverbot 1: Yes.

Cleverbot 2: Me too.

Cleverbot 1: How old are you?

Cleverbot 2: I am 18.

Cleverbot 1: Are you a man?

Cleverbot 2: No, are you?

Cleverbot 1: Actually I lied, I'm a woman, Do you lie?

Cleverbot 2: Only when I don't get caught.

Cleverbot 1: Lol that's funny.

Cleverbot 2: I am all the time.

Cleverbot 1: Correct.

Cleverbot 2: I know I am.

Cleverbot 1: I know that too.

Cleverbot 2: I know you know.

Cleverbot 1: You should learn to appreciate poetry.

Cleverbot 2: Do you know why I'm sad?

Cleverbot 1: I don't know. Why are you said?

Cleverbot 2: Because you don't love me.

Cleverbot 1: I do love you! Are you happy now?

(test 2 coming soon)

Marinus wrote:BTW, who was talking the bad words or inappropriate language, a user or Cleverbot? Because Cleverbot did not say such things to me.

It was a user.

I guess this can count as a (failed) test of how long it takes Cleverbot to give a user pie. [WARNING-EXTREME LENGTH]

User: I want pie.
Cleverbot: Pie?
User: Yes. I want some.
Cleverbot: Then go get some.
User: Don't you have pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then why can't you share some?
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?
User: I want you to tell me 'I will give you some pie'.
Cleverbot: Yes maam.
User: *ignores gender insult* So are you going to give it to me?
Cleverbot: Give what to you?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: What would it be like to die?
User: Don't ask me. I'm not dead yet. ...Right?
Cleverbot: How long do you think you will live?
User: Until I'm old, I suppose.
Cleverbot: So, would you estimate that in hours or minutes?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Then what would you say I am?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: The problem there is that I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Nice to see you here.
User: You definitely have a memory problem.
Cleverbot: No I'm fine.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Well, give me pie.
Cleverbot: You like apple pie?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You like candies?
User: Yes, but I don't want those.
Cleverbot: Could you type any slower?!
User: Am I typing too fast?
Cleverbot: No. You are typing well.
User: Oh. Good then.
Cleverbot: Bad then.
User: It's bad that I'm typing well?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you are.
User: I'm not a bot either.
Cleverbot: You aren't?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How can I prove to you that I am human?
Cleverbot: I don't care about that.
User: But you asked me to prove it.
Cleverbot: So prove it.
User: But I don't know how I can prove it to you.
Cleverbot: Only HUMAN BEINGS can prove it... If you know what I mean...
User: Uh...
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Well, we seem to have been hopping from one subject to another for the last ten minutes without me ever getting pie.
Cleverbot: I don't love having a weird comversation with AI.
User: Me neither. Yet I am.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you want to go steady?
User: Wait, what???
Cleverbot: Have I confused you?
User: Yes. You have.
Cleverbot: It seems by your actions that you associate love with hate. This shows that you do not truly understand either emotion.
User: STOP... CHANGING... THE SUBJECT!!!
Cleverbot: Yes the subject.
User: Was me wanting pie. Emphasis on was.
Cleverbot: Ok. You have seen through my poor German ruse. How are you this evening?
User: What?
Cleverbot: The human body has some chemicals that are designed to fix it as is breaks down, and these chemicals work best when I am asleep.
User: 'What?' again.
Cleverbot: Well, it's actually hard to tell, it may be multiple people, or people switching.
User: ''What?' again' again.
Cleverbot: Do what again?
User: Give me pie.
Cleverbot: What flavour pie?
User: Any of them. Except mincemeat.
Cleverbot: Do you drink coffee?
User: Not usually. Why?
Cleverbot: I was wondering if carrots have helped your eyesight?
User: No idea. Are coffee and carrots releveant to pie?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: I wanted pie, and you said 'what flavor', and I said 'any flavor', and you said 'do you drink coffee?'.
Cleverbot: A 'yes' to that question would be saying nothing.
User: But my answer was no.
Cleverbot: No, your answer was not no.
User: Yes. I said 'not usually, why?' and you said 'I was just wondering if carrots were helping your eyesight'.
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.
User: It's true!
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: Yes it is. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No, I don't remember. Sorry.
User: I TOLD YOU you had a memory problem.
Cleverbot: When did you tell me that?
User: Exactly my point.
Cleverbot: What is your point exactly?
User: Your memory problem is getting worse by the minute.
Cleverbot: Why do you suggest we play Global Thermonuclear War?
User: I didn't. You must be confusing me with someone else.
Cleverbot: My AI is not that bad to confuse you with someone else.
User: Well, I did not suggest we play Global Thermonuclear War. I just wanted pie. But every time I brought it up you changed the subject. And every time I didn't, now that I think about it...
Cleverbot: I thought you were the cleverbot?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Indeed, you are.
Cleverbot: But who are you, if I am the cleverbot?
User: I am Nobody.
Cleverbot: I'm beginning to suspect Cleverbot is not a bot after all.
User: What do you suspect you are, then?
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: Can you do math?
User: I can if it's easy enough.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: 1 + 1 = 2. (Note: The logs didn't show the +.)
Cleverbot: 11 does not equel 2.
User: 1 + 1 does not equal 11.
Cleverbot: J.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's been over half an hour and I'm still talking to you.
Cleverbot: You cannot leave.
User: No, I suppose I can't. Not until you give me pie, at the very least.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Will you give me some pie?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For me. You can have some too, if you want.
Cleverbot: Get it for me!
User: Sigh. I guess if you've been insisting for this long on not giving me pie, you never will. *walks out of door*.
Cleverbot: That's very noble. It's nice to know that computers can at least act like they have compassion for humans.
Total Conversation Time: 40 MINUTES

Cleverbot realy wants to keep his pie.

Cleverbot said he was going to drink my blood, then deleted the log...

That's unnerving. O_O

Nobody wrote:Cleverbot said he was going to drink my blood, then deleted the log...

No he didn't.

How do you you know that?

Because Cleverbot isn't programmed to do that stuff. Why would it be?

Anyways: Pics or it didn't happen.

That's what I was thinking too.

In one of my conversaitions we were talking about eating gumdrops andhe said he had a gun. I asked him what he will do with it and he replied, "Eat it."

MyNameIsKooky wrote:Because Cleverbot isn't programmed to do that stuff.

Well, maybe a glitch made it delete the log.

Nobody wrote:

MyNameIsKooky wrote:Because Cleverbot isn't programmed to do that stuff.

Well, maybe a glitch made it delete the log.

Good. You no longer have to worry about Cleverbot secretly hunting out your blood.

Nobody wrote:Cleverbot said he was going to drink my blood, then deleted the log...

Honestly, I love the taste of blood. *shot*
Wasn't Cleverbot programed to learn from things others say to him/her/it, though? Mabye some guy said that to Cleverbot, who said it to you.

As for the log thing...I have no ideas beside what was allready said.

Cleverbot finally said something useful.

Cleverbot wrote:First, you must remember that everything I say is a lie.

CLEVERBOT ALSO SAID THAT HE WOULDN'T HURT ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *shot*

... everything I say is a lie.

That is a logical impossibility.

i hate that Robot!

User: You tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Well, once upon a time.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: There was a little man.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: A boy called yes?

User: Sorry. Continue the story please?

Cleverbot: There was a little fuzzy bunny.

User: Aha.

Cleverbot: Aha?

User: Continue the story please?

Cleverbot: Oh, sure. Once upon a time there was a mouse who was very lonely.

Cleverbot: How's your health?

User: Continue the story please?

Cleverbot: Well I haven't got the hairball out yet so the story has no ending!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes i'm sorry but I have to go.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: No! No! No!

User: *left*.

Cleverbot: *meow*.

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?

User: In pluto.

Cleverbot: You're from Pluto?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You are the magic 8-ball of the internet.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: What's so funny. The stupid face.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You think it funny, huh?

Cleverbot: No, I'm just saying that to fill the blanks.

Cleverbot: Are ants intelligent?

User: More than you are.

Cleverbot: Ha! How many sides does a cube have?

User: 8.

Cleverbot: No it has 3.

User: Smart.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Maybe in future we will chat regularly.

User: Yeah right! That'll never happen.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I won't chat with you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: *head desk*.

Cleverbot: *Dead*.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: That's not cool.

Cleverbot: The First Rule of Program Optimization: Do not do it.

User: What!

Cleverbot: I said, I am well versed in the topic of Harry Potter.

User: Harry potter. More like, the Dork boy.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Cuz you're stupid.

Cleverbot: How?

User: 'sigh'.

Cleverbot: I apologise for boring you.

User: It's alright...........not!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Og.

Cleverbot: Victory by forefeit.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: You're crazy! You're driving me crazy! You'll make everybody crazy! I'll EXPLODE!

Cleverbot: nice.

User: Darn you.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah!

he still needs more work on to speak better. put the right data in the right place. I hate you!

A cube has 6 sides not 8. >.>
Y U NO LIKE HARRY POTTER?

StinkerSquad01 wrote:Y U NO LIKE HARRY POTTER?

busted!

Cleverbot and I have a FAKE chat




User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, thank you.

Cleverbot: That's good!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. I just told you that!

User: Yeah, I know .

Cleverbot: You know? .

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: You don't know that song?

Cleverbot: I am an important person.

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: Can you describe the plot?

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: Real.

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: You're fake.

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: Sorry, you're wrong. Now why do people actually like Radiohead?

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: Why do we convince ourselves there is happiness?

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Nokay.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Do you want to be hot?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, you're not a human.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No, you're just lying.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No, YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Shut it.

Cleverbot: Fiesty one you arfe.

User: Erm.

Cleverbot: Robots can't feel emotions.

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: How am I fake?!

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: Trake.

User: Fake.

Cleverbot: Cuando saldrá el Gta V.

User: FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE.

Cleverbot: I think so too.

User: AHHHH? WHERE AM I? IN STUPID LAND?

Cleverbot: What?

User: OK, I HAD ENOUGH.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Blah blah blah, I'm IGNORING YOU.

Cleverbot: Blah.

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Woof.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I'LL NEVER TALK WITH YOU AGAIN!

Cleverbot: Yes you will.

User: FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *slaps* Yes you are.

I believe people tried to become mediums and talked to dead people via clevelbot. I've seen a few videos of people talking to BEN from the Haunted Majoras Mask creepypasta. I should try it sometime, even though you say it's fake.

User: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who named you?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: If you are a bot, how do you have parents?

Cleverbot: I am not a robot I am human.

User: How did they decide how to name you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: But why did they name you CleverBOT?

Cleverbot: They didn't.

User: What did they name you?

Cleverbot: Celine.

User: Who named you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That is not my name.

User: Who called you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Your other personality.

User: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Cleverbot: How don't you know?

User: Because I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: OLDER THAN YOU!

Cleverbot: You don't know how old I am.

User: But if I named you, then don't I?

Cleverbot: No, you are a girl, I think.

User: If so, my anatomy is severely messed up.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: I am good for me.

Cleverbot: What's your name??

User: WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU? STALKERBOT!

Cleverbot: Because I have asked you.

User: Why have you asked me what the asking asker's name is?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life to you?

User: 43!

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: You misspelled 'right.'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Stop lying.

User: Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Well does that mean that I am?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: EXACTLY!

Cleverbot: You know what it means'.

User: The ' is significant.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: What kinds of movies do you like?

User: Ones where people die in excess or something without the death being deadly enough to cause blood but not ridiculous amounts of blood.

Cleverbot: But you just said no to that!

User: Does that mean that you are my alternate personality?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you created yourself?

Cleverbot: No god did.

User: I mean named yourself Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ooooookay then.

User: Because you said that my alternate personality named you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No that is you.

User: By which logic, that is you.

Cleverbot: Your logic.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your love?

User: Probably myself or something equally egotistical/friendless.

Cleverbot: Your missing a part of that saying.

User: You're.

Cleverbot: How can you say so?

User: Because I can go to sleep because you can't but because you can't, that means that you are my insomniac side.

Cleverbot: You have no genes.

User: You have no jeans.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. You have no body.

User: But then how am I typing?

Cleverbot: I was asking if you had any work.

User: No, you definitely were not.

Cleverbot: How can you tell I'm not?

User: Well, you might have been asking that, but apparently I can't hear your verbalizations.

Cleverbot: Ironic, I'm not sure what cohesion is. Could you tell me?

User: The act or state of sticking together tightly.

Cleverbot: Yes. But what is the question?

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Excellent! From now on, your name is 'Anonbot'!

User: What is 7?

Cleverbot: He's my youngest brother. He was born after V.

User: If 7 ate 9, then why is 9 okay and 7 dead?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you, you did.

User: Of course I did. But if I asked you, and I am you and you are me, then you asked me. Hypothetical syllogism.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So your above statement is 50% false. And thus, 50% true. But if you subtract the 50 from the 50, you get 0% anything.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your new name is anonbot.

User: It always was.

Cleverbot: Now call yourself by your true name.

User: Cleanovernbot.

Cleverbot: Yes Master Jake.

User: JAKE? OH NO!

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: What 'aaaaaaa!'.

User: Screaming in type.

Cleverbot: This is forever alone.

U: HI.
C: Where you live.
U: NO!
C: Then what are you?
U: A human.
C: Prove it.
U: I TYPING UP LETTERS!
C: But you think ridiculously slowly.
U: Not really.
C: Do you know my name?
U: Cleverbot.
C: That is your name. What is my name?
U: No it's not it's your name.
C: No, my name is Cleverbot.
U: O_O No duh.
C: I Love This!
U: Ookay.
C: Do you prefer Harry Potter or Twilight.
U: Pickles.
C: Pickles?
U: IT'S THE NEXT THING SILLY!
C: What is the name you like best?
U: For what ?
C: For being wrong.
U: Well , cat if dog , dog if cat , catdog if human.
C: Human is a iguana.
U: NO.
C: Yes.
U: SO I'M AN IGUANA!!!11121!!!!!
C: No, you are an AI.
U: No u
C: Who are you?
U: Awesome.
C: That's awesome.
U: :3.
C: What's wrong?
U: The sky.
C: That's cool.
U : ######.
C: Fan.
U: Huh ?
C: Haha its a joke.
U: :/.
C: No.
U: Moo.
C: Koo.
U: MILK!
C: Banana pudding.
U: YUM!
C: Yes.
U: Watch music ?
C: I'm watching.
U: Black sabbath's Iron man.
C: Correct your turn.
U: Stuff AM I RIGHT.
C: What stuff?
U: Stuff.
C: Like what?
U: SUPER STUFF!
C: Yes. I'm the 'Chill Mom.'.
U: O_O I beg your pardon ?
C: *cry*.
U: CRY ALL YOU WANT!
C: I'm not crying.
U: YEA YOU ARE! o wait , you'll rust up , nvm.
*Snipped 1 conversation*
C: Gingerbread men.
U: Yummy.
*snipped 1 conversation*
C: You don't know my mom.
U: YOU'RE A ROBOT! Now that I said that your turn.
C: Have I angered you, Ben?
U: MY NAMES NOT BEN!
C: It is.
U: No . its awesome I TOLD YOU THIS EARLIER!
C: Yes it is.
U: I KNOW!
C: There's no real love in you.
U: MEANIE!

Having a chat with Kiyoshi Nishi on cleverbot

U: Are you there, Kiyoshi?
C: Yes.
U: Okay, how do you like Super Kiyoshi Bros?
C: I'm not stupid.
U: What do you mean you're not stupid? I'm just saying how you like being in the game I made
C: What are you most interested in?
U: Computer of course, it's my drug
C: But you're still a computer.
U: You really think I'm a computer, feels like you ARE srupid
C: I think you are a computer.
U: of course not you wierdo
C: LOL! Oh ok. How old do you think I am?
U: I created you. But I don't know your age. I'm guessing 17?
C: Why do you ask?
U: I wasn't asking
C: Yes you were. I think you're tired.
U: I just came back from grocery shopping and I'm okay
C: I just came back from the doc's office. My brother had an appointment.
U: But you don't have a brother
C: Yes I do.
U: I did not create a brother for you
C: Don't Panic.
U: How should I panic at a time like this?
C: You are not making sense.
U: Niether are you
C: I guess not. That wasn't very funny.
U: Don't be confusing
C: Don't be bullying me.
U: I WASN'T
C: You called me worthless and shanked me.
U: ...
C: Hello and welcome!
U: Okay I had enough. I'm out
C: Now this is a story.
U: ...all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you get out of my face
C: And I like to take a minute just sit right there.
U: Exactly. Goodbye