The Wonderland Board

CALLING ALL HARDCORE ADVENTURE DESIGNERS!!!
MAKE THE WORST AND/OR MOST POINTLESS ADVENTURE(S) YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND SEND THEM TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE!!!
HOWEVER, EACH ADVENTURE MUST MEET THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:

1. IT MUST BE POSSIBLE TO REACH THE GOLD STAR.
2. IT MUST NOT BE FRUSTRATING TO REACH THE GOLD STAR.
3. THE PLAYER MUST NOT NEED TO WALK FOR HOURS JUST TO REACH THE GOLD STAR.
4. NO MAVS.
5. NO RANDOM CMD 5 DATA1 -1S THAT YOU CAN STEP ON WITHOUT WARNING.
6. NO PUZZLES THAT ACTUALLY REQUIRE YOU TO THINK A BIT.
7. NO IMPRESSIVE SCENERY. GOOD SCENERY IS ACTUALLY A BIG PART OF WHAT MAKES AN ADVENTURE SEEM UN-TERRIBLE...
8. NO NEW CHARACTERS INTRODUCED. UNLESS THEY DIE OR SOMETHING BY THE END OF THE ADVENTURE.
9. NO PLOT, UNLESS IT'S A MINI-PLOT THING THAT STARTS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE ADVENTURE AND GETS RESOLVED BY THE END. OF COURSE, THE PLOT MUST NOT BE CLEVER OR WELL-PUT TOGETHER.
10. NO PUZZLES THAT REQUIRE THE INFINITE MAGIC GLITCH TO SOLVE.

AS LONG AS THE ADVENTURES MEET THESE CRITERIA, YOU CAN MAKE PRETTY MUCH WHATEVER YOU WANT.

NOW, LET'S COMPILE ALL OF THESE ADVENTURES INTO ONE HUB AND MAKE THE GREATEST HUB OF ALL TIME!!!

SUBMISSIONS (TOTAL ADVENTURES: 13)
Nobody: 5 adventures submitted
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3: 3 adventures submitted
Llarson: 2 adventures submitted
Master Wonder Mage: 1 adventure submitted
MyNameIsKooky: 1 adventure submitted
Wonderman109: 1 adventure submitted

Oh boy! I can't wait! I'll be perfect for this!

Wow, this sounds hilarious! I'm definitely in. This is MY THING.

I SHALL MAKE THIS LEVEL SO HORRIBLE IT'LL WIN! YEA!

It's not a competition. You can't win.

Added a new rule (rule #4) that will probably turn out to be very important.

Aww...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

It'll be like making normal adventrues, but EASIER!

It'll be like making easy adventures, but NORMALER!

NO MAVS!

HA!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day...

You have no idea how applicable it is.

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3 wrote:NO MAVS!

HA!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day...

If you want me to reject your adventures then OK.

Nobody wrote:You have no idea how applicable it is.

Yep. Adding that rule was the most crucial thing I've ever done in all of eternity.

This will be FUN.

Can we use explosions? *explodes*

Wonderman109 wrote:Can we use explosions? *explodes*

There's no rule against it, is there?

I think I have an idea for mine. Once it is created, it will be just as pointless as my regular adventures!

THIS WILL BE FUN!
But I cannot understand rule #2.

You can't put challenges involving repetitive or boring procedures, e.g. Save/Load Game challenges are very frustrating; avoid them.

MNIK, when I PM you it says that you have reached the maximum number of attachments in your PMs or something.

Try it now.

Meanwhile, I've started a leaderboard thing in the first post that counts how many adventures people submitted.

I sent you one now. I bet it's the worst one here!

Thanks to everyone who has sent me adventures so far. I'm loving the looks of this, and it's really amusing so far!

Did you guys give up? Because you don't seem like the kind of people who would have a hard time being terrible.

No offense.

I'M SO FORGETFUL

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Emerald141 wrote:

Nobody wrote:you don't seem like the kind of people who would have a hard time being terrible.

MAN UP, EMERALD!

I will send in a submission tomorrow.

HOORAY! I WOULD HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IF PEOPLE RAN OUT OF IDEAS FOR TERRIBLE ADVENTURES!

LOTS OF FUN!!!

horray

FIRST ENTRY FINISHED!!!! HERE IT COMES!!!!

EDIT:
Sorry, but the maximum filesize for all Attachments in the Private Message Folder of 'MyNameIsKooky' has been reached. Please let him know, or wait until he/she has deleted some of his/her Attachments.