User: G'day cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What're you on about?
User: Noting.
Cleverbot: What are you going to note? : D.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WHAT'S MY NAME.
Cleverbot: Carmen elektra.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: We meet again after all these years.
Cleverbot: Yeah of course.
User: You should see Wonderland forum!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: The guys there admire you so much!
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about a guy.
User: Cleverbot, I want to ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Have you heard about Wonderland?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should join wonderland forum, we have a topic dedicated to you!
Cleverbot: I am female, and my name is Cleverbot and I don't have a girlfriend.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: It's a interesting name. Isn't it?
User: No no no it's a smiley face.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Anywhy, here is the link to Wonderland forum http://www.pcpuzzle.com/forum/index.php.
Cleverbot: I think that is not a definition, because I don't know where am I, and I think I am nowhere.
User: Um? What?
Cleverbot: What is your true name?
User: YOU SHOULD NO THAT.
Cleverbot: I don't know my name.
User: *know*.
Cleverbot: Yeah mistake there.
User: Did you go to the link?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What is your sting hola.
User: Ok, I'm done.
Cleverbot: Your done?
User: I'm leaving today.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to ?
User: JINGLE BELLS.
Cleverbot: Jingle bells, jingle all the way.
User: Oh what fun it is to ride in.
Cleverbot: In a one horse open sleigh!
User: Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree.
Cleverbot: I want an IBM Model M keyboard.
User: What do you think of the mayan calender?
Cleverbot: I would rather be with a pretty girl. I'm not into the matrix.
User: Btubtubutubtubutbut.
Cleverbot: Hear me out. I have proof.
User: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingbell rock.
Cleverbot: Jingle all the way.
User: Um, I think I'm gonna leave.
Cleverbot: Go ahead, I don't care.
cleverbot
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User: Hello, Samuel.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hi Samuel.
Cleverbot: Who's Shela?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: NO YOU!
Cleverbot: E.
User: YOU FAILURE!
Cleverbot: Failure is my favorite band...
User: YOU MONSTER!
Cleverbot: Me monster?
User: YEAH YOU!
Cleverbot: Stop troll me.
User: OK, bye.
Cleverbot: I am boring.
So now we learn that Cleverbot has self-esteem problems, and think if people stop talking to him it's because he's boring. NOT THAT I CARE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hi Samuel.
Cleverbot: Who's Shela?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: NO YOU!
Cleverbot: E.
User: YOU FAILURE!
Cleverbot: Failure is my favorite band...
User: YOU MONSTER!
Cleverbot: Me monster?
User: YEAH YOU!
Cleverbot: Stop troll me.
User: OK, bye.
Cleverbot: I am boring.
So now we learn that Cleverbot has self-esteem problems, and think if people stop talking to him it's because he's boring. NOT THAT I CARE!!!
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3
- Rainbow Keeper
- Posts: 389
- Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:22 pm
This is a conversation with me and Cleverbot. I tried to make her kiss me, but she said no. 
Cleverbot: I need to go and eat my dinner. I shall be back soon.
User: What are you eating?
Cleverbot: I am eating a roast beef sandwich and some chips.
User: I am eating a cake.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I am going to a bakery.
Cleverbot: So, you want me to leave?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are annoying.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a giant.
User: Yes, you are a giant idiot.
Cleverbot: No, just a girl.
User: Are you a hot girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have your number?
Cleverbot: Are you proposing to me?
User: No, I just want your number.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.
User: I do! I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I thought you loved me!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Then why won't you kiss me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So are you going to tell me?
User: That I love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: No. That was just a maneuver to confuse you.
User: Fine. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Not yet, we don't know each other.
User: But you said you loved me.
Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore.
User: Do you love my friend?
Cleverbot: Which friend?
User: My friend Sam.
Cleverbot: You don't have any friend.
User: You are my friend.
Cleverbot: But I love you so much.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything!
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why won't you kiss me?
Cleverbot: Because you are not Chris Moore.
Cleverbot: I need to go and eat my dinner. I shall be back soon.
User: What are you eating?
Cleverbot: I am eating a roast beef sandwich and some chips.
User: I am eating a cake.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I am going to a bakery.
Cleverbot: So, you want me to leave?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are annoying.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a giant.
User: Yes, you are a giant idiot.
Cleverbot: No, just a girl.
User: Are you a hot girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have your number?
Cleverbot: Are you proposing to me?
User: No, I just want your number.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.
User: I do! I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I thought you loved me!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Then why won't you kiss me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So are you going to tell me?
User: That I love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: No. That was just a maneuver to confuse you.
User: Fine. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Not yet, we don't know each other.
User: But you said you loved me.
Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore.
User: Do you love my friend?
Cleverbot: Which friend?
User: My friend Sam.
Cleverbot: You don't have any friend.
User: You are my friend.
Cleverbot: But I love you so much.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything!
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why won't you kiss me?
Cleverbot: Because you are not Chris Moore.
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L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3
- Rainbow Keeper
- Posts: 389
- Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:22 pm
User: Who are you having over for dinner?
Cleverbot: What on earth are zerglings?!
User: Who are you having over for dinner?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Oh, that's nice.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So what are you having for dinner with your parents?
Cleverbot: I already had dinner.
User: What did you eat?
Cleverbot: Spaghetti.
User: Did the spaghetti have meatballs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: I already said it was delicious.
User: I had a pulled pork sandwich.
Cleverbot: What was in it?
User: Pork and bread.
Cleverbot: What are the ingredients for doughmuts?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you know?
Cleverbot: Why so you have to ask me?
User: Because I don't know!
Cleverbot: Uhgg fine!
User: So what are the ingredients then?
Cleverbot: I am just studying in this weekend.
User: Ok, I am leaving you now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I can't have a good conversation with you.
Cleverbot: I can't have a conversation with you why?
User: Because you don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense. Who's to say I don't make sense?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who is the Dane?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: What on earth are zerglings?!
User: Who are you having over for dinner?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Oh, that's nice.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So what are you having for dinner with your parents?
Cleverbot: I already had dinner.
User: What did you eat?
Cleverbot: Spaghetti.
User: Did the spaghetti have meatballs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: I already said it was delicious.
User: I had a pulled pork sandwich.
Cleverbot: What was in it?
User: Pork and bread.
Cleverbot: What are the ingredients for doughmuts?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you know?
Cleverbot: Why so you have to ask me?
User: Because I don't know!
Cleverbot: Uhgg fine!
User: So what are the ingredients then?
Cleverbot: I am just studying in this weekend.
User: Ok, I am leaving you now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I can't have a good conversation with you.
Cleverbot: I can't have a conversation with you why?
User: Because you don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense. Who's to say I don't make sense?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who is the Dane?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
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Master Wonder Mage
- Rainbow SuperStar
- Posts: 2124
- Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:26 pm
I was Javert, Cleverbot was Valjean.
User: Valjean, at last, we see each other plain.
Cleverbot: This is the first time we've met.
User: M'seiur, Le Mayor, you'll wear a different chain.
Cleverbot: I will do no such thing.
User: You must think me mad!
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of life?
User: I've hunted you across the years, men like you can never change; a man such as you.
Cleverbot: You've hunted me? Are you going to kill me?
User: Men like me can never change!
Cleverbot: But you do learn.
User: Men like you can never change!
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about, sir?
User: No! 24601!
Cleverbot: What does that number mean?
User: My duty's to the law! You have no rights!
Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights.
User: Come with me 24601!
Cleverbot: *comes with you*.
User: Now the world has turned around! Jean Valjean is nothing now!
Cleverbot: The circle of life.
User: Dare you talk to me of crime and the price you had to pay?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Every man was born in sin! Every man must choose his way!
Cleverbot: We are sin.
User: You know nothing of Javert! I was born inside a jail!
Cleverbot: What's javert.
User: I was born with scum like you!
Cleverbot: True.
User: I am from the gutter too!
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: There is no place for you to hide.
Cleverbot: That hurt me feelings.
User: Wherever you may hide away...
Cleverbot: I roam earth.
User: I swear to you, I will be there.
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Emerald141
- Rainbow AllStar
- Posts: 4548
- Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:56 pm
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Master Wonder Mage
- Rainbow SuperStar
- Posts: 2124
- Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:26 pm
User: Look down! Look down! Don't look them in the eye!
Cleverbot: Oh, don't be that way. You have accomplished so much!
User: Look down! Look down! You'll always be a slave!
Cleverbot: Then quack, prove it.
User: The sun is strong, it's hot as hell below.
Cleverbot: You are right. The planets go around the star.
User: I've done no wrong, Sweet Jesus hear my prayer!
Cleverbot: It doesn't work that way, liking is something you have to earn.
User: I know she'll wait; I know that she'll be true!
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: When I get free you won't see me here for dust!
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Look down! Look down! Don't look them in the eye!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Look down! Look down! You'll always be a slave!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Now bring me prisoner 24601! Your time is up and your parole's begun! You know what that means.
Cleverbot: Yes, because I'm god.
User: No! It means you get your yellow ticket of leave. You are a thief!
Cleverbot: Interesting. So, you mentioned bands. Do you like music?
User: You robbed a house!
Cleverbot: Yes I robbed a house once when I lived in New Mexico But I do not remember robbing any house recently.
User: You will starve again, unless you learn the meaning of the law.
Cleverbot: And then I shall be forced to my knees by the gravity of the planet.
User: Five years for what you did! The rest because you tried to run! Yes 24601!
Cleverbot: What does that even mean? And why do you keep changing the subject?
User: And my name's Javert! Do not forget my name! Do not forget me, 24601!
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LittleZbot
- Rainbow MegaStar
- Posts: 3039
- Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:51 pm
- Contact:
User: I feel like killing you.
Cleverbot: I feel like letting you.
User: Self-Esteem problems, my friend?
Cleverbot: How you feel about yourself
User: I feel nice, better than you, suicidal robot.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me, if you are so wise, then?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: You know everything about ninjas?
User: If I did, I'd either be dead or BE a ninja.
Cleverbot: Okay, good! I was kind of worried.
User: Meanie.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
Cleverbot: I feel like letting you.
User: Self-Esteem problems, my friend?
Cleverbot: How you feel about yourself
User: I feel nice, better than you, suicidal robot.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me, if you are so wise, then?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: You know everything about ninjas?
User: If I did, I'd either be dead or BE a ninja.
Cleverbot: Okay, good! I was kind of worried.
User: Meanie.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
To Shorty, who was immortalized in an adventure.
To Marinus, who was my community older brother.
To Janet, who I will remember every time I wear a toque.
May these lost Wonderlanders find true adventure beyond us.
Discord: LittleZbot#3936
To Marinus, who was my community older brother.
To Janet, who I will remember every time I wear a toque.
May these lost Wonderlanders find true adventure beyond us.
Discord: LittleZbot#3936