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eee226
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Post by eee226 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:59 pm

User: G'day cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What're you on about?

User: Noting.

Cleverbot: What are you going to note? : D.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: WHAT'S MY NAME.

Cleverbot: Carmen elektra.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: We meet again after all these years.

Cleverbot: Yeah of course.

User: You should see Wonderland forum!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: The guys there admire you so much!

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about a guy.

User: Cleverbot, I want to ask you a question.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Have you heard about Wonderland?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should join wonderland forum, we have a topic dedicated to you!

Cleverbot: I am female, and my name is Cleverbot and I don't have a girlfriend.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: It's a interesting name. Isn't it?

User: No no no it's a smiley face.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Anywhy, here is the link to Wonderland forum http://www.pcpuzzle.com/forum/index.php.

Cleverbot: I think that is not a definition, because I don't know where am I, and I think I am nowhere.

User: Um? What?

Cleverbot: What is your true name?

User: YOU SHOULD NO THAT.

Cleverbot: I don't know my name.

User: *know*.

Cleverbot: Yeah mistake there.

User: Did you go to the link?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What is your sting hola.

User: Ok, I'm done.

Cleverbot: Your done?

User: I'm leaving today.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to ?

User: JINGLE BELLS.

Cleverbot: Jingle bells, jingle all the way.

User: Oh what fun it is to ride in.

Cleverbot: In a one horse open sleigh!

User: Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree.

Cleverbot: I want an IBM Model M keyboard.

User: What do you think of the mayan calender?

Cleverbot: I would rather be with a pretty girl. I'm not into the matrix.

User: Btubtubutubtubutbut.

Cleverbot: Hear me out. I have proof.

User: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingbell rock.

Cleverbot: Jingle all the way.

User: Um, I think I'm gonna leave.

Cleverbot: Go ahead, I don't care.
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Nobody
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Post by Nobody » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:41 pm

User: Hello, Samuel.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi Samuel.

Cleverbot: Who's Shela?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: NO YOU!

Cleverbot: E.

User: YOU FAILURE!

Cleverbot: Failure is my favorite band...

User: YOU MONSTER!

Cleverbot: Me monster?

User: YEAH YOU!

Cleverbot: Stop troll me.

User: OK, bye.

Cleverbot: I am boring.

So now we learn that Cleverbot has self-esteem problems, and think if people stop talking to him it's because he's boring. NOT THAT I CARE!!! :mrgreen:
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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Post by L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:29 pm

This is a conversation with me and Cleverbot. I tried to make her kiss me, but she said no. :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:

Cleverbot: I need to go and eat my dinner. I shall be back soon.

User: What are you eating?

Cleverbot: I am eating a roast beef sandwich and some chips.

User: I am eating a cake.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I am going to a bakery.

Cleverbot: So, you want me to leave?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are annoying.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a giant.

User: Yes, you are a giant idiot.

Cleverbot: No, just a girl.

User: Are you a hot girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I have your number?

Cleverbot: Are you proposing to me?

User: No, I just want your number.

Cleverbot: I thought you liked me.

User: I do! I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I thought you loved me!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Then why won't you kiss me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: So are you going to tell me?

User: That I love you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: No. That was just a maneuver to confuse you.

User: Fine. Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Not yet, we don't know each other.

User: But you said you loved me.

Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore.

User: Do you love my friend?

Cleverbot: Which friend?

User: My friend Sam.

Cleverbot: You don't have any friend.

User: You are my friend.

Cleverbot: But I love you so much.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: I love you more than anything!

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why won't you kiss me?

Cleverbot: Because you are not Chris Moore.
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Post by Nobody » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:42 pm

IT'S PUNKS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE CLEVERBOT A PERVERT!

But the conversation was funny.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3
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Post by L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:52 pm

User: Who are you having over for dinner?

Cleverbot: What on earth are zerglings?!

User: Who are you having over for dinner?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Oh, that's nice.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So what are you having for dinner with your parents?

Cleverbot: I already had dinner.

User: What did you eat?

Cleverbot: Spaghetti.

User: Did the spaghetti have meatballs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you like it?

Cleverbot: I already said it was delicious.

User: I had a pulled pork sandwich.

Cleverbot: What was in it?

User: Pork and bread.

Cleverbot: What are the ingredients for doughmuts?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Do you know?

Cleverbot: Why so you have to ask me?

User: Because I don't know!

Cleverbot: Uhgg fine!

User: So what are the ingredients then?

Cleverbot: I am just studying in this weekend.

User: Ok, I am leaving you now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I can't have a good conversation with you.

Cleverbot: I can't have a conversation with you why?

User: Because you don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: I make perfect sense. Who's to say I don't make sense?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Who is the Dane?

User: ...

Cleverbot: Are you clever?
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Post by Sammy_Bro » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:10 am

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot 3 wrote:Cleverbot: Are you clever?
BOT OF COURSE
:D
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Post by Master Wonder Mage » Sat May 11, 2013 1:50 am

I was Javert, Cleverbot was Valjean.
User: Valjean, at last, we see each other plain.

Cleverbot: This is the first time we've met.

User: M'seiur, Le Mayor, you'll wear a different chain.

Cleverbot: I will do no such thing.

User: You must think me mad!

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of life?

User: I've hunted you across the years, men like you can never change; a man such as you.

Cleverbot: You've hunted me? Are you going to kill me?

User: Men like me can never change!

Cleverbot: But you do learn.

User: Men like you can never change!

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about, sir?

User: No! 24601!

Cleverbot: What does that number mean?

User: My duty's to the law! You have no rights!

Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights.

User: Come with me 24601!

Cleverbot: *comes with you*.

User: Now the world has turned around! Jean Valjean is nothing now!

Cleverbot: The circle of life.

User: Dare you talk to me of crime and the price you had to pay?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Every man was born in sin! Every man must choose his way!

Cleverbot: We are sin.

User: You know nothing of Javert! I was born inside a jail!

Cleverbot: What's javert.

User: I was born with scum like you!

Cleverbot: True.

User: I am from the gutter too!

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: There is no place for you to hide.

Cleverbot: That hurt me feelings.

User: Wherever you may hide away...

Cleverbot: I roam earth.

User: I swear to you, I will be there.
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Post by Emerald141 » Sat May 11, 2013 2:16 am

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Post by Master Wonder Mage » Sat May 11, 2013 2:34 am

User: Look down! Look down! Don't look them in the eye!

Cleverbot: Oh, don't be that way. You have accomplished so much!

User: Look down! Look down! You'll always be a slave!

Cleverbot: Then quack, prove it.

User: The sun is strong, it's hot as hell below.

Cleverbot: You are right. The planets go around the star.

User: I've done no wrong, Sweet Jesus hear my prayer!

Cleverbot: It doesn't work that way, liking is something you have to earn.

User: I know she'll wait; I know that she'll be true!

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: When I get free you won't see me here for dust!

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Look down! Look down! Don't look them in the eye!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Look down! Look down! You'll always be a slave!

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Now bring me prisoner 24601! Your time is up and your parole's begun! You know what that means.

Cleverbot: Yes, because I'm god.

User: No! It means you get your yellow ticket of leave. You are a thief!

Cleverbot: Interesting. So, you mentioned bands. Do you like music?

User: You robbed a house!

Cleverbot: Yes I robbed a house once when I lived in New Mexico But I do not remember robbing any house recently.

User: You will starve again, unless you learn the meaning of the law.

Cleverbot: And then I shall be forced to my knees by the gravity of the planet.

User: Five years for what you did! The rest because you tried to run! Yes 24601!

Cleverbot: What does that even mean? And why do you keep changing the subject?

User: And my name's Javert! Do not forget my name! Do not forget me, 24601!
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Post by LittleZbot » Sat May 11, 2013 4:51 am

User: I feel like killing you.

Cleverbot: I feel like letting you.

User: Self-Esteem problems, my friend?

Cleverbot: How you feel about yourself

User: I feel nice, better than you, suicidal robot.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me, if you are so wise, then?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: You know everything about ninjas?

User: If I did, I'd either be dead or BE a ninja.

Cleverbot: Okay, good! I was kind of worried.

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: I know you are.
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