To Mahaloof :-D

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:51 pm

continued from 'Party Prep'

Dear Mahaloof,

All of that sounds wonderful, but.....I have one concern......are you sure you don't snore, because most snorers say they don't snore, when actually they do snore. They don't think they snore because they're asleep when they snore and therefore cannot hear themselves snoring.

hee hee snort snort hee hee.

Actually the trailer house with no windows sounds awesome. The house I live in now is too huge and I have to clean it all by myself. ICK!!!
(I would REALLY love to live in a Van, down by the river) but it doesn't matter...as long as I'm with you.

Love Dizzy

edit-almost forgot: MERRY CHRISTMAS SWEETIE PIE!!!

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:48 pm

mArry chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrristmas 2 u 2 then

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:46 pm

Marinus wrote:mArry chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrristmas 2 u 2 then

Hi Marinus

I was reading your post in this forum and noticed you speak Dutch. I don't!

I speak/write just enough German and French to make the natives irate, with my poor grammar and spelling.

I'm quite sure I have been dumped by Mahaloof.

So, how old are you? 11, 13, 18 or over? Have you thought about creating a level in the editor? It's so much fun.

Dizzy

ps. It's frightfully quiet in the forums this morning.

Mahaloof · Post by **Mahaloof** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:55 pm

No, my honeypot, I haven't dumped you. But strange things happened over here. Am I dreaming?

To be certain I'm not telling you any fairytales, I decided last night to record a few hours of trailer nightlife. I put the tape on 'slow recording', so it would cover a few hours, and I can tell you honestly that there's really NO snoring at all. A few crickets here and there and the occasional car going by on the highway above, but that was it. I'll play the tape for you when you get here. It's very relaxing...

There is, however, a strange bit at the end of the tape. Two male voices whispering:
Voice 1: "So: anybody here or what?"
Voice 2: "Look, there's a bloke sleeping over there. The old couch, see?"
# 1: "Jeez, I didn't see him. Most guys thát heavy snore like hell. Is he dead or something?"
# 2: "Don't think so. Let's keep quiet, alright? Anyway, look at all this old crap. Is there anything to get here, you think? Look at that cupboard."
# 1: "Yeah, looks like the 50's. Old chairs. And only two of them. No paintings either. Any crystal?"
# 2: "A few old lemonade glasses. One has no cracks in it. Nothing else."
# 1: "Any silver then?"
# 2: "Let's see. Two forks, two spoons, all plastic. Nada."
# 1: "How about the guy's wallet? Wait, I've got it."
# 2: "And?"
# 1: "6 euros, 55 cents. Let's see his ID..... Jeez, it's the Don's son."
# 2: "What? That's Silly Loofah? What's he doing in a dump like this?"
# 1: "Looks like dad doesn't like him anymore. Why Silly Loofah?"
# 2: "I've heard he never finished primary school. Ended up in the pen instead."
# 1: "Well, you never finished it either, did you?"
# 2: "Yeah, but I live in a better place than this. There's a difference."
# 1: Well, that's easy: everybody lives in a better place than this. Even Moldavians. Anyway, let's get out of here."
# 2: "Wait. Let's have some fun, now that we're here."
# 1: "Eh? What do you plan to do with those scisso.."

Here's where the tape ends. All very strange...

...Erm, just now I looked in the mirror and noticed all my hair is gone on the left side of my head. Painted in red is the word: ELOHSSA.

?????????????????????

rescuefire · Post by **rescuefire** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:04 pm

OMG TOOO FUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a great belly laugh for Christmas morning....looking forward to Dizzy's reply

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:46 pm

LOLOLOL

Goody, I'm not dumped! wheeeeee

I read this 5 minutes ago and just now realized what 'elohssa' looking in the mirror would say, LOL waay too funny cuz I almost looked it up in the translator. The translator probably would have said, "It says a--hole backwards you fool!"

(thus the nickname 'Dizzy')
Anyway, sweetie pie, honey bunch, you don't snore and 'Love is Blind' and 'Bald is beautiful' (not real sure what HALF bald would be...maybe you could just shave the other side!)...........

and I have a little money saved up for the both of us. ($24.63) Yes, I am truly an Angel.

I didn't get Wii for Christmas.

Instead, I got the External Super Multi DVD Rewriter and Photo Explosion Deluxe. I don't think we could have found Wii anyway; they're obscure around here. Anyway, I can't start a thread about Wii, but I can start a thread and post pictures of myself.

PS. Isle of Ewe

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:08 pm

Hi Dizzy, lucky for you

so I can forget it

However, I've noticed Mahaloof also speaks Dutch so maybe he lives in my neighbourhood (the Dutch-speaking-area is very small) and I don't know what degree kickboxing he has, such guys mostly are good streetfighters

When I read his description I think I'm very afraid to meet him in the dark

And I was so very stupid to give a complete route description in my signature

Never mind; if I see the ages you mentioned I guess you find me much too old (But I still feel young, and at least I still have pretty much hair on my head)

About that level creating; I guess it's about RTW and WA. I only have TOW and WSW but I'm halfway the clouds yet and then I only have to do the void/stinker rescue so maybe I buy RTW soon.

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:04 pm

Hi Marinus, so glad you wrote back.

(I am way over 18, it's just that lots of new people have shown up lately and most of them are very young.)

I want to write more to you, but I'm getting ready to go to my folks house for Christmas. Should be back later today.

Honestly, you will LOVE talking with these people. (mostly Mahaloof)

Be back soon.

ps. you are very funny

Dizzy

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:14 am

Hi Dizzy

, thank you.

You're right; I going to enjoy this forum more and more. About Mahaloof: He replied at my own Dutch-football-topic with half Dutch half English, and I found it really funny.

Also the conversation between you and Mahaloof

but I think there's enough sweetie peety honypot said now, else there's going something out of my stomache outside

(I don't know the right English word but probably you'll understand)

So you are much older then 18 if I understand well? That picture of your avatar yesterday was not really you? too bad!

Well to be honest (you may know everything of me, except my pincode) I was born Jan. "70 so how old I am I have to calculate tomorrow, I'm a little

dizzy

now.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:04 pm
I want to write more to you, but I'm getting ready to go to my folks house for Christmas. Should be back later today.

I hope you enjoyed christmas with your folks. Because of that time (Western European) and "later today" I guess you're on the American continent? So later today I'm probably laying on one ear.

However, see you in the morning

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:15 am

Marinus wrote: Also the conversation between you and Mahaloof but I think there's enough sweetie peety honypot said now, else there's going something out of my stomache outside (I don't know the right English word but probably you'll understand)

Hey now Marinus, don't be cruel

If you'll notice the topic is "To Mahaloof" so you don't have to read it, if it's making you sick. (but I kinda like it)

Long day with family, I'm very tired and going to bed.

Dizzy

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:10 am

Oh I'm so sorry!

I did not mean to make you sad after a long happy christmas day.

Will you forgive me?

But please notice that I used the word "else". So I mean that I've read it with pleasure but if it goes on for a long time .....

And you're right about the title but you should know it makes people curious because when it was really private you should've sent a private message or an email

Actually, I really didn't mean to come to this conversation at all. I only thought it was kidding to make a little "married with snoring" comment, but after all I like it.

P.S. Good morning. I hope you slept well in spite of my cruelty

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:13 pm

Marinus, we were just playing around actually. But you are right; if I didn't want anyone to read it, I should have sent a PM or something.

You are SO forgiven and you did not ruin my happy day.

All my days are happy, no matter what.

I am just a happy person.

Have a Wonderful Day!

ps. you can read my posts anytime.

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:34 pm

Mahaloof · Post by **Mahaloof** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:40 pm

ps. you can read my posts anytime.

Say, what's going on with you two? Why all the hoochee coochee banter? Marinus, are you flirting with my fiancee?! If you are, never mind my degree in kickboxing. I carry a black belt in Origami, pal. Trained with Japanese masters 'n all. And don't forget it's easy to look up Marinus in the phonebook. I can find your trailer in no time...
...but: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and leave it at that for now. I'm a very nice guy, see?

BtW sugarflower, my dear mom used 'a bit of persuasion' with dad and he arranged for a wonderful honeymoon for us. We're going to North Korea!!

Isn't that wonderful! A lovely village, close to the border with China. It's called 호텔 저택 캘리포니아, which roughly translates as Hotel California. They say the views are neverending. We'll even have free chauffeurs and guides everywhere we go. And the best news is: we can stay as long as we want!!!

Mom didn't tell me what kind of pressure she used exactly, but over the phone I heard her say to dad something like: "...otherwise you won't be getting any for awhile, mister..."
It wasn't hard to figure things out, as I know that:
1. Dad couldn't do a day without his whiskey.
2. Mom has the key to the liquor cabinet.

A perfect marriage!!!

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:03 pm

Very good! You're welcome. My nephew is a paperboy and I guess he can really use an origami master

About the North-Korean story, I've really no words for, it's too mad

And Dizzy;

if I may give you advise,
think about it twice,
this man is not good wise

(hey that's nice)

What did you say about poetry Mahaloof?

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:05 am

Mahaloof wrote:
If you are, never mind my degree in kickboxing. I carry a black belt in Origami, pal. Trained with Japanese masters 'n all. And don't forget it's easy to look up Marinus in the phonebook. I can find your trailer in no time...
BtW sugarflower, my dear mom used 'a bit of persuasion' with dad and he arranged for a wonderful honeymoon for us. We're going to North Korea!!
"...otherwise you won't be getting any for awhile, mister..."
It wasn't hard to figure things out, as I know that:
1. Dad couldn't do a day without his whiskey.
2. Mom has the key to the liquor cabinet.

LOLOL, you should be arrested for being so funny!
Don't worry sweetness, you are the one and only True Love of my Life and you always will be.

Only...we simply cannot go to Korea! My hair will frizz!

And please do be careful; Origami can be so dangerous.

Mahaloof · Post by **Mahaloof** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:32 am

Nice little poem, Marinus.

this man is not good wise

Now, this is pure Dutchspeak, very funny!!

Jeepers, sweetiebuns, I didn't even know hair could frizz. Of course, it doesn't apply to me, as for the next few months I'll be completely bald. My friends (the ones who never get caught) already call me Smoothie...

Anyway, no Korea then. We'll think of something else.
And then: we'll always have Paris, dear...

...mind you, we won't be going there, as they're looking for me in France. But we can dream about it and we'll always have that....

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:13 am

Thanks. I'll be glad to say more, but at the moment I've got no inspiration

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:33 pm

Dizzy1 wrote:LOLOLOL

Goody, I'm not dumped! wheeeeee I read this 5 minutes ago and just now realized what 'elohssa' looking in the mirror would say, LOL waay too funny cuz I almost looked it up in the translator. The translator probably would have said, "It says a--hole backwards you fool!" (thus the nickname 'Dizzy')
Anyway, sweetie pie, honey bunch, you don't snore and 'Love is Blind' and 'Bald is beautiful' (not real sure what HALF bald would be...maybe you could just shave the other side!)........... and I have a little money saved up for the both of us. ($24.63) Yes, I am truly an Angel.

I didn't get Wii for Christmas. Instead, I got the External Super Multi DVD Rewriter and Photo Explosion Deluxe. I don't think we could have found Wii anyway; they're obscure around here. Anyway, I can't start a thread about Wii, but I can start a thread and post pictures of myself.

PS. Isle of Ewe

of corse you did not get a wii they where sold out and mine is 1 year old!

you shoud have gotten one in 2006 to!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:34 pm

Dizzy1 wrote:LOLOLOL

Goody, I'm not dumped! wheeeeee I read this 5 minutes ago and just now realized what 'elohssa' looking in the mirror would say, LOL waay too funny cuz I almost looked it up in the translator. The translator probably would have said, "It says a--hole backwards you fool!" (thus the nickname 'Dizzy')
Anyway, sweetie pie, honey bunch, you don't snore and 'Love is Blind' and 'Bald is beautiful' (not real sure what HALF bald would be...maybe you could just shave the other side!)........... and I have a little money saved up for the both of us. ($24.63) Yes, I am truly an Angel.

I didn't get Wii for Christmas. Instead, I got the External Super Multi DVD Rewriter and Photo Explosion Deluxe. I don't think we could have found Wii anyway; they're obscure around here. Anyway, I can't start a thread about Wii, but I can start a thread and post pictures of myself.

PS. Isle of Ewe

of corse you did not get a wii they where sold out and mine is 1 year old!

you shoud have gotten one in 2006 to!

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:52 pm

DEEMAN223344 wrote:of corse you did not get a wii they where sold out and mine is 1 year old! you shoud have gotten one in 2006 to!

May I borrow yours? I'll pm you my address. (I swear I will only keep it for a few y....... days.)

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:18 pm

Marinus wrote: Thanks. I'll be glad to say more, but at the moment I've got no inspiration

Hey Marinus, if you rent the Movie, 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' you will get your inspiration back! I'm actually an actress and that was my debut. Anyway, my name in the movie is 'Jessica' and I'm HOT!!!

Marinus · Post by **Marinus** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:07 pm

The two of you are keeping me busy with that difficult things

I searched on wikipedia in the list of characters but I only found Jessica's performance model. But at last

I found out it was an animated character and yes: I recognized the picture

Funny

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:34 pm

Mahaloof wrote:
Jeepers, sweetiebuns, I didn't even know hair could frizz. Of course, it doesn't apply to me, as for the next few months I'll be completely bald. My friends (the ones who never get caught) already call me Smoothie...

Anyway, no Korea then. We'll think of something else.
And then: we'll always have Paris, dear...

...mind you, we won't be going there, as they're looking for me in France. But we can dream about it and we'll always have that....

Oh Appleblossom, you are so sweeeeet.

Yes, hair frizzes! But not when I use my hot smoothing iron. It's so awesome..........I can make my hair do anything I want!

And it holds it's shape through rain, sleet and snow! Isn't that awesome?

Hmmmm, it seems you are "wanted" in so many countries. That's puzzling.

Oh well; I'll think about that tomorrow.

Are you "wanted" anywhere in the U.S.? Cuz there's lots of cool mountains and ski resorts and cotton candy and stuff and it's lots of fun.

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:34 am

Dizzy1 wrote:LOLOLOL

Goody, I'm not dumped! wheeeeee I read this 5 minutes ago and just now realized what 'elohssa' looking in the mirror would say, LOL waay too funny cuz I almost looked it up in the translator. The translator probably would have said, "It says a--hole backwards you fool!" (thus the nickname 'Dizzy')
Anyway, sweetie pie, honey bunch, you don't snore and 'Love is Blind' and 'Bald is beautiful' (not real sure what HALF bald would be...maybe you could just shave the other side!)........... and I have a little money saved up for the both of us. ($24.63) Yes, I am truly an Angel.

I didn't get Wii for Christmas. Instead, I got the External Super Multi DVD Rewriter and Photo Explosion Deluxe. I don't think we could have found Wii anyway; they're obscure around here. Anyway, I can't start a thread about Wii, but I can start a thread and post pictures of myself.

PS. Isle of Ewe

Hey,you got a External Super Multi DVD Rewriter and Photo Explosion Deluxe!I just got---NOTHING.

Mahaloof · Post by **Mahaloof** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:08 pm

I can make my hair do anything I want!

That is soo cool, my peachy pie. Right now, I can't make my hair do anything, not even grow...

Last year, when I was at a friends house, I asked him: "Can I use your hot smoothing iron?" I never found out what he was thinking, because he chucked me out right there and then and I never saw him again...

As for the French episode: it happened about 5 years ago. We were on holiday in Paris and one day we visited the Louvre. Lots of paintings of old people and chubby angels floating about. Mom found me annoying whenever I giggled in front of some rural landscape showing women with their jiggly bits hanging about.

Hm, sorry...

Anyway, I got pretty bored and at one point I ducked into a side room to get away from mom and dad for a moment. Apart from one guard, there were only 3 other people in the room as I went in. This middle-aged couple and a younger girl, who I think was a secretary or something, as she was carrying all kinds of papers and also holding a notebook and pen. That last item reminded me I had a black marker with me and I felt like playing a little joke. (Well, I was 13 at the time and still a bit childlike, see? Nowadays, I'd use a fountain pen...) There was one portrait of a woman with this wan smile on her face. I think it was called "Mono Lisi" or some such. Not important, that, but I really wanted to do something about that silly expression. The moment the guard turned around and strolled towards the door I walked over and made a little moustache. Not on the painting itself, but on the glass surrounding it. What happened next really took me by surprise...

...The 3 visitors got all excited. The man whispered kinda loudly: "Yes. Yes, that's it! See? Half woman, half man. I knew it! Leonardo meant for us to see it this way. Honey, we have a plot!"
The woman whispered: "Yes Dan, I can see it now! But do you really think people are gonna buy into this thing? It's pretty farfetched."
The man: "Pumpkin, people will believe anything. They bought George Bush winning the Elections, didn't they?"
The woman: "Well, you got a point there."
Man: "We'll call the book 'The Leonardo Code'. Or wait: The Da Vinci Puzzle. Something like that. Jenny, make a note!"
Secretary: "Yes, Mr Brown."

Then the guard came back.

He saw the glass and said something like: "Merde de Dieu! Enfant terrible!!" I still have no idea what he said there, but he clearly meant me. For a split second I thought of pointing at the couple and accusing them, but it wouldn't have worked. So I bolted for the door and got the hell out of there. Found mom and dad and convinced them to exit the museum Now! Back in our suite (Hotel Trop Chère, 3 stars!) I told them about my little prank and they got packing right away. Dad explained about security cameras, and sure enough, right after we pulled away from the curb in front of the hotel, police cars started arriving. We just made it...

Driving back north, dad harshly admonished me, saying that if ever I should do something like that again, I better take the painting with me and make a few extra bucks. I told him it wouldn't have worked with this one, as it was so ugly...

rescuefire · Post by **rescuefire** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:43 pm

tyteen4a03 · Post by **tyteen4a03** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:56 am

rescuefire wrote:

DITTO!

uneekrose · Post by **uneekrose** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:52 pm

It's so nice to be back home on my own PC, I surely missed everyone. This conversation carrying-on has me in stitches. Marinus welcome to the nutters forum, you seem to fit right in. There is a post 'what do forum nutters look like and some of us have posted pics'.

Can't wait to catch up with the other posts and see how this Wonderland romance came about, the dutchman and the dizzy blond........are you sure this is a romance and not a saga........

Dizzy1 · Post by **Dizzy1** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:57 pm

OH MONICA!!!! You have been missed!

Welcome Home!!

Saga???? (the nerve)

Seriously, you have been missed by ALL.