This is the prolouge, when I've checked and chipped Chapter 1 I will post it.
Prologue (aka. Chapter 0)
"I am Judge Justick-Juck-Junky-Joonk? Uuhhh I dunno... You needa get sent ta jail cuz ur so weird. I sentence you... to a second in jail!!! Why you little piece of squidgy uhh pie! Why yes I do torture people by putting their hand under my gavel. Ouch."
Judge Justick-Juck-Junky-Joonk (or JJJJJ for short) was not a happy person. He whispered "Boo," to someone and no-one liked him ever since... HOW SAD

Chapter 1 coming in a few minutes...