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Post by dlcs18 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:11 pm

There was a woman and music was playing. When the music stopped. The woman died. Why?
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Post by Marinus » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:28 pm

They did chair-dance, the chair broke and she broke her neck. 8)
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:36 am

Make another please. That is NOT a puzzle, but a yes or no question.
And I know it. (She was a blind tightrope walker, and the music was used to signal her when she can walk off. One day the system had a fault in it...)
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Post by dlcs18 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:45 pm

Fine. You do one. I don't give much fork around here with this you know! :lol:
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:00 pm

Well, OK.

What is the opposite of the word "if"?

No deep concepts, just clear-cut dictionary words. :twisted:
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Post by dlcs18 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:03 pm

Not another opposite... :shock: Dang
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:14 pm

Na-na-na-na-na boo-boo! :P :lol:
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Post by Dizzy1 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:46 pm

Ummm, let's see here...

Is it:

Suppose?

Assume/Assuming?

Oh, I need to know if the answer is just one word and if we may ask Yes or No questions. :mrgreen:
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:26 pm

Uhh, no, sorry.
And you may ask questions if you like but I don't think it will help one bit.
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Post by Dizzy1 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:09 pm

Dizzy1 wrote:Is the answer just one word?
I'm thinking this is such a trick question, or something! Can't even think of anything to guess. :?
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:22 pm

Yes, the answer is just one word.
No, there are no odd tricks and physical concepts. It is a purely dictionary-like puzzle.
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Post by Lutz » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:41 pm

Muzozavr wrote:What is the opposite of the word "if"?
"When" :?:
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Post by Dizzy1 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:44 pm

Grrrrr Lutz, I just signed in to guess, "when"!!!!!

Ok then, if that's correct, you'd better have a fun puzzle ready. :D :D :lol: :P
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:19 pm

Sorry, but just noooo. :cry: Although I really like the idea, IF is like "maybe it will happen" and when is more like "it WILL happen SOMETIME" which aren't really opposites, are they? There's a total opposite.
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Post by Marinus » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:46 pm

Unless I know another riddle to post, I will not say the answer. :? 8)
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Post by Lucky-Luc » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:16 pm

The opposite of the word if? Fi? Ur? :P

I fear however that "the word" doesn't matter at all :roll:

As a real alternative, maybe "because"?
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Post by Muzozavr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:08 pm

Marinus, you could always PM me to check.

Lucky-Luc, no special tricks in this one, so "Fi", while a funny guess, isn't it.

"Because" isn't it, and I don't really understand how it could be.

Think again. :P
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Post by jdl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:21 pm

Doubt? And I don't have any puzzles, so, if its right, I give Mqdar the "spot-light!"
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Post by Dizzy1 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:01 am

I'd guess again, but my guess would be iffy, so I won't! :lol:
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Post by Muzozavr » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:52 am

"If" suggest uncertainity.
"Doubt" suggests even less certainity. They aren't opposites of each other, really. :wink:

Dizzy1, no, it isn't "iffy", so you can guess again! :lol:
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Post by mqdar » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:02 am

jdl wrote:Doubt? And I don't have any puzzles, so, if its right, I give Mqdar the "spot-light!"
Get that spotlight off me!!! :lol: :lol:
Are you sure you mean me? I don't have anything, but I might try (yeah, something like, "What is the opposite of middle?").

Muzo, ummmm... certainly? Then? Undoubtedly? Wait, isn't "if" just like "middle?" The way it says "maybe" and "might" (like there being a 50% chance of)?
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Post by Muzozavr » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:11 am

That's the difficulty, "if" is quite like a "maybe" or "middle" which makes it difficult to find an opposite.
There IS one though. :twisted: You'll probably kick yourself after finding it.
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Post by sewel5 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:12 pm

Is 'if' the opposite of 'if'?

Since it's 'middle', the opposite would be the same.(I think)
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Post by Muzozavr » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:01 pm

Sorry, but no. There is a real opposite and you'll understand when you get it.
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Post by Dizzy1 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:24 pm

Oh geez! :? Tough one!!! (I found iffy, online in an antonym dictionary, so I guess they don't know either.)

I also found this, in an article to Harvard Club of Boston:
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In 1938 a man in Billings, Montana, submitted this enduring puzzler: “A year ago I was employed as a head wing builder of a light-plane factory, during which time I made the acquaintance of a welder in the fuselage department. One day he asked me if….I knew the opposite of the word ‘if.’ I did not, and he gave me 30 days to dig it up. Other matters came up, and I did not give it a thought until this man had moved from our city. This man told me that a Harvard professor had asked him this and told him the correct answer, and after he moved I vainly tried to discover what it was. I wrote to the English department at Montana University and they failed to reply. To satisfy my natural curiosity and to silence my wife, who jeers at me and claims that ‘if’ has no opposite, will you please tell me what it is and why?”

(When you have an answer that pleases you, let us know it.)
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So Muzozavr, I'm wondering what made you pursue the definition of IF? And also, where you found it! :lol:

For now, I'll make a guess, just off the top of my head: :roll:

1. After
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Post by Dizzy1 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:41 pm

Another guess:

1. Unless
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Post by Muzozavr » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:44 pm

"Unless" is right.
Unless is basically "if not" which is opposite to "if" in any grammatical construction. So you've done it after all. :D
Your turn now!
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Post by Dizzy1 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:14 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D That was a really, really clever question Muzozavr. 8)

Ok! Here's one, but it isn't quite as difficult. :lol:

Daisy Mae wanted a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of finding such a bird. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Daisy Mae was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Daisy Mae returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why wouldn't the parrot talk for Daisy Mae?
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Post by dlcs18 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:18 pm

Because it had ear muffs? :lol:
Because Daisy Mae never spoke the whole week? :lol:
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Post by Dizzy1 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:29 pm

Sorry, but no! You're very funny though. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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