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Post by lgrapes » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:30 am

I agree with Davimad :D :D
Davimad wrote:Now folks, can we get back to being totally crazy????? :P :lol:
Now that all of that is said, will you people go back to the FUN stuff so that I can watch this thread in peace :lol: :lol: :lol: I am fading into obscurity...and unless I can't control myself you will not hear from me again. Well, at least not here :lol: :lol:

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Post by Davimad » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:36 pm

Hi Liz,

You qualify with age, that was the only rule btw.

Isn't this the best place to be when the teenagers are giving you a hard time? :wink:

I never had children so I'm not even a granny! I am fortunate enough to have nephews and nieces who turn to me when they are in trouble.
It's still nice to be part of their lives, I always felt that I played a part in their upbringing.

This is going to be a real fun place, if you ever read the posts in Wonderland Women's Institute, you will know what I mean.

I will leave it up to you. :D
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Post by Liz Mayhew » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:44 pm

Thanks Maureen :D
Yes, it'll be a brilliant escape from the teenagers. I never got around to reading the WWI pages, but if this thread is anything to go by it'll be completely nuts. :lol: :lol:

Liz :D :D
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Post by Davimad » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:02 pm

Brilliant Liz!!!

Welcome to the nuthouse. HAHAHA

We never know what subject will be discussed, it can be the most bizarre but we don't care. :roll: :lol:

Now I have two other English, English speakers, we have to teach Roger because he's defecting (sounds nasty!) to our side! :lol: 8)

C'mon you American English, give us some of your humoUr. :P :lol:
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Post by Liz Mayhew » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:10 am

Well, as an English English speaker I can't say I'm a great enthusiast about English spelling. :x I think it's ridiculous, but because of my training I tend to spell correctly (all that convent education!). :cry: Found this poem about spelling and pronunciation, you might like:

When in English class we speak
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it's true
That we say sew, but also few?

When a poet writes a verse
Why is horse not rhymed with worse?
Beard sounds not the same as heard
Lord sounds not the same as word

Cow is cow, but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with toe.
Think of nose and dose and lose
Think of goose, but then of choose.

Confuse not comb with tomb or bomb,
Doll with roll, or home with some.
We have blood and food and good.
Mould is not pronounced like could.

There's pay and say, but paid and said.
"I will read", but "I have read".
Why say done, but gone and lone -
Is there any reason known?

To summarise, it seems to me
Sounds and letters disagree.

Liz :D :D
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Post by Davimad » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:13 pm

I had a good laugh at that Liz.

Is this something for the M.A.W's :?:


Snap-dragon



Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin.....




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Post by ol'gramma » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:49 pm

I liked that as well Liz...I wonder how people trying to learn English ever do....
I would add..
Candy is Dandy
but Liquor is Quicker... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by popo » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:01 pm

That pic looks just like my son Chris, when he walks downstairs in the mornings. His knuckles drag on the floor too. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ann3120 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:19 pm

Hi Liz,

I love the "pome" :) :)

Having been the US side of the pond for 40 years now, I have great difficulty with some of my spelling - and pronunciation too....and what's even worse is when people ask me how I said (or spelt/spelled) it before I came over here, I can no longer remember, and usually have to ask my husband, who is a much travelled TEXAN :oops: :oops: :oops:

Age is no problem, so does my level of senility qualify me for the M.A.W.s club :?: :?: I'm also a card carrying member of AARP, and I'm getting even closer to the dreaded Medicare birthday.

I have an American "green" card which is really pink and white but no-one seems to be able to explain why, so maybe as we are all inhabitants of Rainbow land I might at last get an answer ..... and for the UKers out there, yes I still am as I also travel on my British passport.
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Post by ol'gramma » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:29 pm

Hi Ann
I will officially submit my application to the M.A.W. thread.
Over 40? You're in, no application needed.
Welcome.
Any one, any age, can read the ridiculous discussions here, they just can't take exception and post it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

So far this is my favorite: Majic wrote:
Tyred means your car has had its tires put on. Kind of like a horse is shoed

Now that is a profound comment!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Davimad » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:00 pm

WELCOME ANN :!:

This has to be the craziest crowd in Wonderland, well ahem, we want it to be :!: 8) :roll: :shock: :lol:

I'm not away from home as long as you but I can't remember which wee sayings are Scottish or Northern Irish. Doesn't matter, lets have some 'MATURE' fun. :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by popo » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:11 pm

When I hear 'Mature' I always think of really ripe, smelly cheese. So if I'm mature I must be ripe and smelly. :shock:

Sounds like me. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Davimad » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:20 pm

Pauline, don't forget what you said when we were locked in Loofie's level. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YOU forgot to bring a change of underwear. HAHAHA

OL' CHEESEY :!: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Close your eyes Roger, safer with a peg on your nose too :!: :roll: :lol:
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Post by popo » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:22 pm

Poor old Poopy Popo!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Davimad » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:39 pm

AWWWWWWWW :!: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Never mind Gorgonzola, we will let you stay.

Bring some nice perfume with you tho' :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Gen » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:23 pm

Hi Ann!

You said "I'm getting even closer to the dreaded Medicare birthday. "

Don't feel bad, I received my Medicare card about a month ago and today it becomes officially active. I don't feel that old, maybe that's because of Wonderland! A great place to stay young! :D
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Post by rmelin13 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:28 pm

Oh aw right..... eyes closed, peg on nose. 8)

I bring my cane every time I view this thread.
AARP card carrying member myself BTW. Don't know if that's good or not?

Anyway, how did you folks manage to escape Loof's garden anyway?
I'm still stuck in here!!! OK, what's the secret?
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Post by Liz Mayhew » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:12 am

Will someone please enlighten me? What's AARP? Is it some kind of indigestion :shock: :o :shock:

Liz :D :D
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Post by Davimad » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:14 am

Sounds to me like some sort of American Retirement Plan Liz.

Looks like they get their bus passes at the age of 55 :!: :shock: :lol:

I'm sure we will learn all soon.
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Post by Davimad » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:17 am

Forgot to tell you Roger....

Remember 'Bewitched' :?: I am one of the 3 witches so just twiddled my nose a bit. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you want me to witch you out of there :?: :wink: :lol:
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Post by rmelin13 » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:25 pm

MAD - YES, witch me out... please!!! I'm getting hungry! :lol: :lol:


AARP - American retirement plan is correct.
(American Association of Retired Persons)
-- Roger
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Post by Davimad » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:16 pm

Righto Roger, consider yourself tWITCHed out :!: :wink: :lol:

Btw, aren't you a tad young for a retirement card :?:

Over here, standard age for women is 60, 65 for men.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by rmelin13 » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:20 pm

THANK YOU for releasing me MAD !! :D I'm FREE !!!

Yeh, I'm not retired, still working for several more years yet, but I do
belong to AARP which doesn't mean you have to be retired.

Makes a lot of sense, eh? You actually only need to be 50 to join AARP.
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Post by Davimad » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:31 pm

Im really interested in this Roger, please tell me more.

After you stuff yourself silly with food of course. HAHAHA.

I already feel 'retired', John is having to cut up my food and do all the usual mundane tasks we take for granted. :shock:
Thank goodness it's only temporary. :oops:
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Post by rmelin13 » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:08 pm

AARP is really no big deal, actually. Not government sanctioned or anything like that. It's just an organization, it might even be for profit (does anyone here know?), they just offer discounts for members, travel, hotels, prescription and non-prescription drugs, insurance plans, etc. Their only requirement is that members are at least 50 years old and pay their dues.

Some people even think of AARP as kind of a rip-off. A glorified insurance broker and lobbyist of sorts. They lobby politicians (congress, etc.) on behalf of retired people, and they at least try to serve the interests of retired/older folks.

I hope I've represented them correctly. Feel free to correct me anywhere I'm wrong folks.
-- Roger
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Post by Cat » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:40 pm

Funny I hope you all enjoy!
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Post by rmelin13 » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:50 pm

Cat -

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cat » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:18 pm

Sorry Roger, I couldn't resist! I be there before you know it. :lol: :roll:

BTW here is your bewitch friend -MAD! :D :) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

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Post by Davimad » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:20 pm

Thanks for the info Roger, I am oh so interested in how each country treats their elderly.

Cathie, I ain't no Julie Andrews but enjoyed singing that all the way through. Don't think the cats appreciated it :!: :wink: :lol:
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Post by Liz Mayhew » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:38 pm

What a laugh Cat. :lol: :lol: Thanks for those lyrics.

Maureen - what a coincidence! I just sang that silly song to my dogs and they joined in very tunefully :lol: :lol:.

A good laugh keeps you young. Being mad in Wonderland keeps you young. We'll all be 18 again before we know it (as long as it's not 18 months :( ).

Liz :D :D
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