Funny expressions

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:12 pm

OR....

As much use as a chocolate fireguard.

kaz67 · Post by **kaz67** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:15 pm

oh nooooo ... surely anything made of chocolate has a purpose ??

Jersey · Post by **Jersey** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:19 pm

kaz67 wrote:Many many contributions already ... here's a little one from Kazza

"They're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"

That's a really good one!

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:37 pm

Here is one my mother in-law used to say:

The old sow that eats her farrow...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:52 am

I don't usually offend & hopefully I'll still maintain my good record after this...

"I know plenty of girls with an hourglass figure... but man, some of them can hold a bit of sand..."
Anon (protecting the not so innocent)

Robbie

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:52 am

I was looking around for this postcard about 7 months ago when this thread was current & couldn't find it for the life of me. Just some stuff you should jot down in your travel book for your next visit down under.

My wife picked it up when she was over in outback Western Australia.

... and no, I don't look like this.

Robbie

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:38 am

very good robbie. good find.

amy25 · Post by **amy25** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:14 am

These are hilarious!

Here's a couple.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Power is on, but the fuse is flickering.
His brain is like eggs. . . . .scrambled.

And for some reason, having a brain block is definitely one that I've grown up hearing.

Everyone have a good time reading!