First: Make sure your toast is worm - I mean warm. Or else nobody is going to enjoy the toast because it sounds like bread more.
Second: Make sure your toast is crispy - Uncrispy toast makes unhappy toast defense.
Third: Apples are apples. Blending them with toasts does not make apple pie.
Fourth: DERP OR DIE
That's all. Enjoy your day doomed by the Evil Toaster.
tyteen4a03
That guy who impersonates the Evil Toaster
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