My "If This Was Made of This Kind of Food" Poems

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:18 am

SOME POEMS I RANDOMLY MADE BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND WANTED TO BUMP UP MY RANDOMNESS LEVEL:

If the Moon Was Made of Apple Pie

If the moon was made of apple pie
I would wish I could die
in order to die I would eat cherry pie
so that I could fly.

So I went to the moon of apple pie
to find cherry pie so I could die
in order to die, I must fly
In order to fly, I must eat cherry pie

Everywhere I looked, there was apple pie
not a single small slice of cherry pie
but the moon across was made of cherry pie
in order to get there, I must fly

But I cannot fly unless I eat cherry pie and die
so I talked to an elf that had very long ears
but all it'd do was talk about himself and say "cheers!"
I asked it why it always said "cheers" and he said "I love mirrors!"

I was angry at the elf, so sad to say,
I took it and threw it far away.
immediately after I began to cry
because of how I wanted so much to die.

But I could not die, so i decided to go hide
where I found a weird-o guide
the guide ate soup and it hated a dog
that always came around doing a jog

That's when a lamp came to play
but that really ruined my day.
The lamp told jokes that rhymed with "blue"
and soon I complained and said "moo"

Around the corner came a bad raccoon
who held in his hand a silver doubloon
everyone went nuts over the coin
until they all got pain in their groins

the pain was very much great
until they began to do figure-8s
all anyone said was "keys"
and I infinitely began to eat trees.

And that's what would happen if the moon was apple pie
but it's not, so I do not want to die.
Of course it made of pudding, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me.

THE END

If the Sun Was Made of Cookie Dough

If the sun was made cookie dough
I would fly very low
I would fly, til' it snowed,
then I'd fall down to earth below

Then I'd build a rocket for all to find
you know, the strong kind
I'd fly up, and crash into the moon
and I'd drop into a lagoon

In the Lagoon there was a snake
all my money, he wished to take
so I gave him some, but it was fake,
so the went and threw me into the lake

My enemy, he came to be,
he ate all that he could see
When he was gone, I ran and hid
It was no use, for find me he did

I created then, a large foot
which I kicked him with, into a hut
The hut was scared, and so was I,
for it appeared that the lake was alive

It swallowed me up, yes it did
but it turns out it didn't like kid
So I was safe, for a while,
then I found a mutant floor tile

The tile paired up with the snake,
and my head began to ache
I couldn't see how this could happen
but I forgot and went nappin'

While I slept, they crept to me,
and set to prune my family tree
I woke up just in time
to give the snake to a mime

Turns out the mime is evil, see
how could all of this happen to me?
I saw that I needed some rest
So I went and killed that filthy pest

And that's what would happen if the sun was cookie dough,
but it's not, so I won't fly low
Of course it's made of Ice Cream, as far as I can see,
so I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

If Mars Was Made of Candy Bars

If Mars was made of Candy Bars
I would drive there in some cars
I would go very fars
til' I got trapped in some jars

A bee flew in the jars to me
and then said that he could read
"Let me out" I did plead
but he had another need

I drilled a hole in the wall
then stepped out, and I did fall
I fell for many years
and soon landed in some gears

A very big dog was there as well
he began to hum "The Farmer in the Dell"
It was annoying, it truly was
so I closed his mouth, and heard some fuzz

A cat showed up and said
"Why don't you just drop dead"
I asked the cat what it meant
and it threw me into a vent

Soon I got to Candy Land
and easily found a wandering band
The band was evil, it turned out,
seven guns, they did tout

I ran away before I knew
what they were truly up to
So I sneaked up, being quiet
and they thought I should go on a diet

That did it all for me
I became a rabid tree
They screamed with fright
and I prepared to fight

They shot me twice, and cut me up
they used my wood to make a cup
Three months did pass, then I found
myself in a cupboard, tightly bound

And that's what would happen if Mars was Candy Bars
But it's not, so I won't drive cars
Of course it's made of cake, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

If Jupiter Was Made of French Fries

If Jupiter was made of French Fries
I would tell many lies
I'd tell these lies til' I died,
then I would have to be revived

To be revived, I would need pie
So much pie it fills the sky
The pie must be poisoned, you see
or it would have no effect on me

To find all this poisoned pie
I explore the world of die
there isn't anywhere like the world of die
except a world where you can fly

While looking through the world a die
I found a merchant, oh my!
He agreed to fill the sky
if only a snake could sigh

I had found a sighing snake
but that snake he wouldn't take
he thought it would eat him, you see,
just as it had tried to eat me

So I looked high and low
for a giant snake in an afro
He said he would take that instead
or else he might take my head

I found a snake, all right,
but it turned out that that snakes do bite
this one wanted a fight
but instead I gave him a nice kite

He didn't like the kite, it seems,
so he left me to my dreams
By that I mean he knocked me out
When I awoke, I began to pout

The merchant showed up right then
he told be his name was Ben
he chopped off my head quite nice
but it was quite full of lice

He screamed, he shouted
then the snake was clouted
He remember nothing after that
much less why he wore a hat

And that's what would happen if Jupiter was French Fries
But it's not, so I won't tell lies
Of course it's made of Jell-O, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

If I Were a Giant Piece of Bacon

If I were a giant piece of bacon
Lots of things would start breakin'
Those things must be taken
before guns, they start makin'

Soon I would come
and they would give me a gun
They would tell me "shoot" and I would
even though I don't think I should

I would shoot a lot, or perhaps a ton
Of course I would aim at anyone
Oh look! What have I done?
Actually, it was kind of fun

The table got a hungry look in its eye
And suddenly it could fly
I knew for sure I was going to die
and on the floor I did lie

Much of the world seemed to spin
then I was made of tin
I never saw the world like this before
but, oh, so easily I tore!

Somebody then punched the wall
which somehow made them very tall
So tall that I did gulp
I knew he'd crush me into pulp

Somehow the table saw me
and now it was in a tree
"How will you get down?" I said
but soon tin was it fed

I'm poisonous, it seems
I caused it to have weird dreams
It dreamed of a sword that flew
and caused everything to be blue

It caused me to be blue, indeed
for I was now table feed
but then it threw me up and said
"You really should be dead!"

That's what would happen If I were a giant piece of bacon
But I'm not, so things won't start breakin'
But I'm eggs, as far as I can see,
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

If Saturn Was Made of Mango Slices

If Saturn was made of Mango Slices
then I would take a knife to dice it
But Saturn would scream, and so would I
because it turns out that I can fly

I flew up high, then I flew way down
suddenly I landed on a big crown
The crown bit me, it bled and bled
most of Saturn just turned red

I really thought that was weird
until I realized that I had a beard
The beard was pink and blue
It was cotton candy, that I knew

I decided to eat it, but when I took a bite
it attacked me, and gave me quite a fright
The beard jabbed me with a sword
and declared himself as a great lord

He annoyed me, that beard did
So I decided to name him Sid
Sid was angry, yes he was
he likes "Bob" yes he does

I never heard of Bob, in all my days
Then the beard met my gaze
I told him "You look yummy, yes you do"
and he told me he was made of glue

I walked away from the talking beard
Even for me, he was too weird
So instead I looked, and I found a mango
and he said "do you like to tango"

"I can't dance" I told him with glee
for I knew the world revolved around me
The stupid tango shattered my dream
He looked to another that had a gleam

I got angry at him
he said his name was Tim
Tim was angry and quite mad
that I didn't think that he was rad

And that's what would happen if Saturn was Mango Slices
But it's not, so I won't try to dice it
Of course it's made of peaches, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:31 pm

XD

That will be all.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:09 pm

I'm in the middle of planning a "If the Sun was made of cookie dough." *shot*

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:18 pm

If the sun was made of cookie dough,
I wish I could eat it so
I would eat till i'd blow
so I dont have to go back to my lawn and mow.

IDK, it was random.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:28 pm

If the sun was made of cookie dough
There would be no heat. The earth would freze over and we would all die. THE END. *shot*

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:49 pm

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:54 pm

Then it's a giant burnt cookie now, since it would be cooked. When it cools off the earth will freze and we will all die. THE END AGAIN. *shot*

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:23 am

In the cookie dough thing you have an archenemy.

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:09 pm

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:28 pm

If Mars were made of apple squares,
I honestly couldn't care.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:39 pm

If Earth was made of cake
We would eat it all and our stomachs would explode and we would die because the stomach acid would destroy our vital organs. THE END. *shot*

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:09 pm

You're feeling destructive lately.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:26 pm

I allwas am. I've just been forgeting to hide it lately. Sorry!

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:16 pm

You misspelled always. And forgetting. *shot*

If boywhoflies didn't misspell words,
He would have gotten a new internet browser. Ds. *shot for failingly trying to rhyme*

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:20 pm

I'm using Firefox for this post, okay? XD

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:27 pm

Then you need to look at the words underlined in red.
Or else your computer must be dead. *shot again*

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:59 pm

I fixed everything in red, Except for the XD part, since that's not really a word to begin with.

I did that with this post, too.

Master Wonder Mage · Post by **Master Wonder Mage** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:12 pm

So you posted just to say you were currently using Firefox even though you had not used Firefox on earlier posts?

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:44 pm

I started using Firefox so people wouldn't have to bother getting me to. *shot*

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:34 pm

Recently found this topic again, and decided to finish up.

If the sun was made cookie dough
I would fly very low
I would fly, til' it snowed,
then I'd fall down to earth below

Then I'd build a rocket for all to find
you know, the strong kind
I'd fly up, and crash into the moon
and I'd drop into a lagoon

In the Lagoon there was a snake
all my money, he wished to take
so I gave him some, but it was fake,
so the went and threw me into the lake

My enemy, he came to be,
he ate all that he could see
When he was gone, I ran and hid
It was no use, for find me he did

I created then, a large foot
which I kicked him with, into a hut
The hut was scared, and so was I,
for it appeared that the lake was alive

It swallowed me up, yes it did
but it turns out it didn't like kid
So I was safe, for a while,
then I found a mutant floor tile

The tile paired up with the snake,
and my head began to ache
I couldn't see how this could happen
but I forgot and went nappin'

While I slept, they crept to me,
and set to prune my family tree
I woke up just in time
to give the snake to a mime

Turns out the mime is evil, see
how could all of this happen to me?
I saw that I needed some rest
So I went and killed that filthy pest

And that's what would happen if the sun was cookie dough,
but it's not, so I won't fly low
Of course it's made of Ice Cream, as far as I can see,
so I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:59 pm

IDEA: If Mars was made of candy bars.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:12 pm

OHHH

WORKING ON IT

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:23 pm

OH HEY, SAMMY_P POSTED ON MY ACCOUNT! WONDERFUL! BUT I WANNA MAKE A POEM TOO!

If Mars was made of candy bars
How would we get there and back
Perhaps we would use flying cars?
Of course, that is all we lack

If Mars was made of candy bars
We would need to store it
I'm supposing we would use jars
So we can eat all of the bits

If Mars was made of candy bars
Someone would need to make suits
So we could do minigolf and get pars
I hope we don't need to wear boots!

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:32 pm

If Mars was made of Candy Bars
I would drive there in some cars
I would go very fars
til' I got trapped in some jars

A bee flew in the jars to me
and then said that he could read
"Let me out" I did plead
but he had another need

I drilled a hole in the wall
then stepped out, and I did fall
I fell for many years
and soon landed in some gears

A very big dog was there as well
he began to hum "The Farmer in the Dell"
It was annoying, it truly was
so I closed his mouth, and heard some fuzz

A cat showed up and said
"Why don't you just drop dead"
I asked the cat what it meant
and it threw me into a vent

Soon I got to Candy Land
and easily found a wandering band
The band was evil, it turned out,
seven guns, they did tout

I ran away before I knew
what they were truly up to
So I sneaked up, being quiet
and they thought I should go on a diet

That did it all for me
I became a rabid tree
They screamed with fright
and I prepared to fight

They shot me twice, and cut me up
they used my wood to make a cup
Three months did pass, then I found
myself in a cupboard, tightly bound

And that's what would happen if Mars was Candy Bars
But it's not, so I won't drive cars
Of course it's made of cake, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:34 pm

THIS TOPIC IS NOW POEM TOPIC

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:34 pm

Name changed.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:35 pm

If I were made of pure molten doom?

do it

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:42 pm

If I were made of pure molten doom
What would happen to my friends
Would I have to hit them with a broom
Or would I have to put them into a bend

If I were made of pure molten doom
What would happen to my surroundings
Would I have to remake with with a loom
Or would I have to search with Bing!

If I were made of pure molten doom
What would happen to my life
Would I have to explode with a boom
Or would I have to live in a bee hive

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:43 pm

If I were a giant piece of bacon.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:53 pm

If I were a giant piece of bacon
What would happen to be living of bacon
Would I end up having the of bacon
Or OR OR OR OR OR of bacon
Am I doing six words then of bacon
I really doubt that I am of bacon
But am I a big juicy of bacon
Or am I a fat jerk of bacon
No, I am not a fat of bacon
No! Don't eat my soulless soul of bacon
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon of bacon.

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