Evil Toaster 5: The End of Evil Toaster

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:41 pm

**** ******* **** that's realy a ****** ******* *** *** *** ** * *****!

Could a system restore or decompiling demo 1 work?

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:51 pm

DON'T YOU HATE HAVING ALL YOUR HARD WORK DESTROYED!? MAKE THAT VIRUS PAY!

boywhoflies wrote:*

What swear is that?

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:59 pm

It's not. Just "a". But it's part of somethinbg larger so I figgured I shouldn't put any of it.

With all non swears. If that shouldn't be there, I don't mind at all if a mod deletes it.

Holy ******* **** that's realy a mother-******* fat *** son of a *****!

(Refering to the virus. And the ******-******* ******** ******* who made it. If it was the situation that would make no sence.)

mother-******* ****face *******

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:04 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Could a system restore or decompiling demo 1 work?

No.

I will resume working on Demo 2 again in fifteen years.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:10 pm

I'm gonna find the ******-******* ******* who made the virus, get a bunch of people together, and jump his ***.

I'll stop swearing now.

WAIT!
How much stuff on your computer did it delete? The game maker backup file might still be there. I dunno.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:14 pm

It only deleted my Game Maker program files folder, nothing else. All of my .gmk files are gone.

Fate has run its course.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:17 pm

You gotta be kidding me!

-insert 3 hours of swearing that I would put if I didn't say what I said before-

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:21 pm

DP...is ET5 canceled? D:

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:26 pm

boywhoflies wrote:DP...is ET5 canceled? D:

Yes. Canceled forever. Well, for fifteen years, at least.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:29 pm

0_0

o_e

Anyway, what about Community Toaster? Was there another game you needed to use the levels? -dangles mouse infront of the level editor-

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:37 pm

Maybe you can continue Yapple!

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:37 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Anyway, what about Community Toaster? Was there another game you needed to use the levels? -dangles mouse infront of the level editor-

I was going to compile all of the good custom levels into Community Toaster 1. Speaking of which, there's something I need you to do.

Go design 30 fantastic levels yourself within the next 24 hours, otherwise I'll never try to pick up Evil Toaster 5 again. Ever.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:40 pm

MyNameIsKooky wrote:
boywhoflies wrote:Anyway, what about Community Toaster? Was there another game you needed to use the levels? -dangles mouse infront of the level editor-
I was going to compile all of the good custom levels into Community Toaster 1. Speaking of which, there's something I need you to do.

Go design 30 fantastic levels yourself within the next 24 hours, otherwise I'll never try to pick up Evil Toaster 5 again. Ever.

THIS BEGINS: THE TOASTER RACE I

0/30 levels.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:43 pm

I actualy would be willing to do that with a longer time limit. Cuz in the end I'm only gonna have about 5 hours to do them with school and sleep and stuff. :p

BTW, 1/30 if you like the level I made a few months back.

Micman27 · Post by **Micman27** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:44 pm

I found the editor!

Click here.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:45 pm

PM the levels to MyNameIsKooky.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:45 pm

Perhaps I was being a bit generous.

The new challenge has been set. You must design 9,001 levels within the next fifteen minutes.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:51 pm

Math done. That's a level every -less than a second-. Taking Nobody's lead.

I'll go make some levels out of boredom.

Random goal for myself:30 levels in 30 days.
00/30

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:58 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Math done. That's a level every -less than a second-. Taking Nobody's lead.

Exactly, you have to slow down time.

boywhoflies wrote:I'll go make some levels out of boredom.

Random goal for myself:30 levels in 30 days.
00/30

Seems like a boring waste of effort since I was joking.

Truth is, I was joking about the entire "ET5 is canceled" thing. Since you actually considered the possibility of Nobody's last post on page 17 being true, I decided to carry the joke out further because I'm a sadistic misanthrope.

Emerald141 · Post by **Emerald141** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:20 pm

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:20 pm

I gotta be less gullible. Once 2 of my friends conviced me another one of my friends got expelled for pantsing the vise principal. I wouldn't put it past him, though.

Anyway, that's great! ^_^

(The self-chalenge wasn't for the whole getting you to restart ET5 thing. It was to ditch boredom and use that amazing editor of yours. :3)

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:22 pm

Emerald141 wrote:Trolling% finished? Are we working in something beyond base 10 now?

Yep. Base64.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:22 pm

Forgot to say this. I found it a but suspisious that apparently only your Game Maker folders got deleted. But I didn't say anything because it might start a argument if that actualy did happen.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:25 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Forgot to say this. I found it a but suspisious that apparently only your Game Maker folders got deleted. But I didn't say anything because it might start a argument if that actualy did happen.

You think I wouldn't back up my files?

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:28 pm

Mabye you're like me that my computer would have to get about 70 million memory increases to hold all my backups. I dunno.

Seriously though, I get like a memory increase evrey time I save my progress on a game.

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:33 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Mabye you're like me that my computer would have to get about 70 million memory increases to hold all my backups. I dunno.

I put my stuff on a flashdrive.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:35 pm

Oh. In that case I'm guessing you do. :3

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:37 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Oh. In that case I'm guessing you do. :3

No, I don't get "memory increases." It's a bad idea to just copy your stuff and dump it into a different folder on your CD drive when a virus/blue screen of death/etc can come along and completely erase all traces of it.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:43 pm

I mean I'm guessing you back it up.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:54 pm

Can we just get back on topic please?