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boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:56 pm

Magic Gum Wrapper says "Make that 8."
Nobody says "When did you get here?"
Magic Gum Wrapper says "I warped to Rift Boywhoflies again. I realised I have a constant connection with his mind. Anyway, I'll go with RBWF."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:04 pm

Roaster says; "ACK! SNAKES!"

Roaster defeats the snakes with toast!

lol i took credit for sammy_p's post he deleted

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:07 pm

Sammy_P says "No, MGW, you're a visible imaginary character!"

MGW says "WHAT!?!?"

Sammy_P grabs Nobody and runs.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:14 pm

Magic Gum Wrapper checks if he's right by trying to put his hand through the wall. If he's imagnary, he can go through.
He does.
Magic Gum Wrapper says "But my powers have had effect on things. How does that work if I'm imagineary? I'M CONFUZED RAW."
Rift Boywhoflies says "But you could get taken along with zing bubbles, even when you were asleep. Mabye you can choose when you want to happen."
Magic Gum Wrapper says "If I'm imagineary, I would have to go with what I thought was true at the time. I guess my body moved with it automatically."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:17 pm

Sammy_P drags Nobody into a random clearing!

Nobody says: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah..."

Evil Translator follows Sammy_P.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:20 pm

I added some stuff to my above post, and I guess Nobody posteed while I did. Lets just say everything after the "I'M CONFUSED RAW" line in my post would be here.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:25 pm

MyNameIsKooky teleports into the English-speaking village.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:52 am

Everyone in the village is gone.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:11 am

A sign appears saying:

"FAMINE IN PROGRESS.

PLEASE WAIT."

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:24 am

All of the villagers come back with McDonalds food and the sign vanishes.

Go ahead and NYO this.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:26 am

boywhoflies wrote:All of the villagers come back with McDonalds food and the sign vanishes.

Go ahead and NYO this.

NYO.

Alarm Clock goes "DING!"

Sign dissapears.

Everyone walks out their doors and hold their hands out.

Food falls from the sky!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:42 am

Aww, darn! Someone posted while I was writing this... I think I'll go with this anyway because it furthers the main Evil Translator plot.

MyNameIsKooky says: "Oh, I see."

MyNameIsKooky eats the sign!

Random Villager says: "YOU PUNK! That edible sign was the only food we had left! Now we shall starve!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "I thought the village was deserted."

Random Villager says: "We were hiding for a surprise party."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Well, I'm sorry. Maybe the Gibber-speaking village could spare some food for you. I'll ask them once everyone has a spear."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:45 am

pencil

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:03 am

ball point pen

PLOT:

The Hypnotized SS01 sits on an ivory throne surrounded by Hypnotic Snakes!

SS01: "BEING KING IS FUN. I LIKE SNAKES. SNAKES! WHAT ARE THE NEXT PLANS FOR THE EVIL TRANSLATOR ROBOT FACTORIES?"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:14 am

Or that would happen, but the Evil Translator is human.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:16 am

THEY STICK EVIL CHIPS IN PEOPLE WHO TRANSALATE

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:31 am

*edited my post to make sense

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:22 am

Random Villager dies of hunger!

Village randomly burns down!

Meanwhile...

Volvic Drip touches iKooky FP!

iKooky FP busts out of the building, and looks for MyNameIsKooky.

DUN DUN DUN!

MyNameIsKooky walks into a Japanese-speaking Village.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:56 am

(so, after this era, we have (i used copy and paste):

Era 4: MyNameIsKooky's Childhood: MyNameIsKooky discovered that when he was younger, he was an ice miner in Pantarctica. However, for some reason, he never remember it. As strange as it was, MyNameIsKooky somehow existed 200 years before the present on Planet Wefight. Young MyNameIsKooky and a few other random guys were sent out to mine in a DEADLY ICEBERG in Pantarctica. MyNameIsKooky, Nobody, and Tiny Tank came along too since the fourth Power Orb was located inside of the DEADLY ICEBERG.

Era 5: 1 Week Before The Mutant Sock Attack (or June 24th): MyNameIsKooky, Nobody, and Tiny Tank arrive in time 1 week before the Mutant Sock attack occurred. According to the Enclosed Instruction Guide, the last Power Orb was at Jeff Bobblebrain's labs. Nothing seems to be threatening until MyNameIsKooky receives a memo from his alter ego, Mr. Kooky, to arrive at a hearing about using the Master Time Machine without authorization. After failing to arrive at the hearing due to random attacks involving cartoon baddies appearing from vortexes, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody had to suffer the consequences. Tiny Tank got shipped off to the Humongous Closet due to being an "unknown device" and MyNameIsKooky and Nobody were forced to remain in Mr. Kooky's heavy industry office building. Having to wander around the halls, there would be pretty much no escape for MyNameIsKooky and Nobody. Occasionally the two would have to attend meetings in Mr. Kooky's office. There's a large painting on a random upright magazine in a forest that seems to resemble the Spooky Forest at the back of Mr. Kooky's office. MyNameIsKooky would ask Mr. Kooky about it several times, but he remains very secretive about it. The painting also is bolted into the wall very firmly. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody would have to somehow escape Mr. Kooky's office building, save Tiny Tank from Mr. Kooky's workers, and get to Jeff Bobblebrain's labs and uncover the Horrors of the Past.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:04 am

Sammy_P wrote:Random Villager dies of hunger!

Village randomly burns down!

Meanwhile...

Volvic Drip touches iKooky FP!

iKooky FP busts out of the building, and looks for MyNameIsKooky.

DUN DUN DUN!

MyNameIsKooky walks into a Japanese-speaking Village.

No. 1: I don't want the villager to die. He can get defeated though. As for the village burning down, that defeats the purpose of MyNameIsKooky asking for food.

2: There never was, and never will be an iKooky FP.

3: MyNameIsKooky is far away from Japan.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:40 pm

Meanwhile...

Nobody says "Look! A piggy bank!"

Sammy_P says "You mean a 'Pygg' jar?"

Nobody says "What?"

Sammy_P says "They were called that back then."

Nobody says "Why 'Pygg'?"

Sammy_P says "They were made of Pygg clay."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:46 pm

Nobody says "Anyways, where are we?"

Sammy_P says "Just a room with a button."

Nobody presses the button.

The hole out of the room closes!

DUN DUN DUN!

The wall opens, revealing a kingdom!

In the king's room..

SS01 says "I SMELL INTRUDERS, BITE THEM, MY SNAKES!"

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:22 am

LittleZbot says "Wait. I just realized. HOW COME I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A SPEAR?"

LittleZbot uses a Y-Saber to kill twenty snakes!

LittleZbot says "FEAR ME!"

Snakes run!

LittleZbot sees Evil Mutater.

LittleZbot says "OH NOES."

Evil Mutater Mutizes Hypnotism Snake #57.

Hypnotism Snake #57 becomes GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

LittleZbot runs!

Nobody says "Uh-Oh."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:15 pm

Snakes tie themselves around LittleZbot!

LittleZbot is taken away!

LittleZbot uses his Y-Saber!

It doesn't do anything!

DUN DUN DUN!

Snakes starts to tie themselves around Nobody and Sammy_P!

Nobody says "I DON'T WANT MY FATE TO BE THIS!"

Sammy_P starts to dress up as a leech!

Nobody says "HOW WILL THAT HELP?"

Sammy_P says "HYPNOTIC SNAKE BLOOD IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. I'M GONNA SCARE AWAY THE SNAKES!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:27 pm

Rift Boywhoflies slowly flies to the celling because he's too lazy to help anyone.
Magic Gum Wrapper goes to pick up a snake and throw it, but he remembers he can't interact with solid objects anymore, and he dosen't have hands to begin with.
Rift Boywhoflies imagines Magic Gum Wrapper being able to interact with solid objects. Because he's part of RBWF's imagination, he now can.
MGW takes the end of his arm and tears it into smaller strands to make a hand-like thing.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:33 pm

Sammy_P sees a stick!

Sammy_P grabs the stick and throws it into the Evil Mutater!

Stick becomes Evil Spear!

Evil Spear starts attacking Sammy_P!

Sammy_P says: "Hey guys, I made a spear! It's evil though."

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE eats Nobody!

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE eats Sammy_P!

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE doesn't eat Evil Translator because he's not a good guy!

Evil Translator thinks: I guess it's up to me now. I never thought I would have to fight directly, especially not to save two good guys.

Evil Translator prepares to fight Evil Spear!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:06 pm

SS01: "SNAKES! MAKE ME MY ROYAL POPCORN! THE RECIPE IS IN THE KITCHEN."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:11 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Rift Boywhoflies slowly flies to the celling because he's too lazy to help anyone.
Magic Gum Wrapper goes to pick up a snake and throw it, but he remembers he can't interact with solid objects anymore, and he dosen't have hands to begin with.
Rift Boywhoflies imagines Magic Gum Wrapper being able to interact with solid objects. Because he's part of RBWF's imagination, he now can.
MGW takes the end of his arm and tears it into smaller strands to make a hand-like thing.

Your spear-hunt group is somewhere completely different. (Don't blame me, you and Sammy_P posted while I was.)

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:51 am

LittleZbot struggles!

LittleZbot says "It looks like I'm a gonner."

LittleZbot stares into Hypnotism Snake #85's eyes.

LittleZbot takes out his watch.

LittleZbot hypnotizes Hypnotism Snake #85!

LittleZbot says "Where are you taking me?"

Hypnotism Snake #85 says "To the CRAZY CATS OF DOOM. They will tear apart and eat anything.

LittleZbot says "What's your weakness?"

Hypnotism Snake #85 says "Gasoline. Even though that hasn't been invented yet."

LittleZbot remembers something.

LittleZbot shouts "MY GASOLABOR GUN!"

LittleZbot takes out his Gasolabor gun and shoots Hypnotism Snake #87!

Hypnotism Snake #87 is defeated.

LittleZbot uses his Gasolabor gun to free himself.

LittleZbot zooms back to Evil Translator.

LittleZbot says "Hi!"

LittleZbot punches Evil Mutater.

Evil Mutater is defeated.

LittleZbot says "Punches are their weakness. They can't stand many punches."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:24 am

Evil Translator says: "How did you know that?"

LittleZbot shrugs.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE eats LittleZbot!

Evil Translator says: "OH, COME ON!"

Meanwhile, at MyNameIsKooky...

MyNameIsKooky bumps into ThyNameSiKooky!

ThyNameSiKooky says: "Oh, hello, traveller from the future. I'm practicing spear throwing in case any innocent people happen to walk by my house!"

ThyNameSiKooky throws a spear at a bird!

Bird is defeated!

MyNameIsKooky teleports the spear to himself!

ThyNameSiKooky says: "Hey, that's my spear! I'm going to send my descendant and his friends after you!"

MyNameIsKooky thinks: And that's how MyNameSiKooky's Army was founded. They gave me so much trouble back in the day...

ThyNameSiKooky says: "I don't have a descendant yet though, so in the meantime I'll just have to take you on myself."

ThyNameSiKooky prepares to fight MyNameIsKooky!

MyNameIsKooky says: "I, er, gotta go... a have an important, uh... sales call?"

MyNameIsKooky teleports away!

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