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Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:20 pm

Meanwhile...

LittleZbot lands in a giant room with a stage, and an audience!

Sammy_P is doing a speech!

Sammy_P is currently saying "WHERE'S THE HOVERCRAFT FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE II? THE TREADMILL WE ALL SAW IN THE JETSONS?"

Random person says "IN MY CLO-"

Sammy_P yells "HUSH!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:38 pm

Nobody wrote:
boywhoflies wrote:Rift Boywhoflies slowly flies to the celling because he's too lazy to help anyone.
Magic Gum Wrapper goes to pick up a snake and throw it, but he remembers he can't interact with solid objects anymore, and he dosen't have hands to begin with.
Rift Boywhoflies imagines Magic Gum Wrapper being able to interact with solid objects. Because he's part of RBWF's imagination, he now can.
MGW takes the end of his arm and tears it into smaller strands to make a hand-like thing.
Your spear-hunt group is somewhere completely different. (Don't blame me, you and Sammy_P posted while I was.)

O RITE

Rift Boywhoflies pointlessly summons MGW a taco.
He can't hold it to eat it.
Insert MGW becoming solid here.
MGW eats the taco.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:21 pm

Nobody says: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

LittleZbot thinks: Who put a stage inside of a snake anyway?

Meanwhile, outside of GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE...

Evil Translator kicks Evil Spear across the floor!

Evil Spear loses 10 HP! 10 HP remaining!

Evil Spear lunges at Evil Translator!

Evil Translator dodges it!

Evil Translator steps on Evil Spear!

Evil Spear loses 5 HP! 5 HP remaining!

Evil Spear shakes!

Evil Translator falls over!

Evil Translator loses 10 HP!

Evil Translator pokes Evil Spear very hard!

Evil Spear loses 2.5 HP! 2.5 HP remaining!

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:42 pm

(Wouldn't the Evil Translator do that again?

)

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:25 pm

LittleZbot pulls out his Gasolabor Gun.

LittleZbot shoots it all over the inside of GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE gets sick.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE throws up Nobody and Sammy_P.

LittleZbot shoots again.

LittleZbot loses his Gasolabor Gun in the random audience.

LittleZbot says "OH COME ON."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:41 pm

LittleZbot wrote:LittleZbot pulls out his Gasolabor Gun.

LittleZbot shoots it all over the inside of GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE gets sick.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE throws up Nobody and Sammy_P.

LittleZbot shoots again.

LittleZbot loses his Gasolabor Gun in the random audience.

LittleZbot says "OH COME ON."

TOO EASY.

Explain where you got the gun.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:02 pm

Sammy_P wrote:
LittleZbot wrote:LittleZbot pulls out his Gasolabor Gun.

LittleZbot shoots it all over the inside of GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE gets sick.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE throws up Nobody and Sammy_P.

LittleZbot shoots again.

LittleZbot loses his Gasolabor Gun in the random audience.

LittleZbot says "OH COME ON."
TOO EASY.

Explain where you got the gun.

He got it way back during the Transformo plot.

PLOT:

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE immediately eats Nobody and Sammy_P again.

Evil Translator says: "Eww."

Evil Translator squeezes Evil Spear!

Evil Spear is defeated!

Evil Spear becomes Spear!

Evil Translator turns to face GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

Meanwhile, at Rift Boywhoflies...

Rift Boywhoflies spots a spear in a tree!

Rift Boywhoflies and Roaster fly up to the spear!

Magic Gum Wrapper uses an imaginary elevator to get to the spear!

Rift Boywhoflies says: "This spear is mine."

Roaster says: "Hands off, punk. I'm claiming this spear."

Magic Gum Wrapper says: "I still think I need a spear, even if I am imaginary."

Rift Boywhoflies says: "I guess we'll just have to fight over it."

Roaster shoots toast at Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies dodges it!

Magic Gum Wrapper uses Prism on Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies loses 150 HP!

Rift Boywhoflies tries to punch Magic Gum Wrapper!

Magic Gum Wrapper becomes unsolid!

Rift Boywhoflies' fist goes through Magic Gum Wrapper!

Roaster tries to slap Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies blocks it!

Rift Boywhoflies tries to slap Roaster!

Roaster blocks it!

Roaster tries to slap Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies blocks it!

Rift Boywhoflies tries to slap Roaster!

Roaster blocks it!

Roaster tries to slap Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies blocks it!

Magic Gum Wrapper notices that Rift Boywhoflies and Roaster are preoccupied.

Rift Boywhoflies tries to slap Roaster!

Roaster blocks it!

Roaster tries to slap Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies blocks it!

Magic Gum Wrapper becomes solid again.

Rift Boywhoflies tries to slap Roaster!

Roaster blocks it!

Magic Gum Wrapper reaches for the spear.

Rift Boywhoflies sneakily slaps Roaster!

Roaster loses 10 HP!

Roaster slaps Rift Boywhoflies!

Rift Boywhoflies loses 10 HP!

Magic Gum Wrapper is about to grab the spear!

Roaster notices!

Roaster throws an apple from the tree at Magic Gum Wrapper!

The apple hits the spear!

The spear falls out of the tree.

Tiny Tank gets the spear.

Magic Gum Wrapper facepalms.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:04 pm

Meanwhile...

Sammy_P climbs back onto the stage.

Sammy_P says "AND NOW I THINK ITS ABOUT THE TIME WE HAD WEAPONS DESIGNED TO KILL ZOMBIES!"

Audience cheers!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:15 pm

A spear sticks up under the audience.

Audience screams!

The people wathcing the show start running around chaoticly!

The spear retreats, then comes up again somewhere else!

The spear retreats, then comes up again somewhere else!

The spear retreats, then comes up again somewhere else!

The spear retreats, then comes up again somewhere else!

The spear retreats, then comes up again somewhere else!

The spear retreats, then comes up again under the stage!

The spear retreats, then comes up again under the stage!

The spear retreats, then comes up again under the stage!

The stage is getting ruined!

Sammy_P says: "NO, MY BEAUTIFUL STAGE!"

LittleZbot spots his Gasolabor gun in the chaos!

LittleZbot zooms towards his gun!

The spear comes up in front of LittleZbot!

LittleZbot trips!

LittleZbot crashes into Nobody!

Nobody says: "Hello."

Meanwhile, outside of GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE...

Evil Translator thinks: I'M SO GOOD AT FIGHTING.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:24 pm

Evil Translator is actually fighting a random rock, thinking he is fighting GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:49 pm

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE thinks: Grr. That rock impersonated me and ate my food. I will get my revenge on it! Rocks are like clocks anyway.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE eats GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE!

Evil Translator thinks: WHAT?!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:56 pm

Sammy_P says "THAT IS ALL."

Sammy_P throws the audience into stomach acid!

Nobody says "EVIL!!!!"

Sammy_P says "THEY WERE FOOD."

Nobody says "CANNIBAL!!!!"

Sammy_P says "No. They were talking food. Jeez."

Sammy_P pulls out a pocketk-

Nobody says "Is that my pocketknife?"

-nife and cuts a hole in the snake.

Sammy_P and Nobody jump out and run off.

Sammy_P and Nobody randomly walk into the Hypnotic Snake Kingdom!

Sammy_P says "DON'T LOOK.", and puts on sunglasses.

Nobody falls into a trapdoor!

Sammy_P says "Again?"

Guard says "WOULD YOU LIEK TO MEET THE KING"

Sammy_P says "WOULD I?"

Guard takes Sammy_P.

Sammy_P walks into the 'King's Room'.

Sammy_P sees SS01!

SS01 says "SNAKES. SNAKES. I'M IN SNAKE."

Sammy_P says "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

SS01 says "GUARDS. SEIZE HIM."

Hypnotic Snakes drag Sammy_P into a dungeon!

Nobody lands in a dungeon across from Sammy_P's.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:33 pm

Nobody takes a spear from a skeleton!

Nobody uses the spear to pick the lock.

Nobody walks away.

Sammy_P says: "HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!"

Meanwhile, at Evil Translator...

LittleZbot comes out of GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

LittleZbot says: "Nobody and Sammy_P abandoned us, eh?"

Nobody comes.

Nobody says: "Sammy_P is locked in a dungeon in a snake kingdom."

LittleZbot says: "Figures."

CHECKLIST says: "Automatic update!

MYNAMEISKOOKY'S SPEAR-FOUND
NOBODY'S SPEAR-FOUND
TINY TANK'S SPEAR-FOUND
TRANSLATOR'S SPEAR-FOUND
ROASTER'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
LITTLEZBOT'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
RIFT BOYWHOFLIES' SPEAR-NOT FOUND
MAGIC GUM WRAPPER'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
SAMMY_P'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:51 pm

Sammy_P walks out.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:22 pm

LittleZbot shoots his Gasolabor gun at GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE loses 100 HP.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:11 am

Nobody gets punched by his robotic arm!

Nobody gets punched by his robotic arm!

Nobody gets punched by his robotic arm!

Nobody gets punched by his robotic arm!

Nobody gets punched by his robotic arm!

Nobody gets punched by his robotic arm!

Nobody is defeated!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:16 am

Roaster carves a spear out of toast.
RBWF uncontrollably eats it.
MGW facepalms.
Repeat 5845804 times.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:45 pm

7 days later...

Sammy_P is about to die from hunger!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:52 pm

Or that would happen, but hunger merely defeats people.

Meanwhile, at Rift Boywhoflies...

Blacksmith comes with a spear!

Roaster says: "That took a while. We already wasted a week waiting, so we should find the spears for Rift Boywhoflies and Magic Gum Wrapper ourselves. Or figure out how to fix Rift Boywhoflies' eating problem."

7 days earlier...

Blacksmith sees the scene.

Blacksmith says: "I could make you a better spear really fast."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:56 pm

(I'm considering quitting Wefight.)

Sammy_P says "may i have a pizza-"

Nobody says "no"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:21 am

(Alright. It's gonna be lonely once I'm the only member of the Top 5 still posting...)

Sammy_P doesn't realize he is in the Snake Kingdom!

Sammy_P is hallucinating!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:23 am

Random cannonball hits Sammy_P!

Sammy_P lands outside of the Snake Kingdom!

Sammy_P stops hallucinating!

Sammy_P notices the snakes put Hallucination pills in sandwiches!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:24 am

SS01: "SNAKES, AFTER H-"

SS01 trips on his throne and tumbles off a cliff!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:27 am

(want a fun game? http://jmtb02.com/soviet-rocket-giraffe-go-go-go/)

SS01 lands in a pile of hallucination pills, next to Sammy_P!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:12 pm

Rift Boywhoflies is worried if he fixes his eating problem he will lose his overpowered eating powers, so he summons 56806347845895321688547 tacos and proseeds to eat them.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:12 pm

boywhoflies wrote:Rift Boywhoflies is worried if he fixes his eating problem he will lose his overpowered eating powers, so he summons 56806347845895321688547 tacos and proseeds to eat them.

Little does RBWF know that there are hallucination pills in it!

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:20 pm

LittleZbot continues to battle GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE.

Littlezbot sees a spear.

LittleZbot zooms over to grab it.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:09 pm

pGSC says "HARMFUL OBJECTS DETECTED. REFRAIM FROM EATING THE TACOS."
RBWF says "Okay, thanks."
RBWF uncontrolably eats all the tacos!
Roaster says "See? We do need to fix that problem."
RBWF realises he's full and can't use his eating powers for a while. OMG TEH IRONYNESS.
IRONYNESS. attacks the group!
RBWF sees IRONYNESS. as a Enderman!
RBWF says "Hey, Enderbuddy! Let's have some fun, starting with getting DAT DERE ENDERPEARL."
RBWF shoots water from his rift hand at IRONYNESS.. 0 damage!
MGW says "Wut?"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:47 pm

RBWF dances with all the pretty colors!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:25 pm

Meanwhile, at Nobody...

Nobody blasts the snake with his Superpowers!

Nobody says: "Good thing you revived me within the past week."

LittleZbot says: "Yes."

CHECKLIST says: "Automatic update!

MYNAMEISKOOKY'S SPEAR-FOUND
NOBODY'S SPEAR-FOUND
TINY TANK'S SPEAR-FOUND
TRANSLATOR'S SPEAR-FOUND
ROASTER'S SPEAR-FOUND
LITTLEZBOT'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
RIFT BOYWHOFLIES' SPEAR-NOT FOUND
MAGIC GUM WRAPPER'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
SAMMY_P'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND"

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