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Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:14 pm

Random Dude says "Look, I brought throwing knifes!"

Random Dude throws the throwing knifes at Nobody and Sammy_P!

The knifes land on Sammy_P's head.

Nobody says "You okay?"

Sammy_P replies "brain... forget"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:02 pm

Or that would happen, but Sammy_P still isn't with Nobody.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:40 pm

Meanwhile, in Austrailia...

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:42 pm

Soviet Rocket Giraffe crashes into Sammy_P!

Sammy_P lands on a random house, in the middle of nowhere.

Sammy_P is now lost.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:05 pm

Doom walks out of the house!
Doom says "Crap. Mah rowf."
Doom teleports away to get some wood, which is non-existant in Nowhere.

(This is the ET nowhere if you haven't realised that)

Edit:It would be more fitting for Doom to say "You little ****! I'll kill you!", or something else regarding hate for him, but whatever. :3

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:57 am

30,000th viewer.

Technos72 · Post by **Technos72** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:00 am

lol I checked. I realized I was viewer 30001, then checked back and out again to make sure which got me the 30002nd view. Then 30003 when posting this :3

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:37 am

LittleZbot grabs the spear he zoomed over to grab!

LittleSbot attacks IANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE with it!

GIANT SNAKE THAT LOVES TO EAT CLOCKS AND GOOD GUYS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE is defeated!

Nobody says: "Now we can advance further into the Hypnotic Snake Kingdom, free Sammy_P, and find him a spear."

Meanwhile, at StinkerSquad01...

StinkerSquad01 sees a set of tracks leading away from his throne.

StinkerSquad01 thinks: WHAT ANIMAL MADE THESE? I HOPE IT DOESN'T EAT SNAKES!

StinkerSquad01 follows the tracks at high speed.

Meanwhile, at the good guys...

I Like Trains Kid stands on a train track.

Nobody says: "You again!"

I Like Trains Kid says: "I like trains."

Evil Translator thinks: This won't end well...

StinkerSquad01 runs over I Like Trains Kid!

I Like Trains Kid is defeated!

LittleZbot says: "That wasn't a train..."

Nobody says: "That was Rift Boywhoflies' friend SS01. Chances are, he's evil now and king of the snakes. They are hypnotic, after all."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:57 pm

(finally felt like posting!)

Fist Thingy punches Sammy_P out of the random house!

Sammy_P thinks: oh no oh no oh no

Sammy_P lands, literally, in the middle of Nowhere (ET3).

DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:04 am

(You already were in ET3's nowhere. Were you not in the middle before?)

Nobody says: "If we can get StinkerSquad01 to convert back to good guyness, the snake kingdom won't have a leader. Come on!

Nobody leads the others down the train track.

Meanwhile...

StinkerSquad01 collides with a train!

StinkerSquad01 is defeated!

Meanwhile again...

Sammy_P sees a spear!

Sammy_P says: "A spear in nowhere? How strange."

(I'm feeling kind of we-lazy right now...)

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:09 pm

The random fist turns out be be Scrap's!
Sammy_P says "RAWR YOU NEVER GO TO NOWHERE"
It's true, so the whole fist-incident is eraced from time, but Sammy_P somehow remembers.
Doom teleports back with a baseball bat with a knife taped to the top and hits Sammy_P back to the middle of Nowhere!
In summary, nothing really changed.

Meanwhile...
Rift Boywhoflies realises that his holes in space-time can allow time travel!
Rift Boywhoflies tries to open a hole that does so because he still thinks IRONYNESS. is a Enderman.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:07 pm

Meanwhile, at Nobody...

A bunch of snakes attack the gang!

Nobody says: "BOTHER!!!"

LittleZbot shrugs.

LittleZbot summons Knob!

Knob hits a bunch of snakes!

10 minutes later...

The hypnotic snake kingdom is defeated!

LittleZbot zooms over with StinkerSquad01!

LittleZbot says: "I'll revive him and try to get him back to his senses later. I guess we can leave this evil place."

Nobody says: "And yet Sammy_P wasn't here. I wonder where he is..."

Meanwhile, at Sammy_P...

Sammy_P grabs the spear!

CHECKLIST says: "Automatic update!

MYNAMEISKOOKY'S SPEAR-FOUND
NOBODY'S SPEAR-FOUND
TINY TANK'S SPEAR-FOUND
TRANSLATOR'S SPEAR-FOUND
ROASTER'S SPEAR-FOUND
LITTLEZBOT'S SPEAR-FOUND
RIFT BOYWHOFLIES' SPEAR-NOT FOUND
MAGIC GUM WRAPPER'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
SAMMY_P'S SPEAR-FOUND"

Joe says: "Evidently Nobody is making things easy to get through the plot quickly."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:18 pm

Worminator appears!

App walks out and says "Blargh, what a confusing batt-"

Sammy_P dashes into the Worminator!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:20 pm

But before entering, Sammy_P grabs App with his spear!

App says "AHH!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:45 pm

Rift Boywhoflies gets a idea.
Rift Boywhoflies uses Chaos Spear!
A crude plastic spear that creates barriers that only affect itself to keep it from touching anyone besides Rift Boywhoflies making it useless as a weapon appears in Rift Boywhoflies's hand!
However, Rift Boywhoflies sees it as a Creeper.
Rift Boywhoflies activates some non-exastant Steve powers, becomes made of blocks, bulids a tower under him, and tries to take the "Creeper" out with his bow.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:47 pm

Kitty Kat appears!

Creeper runs away!

Kitty Kat starts hurling hairballs at rBWF!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:56 pm

RBWF sees the hairballs as Creepers.
RBWF sees Kitty Kat as a Creeper.
RBWF sees his hand as a Creeper.
RBWF sees IRONYNESS. as a Creeper.
RBWF sees the floor as a Creeper.
RBWF sees his tower made of Creepers.
RBWF sees MGW as a Creeper.
RBWF sees the walls as Creepers.
RBWF sees the celling as a Creeper.
RBWF sees the iron pickaxe in his hotbar as a Creeper.
RBWF sees Roaster as a...forget this. He just sees evreything as Creepers.

RBWF presses E.
RBWF sees he has a "Halunation" effect, as well as a "Minecraft addict" effect.
RBWF takes a random bucket of milk into his hotbar and drinks it.
RBFW looses all his statuses.
At this point, RBWF is trapped in a pile of hairballs.
RBWF starts to suck the up.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:02 am

Meanwhile, at Sammy_P...

The Worminator appears!

Kooky comes out!

Kooky says: "What idiot would leave this sitting around for me to stea... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Sammy_P runs into the Worminator and uses it to get back to the Middle Ages!

Kooky says: "Great. Now I have to take a long walkout of here."

Meanwhile, at MyNameIsKooky...

The Worminator appears!

Sammy_P steps out.

Evil Translator, Nobody, and LittleZbot run over!

Nobody says: "Sammy_P! We were looking for you!

CHECKLIST says: "Automatic update!

MYNAMEISKOOKY'S SPEAR-FOUND
NOBODY'S SPEAR-FOUND
TINY TANK'S SPEAR-FOUND
TRANSLATOR'S SPEAR-FOUND
ROASTER'S SPEAR-FOUND
LITTLEZBOT'S SPEAR-FOUND
RIFT BOYWHOFLIES' SPEAR-FOUND
MAGIC GUM WRAPPER'S SPEAR-NOT FOUND
SAMMY_P'S SPEAR-FOUND"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Well, since only one spear hasn't been found, I guess we should reunite with the other group.

MyNameIsKooky teleports everyone to Rift Boywhoflies, Magic Gum Wrapper, Tiny Tank, and Roaster!

MyNameIsKooky sees that Rift Boywhoflies is covered in hairballs!

MyNameIsKooky teleports all the hairballs into someone's house!

MyNameIsKooky says: "I SAVED YOU FROM THE HAIRBALLS!"

Kitty Kat says: "MEOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:41 am

RBWF asks MGW if he could summon a spear.

EDIT: LET'S FINISH OFF THIS MIDDLE AGES PART AND DO MYNAMEISKOOKY'S CHILDHOOD! I WANNA TEST MY ICE POWERS THERE!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:50 am

Sammy_P wrote:RBWF asks MGW if he could summon a spear.

EDIT: LET'S FINISH OFF THIS MIDDLE AGES PART AND DO MYNAMEISKOOKY'S CHILDHOOD! I WANNA TEST MY ICE POWERS THERE!

MGW says "I dunno."

MGW tries to summon a spear!

Instead of a spear, he summons a rat.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:35 am

Sammy_P wrote:RBWF asks MGW if he could summon a spear.

EDIT: LET'S FINISH OFF THIS MIDDLE AGES PART AND DO MYNAMEISKOOKY'S CHILDHOOD! I WANNA TEST MY ICE POWERS THERE!

patience

I have more things planned for the Middle Ages.

...but I guess I'll finish off the spear part because I'm bored with it too.

PLOT:

Kitty Kat sees the rat.

The rat sees Kitty Kat.

The rat runs away!

Kitty Kat chases the rat!

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Oops, I forgot to imagine your summoning powers working properly."

Magic Gum Wrapper facepalms.

Rift Boywhoflies imagines Magic Gum Wrapper as having a spear.

Magic Gum Wrapper gets a spear!

CHECKLIST says: "Everyone has found their spears. I am now useless."

CHECKLIST explodes!

Evil Translator says: "Figures."

Nobody says: "Well, I guess we can go to the village now."

Nobody leads the way towards the Gibber village.

Nobody bumps into Evil Witch!

Evil Witch says: "You! You're that punk I turned into a statue! I don't know how you managed to get turned back, but you did. And you brought reinforcements... and spears!"

Nobody says: "Actually..."

Evil Witch magically draws all the spears toward herself!

Evil Witch says: "Heh, heh, heh... You miscalculated my magic, and now you will BE DEFEATED!"

Nobody says: "But..."

Evil Witch uses OVERPOWERED MAGICAL ATTACK!

A huge blast of orange light comes out of Evil Witch!

The ground shakes!

Huge blocks of stone falls from above!

Nobody loses 0 HP!

MyNameIsKooky loses 0 HP!

Sammy_P loses 0 HP!

Roaster loses 0 HP!

Tiny Tank loses 0 HP!

Rift Boywhoflies loses 0 HP!

Magic Gum Wrapper loses 0 HP!

Evil Translator loses 0 HP!

LittleZbot loses 0 HP!

Evil Witch says: "Drat. You were too far away. By the time that attack recharges, I'll be finished with you anyway."

Sammy_P says: "We'll see about that!"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:56 pm

Sammy_P grabs the witch's hat!

Sammy_P says "I'm the Level 4 Dark Wizard here, not you! Now, time for my ultimate attack!"

Nobody says "THAT'S A-"

Sammy_P says "Ixnay."

Sammy_P pulls out a chainsaw, and throws it at MyNameIsKooky!

Little does Sammy_P know there is evilness in the hat, since the witch is evil.

DUN DUN DUUUUN !!!

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:40 pm

Evil Witch casts a spell!

An ice spell hits SS01!

SS01 is frozen!

Another ice spell rebounds off the ice chunk!

Evil Witch says: "Darn, bad aim."

The other ice spell hits rBWF before he sees it!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm

Rift Boywhoflies is frozen!

Nobody says: "OH NO!"

MyNameIsKooky catches the chainsaw!

MyNameIsKooky says: "Thanks?"

Sammy_P says: "You're welcome."

Nobody blasts Evil Witch with his Superpowers!

Evil Witch loses 100 HP!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:03 am

Rift Boywhoflies shoots teh purple flames out of his rift hand to melt the ice.
He only sucked up eneugh fire to get one hand out.
Rift Boywhoflies opens his eyes real wide to try to make the flames in his eye sockets bigger.
The ice is 2% melted!
Rift Boywhoflies tries to use chaos blast, but instead of making a explosion to get his out like intended it shoots him at a 45 degree angle.
Rift Boywhoflies crashes into the celling, knocking out 15% of the ice but doing IDK damage to himself.
Rift Boywhoflies has IDK hp remaining!
Rift Boywhoflies hopes MGW realises he can use flare to free him and SS01.

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:43 am

boywhoflies wrote:Rift Boywhoflies shoots teh purple flames out of his rift hand to melt the ice.
He only sucked up eneugh fire to get one hand out.
Rift Boywhoflies opens his eyes real wide to try to make the flames in his eye sockets bigger.
The ice is 2% melted!
Rift Boywhoflies tries to use chaos blast, but instead of making a explosion to get his out like intended it shoots him at a 45 degree angle.
Rift Boywhoflies crashes into the celling, knocking out 15% of the ice but doing IDK damage to himself.
Rift Boywhoflies has IDK hp remaining!
Rift Boywhoflies hopes MGW realises he can use flare to free him and SS01.

That would happen, if rBWF wasn't unconscious from frost-bite.

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:14 am

Okay.

RBWF's flame eyes slowly melt the ice.
The ice is 0.1% melted! Yai!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:34 pm

MyNameIsKooky wonders what to do with the chainsaw.

MyNameIsKooky gets an idea!

MyNameIsKooky starts sawing the ice away from Rift Boywhoflies!

Evil Witch starts charging another ice spell.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:43 pm

Nobody wrote:MyNameIsKooky wonders what to do with the chainsaw.

MyNameIsKooky gets an idea!

MyNameIsKooky starts sawing the ice away from Rift Boywhoflies!

Evil Witch starts charging another ice spell.

Sammy_P throws the hat!

Hat lands on ground.

Sammy_P pulls out a cannon from his shirt pocket.

Sammy_P throws in some bunches of MACHINE GUN BULLETS into the cannon.

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:47 pm

Sammy_Bro says "Here, let me help you with that."

Sammy_Bro puts some SPIKY BULLETS into the cannon.

Sammy_Bro says "Now it'll blow- I mean shoot two kinds of bullets. Not at the same time, but-"

Sammy_P says "FIRE!"

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